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Simple enough what are your favorite movie quotes?

From Unforgiven

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Bill Munny: Hell of a thing, killin' a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have.

Bill Munny: All right now, I'm comin' out. Any man I see out there, I'm gonna shoot him. Any sumbitch takes a shot at me, I'm not only gonna kill him, but I'm gonna kill his wife and his dog. All his friends. Burn his damn house down.

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that guy from dead alive army of darkness: Hail to the king baby! *kiss*

bus guy form somewhere: I'll turn this DAMN BUS AROUND!!! that'll ruin your precious feild trip PRETTY DAMN FAST!!

coach: Damn you rudy! why do you try so hard?

Tony: Say hello to my little friend!! (BOOM!)

someone from true lies: Why dont terrorist ever consider our time before they decide to waist it?

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[after Porter shoots Val in the leg and puts a cigarette in his mouth]

Porter: You got a light?

Val: What?

Porter: You got a light?

Val: No.

Porter: Then, what good are you?

[Porter shoots Val in the face]

Edited by Guest

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I know its obvious and all but its cool neways:

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."

Ya'll know where thats from, right?

Link to audio: Here

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i prefer shaft's version of this =) (i think it was shaft)

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thats from "Pulp Fiction", xerox.

Which has 2 other lines that are also my favorite.

Jules: [bANG] Oh, I'm sorry. Did I break your concentration?

Vincent: We should have shotguns for this.

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From "KILL BILL"

The Bride: Those of you lucky enough to have your lives take them with you! However, leave the limbs you've lost. They belong to me now.

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From "Finding Nemo"

Seaguls: MINE !?!

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dr. stranglove: My legs... I CAN WALK!!!

That general guy form that same movie: Well, if this plane has one of our good pilots, Ii mean those russkis, they dont know the firing end of a rocket and I mean our pilots could just dfly in there and

president: General! can they successfuly bomb that station?

that egeneral guy: YOUR DAMN RI-- uh oh.... *sits back down*

to get the fulll hilariousness of that,t and prpoer wording watch Dr.stranglove :)

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"It's ass whooping time" from Lethal Weapon

at least.. i thought so

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Pulp Fiction:

"Mmmmmm thats a tasty burger! May I have a drink of your DELICIOUS beverage?"

Arnold:

"Well I hope you have enough room for my fist BECAUSE I'M GOING TO RAM IT INTO YOUR STOMACH!"

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Tommy Boy

Ray Zalinsky: Goin' a little heavy on the pine tree perfume there kid?

Tommy: No, it's an auto air freshener!

Ray Zalinsky: Good, you've pinpointed it, now the next step is washin' it out!

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CaddyShack

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Al Czervik: Hey, doll. Could you scare up another round for our table over here? And tell the cook this is low grade dogfood. I've had better food at the ballgame, you know? This steak still has marks from where the jockey was hitting it.

Al Czervik: [to his Asian companion] I hear this place is restricted, Wang, so don't tell 'em you're Jewish, okay?

Carl Spackler: License to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations. Man, free to kill gophers at will. To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit - ever. They're like the Viet Cong - Varmint Cong. So you have to fall back on superior intelligence and superior firepower. And that's all she wrote.

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Armageddon:

"Huston YOU have a problem"

"The clock on that nine foot Nuclear warhead is ticking"

"Out of ze way!" "This is how we fix things on Russian Space Station" (Bashes over sized wrench repetedly on the Computer and it whirrs into life) "Ah, right! Now we go home!"

Rat Race:

John Cleese- "I can do what ever I like Owen, im Eccentric!"

Monty Pyton's The Holy Grail:

French Soldier- "Your mother is a hamster and your father smelt of Elderberries! I fart in your general direction silly Arthur King and your English Knnnnigits! Now go away before I taunt you a second time!"

THE TALE OF SIR ROBIN

Bravley bold sir Robin

Rode forth from Camelot

He was not afraid to die

Oh brave Sir Robin

He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways

Brave brave brave brave Sir Robin

He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp

Or to have his eyes gouged out

And his elbows broken

To have his Kneecaps split

And his body burned away

An his limbs all hacked and mangled

Brave Sir Robin

His head smashed in and his heart cut out

And his Liver RemoVed and his bowels unplugged

And his nostrils raped and his bottom burnt off and his penis split...

Robin- Thats enough singing for now lads...

Part 2 (Not including the constant denile of it from Robin)

Brave Sir Robin ran way

Bravley ran away away

When danger reared its ugly head

He bravley turned his tail and fled

Yes brave Sir Robin turned about

And gallantly he Chickened out

Bravley taking to his feet

He beat a very brave retreat

Bravest of the Brave Sir Robin!

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Oooh, I just noticed! Ponch, you watch Shoalin Soccer??? Thats a great movie, i can't quote anything though, I watched it with Subtitles, I hate dubbing.

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Mason Verger: So what do ya think, Cordell? Does Lecter want to fuck her or kill her or eat her alive?

Cordell Doemling: Probably all three, though I wouldn't want to predict in what order.

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"does that look like spit to you?"

"sure does"

"ah fu*kit"

Super Troopers

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"Say hi too my little friend... The gun MUHAHAHA" -> don't know wich movie but souns funny. :lol:

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This isn't a quote from a movie but a few quotes from the TV series Red Dwarf:

Backwards-

Rimmer: Think of it, in 30 years I go back in side my mother, then she goes back in side hers and her mother goes back in side her and so on, untill we all become one glorious whole!

Lister: Rimmer, you ever are one glorious hole.

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Lister (to the Cat): Do you think of nobody but yourself?

The Cat: Hell no! I don't even care about you! And is novelty condom face and goalpost head want to go get them selves lost, its thier problem. Its no use, thier gone buddy. But hey, look on the bright side, THEIR GONE BUDDY!

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Marooned-

Lister: Are you saying iv'e got a big bum?

Rimmer: Big?! Its like two badly parked Volkswagens!

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Another good part is on polymorph, its not a quote but the 1980's graphings are quite charming

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dunno, there are many quotes of different movies i like...but this one came up first -->

when some presentator is introducing the racers in the movie "The Death Race 2000" he says when stallone comes up with his car this:

"loved by thousandssss!!!!!!!!!!! ........hated by millions"

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