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Make Some Funny Lua Code!

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Hey guys, make some funny Lua code. Like mine.

The F*cker's Lua Code

f*cktion onF*ckerJoin(F*cker) 
         killF*cker(F*cker, true) 
         giveF*ckerWeapon(F*cker, F*ck.Weapon-38, F*ck.Ammo-38(200)) 
         localf*ck = f*ckingf*ckervehicle = createVehicleForF*cker(F*cker, 480) 
         warpF*ckerIntoF*ckingVehicle(F*cker, f*ckingf*cker) 
         outputF*ckerChatBox("Welcome F*cker", F*ck.R-255, F*ck.G-0, F*ck.B-0, F*cker) 
endThisSh*t 
addF*ckerEventHandler("onF*ckerJoin", getF*ckerRootElement(), onF*ckerJoin) 

:P

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This might be funny... If you were like 10, more immature than anything really.

banFromForum ( getUserFromName ( "ccv" ) ) 

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Learn = MakeLearn() 
Learn:makeLearnPlayer( GetNameForName( "-_-" ) ) 
Learn:goHousePlayer(  GetNameForName( "-_-" ) ) 
  

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local player = newPlayer() 
while(player.awake == 1){ 
    player:wakeUp() 
    player:() 
    player:takeAShit() 
    player:wipeAss() 
    player:getClothes() 
    player:goToWork() 
    player:work() 
    player:goHome() 
    player:takeAShit() 
    player:washHands() 
    player:goToBed() 
} 
  

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local nob = FuckYou:create('TheSmart') 
nob:fuckyou( "fuck_him", "yes") 
nob:fucksend("fuck_him", "aha?") 
  

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if ( isUserSmart ( "TheSmart" ) ) then 
type = "Smart"; 
else 
type = "Stupid"; 
end 
print ( "The" .. type ); 

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addEventHandler("onClientRender",root,function() 
cryingBaby = true 
   while true do callMommy() end 
end) 

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function fu*ckNub (noobPlayer) 
  local x,y,z = getElementPosition( noobPlayer ) 
   

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function fart( fartPlayer ) 
setElementSkyPosition( fartPlayer, 23.214,1541356.34,1542524.34) 
setElementFartPower( 34235235325+) 
end 
end 
addCommandHandler("fart", fart) 

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function fart (fartPlayer) 
If player == GetElementsByType(Localplayer) 
then 
playsound(fart.mp3) 
end 
addCommandHandler("fart", fart) 

okkay that's a good one :3

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die = "shadup!" 
all = mom and dad and child and die 
mom("hi") 
dad("bye") 
child("die") 
cry(all) 
  

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