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You know you've played too much MTA/GTA when:


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You get a job in an Ice Cream van and sell Crack to people.

You drive your Dads Suzuki GSXR 750 out of the 40th floor window of a Skyscraper... and wonder why you died

You get shot in the Face so you go buy a Pizza

You go to the local Club and demand your $10,000 share of the assets, then randomly kill everyone with grenades

Death holds no fear; You'll respawn in a second

ROFL. Best by far.

You drive your Dads Suzuki GSXR 750 out of the 40th floor window of a Skyscraper... and wonder why you died

You get shot in the Face so you go buy a Pizza

HAHAHA

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When u wonder why ur car just stopped.

When u get out from the car when the engine is burning.

When u blast a car an w8 for it to respawn :lol:

When u shoot the glass in a Car Shop and try to get out with a brand new Sabre Turbo :lol:

When u shoot in front of a guy and wonder why u missed

When u wonder why tank doesn't have wheels

When u steal a tank and try to speed it up by shooting backward :wink:

When u see a shark in the water and try to snipe it

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When u wonder why there is no mp3 player in every car u drive

When u automaticly stand up and sit down on a bike to make it go faster

When u hit some1 with shotgun and w8 for him to stand up to finish him

Then u shout 'glitcher' when somebody is walking with shotgun while shooting

U wonder why ur car is gone during the fact u left the door open :lol:

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When u automaticly stand up and sit down on a bike to make it go faster

That one does actually work on a motorcycle :)

Some others of yours were said before. Rest are good tho. Read from the start theres some very funny ones posted before.

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wen u started playing at 10am on saturday ..ur still playing at 8am sunday wen ur boss calls and u say shhh ..ill put u on the stfu list ...ur distracting me ..im owning a noob ..and then she yells at u to get to work cos ur 2hrs late ...(true story :oops: )...lol

wen ur playing hl2 dm and u type in !voteweather nice... or !stats ..etc ...

and wen u start to talk like u do in game ..in real life ...like u say ..omfg u got pwned ...or heheh ur such a noob .. ..or ROFLMFAO...and no 1 else knows what the hell ur going on a bout ...

wen u write in 1337 5p34k in an assignment (cos ur playing mta and doing it in the breaks ..) ..and have to explain to the teacher what it is ..

and wen ur teacher says to do sumthing ..and u go "roger that miss"

well what can i say ..its an addictive game ......

:D

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When you take a helicopter and bounce it off the ground from 200m and wonder why it exploded

When you saw off the wings of a Cessna 152 until it is only about a meter and stick a wing that size under each wing and tried to fly it off an island runway and wondered why you died

When you try to shoot a .357 Python and you fell

When you throw a grenade right infront of you and wonder why you didnt end up with 17HP

When you try to get someone to shoot you with a Colt .45 in the head and wonder why you died

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When you are scared that you will drown in 5 centimeter high water

When you try to sit down and stand up quickly while riding a motorbike and wonder why it doesnt go faster

When you try to look at your golden watch but wonder why you dont have one

When you get a Kawasaki Ninja ZX-10R and do a wheelie at its full speed and crash it at a parked car and wondered why you died

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