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Ok time for a new crap topic. The point is that we write a story, and every time you post you add a new sentence to the story.

Just do it as following:

:arrow: Copy and past the story into a qoute from "The story".

:arrow: Then add your new sentence to the story and post .

Some notes:

:arrow: You may stray off the topic.

:arrow: Add a new sentence to every post.

:arrow: No junk sentences like:"01000101101010101"or "bgiubirgietgiu4ntie" it spoiles the fun.

I hope this is something.

Yes it is.. except for that useless spamming in the story.. so i cleaned it up a bit. Hold tight, the story continues.......

Once upon the time there was the MTA Team. There was also gta, that didn't had mp in it, but soon Zeus went to sleep.

Then Timmy got heart disease! Zeus little son Ares went to help Timmy, but they both died.

Then Ransom woke up. Ransom ran and ran to a great place, where Posty goes and kills him with his m60. But then MAD_BOY comes en kicks Posty's ass, that makes Aeron do anything but stay on topic. Then IJs walks in with an owned stick and proudly exclaims "ALL YOUR CAPSLOCKS ARE BELONG TO US!!1 But suddenly he was kicked for CAPS, and then "nickl245 did come, spam and it was good.

Two days later... MrBill walked in with his goats, the goats mooed for some odd reason, and MrBill humped me. me liked it and thought MrBill was the coolest moderator EVER! But now he isnt, so MrBill shot utopia and killed him.

Then, MrBill soiled himself and started humping the goats, but something happened and a goat ran away, because he humped it to hard. So he fetched his lube and some sheep bait.

Then a lamer named nikl came over and sucked everyone off the end of his Vacuum cleaner while he was wearing his poofy gay apron and weilding a picket sign saying: "Phuk j00 Rule, Sign 0n my Bo0bieZz!!1" .

Next the lamer n1ckl245 was caught ironing in his maid costume by the mta crew, he was sentenced to an asskicking, it was mutual. The asskicking began and went too far, thus the expression "An April Fools joke, gone bad.

But EL Burro was having fun, he was just about to whip out his Chainsaw singing "Im a littleTeapot" when... Phuk came and sliced him with the chainsaw and said "APRIL FOOLS" then, DrEaM4D was puking @ his little chainsaw and showing him his big old friend.

Then,boss came in, slapped El Burro with a 'YOUR MY DADDY' sig and found bill humping a goat in El Burro's 'YOU CAN BE OUR MEAT' truck... and he died because the sheep was wielding a stubby shotgun, next it ran to the local Wal-Mart because it needed condoms but when it got there, to its great misfortune, it saw that the store was closed.

So the sheep made their own condom and tried it on nikl, cause nikl is weilding a katana, that then stabbed the goat and then got stabbed into El Burro's belly that then got open and droped the drugs.Then the sheep fell on burros 'menu'(the bloody drugs!!!) and landed on nikl's katana.... then smeg head got confused and blew Nikl's face off with a stubby, found trying to escape, Posty and the rest of ULK go after Smeg to get his stubby but Phuk stops and kills all of ulk.

Then... admin Aeron kicked Phuk out of the game for suspected cheater. Phuk go so pissed off he got IJs to kline aeron from irc permanently.

There after Kent fell madly in love with Robpol and Robpol didn't exactly complain. They then set off into the sunset and lived happily ever after in an ice cream truck filled with pink dildos and ky jelly.

Suddenly they spot Mr Bill running towards them, too busy to notice they shrug their shoulders and get back to eating the Jelly. Mr Bill climbs in the Truck and lets the Handbrake go, the truck then starts speeding down a hill towards a... rock and the truck blows up. But... MrBill and Kent survive, rob is dead and goes to Hell where he spends the rest of eternity eating Bison Puke and drinking the devils nasty juices. But MrBill and Kent then went to the Malibu, they ordered many tequilas and things got a little out of hand...

They went to go rape nickl, and nickl seemed to like it. Then phuk came and nikl raped phuk and phuk seemed to like it more than nikl so nikl went in the kitchen to cook some... sausage for zoot and zoot seemed to like it so much that nikl gave zoot more of his sausage.

Then zoot ate the sausage with eggs and waffles and it was good. phuk started crying because he didnt have any... balls to have his... breakfast?!?!?...

So anyway, smeg went out shopping and bought some cheese, peperoni and...bacon to bake everyone a... lovely stubby supper, complete with garlic bread and molotov, but smeg overcooked it so he gave it to a bum, the bum ate the burnt supper and ... he died.

So then a big, huge fight started and... then Wheelman's massive penis made them stop arguing, and get to being jealous... and Wheelman's Mum was standing there infront of wheelman and he realised he had dreamt having a massive penis... and his mom was playing with it.

Everyone was scared and said... MADBOY STOP WATCHING UR PORNO!!! And MADBOY said... it's from rob!

But then Ransom walked in and called Robpol86 a BOSNAR! Then Robpol said SOB just before his boss BUSTED him while he was extracting dextromethropolithan (drug) from cough sirup at his work. Then the boss called him a SOB and suddenly the phone rang again and some corny tisd.net customer said he knew robert pooley because he heard the well known phone call between Ransom and Robpol.

And while Ransom was calling Kent with his free long-distance calls, he was also busy at work trying to mate big chinese pandas. He sprayed them with green flourescent spray paint to make them more attractive.

The pandas not only mated, they..Ran around and gave eachother blowjobs and orgys....and [LsL]Dark helped them. Meanwhile curly was whining about his forum idiot rank, while everyone knows that he is an idiot, so they said... YATTA! and they all made madboyphpwiki-1.3.9 and published it on sourceforge.net, they named it after madboy because he was busted after being mounted by a huge animal in his...school bag.

IJs started to melt and almost everyone began to cry, MrBill came in and asked for his.. goats, his goats were scared of him, so they ran into ransom, ransom took one and said: "Hello there u sexy thing - want to do what dark did to those pandas?" So the sheep ran away again, cause they tought it was bill in costume.

They found a great site and they downloaded..... Vice City then they got mta, so the sheep met another sheep online and communitcated using bah bah and shit, and 1 of em got offended by the bah bah and shot the other sheep in the face and took his nose off, then the sheep jumped through the monitor onto the other sheep (undamaged) and dropped his nose on him then the sheep undamaged did a ninja kickflip and started to kick the shit outta the sheep with no nose, then the sheep with no nose... decided Talidan, MrBill, MAD_BOY and Robpol86 (which was revived again) should visit a youth hostel in the UK.

So they did, and in the middle of the night Robpol86 woke Ransom, it seemed like Robpol was posessed, and he asked Ransom very quietly: I like boners with caramel and cherry sauce. "AGAIN???? Ok but it's the last time" Ransom said.

Meanwhile, while Ransom went out to get the cherry sauce, he saw MrBill and MAD_BOY doing nothing of interest on the bushes, so he decided to... join and they had a great time in the bushes, until policeman [sM]Boss arrested them for having...fun. Cause boss wanted that they had... free internet access from tisd.net, including email with spamfilter and Ransom in garlic sauce with garlic bread and they were sentenced by Boss to take the next plane to Amsterdam to smoke some weed, so they...would have real "nederwiet". Now most people think what's nederwiet, so ransom tells them in a psycho way: Hey, I know how to say bosnar which is dutch and means forest clown, so back off. Besides backwards my name is mosnar which is moss clown in Dutch!

So Ransom was sentenced to lick the moss, by judge julie in sex court, while his girlfriend... Cray really liked clipping his toe nails. And he decided to share the salami, he just bought at the butcher, with eAi. But eAi punched everyone with a big tofu ball, because he was a vegetarian.

Suddenly IJs had a craving for KFC...so IJS went to the KFC house to talk to them but he fell downstairs... he wondered why this KFC was a house and he sued them for all they're worth for falling down the staircase, he claimed a plunger was placed at the top of the staircase. The next moment Robpol86 popped up and directed all KFC members to his brand new Tisd.net van he got from his boss the day before, when they were all in, he unzipped his pants and they started... playing pattycake while Kent showed up at the door, saw this, and got sad cos they didnt let him in the game. They just played with Kent watching it. He was so sad that he took a hammer and... broke a window at the Wall o mart while Vass was... masturbating in the KFC kitchen preparing the "special sauce" for the food.

Kent came back, not only to find vass masturbating, but DeathB was by his side giving himself the time, then DgtaDude joined in.

The Next day the kitchen was full of a sticky white liquid, women seem to like to bath in it until ransom thought he would have a try and... then he realized he was being posessed by dark, so he stomped a mudhole in dark and threw him into the vat o' white liquid.

After a year of nonsense going on...ransom and ijs met up at the KFC coffe house to change money to drugs. bad luck for ransom he wanted to pay with japanese money but ijs wast pleased and...Excited, he got his Gun and !!BANG!! shot himself in the head, ransom sat there laughing because he had the drugs and the money...

7000 years later, Wheelman's great great grandson started to play MTA, for Grand Theft Auto: Pluto. He dominated people left and right, and eventually met a guy named {ULK}DeathZ who was a very late predecessor of Gary and.. DeathZ owned Wheelman(aka batman)'s great grandson cause he actually was a n00b.

Suddenly MrBump came and said: "Ill ban u both for being so lame. Get out of this game or i will slap u."

Then came the real batman back and said i invented a time machine...AND DECIDED TO RULE THE WORLD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH........but then suddenly vass stole his time machine and kicked batman back to 1914... He was left there. Sux for him. Just then DeathZ tried to figure out how MrBump was still alive... it was his scripts! THEY ARE SO ADVANCED! They now create and improve themselves! They work using donkeys. Donkeys owned the world but got trapped into 1 of bumps scripts so bump.... hooked the donkey up to the computer to upgrade it from steam power.

Then happened an accident and all the donkey died. Now bump and DeathZ had to get batman back to their teahouse to drink some tea and eat biscuits, batman said i don't like tea and biscuits i aint a british :o and ransom turned around and bitchslapped him, there was a big fight.. at the end of it.. batmans ass was red cos everybody slapped him, ransom had to buy a new beer bottle he had broken and deathz went to the hospital wit a broken leg...

The hostpital security said: "ur not allowed in cos ur gay :o off." But deathz... thought: "let's kick him in the balls, but he fainted."

And suddenly xerox came in and teleported everyone back to the past, but while they were in the teleporter (which was jacked from Batman while he was visiting a coffee shop in Amsterdam), xerox... likes pie. And they went to Germany and laughed at germans.

Then nikl laughed at them and got klined for antihitlerism. some then unklined nickl and when he came back he was laughed at they klined him again, so he decided to kick his grandpa and laugh at the grandson of DrEaM4D who dominated the world for 5000 years in MTA in future.

But lets teleport to 5000 years later...

Everyone was addicted to cheese and classed as a class A drug then Brophy aint it and got soo high it made him want to give all his money and gold to vass.

He gave but the gold wast real so vass slapped himm and... Phuk came and killed them both. So he runs off with the stuff and... tripped and fell because of a rock, making everything to fall into the near lava river, so phuk jumped in and... burned his ass.

Now that the zombies came back, the world... blew up and only the only people who survived were dark... and black dragon (actually he isnt a human but what the hey) so they went to mars and dragon built his home in its north pole and dark... but Mr.Bump's kick/ban script didn't like that so he banned his home from the list, but the script didn't work because... the lamas came from mars...

He was so intelligent he decided to try to fly but wat he forgot was his wings and.... he fell down and broke his teeth.

OMG deathz is back...but deathz died by a stubby up his ass the only way to die suicide.

Nick's biological great X14 grandson, nickl269 then grabbed onto a staf and rubbed his hand along it shouting "i am the king" then his hand got lower and lower into his pants...and he touched his toes!

Meanwhile at the other end of the galaxy... Mr.Bill ate a bag of marijuana so he went in sleep and... shit himself because windows got a blue screen! Some computer :o call it the blue screen of death because it is a blue screen and it kills people by turning them to stone(d)!! while bill was shitting himself betty was making a big soup made out of pussy hair! 10 kittens where killed.... and somehow Mr. Bill decided to lick the blue screen and suddenly it disappeared. He reported the blue screen solution to Microsoft and Microsoft brought out Windows Update with lick support, but then the RIAA came bitchin on Microsoft cause they didnt want people to....

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Once upon the time there was the MTA Team. There was also gta, that didn't had mp in it, but soon Zeus went to sleep.

Then Timmy got heart disease! Zeus little son Ares went to help Timmy, but they both died.

Then Ransom woke up. Ransom ran and ran to a great place, where Posty goes and kills him with his m60. But then MAD_BOY comes en kicks Posty's ass, that makes Aeron do anything but stay on topic. Then IJs walks in with an owned stick and proudly exclaims "ALL YOUR CAPSLOCKS ARE BELONG TO US!!1 But suddenly he was kicked for CAPS, and then "nickl245 did come, spam and it was good.

Two days later... MrBill walked in with his goats, the goats mooed for some odd reason, and MrBill humped me. me liked it and thought MrBill was the coolest moderator EVER! But now he isnt, so MrBill shot utopia and killed him.

Then, MrBill soiled himself and started humping the goats, but something happened and a goat ran away, because he humped it to hard. So he fetched his lube and some sheep bait.

Then a lamer named nikl came over and sucked everyone off the end of his Vacuum cleaner while he was wearing his poofy gay apron and weilding a picket sign saying: "Phuk j00 Rule, Sign 0n my Bo0bieZz!!1" .

Next the lamer n1ckl245 was caught ironing in his maid costume by the mta crew, he was sentenced to an asskicking, it was mutual. The asskicking began and went too far, thus the expression "An April Fools joke, gone bad.

But EL Burro was having fun, he was just about to whip out his Chainsaw singing "Im a littleTeapot" when... Phuk came and sliced him with the chainsaw and said "APRIL FOOLS" then, DrEaM4D was puking @ his little chainsaw and showing him his big old friend.

Then,boss came in, slapped El Burro with a 'YOUR MY DADDY' sig and found bill humping a goat in El Burro's 'YOU CAN BE OUR MEAT' truck... and he died because the sheep was wielding a stubby shotgun, next it ran to the local Wal-Mart because it needed condoms but when it got there, to its great misfortune, it saw that the store was closed.

So the sheep made their own condom and tried it on nikl, cause nikl is weilding a katana, that then stabbed the goat and then got stabbed into El Burro's belly that then got open and droped the drugs.Then the sheep fell on burros 'menu'(the bloody drugs!!!) and landed on nikl's katana.... then smeg head got confused and blew Nikl's face off with a stubby, found trying to escape, Posty and the rest of ULK go after Smeg to get his stubby but Phuk stops and kills all of ulk.

Then... admin Aeron kicked Phuk out of the game for suspected cheater. Phuk go so pissed off he got IJs to kline aeron from irc permanently.

There after Kent fell madly in love with Robpol and Robpol didn't exactly complain. They then set off into the sunset and lived happily ever after in an ice cream truck filled with pink dildos and ky jelly.

Suddenly they spot Mr Bill running towards them, too busy to notice they shrug their shoulders and get back to eating the Jelly. Mr Bill climbs in the Truck and lets the Handbrake go, the truck then starts speeding down a hill towards a... rock and the truck blows up. But... MrBill and Kent survive, rob is dead and goes to Hell where he spends the rest of eternity eating Bison Puke and drinking the devils nasty juices. But MrBill and Kent then went to the Malibu, they ordered many tequilas and things got a little out of hand...

They went to go rape nickl, and nickl seemed to like it. Then phuk came and nikl raped phuk and phuk seemed to like it more than nikl so nikl went in the kitchen to cook some... sausage for zoot and zoot seemed to like it so much that nikl gave zoot more of his sausage.

Then zoot ate the sausage with eggs and waffles and it was good. phuk started crying because he didnt have any... balls to have his... breakfast?!?!?...

So anyway, smeg went out shopping and bought some cheese, peperoni and...bacon to bake everyone a... lovely stubby supper, complete with garlic bread and molotov, but smeg overcooked it so he gave it to a bum, the bum ate the burnt supper and ... he died.

So then a big, huge fight started and... then Wheelman's massive penis made them stop arguing, and get to being jealous... and Wheelman's Mum was standing there infront of wheelman and he realised he had dreamt having a massive penis... and his mom was playing with it.

Everyone was scared and said... MADBOY STOP WATCHING UR PORNO!!! And MADBOY said... it's from rob!

But then Ransom walked in and called Robpol86 a BOSNAR! Then Robpol said SOB just before his boss BUSTED him while he was extracting dextromethropolithan (drug) from cough sirup at his work. Then the boss called him a SOB and suddenly the phone rang again and some corny tisd.net customer said he knew robert pooley because he heard the well known phone call between Ransom and Robpol.

And while Ransom was calling Kent with his free long-distance calls, he was also busy at work trying to mate big chinese pandas. He sprayed them with green flourescent spray paint to make them more attractive.

The pandas not only mated, they..Ran around and gave eachother blowjobs and orgys....and [LsL]Dark helped them. Meanwhile curly was whining about his forum idiot rank, while everyone knows that he is an idiot, so they said... YATTA! and they all made madboyphpwiki-1.3.9 and published it on sourceforge.net, they named it after madboy because he was busted after being mounted by a huge animal in his...school bag.

IJs started to melt and almost everyone began to cry, MrBill came in and asked for his.. goats, his goats were scared of him, so they ran into ransom, ransom took one and said: "Hello there u sexy thing - want to do what dark did to those pandas?" So the sheep ran away again, cause they tought it was bill in costume.

They found a great site and they downloaded..... Vice City then they got mta, so the sheep met another sheep online and communitcated using bah bah and shit, and 1 of em got offended by the bah bah and shot the other sheep in the face and took his nose off, then the sheep jumped through the monitor onto the other sheep (undamaged) and dropped his nose on him then the sheep undamaged did a ninja kickflip and started to kick the shit outta the sheep with no nose, then the sheep with no nose... decided Talidan, MrBill, MAD_BOY and Robpol86 (which was revived again) should visit a youth hostel in the UK.

So they did, and in the middle of the night Robpol86 woke Ransom, it seemed like Robpol was posessed, and he asked Ransom very quietly: I like boners with caramel and cherry sauce. "AGAIN???? Ok but it's the last time" Ransom said.

Meanwhile, while Ransom went out to get the cherry sauce, he saw MrBill and MAD_BOY doing nothing of interest on the bushes, so he decided to... join and they had a great time in the bushes, until policeman [sM]Boss arrested them for having...fun. Cause boss wanted that they had... free internet access from tisd.net, including email with spamfilter and Ransom in garlic sauce with garlic bread and they were sentenced by Boss to take the next plane to Amsterdam to smoke some weed, so they...would have real "nederwiet". Now most people think what's nederwiet, so ransom tells them in a psycho way: Hey, I know how to say bosnar which is dutch and means forest clown, so back off. Besides backwards my name is mosnar which is moss clown in Dutch!

So Ransom was sentenced to lick the moss, by judge julie in sex court, while his girlfriend... Cray really liked clipping his toe nails. And he decided to share the salami, he just bought at the butcher, with eAi. But eAi punched everyone with a big tofu ball, because he was a vegetarian.

Suddenly IJs had a craving for KFC...so IJS went to the KFC house to talk to them but he fell downstairs... he wondered why this KFC was a house and he sued them for all they're worth for falling down the staircase, he claimed a plunger was placed at the top of the staircase. The next moment Robpol86 popped up and directed all KFC members to his brand new Tisd.net van he got from his boss the day before, when they were all in, he unzipped his pants and they started... playing pattycake while Kent showed up at the door, saw this, and got sad cos they didnt let him in the game. They just played with Kent watching it. He was so sad that he took a hammer and... broke a window at the Wall o mart while Vass was... masturbating in the KFC kitchen preparing the "special sauce" for the food.

Kent came back, not only to find vass masturbating, but DeathB was by his side giving himself the time, then DgtaDude joined in.

The Next day the kitchen was full of a sticky white liquid, women seem to like to bath in it until ransom thought he would have a try and... then he realized he was being posessed by dark, so he stomped a mudhole in dark and threw him into the vat o' white liquid.

After a year of nonsense going on...ransom and ijs met up at the KFC coffe house to change money to drugs. bad luck for ransom he wanted to pay with japanese money but ijs wast pleased and...Excited, he got his Gun and !!BANG!! shot himself in the head, ransom sat there laughing because he had the drugs and the money...

7000 years later, Wheelman's great great grandson started to play MTA, for Grand Theft Auto: Pluto. He dominated people left and right, and eventually met a guy named {ULK}DeathZ who was a very late predecessor of Gary and.. DeathZ owned Wheelman(aka batman)'s great grandson cause he actually was a n00b.

Suddenly MrBump came and said: "Ill ban u both for being so lame. Get out of this game or i will slap u."

Then came the real batman back and said i invented a time machine...AND DECIDED TO RULE THE WORLD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH........but then suddenly vass stole his time machine and kicked batman back to 1914... He was left there. Sux for him. Just then DeathZ tried to figure out how MrBump was still alive... it was his scripts! THEY ARE SO ADVANCED! They now create and improve themselves! They work using donkeys. Donkeys owned the world but got trapped into 1 of bumps scripts so bump.... hooked the donkey up to the computer to upgrade it from steam power.

Then happened an accident and all the donkey died. Now bump and DeathZ had to get batman back to their teahouse to drink some tea and eat biscuits, batman said i don't like tea and biscuits i aint a british :o and ransom turned around and bitchslapped him, there was a big fight.. at the end of it.. batmans ass was red cos everybody slapped him, ransom had to buy a new beer bottle he had broken and deathz went to the hospital wit a broken leg...

The hostpital security said: "ur not allowed in cos ur gay :o off." But deathz... thought: "let's kick him in the balls, but he fainted."

And suddenly xerox came in and teleported everyone back to the past, but while they were in the teleporter (which was jacked from Batman while he was visiting a coffee shop in Amsterdam), xerox... likes pie. And they went to Germany and laughed at germans.

Then nikl laughed at them and got klined for antihitlerism. some then unklined nickl and when he came back he was laughed at they klined him again, so he decided to kick his grandpa and laugh at the grandson of DrEaM4D who dominated the world for 5000 years in MTA in future.

But lets teleport to 5000 years later...

Everyone was addicted to cheese and classed as a class A drug then Brophy aint it and got soo high it made him want to give all his money and gold to vass.

He gave but the gold wast real so vass slapped himm and... Phuk came and killed them both. So he runs off with the stuff and... tripped and fell because of a rock, making everything to fall into the near lava river, so phuk jumped in and... burned his ass.

Now that the zombies came back, the world... blew up and only the only people who survived were dark... and black dragon (actually he isnt a human but what the hey) so they went to mars and dragon built his home in its north pole and dark... but Mr.Bump's kick/ban script didn't like that so he banned his home from the list, but the script didn't work because... the lamas came from mars...

He was so intelligent he decided to try to fly but wat he forgot was his wings and.... he fell down and broke his teeth.

OMG deathz is back...but deathz died by a stubby up his ass the only way to die suicide.

Nick's biological great X14 grandson, nickl269 then grabbed onto a staf and rubbed his hand along it shouting "i am the king" then his hand got lower and lower into his pants...and he touched his toes!

Meanwhile at the other end of the galaxy... Mr.Bill ate a bag of marijuana so he went in sleep and... shit himself because windows got a blue screen! Some computer :o call it the blue screen of death because it is a blue screen and it kills people by turning them to stone(d)!! while bill was shitting himself betty was making a big soup made out of pussy hair! 10 kittens where killed.... and somehow Mr. Bill decided to lick the blue screen and suddenly it disappeared. He reported the blue screen solution to Microsoft and Microsoft brought out Windows Update with lick support, but then the RIAA came bitchin on Microsoft cause they didnt want people to.... download movies, because those movies pay the camera men, the janitors, the light fixers, the makeup guys, not just the...

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Once upon the time there was the MTA Team. There was also gta, that didn't had mp in it, but soon Zeus went to sleep.

Then Timmy got heart disease! Zeus little son Ares went to help Timmy, but they both died.

Then Ransom woke up. Ransom ran and ran to a great place, where Posty goes and kills him with his m60. But then MAD_BOY comes en kicks Posty's ass, that makes Aeron do anything but stay on topic. Then IJs walks in with an owned stick and proudly exclaims "ALL YOUR CAPSLOCKS ARE BELONG TO US!!1 But suddenly he was kicked for CAPS, and then "nickl245 did come, spam and it was good.

Two days later... MrBill walked in with his goats, the goats mooed for some odd reason, and MrBill humped me. me liked it and thought MrBill was the coolest moderator EVER! But now he isnt, so MrBill shot utopia and killed him.

Then, MrBill soiled himself and started humping the goats, but something happened and a goat ran away, because he humped it to hard. So he fetched his lube and some sheep bait.

Then a lamer named nikl came over and sucked everyone off the end of his Vacuum cleaner while he was wearing his poofy gay apron and weilding a picket sign saying: "Phuk j00 Rule, Sign 0n my Bo0bieZz!!1" .

Next the lamer n1ckl245 was caught ironing in his maid costume by the mta crew, he was sentenced to an asskicking, it was mutual. The asskicking began and went too far, thus the expression "An April Fools joke, gone bad.

But EL Burro was having fun, he was just about to whip out his Chainsaw singing "Im a littleTeapot" when... Phuk came and sliced him with the chainsaw and said "APRIL FOOLS" then, DrEaM4D was puking @ his little chainsaw and showing him his big old friend.

Then,boss came in, slapped El Burro with a 'YOUR MY DADDY' sig and found bill humping a goat in El Burro's 'YOU CAN BE OUR MEAT' truck... and he died because the sheep was wielding a stubby shotgun, next it ran to the local Wal-Mart because it needed condoms but when it got there, to its great misfortune, it saw that the store was closed.

So the sheep made their own condom and tried it on nikl, cause nikl is weilding a katana, that then stabbed the goat and then got stabbed into El Burro's belly that then got open and droped the drugs.Then the sheep fell on burros 'menu'(the bloody drugs!!!) and landed on nikl's katana.... then smeg head got confused and blew Nikl's face off with a stubby, found trying to escape, Posty and the rest of ULK go after Smeg to get his stubby but Phuk stops and kills all of ulk.

Then... admin Aeron kicked Phuk out of the game for suspected cheater. Phuk go so pissed off he got IJs to kline aeron from irc permanently.

There after Kent fell madly in love with Robpol and Robpol didn't exactly complain. They then set off into the sunset and lived happily ever after in an ice cream truck filled with pink dildos and ky jelly.

Suddenly they spot Mr Bill running towards them, too busy to notice they shrug their shoulders and get back to eating the Jelly. Mr Bill climbs in the Truck and lets the Handbrake go, the truck then starts speeding down a hill towards a... rock and the truck blows up. But... MrBill and Kent survive, rob is dead and goes to Hell where he spends the rest of eternity eating Bison Puke and drinking the devils nasty juices. But MrBill and Kent then went to the Malibu, they ordered many tequilas and things got a little out of hand...

They went to go rape nickl, and nickl seemed to like it. Then phuk came and nikl raped phuk and phuk seemed to like it more than nikl so nikl went in the kitchen to cook some... sausage for zoot and zoot seemed to like it so much that nikl gave zoot more of his sausage.

Then zoot ate the sausage with eggs and waffles and it was good. phuk started crying because he didnt have any... balls to have his... breakfast?!?!?...

So anyway, smeg went out shopping and bought some cheese, peperoni and...bacon to bake everyone a... lovely stubby supper, complete with garlic bread and molotov, but smeg overcooked it so he gave it to a bum, the bum ate the burnt supper and ... he died.

So then a big, huge fight started and... then Wheelman's massive penis made them stop arguing, and get to being jealous... and Wheelman's Mum was standing there infront of wheelman and he realised he had dreamt having a massive penis... and his mom was playing with it.

Everyone was scared and said... MADBOY STOP WATCHING UR PORNO!!! And MADBOY said... it's from rob!

But then Ransom walked in and called Robpol86 a BOSNAR! Then Robpol said SOB just before his boss BUSTED him while he was extracting dextromethropolithan (drug) from cough sirup at his work. Then the boss called him a SOB and suddenly the phone rang again and some corny tisd.net customer said he knew robert pooley because he heard the well known phone call between Ransom and Robpol.

And while Ransom was calling Kent with his free long-distance calls, he was also busy at work trying to mate big chinese pandas. He sprayed them with green flourescent spray paint to make them more attractive.

The pandas not only mated, they..Ran around and gave eachother blowjobs and orgys....and [LsL]Dark helped them. Meanwhile curly was whining about his forum idiot rank, while everyone knows that he is an idiot, so they said... YATTA! and they all made madboyphpwiki-1.3.9 and published it on sourceforge.net, they named it after madboy because he was busted after being mounted by a huge animal in his...school bag.

IJs started to melt and almost everyone began to cry, MrBill came in and asked for his.. goats, his goats were scared of him, so they ran into ransom, ransom took one and said: "Hello there u sexy thing - want to do what dark did to those pandas?" So the sheep ran away again, cause they tought it was bill in costume.

They found a great site and they downloaded..... Vice City then they got mta, so the sheep met another sheep online and communitcated using bah bah and shit, and 1 of em got offended by the bah bah and shot the other sheep in the face and took his nose off, then the sheep jumped through the monitor onto the other sheep (undamaged) and dropped his nose on him then the sheep undamaged did a ninja kickflip and started to kick the shit outta the sheep with no nose, then the sheep with no nose... decided Talidan, MrBill, MAD_BOY and Robpol86 (which was revived again) should visit a youth hostel in the UK.

So they did, and in the middle of the night Robpol86 woke Ransom, it seemed like Robpol was posessed, and he asked Ransom very quietly: I like boners with caramel and cherry sauce. "AGAIN???? Ok but it's the last time" Ransom said.

Meanwhile, while Ransom went out to get the cherry sauce, he saw MrBill and MAD_BOY doing nothing of interest on the bushes, so he decided to... join and they had a great time in the bushes, until policeman [sM]Boss arrested them for having...fun. Cause boss wanted that they had... free internet access from tisd.net, including email with spamfilter and Ransom in garlic sauce with garlic bread and they were sentenced by Boss to take the next plane to Amsterdam to smoke some weed, so they...would have real "nederwiet". Now most people think what's nederwiet, so ransom tells them in a psycho way: Hey, I know how to say bosnar which is dutch and means forest clown, so back off. Besides backwards my name is mosnar which is moss clown in Dutch!

So Ransom was sentenced to lick the moss, by judge julie in sex court, while his girlfriend... Cray really liked clipping his toe nails. And he decided to share the salami, he just bought at the butcher, with eAi. But eAi punched everyone with a big tofu ball, because he was a vegetarian.

Suddenly IJs had a craving for KFC...so IJS went to the KFC house to talk to them but he fell downstairs... he wondered why this KFC was a house and he sued them for all they're worth for falling down the staircase, he claimed a plunger was placed at the top of the staircase. The next moment Robpol86 popped up and directed all KFC members to his brand new Tisd.net van he got from his boss the day before, when they were all in, he unzipped his pants and they started... playing pattycake while Kent showed up at the door, saw this, and got sad cos they didnt let him in the game. They just played with Kent watching it. He was so sad that he took a hammer and... broke a window at the Wall o mart while Vass was... masturbating in the KFC kitchen preparing the "special sauce" for the food.

Kent came back, not only to find vass masturbating, but DeathB was by his side giving himself the time, then DgtaDude joined in.

The Next day the kitchen was full of a sticky white liquid, women seem to like to bath in it until ransom thought he would have a try and... then he realized he was being posessed by dark, so he stomped a mudhole in dark and threw him into the vat o' white liquid.

After a year of nonsense going on...ransom and ijs met up at the KFC coffe house to change money to drugs. bad luck for ransom he wanted to pay with japanese money but ijs wast pleased and...Excited, he got his Gun and !!BANG!! shot himself in the head, ransom sat there laughing because he had the drugs and the money...

7000 years later, Wheelman's great great grandson started to play MTA, for Grand Theft Auto: Pluto. He dominated people left and right, and eventually met a guy named {ULK}DeathZ who was a very late predecessor of Gary and.. DeathZ owned Wheelman(aka batman)'s great grandson cause he actually was a n00b.

Suddenly MrBump came and said: "Ill ban u both for being so lame. Get out of this game or i will slap u."

Then came the real batman back and said i invented a time machine...AND DECIDED TO RULE THE WORLD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH........but then suddenly vass stole his time machine and kicked batman back to 1914... He was left there. Sux for him. Just then DeathZ tried to figure out how MrBump was still alive... it was his scripts! THEY ARE SO ADVANCED! They now create and improve themselves! They work using donkeys. Donkeys owned the world but got trapped into 1 of bumps scripts so bump.... hooked the donkey up to the computer to upgrade it from steam power.

Then happened an accident and all the donkey died. Now bump and DeathZ had to get batman back to their teahouse to drink some tea and eat biscuits, batman said i don't like tea and biscuits i aint a british :o and ransom turned around and bitchslapped him, there was a big fight.. at the end of it.. batmans ass was red cos everybody slapped him, ransom had to buy a new beer bottle he had broken and deathz went to the hospital wit a broken leg...

The hostpital security said: "ur not allowed in cos ur gay :o off." But deathz... thought: "let's kick him in the balls, but he fainted."

And suddenly xerox came in and teleported everyone back to the past, but while they were in the teleporter (which was jacked from Batman while he was visiting a coffee shop in Amsterdam), xerox... likes pie. And they went to Germany and laughed at germans.

Then nikl laughed at them and got klined for antihitlerism. some then unklined nickl and when he came back he was laughed at they klined him again, so he decided to kick his grandpa and laugh at the grandson of DrEaM4D who dominated the world for 5000 years in MTA in future.

But lets teleport to 5000 years later...

Everyone was addicted to cheese and classed as a class A drug then Brophy aint it and got soo high it made him want to give all his money and gold to vass.

He gave but the gold wast real so vass slapped himm and... Phuk came and killed them both. So he runs off with the stuff and... tripped and fell because of a rock, making everything to fall into the near lava river, so phuk jumped in and... burned his ass.

Now that the zombies came back, the world... blew up and only the only people who survived were dark... and black dragon (actually he isnt a human but what the hey) so they went to mars and dragon built his home in its north pole and dark... but Mr.Bump's kick/ban script didn't like that so he banned his home from the list, but the script didn't work because... the lamas came from mars...

He was so intelligent he decided to try to fly but wat he forgot was his wings and.... he fell down and broke his teeth.

OMG deathz is back...but deathz died by a stubby up his ass the only way to die suicide.

Nick's biological great X14 grandson, nickl269 then grabbed onto a staf and rubbed his hand along it shouting "i am the king" then his hand got lower and lower into his pants...and he touched his toes!

Meanwhile at the other end of the galaxy... Mr.Bill ate a bag of marijuana so he went in sleep and... shit himself because windows got a blue screen! Some computer :o call it the blue screen of death because it is a blue screen and it kills people by turning them to stone(d)!! while bill was shitting himself betty was making a big soup made out of pussy hair! 10 kittens where killed.... and somehow Mr. Bill decided to lick the blue screen and suddenly it disappeared. He reported the blue screen solution to Microsoft and Microsoft brought out Windows Update with lick support, but then the RIAA came bitchin on Microsoft cause they didnt want people to.... download movies, because those movies pay the camera men, the janitors, the light fixers, the makeup guys, not just the... MTA Team.

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Once upon the time there was the MTA Team. There was also gta, that didn't had mp in it, but soon Zeus went to sleep.

Then Timmy got heart disease! Zeus little son Ares went to help Timmy, but they both died.

Then Ransom woke up. Ransom ran and ran to a great place, where Posty goes and kills him with his m60. But then MAD_BOY comes en kicks Posty's ass, that makes Aeron do anything but stay on topic. Then IJs walks in with an owned stick and proudly exclaims "ALL YOUR CAPSLOCKS ARE BELONG TO US!!1 But suddenly he was kicked for CAPS, and then "nickl245 did come, spam and it was good.

Two days later... MrBill walked in with his goats, the goats mooed for some odd reason, and MrBill humped me. me liked it and thought MrBill was the coolest moderator EVER! But now he isnt, so MrBill shot utopia and killed him.

Then, MrBill soiled himself and started humping the goats, but something happened and a goat ran away, because he humped it to hard. So he fetched his lube and some sheep bait.

Then a lamer named nikl came over and sucked everyone off the end of his Vacuum cleaner while he was wearing his poofy gay apron and weilding a picket sign saying: "Phuk j00 Rule, Sign 0n my Bo0bieZz!!1" .

Next the lamer n1ckl245 was caught ironing in his maid costume by the mta crew, he was sentenced to an asskicking, it was mutual. The asskicking began and went too far, thus the expression "An April Fools joke, gone bad.

But EL Burro was having fun, he was just about to whip out his Chainsaw singing "Im a littleTeapot" when... Phuk came and sliced him with the chainsaw and said "APRIL FOOLS" then, DrEaM4D was puking @ his little chainsaw and showing him his big old friend.

Then,boss came in, slapped El Burro with a 'YOUR MY DADDY' sig and found bill humping a goat in El Burro's 'YOU CAN BE OUR MEAT' truck... and he died because the sheep was wielding a stubby shotgun, next it ran to the local Wal-Mart because it needed condoms but when it got there, to its great misfortune, it saw that the store was closed.

So the sheep made their own condom and tried it on nikl, cause nikl is weilding a katana, that then stabbed the goat and then got stabbed into El Burro's belly that then got open and droped the drugs.Then the sheep fell on burros 'menu'(the bloody drugs!!!) and landed on nikl's katana.... then smeg head got confused and blew Nikl's face off with a stubby, found trying to escape, Posty and the rest of ULK go after Smeg to get his stubby but Phuk stops and kills all of ulk.

Then... admin Aeron kicked Phuk out of the game for suspected cheater. Phuk go so pissed off he got IJs to kline aeron from irc permanently.

There after Kent fell madly in love with Robpol and Robpol didn't exactly complain. They then set off into the sunset and lived happily ever after in an ice cream truck filled with pink dildos and ky jelly.

Suddenly they spot Mr Bill running towards them, too busy to notice they shrug their shoulders and get back to eating the Jelly. Mr Bill climbs in the Truck and lets the Handbrake go, the truck then starts speeding down a hill towards a... rock and the truck blows up. But... MrBill and Kent survive, rob is dead and goes to Hell where he spends the rest of eternity eating Bison Puke and drinking the devils nasty juices. But MrBill and Kent then went to the Malibu, they ordered many tequilas and things got a little out of hand...

They went to go rape nickl, and nickl seemed to like it. Then phuk came and nikl raped phuk and phuk seemed to like it more than nikl so nikl went in the kitchen to cook some... sausage for zoot and zoot seemed to like it so much that nikl gave zoot more of his sausage.

Then zoot ate the sausage with eggs and waffles and it was good. phuk started crying because he didnt have any... balls to have his... breakfast?!?!?...

So anyway, smeg went out shopping and bought some cheese, peperoni and...bacon to bake everyone a... lovely stubby supper, complete with garlic bread and molotov, but smeg overcooked it so he gave it to a bum, the bum ate the burnt supper and ... he died.

So then a big, huge fight started and... then Wheelman's massive penis made them stop arguing, and get to being jealous... and Wheelman's Mum was standing there infront of wheelman and he realised he had dreamt having a massive penis... and his mom was playing with it.

Everyone was scared and said... MADBOY STOP WATCHING UR PORNO!!! And MADBOY said... it's from rob!

But then Ransom walked in and called Robpol86 a BOSNAR! Then Robpol said SOB just before his boss BUSTED him while he was extracting dextromethropolithan (drug) from cough sirup at his work. Then the boss called him a SOB and suddenly the phone rang again and some corny tisd.net customer said he knew robert pooley because he heard the well known phone call between Ransom and Robpol.

And while Ransom was calling Kent with his free long-distance calls, he was also busy at work trying to mate big chinese pandas. He sprayed them with green flourescent spray paint to make them more attractive.

The pandas not only mated, they..Ran around and gave eachother blowjobs and orgys....and [LsL]Dark helped them. Meanwhile curly was whining about his forum idiot rank, while everyone knows that he is an idiot, so they said... YATTA! and they all made madboyphpwiki-1.3.9 and published it on sourceforge.net, they named it after madboy because he was busted after being mounted by a huge animal in his...school bag.

IJs started to melt and almost everyone began to cry, MrBill came in and asked for his.. goats, his goats were scared of him, so they ran into ransom, ransom took one and said: "Hello there u sexy thing - want to do what dark did to those pandas?" So the sheep ran away again, cause they tought it was bill in costume.

They found a great site and they downloaded..... Vice City then they got mta, so the sheep met another sheep online and communitcated using bah bah and shit, and 1 of em got offended by the bah bah and shot the other sheep in the face and took his nose off, then the sheep jumped through the monitor onto the other sheep (undamaged) and dropped his nose on him then the sheep undamaged did a ninja kickflip and started to kick the shit outta the sheep with no nose, then the sheep with no nose... decided Talidan, MrBill, MAD_BOY and Robpol86 (which was revived again) should visit a youth hostel in the UK.

So they did, and in the middle of the night Robpol86 woke Ransom, it seemed like Robpol was posessed, and he asked Ransom very quietly: I like boners with caramel and cherry sauce. "AGAIN???? Ok but it's the last time" Ransom said.

Meanwhile, while Ransom went out to get the cherry sauce, he saw MrBill and MAD_BOY doing nothing of interest on the bushes, so he decided to... join and they had a great time in the bushes, until policeman [sM]Boss arrested them for having...fun. Cause boss wanted that they had... free internet access from tisd.net, including email with spamfilter and Ransom in garlic sauce with garlic bread and they were sentenced by Boss to take the next plane to Amsterdam to smoke some weed, so they...would have real "nederwiet". Now most people think what's nederwiet, so ransom tells them in a psycho way: Hey, I know how to say bosnar which is dutch and means forest clown, so back off. Besides backwards my name is mosnar which is moss clown in Dutch!

So Ransom was sentenced to lick the moss, by judge julie in sex court, while his girlfriend... Cray really liked clipping his toe nails. And he decided to share the salami, he just bought at the butcher, with eAi. But eAi punched everyone with a big tofu ball, because he was a vegetarian.

Suddenly IJs had a craving for KFC...so IJS went to the KFC house to talk to them but he fell downstairs... he wondered why this KFC was a house and he sued them for all they're worth for falling down the staircase, he claimed a plunger was placed at the top of the staircase. The next moment Robpol86 popped up and directed all KFC members to his brand new Tisd.net van he got from his boss the day before, when they were all in, he unzipped his pants and they started... playing pattycake while Kent showed up at the door, saw this, and got sad cos they didnt let him in the game. They just played with Kent watching it. He was so sad that he took a hammer and... broke a window at the Wall o mart while Vass was... masturbating in the KFC kitchen preparing the "special sauce" for the food.

Kent came back, not only to find vass masturbating, but DeathB was by his side giving himself the time, then DgtaDude joined in.

The Next day the kitchen was full of a sticky white liquid, women seem to like to bath in it until ransom thought he would have a try and... then he realized he was being posessed by dark, so he stomped a mudhole in dark and threw him into the vat o' white liquid.

After a year of nonsense going on...ransom and ijs met up at the KFC coffe house to change money to drugs. bad luck for ransom he wanted to pay with japanese money but ijs wast pleased and...Excited, he got his Gun and !!BANG!! shot himself in the head, ransom sat there laughing because he had the drugs and the money...

7000 years later, Wheelman's great great grandson started to play MTA, for Grand Theft Auto: Pluto. He dominated people left and right, and eventually met a guy named {ULK}DeathZ who was a very late predecessor of Gary and.. DeathZ owned Wheelman(aka batman)'s great grandson cause he actually was a n00b.

Suddenly MrBump came and said: "Ill ban u both for being so lame. Get out of this game or i will slap u."

Then came the real batman back and said i invented a time machine...AND DECIDED TO RULE THE WORLD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH........but then suddenly vass stole his time machine and kicked batman back to 1914... He was left there. Sux for him. Just then DeathZ tried to figure out how MrBump was still alive... it was his scripts! THEY ARE SO ADVANCED! They now create and improve themselves! They work using donkeys. Donkeys owned the world but got trapped into 1 of bumps scripts so bump.... hooked the donkey up to the computer to upgrade it from steam power.

Then happened an accident and all the donkey died. Now bump and DeathZ had to get batman back to their teahouse to drink some tea and eat biscuits, batman said i don't like tea and biscuits i aint a british :o and ransom turned around and bitchslapped him, there was a big fight.. at the end of it.. batmans ass was red cos everybody slapped him, ransom had to buy a new beer bottle he had broken and deathz went to the hospital wit a broken leg...

The hostpital security said: "ur not allowed in cos ur gay :o off." But deathz... thought: "let's kick him in the balls, but he fainted."

And suddenly xerox came in and teleported everyone back to the past, but while they were in the teleporter (which was jacked from Batman while he was visiting a coffee shop in Amsterdam), xerox... likes pie. And they went to Germany and laughed at germans.

Then nikl laughed at them and got klined for antihitlerism. some then unklined nickl and when he came back he was laughed at they klined him again, so he decided to kick his grandpa and laugh at the grandson of DrEaM4D who dominated the world for 5000 years in MTA in future.

But lets teleport to 5000 years later...

Everyone was addicted to cheese and classed as a class A drug then Brophy aint it and got soo high it made him want to give all his money and gold to vass.

He gave but the gold wast real so vass slapped himm and... Phuk came and killed them both. So he runs off with the stuff and... tripped and fell because of a rock, making everything to fall into the near lava river, so phuk jumped in and... burned his ass.

Now that the zombies came back, the world... blew up and only the only people who survived were dark... and black dragon (actually he isnt a human but what the hey) so they went to mars and dragon built his home in its north pole and dark... but Mr.Bump's kick/ban script didn't like that so he banned his home from the list, but the script didn't work because... the lamas came from mars...

He was so intelligent he decided to try to fly but wat he forgot was his wings and.... he fell down and broke his teeth.

OMG deathz is back...but deathz died by a stubby up his ass the only way to die suicide.

Nick's biological great X14 grandson, nickl269 then grabbed onto a staf and rubbed his hand along it shouting "i am the king" then his hand got lower and lower into his pants...and he touched his toes!

Meanwhile at the other end of the galaxy... Mr.Bill ate a bag of marijuana so he went in sleep and... shit himself because windows got a blue screen! Some computer :o call it the blue screen of death because it is a blue screen and it kills people by turning them to stone(d)!! while bill was shitting himself betty was making a big soup made out of pussy hair! 10 kittens where killed.... and somehow Mr. Bill decided to lick the blue screen and suddenly it disappeared. He reported the blue screen solution to Microsoft and Microsoft brought out Windows Update with lick support, but then the RIAA came bitchin on Microsoft cause they didnt want people to.... download movies, because those movies pay the camera men, the janitors, the light fixers, the makeup guys, not just the... MTA Team. And of course, the MTA team needed that money, or else they would not get their...

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Once upon the time there was the MTA Team. There was also gta, that didn't had mp in it, but soon Zeus went to sleep.

Then Timmy got heart disease! Zeus little son Ares went to help Timmy, but they both died.

Then Ransom woke up. Ransom ran and ran to a great place, where Posty goes and kills him with his m60. But then MAD_BOY comes en kicks Posty's ass, that makes Aeron do anything but stay on topic. Then IJs walks in with an owned stick and proudly exclaims "ALL YOUR CAPSLOCKS ARE BELONG TO US!!1 But suddenly he was kicked for CAPS, and then "nickl245 did come, spam and it was good.

Two days later... MrBill walked in with his goats, the goats mooed for some odd reason, and MrBill humped me. me liked it and thought MrBill was the coolest moderator EVER! But now he isnt, so MrBill shot utopia and killed him.

Then, MrBill soiled himself and started humping the goats, but something happened and a goat ran away, because he humped it to hard. So he fetched his lube and some sheep bait.

Then a lamer named nikl came over and sucked everyone off the end of his Vacuum cleaner while he was wearing his poofy gay apron and weilding a picket sign saying: "Phuk j00 Rule, Sign 0n my Bo0bieZz!!1" .

Next the lamer n1ckl245 was caught ironing in his maid costume by the mta crew, he was sentenced to an asskicking, it was mutual. The asskicking began and went too far, thus the expression "An April Fools joke, gone bad.

But EL Burro was having fun, he was just about to whip out his Chainsaw singing "Im a littleTeapot" when... Phuk came and sliced him with the chainsaw and said "APRIL FOOLS" then, DrEaM4D was puking @ his little chainsaw and showing him his big old friend.

Then,boss came in, slapped El Burro with a 'YOUR MY DADDY' sig and found bill humping a goat in El Burro's 'YOU CAN BE OUR MEAT' truck... and he died because the sheep was wielding a stubby shotgun, next it ran to the local Wal-Mart because it needed condoms but when it got there, to its great misfortune, it saw that the store was closed.

So the sheep made their own condom and tried it on nikl, cause nikl is weilding a katana, that then stabbed the goat and then got stabbed into El Burro's belly that then got open and droped the drugs.Then the sheep fell on burros 'menu'(the bloody drugs!!!) and landed on nikl's katana.... then smeg head got confused and blew Nikl's face off with a stubby, found trying to escape, Posty and the rest of ULK go after Smeg to get his stubby but Phuk stops and kills all of ulk.

Then... admin Aeron kicked Phuk out of the game for suspected cheater. Phuk go so pissed off he got IJs to kline aeron from irc permanently.

There after Kent fell madly in love with Robpol and Robpol didn't exactly complain. They then set off into the sunset and lived happily ever after in an ice cream truck filled with pink dildos and ky jelly.

Suddenly they spot Mr Bill running towards them, too busy to notice they shrug their shoulders and get back to eating the Jelly. Mr Bill climbs in the Truck and lets the Handbrake go, the truck then starts speeding down a hill towards a... rock and the truck blows up. But... MrBill and Kent survive, rob is dead and goes to Hell where he spends the rest of eternity eating Bison Puke and drinking the devils nasty juices. But MrBill and Kent then went to the Malibu, they ordered many tequilas and things got a little out of hand...

They went to go rape nickl, and nickl seemed to like it. Then phuk came and nikl raped phuk and phuk seemed to like it more than nikl so nikl went in the kitchen to cook some... sausage for zoot and zoot seemed to like it so much that nikl gave zoot more of his sausage.

Then zoot ate the sausage with eggs and waffles and it was good. phuk started crying because he didnt have any... balls to have his... breakfast?!?!?...

So anyway, smeg went out shopping and bought some cheese, peperoni and...bacon to bake everyone a... lovely stubby supper, complete with garlic bread and molotov, but smeg overcooked it so he gave it to a bum, the bum ate the burnt supper and ... he died.

So then a big, huge fight started and... then Wheelman's massive penis made them stop arguing, and get to being jealous... and Wheelman's Mum was standing there infront of wheelman and he realised he had dreamt having a massive penis... and his mom was playing with it.

Everyone was scared and said... MADBOY STOP WATCHING UR PORNO!!! And MADBOY said... it's from rob!

But then Ransom walked in and called Robpol86 a BOSNAR! Then Robpol said SOB just before his boss BUSTED him while he was extracting dextromethropolithan (drug) from cough sirup at his work. Then the boss called him a SOB and suddenly the phone rang again and some corny tisd.net customer said he knew robert pooley because he heard the well known phone call between Ransom and Robpol.

And while Ransom was calling Kent with his free long-distance calls, he was also busy at work trying to mate big chinese pandas. He sprayed them with green flourescent spray paint to make them more attractive.

The pandas not only mated, they..Ran around and gave eachother blowjobs and orgys....and [LsL]Dark helped them. Meanwhile curly was whining about his forum idiot rank, while everyone knows that he is an idiot, so they said... YATTA! and they all made madboyphpwiki-1.3.9 and published it on sourceforge.net, they named it after madboy because he was busted after being mounted by a huge animal in his...school bag.

IJs started to melt and almost everyone began to cry, MrBill came in and asked for his.. goats, his goats were scared of him, so they ran into ransom, ransom took one and said: "Hello there u sexy thing - want to do what dark did to those pandas?" So the sheep ran away again, cause they tought it was bill in costume.

They found a great site and they downloaded..... Vice City then they got mta, so the sheep met another sheep online and communitcated using bah bah and shit, and 1 of em got offended by the bah bah and shot the other sheep in the face and took his nose off, then the sheep jumped through the monitor onto the other sheep (undamaged) and dropped his nose on him then the sheep undamaged did a ninja kickflip and started to kick the shit outta the sheep with no nose, then the sheep with no nose... decided Talidan, MrBill, MAD_BOY and Robpol86 (which was revived again) should visit a youth hostel in the UK.

So they did, and in the middle of the night Robpol86 woke Ransom, it seemed like Robpol was posessed, and he asked Ransom very quietly: I like boners with caramel and cherry sauce. "AGAIN???? Ok but it's the last time" Ransom said.

Meanwhile, while Ransom went out to get the cherry sauce, he saw MrBill and MAD_BOY doing nothing of interest on the bushes, so he decided to... join and they had a great time in the bushes, until policeman [sM]Boss arrested them for having...fun. Cause boss wanted that they had... free internet access from tisd.net, including email with spamfilter and Ransom in garlic sauce with garlic bread and they were sentenced by Boss to take the next plane to Amsterdam to smoke some weed, so they...would have real "nederwiet". Now most people think what's nederwiet, so ransom tells them in a psycho way: Hey, I know how to say bosnar which is dutch and means forest clown, so back off. Besides backwards my name is mosnar which is moss clown in Dutch!

So Ransom was sentenced to lick the moss, by judge julie in sex court, while his girlfriend... Cray really liked clipping his toe nails. And he decided to share the salami, he just bought at the butcher, with eAi. But eAi punched everyone with a big tofu ball, because he was a vegetarian.

Suddenly IJs had a craving for KFC...so IJS went to the KFC house to talk to them but he fell downstairs... he wondered why this KFC was a house and he sued them for all they're worth for falling down the staircase, he claimed a plunger was placed at the top of the staircase. The next moment Robpol86 popped up and directed all KFC members to his brand new Tisd.net van he got from his boss the day before, when they were all in, he unzipped his pants and they started... playing pattycake while Kent showed up at the door, saw this, and got sad cos they didnt let him in the game. They just played with Kent watching it. He was so sad that he took a hammer and... broke a window at the Wall o mart while Vass was... masturbating in the KFC kitchen preparing the "special sauce" for the food.

Kent came back, not only to find vass masturbating, but DeathB was by his side giving himself the time, then DgtaDude joined in.

The Next day the kitchen was full of a sticky white liquid, women seem to like to bath in it until ransom thought he would have a try and... then he realized he was being posessed by dark, so he stomped a mudhole in dark and threw him into the vat o' white liquid.

After a year of nonsense going on...ransom and ijs met up at the KFC coffe house to change money to drugs. bad luck for ransom he wanted to pay with japanese money but ijs wast pleased and...Excited, he got his Gun and !!BANG!! shot himself in the head, ransom sat there laughing because he had the drugs and the money...

7000 years later, Wheelman's great great grandson started to play MTA, for Grand Theft Auto: Pluto. He dominated people left and right, and eventually met a guy named {ULK}DeathZ who was a very late predecessor of Gary and.. DeathZ owned Wheelman(aka batman)'s great grandson cause he actually was a n00b.

Suddenly MrBump came and said: "Ill ban u both for being so lame. Get out of this game or i will slap u."

Then came the real batman back and said i invented a time machine...AND DECIDED TO RULE THE WORLD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH........but then suddenly vass stole his time machine and kicked batman back to 1914... He was left there. Sux for him. Just then DeathZ tried to figure out how MrBump was still alive... it was his scripts! THEY ARE SO ADVANCED! They now create and improve themselves! They work using donkeys. Donkeys owned the world but got trapped into 1 of bumps scripts so bump.... hooked the donkey up to the computer to upgrade it from steam power.

Then happened an accident and all the donkey died. Now bump and DeathZ had to get batman back to their teahouse to drink some tea and eat biscuits, batman said i don't like tea and biscuits i aint a british :o and ransom turned around and bitchslapped him, there was a big fight.. at the end of it.. batmans ass was red cos everybody slapped him, ransom had to buy a new beer bottle he had broken and deathz went to the hospital wit a broken leg...

The hostpital security said: "ur not allowed in cos ur gay :o off." But deathz... thought: "let's kick him in the balls, but he fainted."

And suddenly xerox came in and teleported everyone back to the past, but while they were in the teleporter (which was jacked from Batman while he was visiting a coffee shop in Amsterdam), xerox... likes pie. And they went to Germany and laughed at germans.

Then nikl laughed at them and got klined for antihitlerism. some then unklined nickl and when he came back he was laughed at they klined him again, so he decided to kick his grandpa and laugh at the grandson of DrEaM4D who dominated the world for 5000 years in MTA in future.

But lets teleport to 5000 years later...

Everyone was addicted to cheese and classed as a class A drug then Brophy aint it and got soo high it made him want to give all his money and gold to vass.

He gave but the gold wast real so vass slapped himm and... Phuk came and killed them both. So he runs off with the stuff and... tripped and fell because of a rock, making everything to fall into the near lava river, so phuk jumped in and... burned his ass.

Now that the zombies came back, the world... blew up and only the only people who survived were dark... and black dragon (actually he isnt a human but what the hey) so they went to mars and dragon built his home in its north pole and dark... but Mr.Bump's kick/ban script didn't like that so he banned his home from the list, but the script didn't work because... the lamas came from mars...

He was so intelligent he decided to try to fly but wat he forgot was his wings and.... he fell down and broke his teeth.

OMG deathz is back...but deathz died by a stubby up his ass the only way to die suicide.

Nick's biological great X14 grandson, nickl269 then grabbed onto a staf and rubbed his hand along it shouting "i am the king" then his hand got lower and lower into his pants...and he touched his toes!

Meanwhile at the other end of the galaxy... Mr.Bill ate a bag of marijuana so he went in sleep and... shit himself because windows got a blue screen! Some computer :o call it the blue screen of death because it is a blue screen and it kills people by turning them to stone(d)!! while bill was shitting himself betty was making a big soup made out of pussy hair! 10 kittens where killed.... and somehow Mr. Bill decided to lick the blue screen and suddenly it disappeared. He reported the blue screen solution to Microsoft and Microsoft brought out Windows Update with lick support, but then the RIAA came bitchin on Microsoft cause they didnt want people to.... download movies, because those movies pay the camera men, the janitors, the light fixers, the makeup guys, not just the... MTA Team. And of course, the MTA team needed that money, or else they would not get their... soup for the day.

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Once upon the time there was the MTA Team. There was also gta, that didn't had mp in it, but soon Zeus went to sleep.

Then Timmy got heart disease! Zeus little son Ares went to help Timmy, but they both died.

Then Ransom woke up. Ransom ran and ran to a great place, where Posty goes and kills him with his m60. But then MAD_BOY comes en kicks Posty's ass, that makes Aeron do anything but stay on topic. Then IJs walks in with an owned stick and proudly exclaims "ALL YOUR CAPSLOCKS ARE BELONG TO US!!1 But suddenly he was kicked for CAPS, and then "nickl245 did come, spam and it was good.

Two days later... MrBill walked in with his goats, the goats mooed for some odd reason, and MrBill humped me. me liked it and thought MrBill was the coolest moderator EVER! But now he isnt, so MrBill shot utopia and killed him.

Then, MrBill soiled himself and started humping the goats, but something happened and a goat ran away, because he humped it to hard. So he fetched his lube and some sheep bait.

Then a lamer named nikl came over and sucked everyone off the end of his Vacuum cleaner while he was wearing his poofy gay apron and weilding a picket sign saying: "Phuk j00 Rule, Sign 0n my Bo0bieZz!!1" .

Next the lamer n1ckl245 was caught ironing in his maid costume by the mta crew, he was sentenced to an asskicking, it was mutual. The asskicking began and went too far, thus the expression "An April Fools joke, gone bad.

But EL Burro was having fun, he was just about to whip out his Chainsaw singing "Im a littleTeapot" when... Phuk came and sliced him with the chainsaw and said "APRIL FOOLS" then, DrEaM4D was puking @ his little chainsaw and showing him his big old friend.

Then,boss came in, slapped El Burro with a 'YOUR MY DADDY' sig and found bill humping a goat in El Burro's 'YOU CAN BE OUR MEAT' truck... and he died because the sheep was wielding a stubby shotgun, next it ran to the local Wal-Mart because it needed condoms but when it got there, to its great misfortune, it saw that the store was closed.

So the sheep made their own condom and tried it on nikl, cause nikl is weilding a katana, that then stabbed the goat and then got stabbed into El Burro's belly that then got open and droped the drugs.Then the sheep fell on burros 'menu'(the bloody drugs!!!) and landed on nikl's katana.... then smeg head got confused and blew Nikl's face off with a stubby, found trying to escape, Posty and the rest of ULK go after Smeg to get his stubby but Phuk stops and kills all of ulk.

Then... admin Aeron kicked Phuk out of the game for suspected cheater. Phuk go so pissed off he got IJs to kline aeron from irc permanently.

There after Kent fell madly in love with Robpol and Robpol didn't exactly complain. They then set off into the sunset and lived happily ever after in an ice cream truck filled with pink dildos and ky jelly.

Suddenly they spot Mr Bill running towards them, too busy to notice they shrug their shoulders and get back to eating the Jelly. Mr Bill climbs in the Truck and lets the Handbrake go, the truck then starts speeding down a hill towards a... rock and the truck blows up. But... MrBill and Kent survive, rob is dead and goes to Hell where he spends the rest of eternity eating Bison Puke and drinking the devils nasty juices. But MrBill and Kent then went to the Malibu, they ordered many tequilas and things got a little out of hand...

They went to go rape nickl, and nickl seemed to like it. Then phuk came and nikl raped phuk and phuk seemed to like it more than nikl so nikl went in the kitchen to cook some... sausage for zoot and zoot seemed to like it so much that nikl gave zoot more of his sausage.

Then zoot ate the sausage with eggs and waffles and it was good. phuk started crying because he didnt have any... balls to have his... breakfast?!?!?...

So anyway, smeg went out shopping and bought some cheese, peperoni and...bacon to bake everyone a... lovely stubby supper, complete with garlic bread and molotov, but smeg overcooked it so he gave it to a bum, the bum ate the burnt supper and ... he died.

So then a big, huge fight started and... then Wheelman's massive penis made them stop arguing, and get to being jealous... and Wheelman's Mum was standing there infront of wheelman and he realised he had dreamt having a massive penis... and his mom was playing with it.

Everyone was scared and said... MADBOY STOP WATCHING UR PORNO!!! And MADBOY said... it's from rob!

But then Ransom walked in and called Robpol86 a BOSNAR! Then Robpol said SOB just before his boss BUSTED him while he was extracting dextromethropolithan (drug) from cough sirup at his work. Then the boss called him a SOB and suddenly the phone rang again and some corny tisd.net customer said he knew robert pooley because he heard the well known phone call between Ransom and Robpol.

And while Ransom was calling Kent with his free long-distance calls, he was also busy at work trying to mate big chinese pandas. He sprayed them with green flourescent spray paint to make them more attractive.

The pandas not only mated, they..Ran around and gave eachother blowjobs and orgys....and [LsL]Dark helped them. Meanwhile curly was whining about his forum idiot rank, while everyone knows that he is an idiot, so they said... YATTA! and they all made madboyphpwiki-1.3.9 and published it on sourceforge.net, they named it after madboy because he was busted after being mounted by a huge animal in his...school bag.

IJs started to melt and almost everyone began to cry, MrBill came in and asked for his.. goats, his goats were scared of him, so they ran into ransom, ransom took one and said: "Hello there u sexy thing - want to do what dark did to those pandas?" So the sheep ran away again, cause they tought it was bill in costume.

They found a great site and they downloaded..... Vice City then they got mta, so the sheep met another sheep online and communitcated using bah bah and shit, and 1 of em got offended by the bah bah and shot the other sheep in the face and took his nose off, then the sheep jumped through the monitor onto the other sheep (undamaged) and dropped his nose on him then the sheep undamaged did a ninja kickflip and started to kick the shit outta the sheep with no nose, then the sheep with no nose... decided Talidan, MrBill, MAD_BOY and Robpol86 (which was revived again) should visit a youth hostel in the UK.

So they did, and in the middle of the night Robpol86 woke Ransom, it seemed like Robpol was posessed, and he asked Ransom very quietly: I like boners with caramel and cherry sauce. "AGAIN???? Ok but it's the last time" Ransom said.

Meanwhile, while Ransom went out to get the cherry sauce, he saw MrBill and MAD_BOY doing nothing of interest on the bushes, so he decided to... join and they had a great time in the bushes, until policeman [sM]Boss arrested them for having...fun. Cause boss wanted that they had... free internet access from tisd.net, including email with spamfilter and Ransom in garlic sauce with garlic bread and they were sentenced by Boss to take the next plane to Amsterdam to smoke some weed, so they...would have real "nederwiet". Now most people think what's nederwiet, so ransom tells them in a psycho way: Hey, I know how to say bosnar which is dutch and means forest clown, so back off. Besides backwards my name is mosnar which is moss clown in Dutch!

So Ransom was sentenced to lick the moss, by judge julie in sex court, while his girlfriend... Cray really liked clipping his toe nails. And he decided to share the salami, he just bought at the butcher, with eAi. But eAi punched everyone with a big tofu ball, because he was a vegetarian.

Suddenly IJs had a craving for KFC...so IJS went to the KFC house to talk to them but he fell downstairs... he wondered why this KFC was a house and he sued them for all they're worth for falling down the staircase, he claimed a plunger was placed at the top of the staircase. The next moment Robpol86 popped up and directed all KFC members to his brand new Tisd.net van he got from his boss the day before, when they were all in, he unzipped his pants and they started... playing pattycake while Kent showed up at the door, saw this, and got sad cos they didnt let him in the game. They just played with Kent watching it. He was so sad that he took a hammer and... broke a window at the Wall o mart while Vass was... masturbating in the KFC kitchen preparing the "special sauce" for the food.

Kent came back, not only to find vass masturbating, but DeathB was by his side giving himself the time, then DgtaDude joined in.

The Next day the kitchen was full of a sticky white liquid, women seem to like to bath in it until ransom thought he would have a try and... then he realized he was being posessed by dark, so he stomped a mudhole in dark and threw him into the vat o' white liquid.

After a year of nonsense going on...ransom and ijs met up at the KFC coffe house to change money to drugs. bad luck for ransom he wanted to pay with japanese money but ijs wast pleased and...Excited, he got his Gun and !!BANG!! shot himself in the head, ransom sat there laughing because he had the drugs and the money...

7000 years later, Wheelman's great great grandson started to play MTA, for Grand Theft Auto: Pluto. He dominated people left and right, and eventually met a guy named {ULK}DeathZ who was a very late predecessor of Gary and.. DeathZ owned Wheelman(aka batman)'s great grandson cause he actually was a n00b.

Suddenly MrBump came and said: "Ill ban u both for being so lame. Get out of this game or i will slap u."

Then came the real batman back and said i invented a time machine...AND DECIDED TO RULE THE WORLD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH........but then suddenly vass stole his time machine and kicked batman back to 1914... He was left there. Sux for him. Just then DeathZ tried to figure out how MrBump was still alive... it was his scripts! THEY ARE SO ADVANCED! They now create and improve themselves! They work using donkeys. Donkeys owned the world but got trapped into 1 of bumps scripts so bump.... hooked the donkey up to the computer to upgrade it from steam power.

Then happened an accident and all the donkey died. Now bump and DeathZ had to get batman back to their teahouse to drink some tea and eat biscuits, batman said i don't like tea and biscuits i aint a british :o and ransom turned around and bitchslapped him, there was a big fight.. at the end of it.. batmans ass was red cos everybody slapped him, ransom had to buy a new beer bottle he had broken and deathz went to the hospital wit a broken leg...

The hostpital security said: "ur not allowed in cos ur gay :o off." But deathz... thought: "let's kick him in the balls, but he fainted."

And suddenly xerox came in and teleported everyone back to the past, but while they were in the teleporter (which was jacked from Batman while he was visiting a coffee shop in Amsterdam), xerox... likes pie. And they went to Germany and laughed at germans.

Then nikl laughed at them and got klined for antihitlerism. some then unklined nickl and when he came back he was laughed at they klined him again, so he decided to kick his grandpa and laugh at the grandson of DrEaM4D who dominated the world for 5000 years in MTA in future.

But lets teleport to 5000 years later...

Everyone was addicted to cheese and classed as a class A drug then Brophy aint it and got soo high it made him want to give all his money and gold to vass.

He gave but the gold wast real so vass slapped himm and... Phuk came and killed them both. So he runs off with the stuff and... tripped and fell because of a rock, making everything to fall into the near lava river, so phuk jumped in and... burned his ass.

Now that the zombies came back, the world... blew up and only the only people who survived were dark... and black dragon (actually he isnt a human but what the hey) so they went to mars and dragon built his home in its north pole and dark... but Mr.Bump's kick/ban script didn't like that so he banned his home from the list, but the script didn't work because... the lamas came from mars...

He was so intelligent he decided to try to fly but wat he forgot was his wings and.... he fell down and broke his teeth.

OMG deathz is back...but deathz died by a stubby up his ass the only way to die suicide.

Nick's biological great X14 grandson, nickl269 then grabbed onto a staf and rubbed his hand along it shouting "i am the king" then his hand got lower and lower into his pants...and he touched his toes!

Meanwhile at the other end of the galaxy... Mr.Bill ate a bag of marijuana so he went in sleep and... shit himself because windows got a blue screen! Some computer :o call it the blue screen of death because it is a blue screen and it kills people by turning them to stone(d)!! while bill was shitting himself betty was making a big soup made out of pussy hair! 10 kittens where killed.... and somehow Mr. Bill decided to lick the blue screen and suddenly it disappeared. He reported the blue screen solution to Microsoft and Microsoft brought out Windows Update with lick support, but then the RIAA came bitchin on Microsoft cause they didnt want people to.... download movies, because those movies pay the camera men, the janitors, the light fixers, the makeup guys, not just the... MTA Team. And of course, the MTA team needed that money, or else they would not get their... soup for the day. Aeron kills, stabs, muders, kicks, rapes, beats, licks, trows, clowns, pokes IJs to death because he edited MY story without permission.

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Once upon the time there was the MTA Team. There was also gta, that didn't had mp in it, but soon Zeus went to sleep.

Then Timmy got heart disease! Zeus little son Ares went to help Timmy, but they both died.

Then Ransom woke up. Ransom ran and ran to a great place, where Posty goes and kills him with his m60. But then MAD_BOY comes en kicks Posty's ass, that makes Aeron do anything but stay on topic. Then IJs walks in with an owned stick and proudly exclaims "ALL YOUR CAPSLOCKS ARE BELONG TO US!!1 But suddenly he was kicked for CAPS, and then "nickl245 did come, spam and it was good.

Two days later... MrBill walked in with his goats, the goats mooed for some odd reason, and MrBill humped me. me liked it and thought MrBill was the coolest moderator EVER! But now he isnt, so MrBill shot utopia and killed him.

Then, MrBill soiled himself and started humping the goats, but something happened and a goat ran away, because he humped it to hard. So he fetched his lube and some sheep bait.

Then a lamer named nikl came over and sucked everyone off the end of his Vacuum cleaner while he was wearing his poofy gay apron and weilding a picket sign saying: "Phuk j00 Rule, Sign 0n my Bo0bieZz!!1" .

Next the lamer n1ckl245 was caught ironing in his maid costume by the mta crew, he was sentenced to an asskicking, it was mutual. The asskicking began and went too far, thus the expression "An April Fools joke, gone bad.

But EL Burro was having fun, he was just about to whip out his Chainsaw singing "Im a littleTeapot" when... Phuk came and sliced him with the chainsaw and said "APRIL FOOLS" then, DrEaM4D was puking @ his little chainsaw and showing him his big old friend.

Then,boss came in, slapped El Burro with a 'YOUR MY DADDY' sig and found bill humping a goat in El Burro's 'YOU CAN BE OUR MEAT' truck... and he died because the sheep was wielding a stubby shotgun, next it ran to the local Wal-Mart because it needed condoms but when it got there, to its great misfortune, it saw that the store was closed.

So the sheep made their own condom and tried it on nikl, cause nikl is weilding a katana, that then stabbed the goat and then got stabbed into El Burro's belly that then got open and droped the drugs.Then the sheep fell on burros 'menu'(the bloody drugs!!!) and landed on nikl's katana.... then smeg head got confused and blew Nikl's face off with a stubby, found trying to escape, Posty and the rest of ULK go after Smeg to get his stubby but Phuk stops and kills all of ulk.

Then... admin Aeron kicked Phuk out of the game for suspected cheater. Phuk go so pissed off he got IJs to kline aeron from irc permanently.

There after Kent fell madly in love with Robpol and Robpol didn't exactly complain. They then set off into the sunset and lived happily ever after in an ice cream truck filled with pink dildos and ky jelly.

Suddenly they spot Mr Bill running towards them, too busy to notice they shrug their shoulders and get back to eating the Jelly. Mr Bill climbs in the Truck and lets the Handbrake go, the truck then starts speeding down a hill towards a... rock and the truck blows up. But... MrBill and Kent survive, rob is dead and goes to Hell where he spends the rest of eternity eating Bison Puke and drinking the devils nasty juices. But MrBill and Kent then went to the Malibu, they ordered many tequilas and things got a little out of hand...

They went to go rape nickl, and nickl seemed to like it. Then phuk came and nikl raped phuk and phuk seemed to like it more than nikl so nikl went in the kitchen to cook some... sausage for zoot and zoot seemed to like it so much that nikl gave zoot more of his sausage.

Then zoot ate the sausage with eggs and waffles and it was good. phuk started crying because he didnt have any... balls to have his... breakfast?!?!?...

So anyway, smeg went out shopping and bought some cheese, peperoni and...bacon to bake everyone a... lovely stubby supper, complete with garlic bread and molotov, but smeg overcooked it so he gave it to a bum, the bum ate the burnt supper and ... he died.

So then a big, huge fight started and... then Wheelman's massive penis made them stop arguing, and get to being jealous... and Wheelman's Mum was standing there infront of wheelman and he realised he had dreamt having a massive penis... and his mom was playing with it.

Everyone was scared and said... MADBOY STOP WATCHING UR PORNO!!! And MADBOY said... it's from rob!

But then Ransom walked in and called Robpol86 a BOSNAR! Then Robpol said SOB just before his boss BUSTED him while he was extracting dextromethropolithan (drug) from cough sirup at his work. Then the boss called him a SOB and suddenly the phone rang again and some corny tisd.net customer said he knew robert pooley because he heard the well known phone call between Ransom and Robpol.

And while Ransom was calling Kent with his free long-distance calls, he was also busy at work trying to mate big chinese pandas. He sprayed them with green flourescent spray paint to make them more attractive.

The pandas not only mated, they..Ran around and gave eachother blowjobs and orgys....and [LsL]Dark helped them. Meanwhile curly was whining about his forum idiot rank, while everyone knows that he is an idiot, so they said... YATTA! and they all made madboyphpwiki-1.3.9 and published it on sourceforge.net, they named it after madboy because he was busted after being mounted by a huge animal in his...school bag.

IJs started to melt and almost everyone began to cry, MrBill came in and asked for his.. goats, his goats were scared of him, so they ran into ransom, ransom took one and said: "Hello there u sexy thing - want to do what dark did to those pandas?" So the sheep ran away again, cause they tought it was bill in costume.

They found a great site and they downloaded..... Vice City then they got mta, so the sheep met another sheep online and communitcated using bah bah and shit, and 1 of em got offended by the bah bah and shot the other sheep in the face and took his nose off, then the sheep jumped through the monitor onto the other sheep (undamaged) and dropped his nose on him then the sheep undamaged did a ninja kickflip and started to kick the shit outta the sheep with no nose, then the sheep with no nose... decided Talidan, MrBill, MAD_BOY and Robpol86 (which was revived again) should visit a youth hostel in the UK.

So they did, and in the middle of the night Robpol86 woke Ransom, it seemed like Robpol was posessed, and he asked Ransom very quietly: I like boners with caramel and cherry sauce. "AGAIN???? Ok but it's the last time" Ransom said.

Meanwhile, while Ransom went out to get the cherry sauce, he saw MrBill and MAD_BOY doing nothing of interest on the bushes, so he decided to... join and they had a great time in the bushes, until policeman [sM]Boss arrested them for having...fun. Cause boss wanted that they had... free internet access from tisd.net, including email with spamfilter and Ransom in garlic sauce with garlic bread and they were sentenced by Boss to take the next plane to Amsterdam to smoke some weed, so they...would have real "nederwiet". Now most people think what's nederwiet, so ransom tells them in a psycho way: Hey, I know how to say bosnar which is dutch and means forest clown, so back off. Besides backwards my name is mosnar which is moss clown in Dutch!

So Ransom was sentenced to lick the moss, by judge julie in sex court, while his girlfriend... Cray really liked clipping his toe nails. And he decided to share the salami, he just bought at the butcher, with eAi. But eAi punched everyone with a big tofu ball, because he was a vegetarian.

Suddenly IJs had a craving for KFC...so IJS went to the KFC house to talk to them but he fell downstairs... he wondered why this KFC was a house and he sued them for all they're worth for falling down the staircase, he claimed a plunger was placed at the top of the staircase. The next moment Robpol86 popped up and directed all KFC members to his brand new Tisd.net van he got from his boss the day before, when they were all in, he unzipped his pants and they started... playing pattycake while Kent showed up at the door, saw this, and got sad cos they didnt let him in the game. They just played with Kent watching it. He was so sad that he took a hammer and... broke a window at the Wall o mart while Vass was... masturbating in the KFC kitchen preparing the "special sauce" for the food.

Kent came back, not only to find vass masturbating, but DeathB was by his side giving himself the time, then DgtaDude joined in.

The Next day the kitchen was full of a sticky white liquid, women seem to like to bath in it until ransom thought he would have a try and... then he realized he was being posessed by dark, so he stomped a mudhole in dark and threw him into the vat o' white liquid.

After a year of nonsense going on...ransom and ijs met up at the KFC coffe house to change money to drugs. bad luck for ransom he wanted to pay with japanese money but ijs wast pleased and...Excited, he got his Gun and !!BANG!! shot himself in the head, ransom sat there laughing because he had the drugs and the money...

7000 years later, Wheelman's great great grandson started to play MTA, for Grand Theft Auto: Pluto. He dominated people left and right, and eventually met a guy named {ULK}DeathZ who was a very late predecessor of Gary and.. DeathZ owned Wheelman(aka batman)'s great grandson cause he actually was a n00b.

Suddenly MrBump came and said: "Ill ban u both for being so lame. Get out of this game or i will slap u."

Then came the real batman back and said i invented a time machine...AND DECIDED TO RULE THE WORLD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH........but then suddenly vass stole his time machine and kicked batman back to 1914... He was left there. Sux for him. Just then DeathZ tried to figure out how MrBump was still alive... it was his scripts! THEY ARE SO ADVANCED! They now create and improve themselves! They work using donkeys. Donkeys owned the world but got trapped into 1 of bumps scripts so bump.... hooked the donkey up to the computer to upgrade it from steam power.

Then happened an accident and all the donkey died. Now bump and DeathZ had to get batman back to their teahouse to drink some tea and eat biscuits, batman said i don't like tea and biscuits i aint a british :o and ransom turned around and bitchslapped him, there was a big fight.. at the end of it.. batmans ass was red cos everybody slapped him, ransom had to buy a new beer bottle he had broken and deathz went to the hospital wit a broken leg...

The hostpital security said: "ur not allowed in cos ur gay :o off." But deathz... thought: "let's kick him in the balls, but he fainted."

And suddenly xerox came in and teleported everyone back to the past, but while they were in the teleporter (which was jacked from Batman while he was visiting a coffee shop in Amsterdam), xerox... likes pie. And they went to Germany and laughed at germans.

Then nikl laughed at them and got klined for antihitlerism. some then unklined nickl and when he came back he was laughed at they klined him again, so he decided to kick his grandpa and laugh at the grandson of DrEaM4D who dominated the world for 5000 years in MTA in future.

But lets teleport to 5000 years later...

Everyone was addicted to cheese and classed as a class A drug then Brophy aint it and got soo high it made him want to give all his money and gold to vass.

He gave but the gold wast real so vass slapped himm and... Phuk came and killed them both. So he runs off with the stuff and... tripped and fell because of a rock, making everything to fall into the near lava river, so phuk jumped in and... burned his ass.

Now that the zombies came back, the world... blew up and only the only people who survived were dark... and black dragon (actually he isnt a human but what the hey) so they went to mars and dragon built his home in its north pole and dark... but Mr.Bump's kick/ban script didn't like that so he banned his home from the list, but the script didn't work because... the lamas came from mars...

He was so intelligent he decided to try to fly but wat he forgot was his wings and.... he fell down and broke his teeth.

OMG deathz is back...but deathz died by a stubby up his ass the only way to die suicide.

Nick's biological great X14 grandson, nickl269 then grabbed onto a staf and rubbed his hand along it shouting "i am the king" then his hand got lower and lower into his pants...and he touched his toes!

Meanwhile at the other end of the galaxy... Mr.Bill ate a bag of marijuana so he went in sleep and... shit himself because windows got a blue screen! Some computer :o call it the blue screen of death because it is a blue screen and it kills people by turning them to stone(d)!! while bill was shitting himself betty was making a big soup made out of pussy hair! 10 kittens where killed.... and somehow Mr. Bill decided to lick the blue screen and suddenly it disappeared. He reported the blue screen solution to Microsoft and Microsoft brought out Windows Update with lick support, but then the RIAA came bitchin on Microsoft cause they didnt want people to.... download movies, because those movies pay the camera men, the janitors, the light fixers, the makeup guys, not just the... MTA Team. And of course, the MTA team needed that money, or else they would not get their... soup for the day. Aeron kills, stabs, muders, kicks, rapes, beats, licks, trows, clowns, pokes IJs to death because he edited MY story without permission.Nick then carries off the body to the laboratory to carry out genetic research about ijs humaness(humanity?).

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Once upon the time there was the MTA Team. There was also gta, that didn't had mp in it, but soon Zeus went to sleep.

Then Timmy got heart disease! Zeus little son Ares went to help Timmy, but they both died.

Then Ransom woke up. Ransom ran and ran to a great place, where Posty goes and kills him with his m60. But then MAD_BOY comes en kicks Posty's ass, that makes Aeron do anything but stay on topic. Then IJs walks in with an owned stick and proudly exclaims "ALL YOUR CAPSLOCKS ARE BELONG TO US!!1 But suddenly he was kicked for CAPS, and then "nickl245 did come, spam and it was good.

Two days later... MrBill walked in with his goats, the goats mooed for some odd reason, and MrBill humped me. me liked it and thought MrBill was the coolest moderator EVER! But now he isnt, so MrBill shot utopia and killed him.

Then, MrBill soiled himself and started humping the goats, but something happened and a goat ran away, because he humped it to hard. So he fetched his lube and some sheep bait.

Then a lamer named nikl came over and sucked everyone off the end of his Vacuum cleaner while he was wearing his poofy gay apron and weilding a picket sign saying: "Phuk j00 Rule, Sign 0n my Bo0bieZz!!1" .

Next the lamer n1ckl245 was caught ironing in his maid costume by the mta crew, he was sentenced to an asskicking, it was mutual. The asskicking began and went too far, thus the expression "An April Fools joke, gone bad.

But EL Burro was having fun, he was just about to whip out his Chainsaw singing "Im a littleTeapot" when... Phuk came and sliced him with the chainsaw and said "APRIL FOOLS" then, DrEaM4D was puking @ his little chainsaw and showing him his big old friend.

Then,boss came in, slapped El Burro with a 'YOUR MY DADDY' sig and found bill humping a goat in El Burro's 'YOU CAN BE OUR MEAT' truck... and he died because the sheep was wielding a stubby shotgun, next it ran to the local Wal-Mart because it needed condoms but when it got there, to its great misfortune, it saw that the store was closed.

So the sheep made their own condom and tried it on nikl, cause nikl is weilding a katana, that then stabbed the goat and then got stabbed into El Burro's belly that then got open and droped the drugs.Then the sheep fell on burros 'menu'(the bloody drugs!!!) and landed on nikl's katana.... then smeg head got confused and blew Nikl's face off with a stubby, found trying to escape, Posty and the rest of ULK go after Smeg to get his stubby but Phuk stops and kills all of ulk.

Then... admin Aeron kicked Phuk out of the game for suspected cheater. Phuk go so pissed off he got IJs to kline aeron from irc permanently.

There after Kent fell madly in love with Robpol and Robpol didn't exactly complain. They then set off into the sunset and lived happily ever after in an ice cream truck filled with pink dildos and ky jelly.

Suddenly they spot Mr Bill running towards them, too busy to notice they shrug their shoulders and get back to eating the Jelly. Mr Bill climbs in the Truck and lets the Handbrake go, the truck then starts speeding down a hill towards a... rock and the truck blows up. But... MrBill and Kent survive, rob is dead and goes to Hell where he spends the rest of eternity eating Bison Puke and drinking the devils nasty juices. But MrBill and Kent then went to the Malibu, they ordered many tequilas and things got a little out of hand...

They went to go rape nickl, and nickl seemed to like it. Then phuk came and nikl raped phuk and phuk seemed to like it more than nikl so nikl went in the kitchen to cook some... sausage for zoot and zoot seemed to like it so much that nikl gave zoot more of his sausage.

Then zoot ate the sausage with eggs and waffles and it was good. phuk started crying because he didnt have any... balls to have his... breakfast?!?!?...

So anyway, smeg went out shopping and bought some cheese, peperoni and...bacon to bake everyone a... lovely stubby supper, complete with garlic bread and molotov, but smeg overcooked it so he gave it to a bum, the bum ate the burnt supper and ... he died.

So then a big, huge fight started and... then Wheelman's massive penis made them stop arguing, and get to being jealous... and Wheelman's Mum was standing there infront of wheelman and he realised he had dreamt having a massive penis... and his mom was playing with it.

Everyone was scared and said... MADBOY STOP WATCHING UR PORNO!!! And MADBOY said... it's from rob!

But then Ransom walked in and called Robpol86 a BOSNAR! Then Robpol said SOB just before his boss BUSTED him while he was extracting dextromethropolithan (drug) from cough sirup at his work. Then the boss called him a SOB and suddenly the phone rang again and some corny tisd.net customer said he knew robert pooley because he heard the well known phone call between Ransom and Robpol.

And while Ransom was calling Kent with his free long-distance calls, he was also busy at work trying to mate big chinese pandas. He sprayed them with green flourescent spray paint to make them more attractive.

The pandas not only mated, they..Ran around and gave eachother blowjobs and orgys....and [LsL]Dark helped them. Meanwhile curly was whining about his forum idiot rank, while everyone knows that he is an idiot, so they said... YATTA! and they all made madboyphpwiki-1.3.9 and published it on sourceforge.net, they named it after madboy because he was busted after being mounted by a huge animal in his...school bag.

IJs started to melt and almost everyone began to cry, MrBill came in and asked for his.. goats, his goats were scared of him, so they ran into ransom, ransom took one and said: "Hello there u sexy thing - want to do what dark did to those pandas?" So the sheep ran away again, cause they tought it was bill in costume.

They found a great site and they downloaded..... Vice City then they got mta, so the sheep met another sheep online and communitcated using bah bah and shit, and 1 of em got offended by the bah bah and shot the other sheep in the face and took his nose off, then the sheep jumped through the monitor onto the other sheep (undamaged) and dropped his nose on him then the sheep undamaged did a ninja kickflip and started to kick the shit outta the sheep with no nose, then the sheep with no nose... decided Talidan, MrBill, MAD_BOY and Robpol86 (which was revived again) should visit a youth hostel in the UK.

So they did, and in the middle of the night Robpol86 woke Ransom, it seemed like Robpol was posessed, and he asked Ransom very quietly: I like boners with caramel and cherry sauce. "AGAIN???? Ok but it's the last time" Ransom said.

Meanwhile, while Ransom went out to get the cherry sauce, he saw MrBill and MAD_BOY doing nothing of interest on the bushes, so he decided to... join and they had a great time in the bushes, until policeman [sM]Boss arrested them for having...fun. Cause boss wanted that they had... free internet access from tisd.net, including email with spamfilter and Ransom in garlic sauce with garlic bread and they were sentenced by Boss to take the next plane to Amsterdam to smoke some weed, so they...would have real "nederwiet". Now most people think what's nederwiet, so ransom tells them in a psycho way: Hey, I know how to say bosnar which is dutch and means forest clown, so back off. Besides backwards my name is mosnar which is moss clown in Dutch!

So Ransom was sentenced to lick the moss, by judge julie in sex court, while his girlfriend... Cray really liked clipping his toe nails. And he decided to share the salami, he just bought at the butcher, with eAi. But eAi punched everyone with a big tofu ball, because he was a vegetarian.

Suddenly IJs had a craving for KFC...so IJS went to the KFC house to talk to them but he fell downstairs... he wondered why this KFC was a house and he sued them for all they're worth for falling down the staircase, he claimed a plunger was placed at the top of the staircase. The next moment Robpol86 popped up and directed all KFC members to his brand new Tisd.net van he got from his boss the day before, when they were all in, he unzipped his pants and they started... playing pattycake while Kent showed up at the door, saw this, and got sad cos they didnt let him in the game. They just played with Kent watching it. He was so sad that he took a hammer and... broke a window at the Wall o mart while Vass was... masturbating in the KFC kitchen preparing the "special sauce" for the food.

Kent came back, not only to find vass masturbating, but DeathB was by his side giving himself the time, then DgtaDude joined in.

The Next day the kitchen was full of a sticky white liquid, women seem to like to bath in it until ransom thought he would have a try and... then he realized he was being posessed by dark, so he stomped a mudhole in dark and threw him into the vat o' white liquid.

After a year of nonsense going on...ransom and ijs met up at the KFC coffe house to change money to drugs. bad luck for ransom he wanted to pay with japanese money but ijs wast pleased and...Excited, he got his Gun and !!BANG!! shot himself in the head, ransom sat there laughing because he had the drugs and the money...

7000 years later, Wheelman's great great grandson started to play MTA, for Grand Theft Auto: Pluto. He dominated people left and right, and eventually met a guy named {ULK}DeathZ who was a very late predecessor of Gary and.. DeathZ owned Wheelman(aka batman)'s great grandson cause he actually was a n00b.

Suddenly MrBump came and said: "Ill ban u both for being so lame. Get out of this game or i will slap u."

Then came the real batman back and said i invented a time machine...AND DECIDED TO RULE THE WORLD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH........but then suddenly vass stole his time machine and kicked batman back to 1914... He was left there. Sux for him. Just then DeathZ tried to figure out how MrBump was still alive... it was his scripts! THEY ARE SO ADVANCED! They now create and improve themselves! They work using donkeys. Donkeys owned the world but got trapped into 1 of bumps scripts so bump.... hooked the donkey up to the computer to upgrade it from steam power.

Then happened an accident and all the donkey died. Now bump and DeathZ had to get batman back to their teahouse to drink some tea and eat biscuits, batman said i don't like tea and biscuits i aint a british :o and ransom turned around and bitchslapped him, there was a big fight.. at the end of it.. batmans ass was red cos everybody slapped him, ransom had to buy a new beer bottle he had broken and deathz went to the hospital wit a broken leg...

The hostpital security said: "ur not allowed in cos ur gay :o off." But deathz... thought: "let's kick him in the balls, but he fainted."

And suddenly xerox came in and teleported everyone back to the past, but while they were in the teleporter (which was jacked from Batman while he was visiting a coffee shop in Amsterdam), xerox... likes pie. And they went to Germany and laughed at germans.

Then nikl laughed at them and got klined for antihitlerism. some then unklined nickl and when he came back he was laughed at they klined him again, so he decided to kick his grandpa and laugh at the grandson of DrEaM4D who dominated the world for 5000 years in MTA in future.

But lets teleport to 5000 years later...

Everyone was addicted to cheese and classed as a class A drug then Brophy aint it and got soo high it made him want to give all his money and gold to vass.

He gave but the gold wast real so vass slapped himm and... Phuk came and killed them both. So he runs off with the stuff and... tripped and fell because of a rock, making everything to fall into the near lava river, so phuk jumped in and... burned his ass.

Now that the zombies came back, the world... blew up and only the only people who survived were dark... and black dragon (actually he isnt a human but what the hey) so they went to mars and dragon built his home in its north pole and dark... but Mr.Bump's kick/ban script didn't like that so he banned his home from the list, but the script didn't work because... the lamas came from mars...

He was so intelligent he decided to try to fly but wat he forgot was his wings and.... he fell down and broke his teeth.

OMG deathz is back...but deathz died by a stubby up his ass the only way to die suicide.

Nick's biological great X14 grandson, nickl269 then grabbed onto a staf and rubbed his hand along it shouting "i am the king" then his hand got lower and lower into his pants...and he touched his toes!

Meanwhile at the other end of the galaxy... Mr.Bill ate a bag of marijuana so he went in sleep and... shit himself because windows got a blue screen! Some computer :o call it the blue screen of death because it is a blue screen and it kills people by turning them to stone(d)!! while bill was shitting himself betty was making a big soup made out of pussy hair! 10 kittens where killed.... and somehow Mr. Bill decided to lick the blue screen and suddenly it disappeared. He reported the blue screen solution to Microsoft and Microsoft brought out Windows Update with lick support, but then the RIAA came bitchin on Microsoft cause they didnt want people to.... download movies, because those movies pay the camera men, the janitors, the light fixers, the makeup guys, not just the... MTA Team. And of course, the MTA team needed that money, or else they would not get their... soup for the day. Aeron kills, stabs, muders, kicks, rapes, beats, licks, trows, clowns, pokes IJs to death because he edited MY story without permission.Nick then carries off the body to the laboratory to carry out genetic research about ijs humaness(humanity?). Then he puts him on the table and puts some cables into his head. He counts down 3..2..1 and puts down a switch. Ijs wakes up and gets a stone to....

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Once upon the time there was the MTA Team. There was also gta, that didn't had mp in it, but soon Zeus went to sleep.

Then Timmy got heart disease! Zeus little son Ares went to help Timmy, but they both died.

Then Ransom woke up. Ransom ran and ran to a great place, where Posty goes and kills him with his m60. But then MAD_BOY comes en kicks Posty's ass, that makes Aeron do anything but stay on topic. Then IJs walks in with an owned stick and proudly exclaims "ALL YOUR CAPSLOCKS ARE BELONG TO US!!1 But suddenly he was kicked for CAPS, and then "nickl245 did come, spam and it was good.

Two days later... MrBill walked in with his goats, the goats mooed for some odd reason, and MrBill humped me. me liked it and thought MrBill was the coolest moderator EVER! But now he isnt, so MrBill shot utopia and killed him.

Then, MrBill soiled himself and started humping the goats, but something happened and a goat ran away, because he humped it to hard. So he fetched his lube and some sheep bait.

Then a lamer named nikl came over and sucked everyone off the end of his Vacuum cleaner while he was wearing his poofy gay apron and weilding a picket sign saying: "Phuk j00 Rule, Sign 0n my Bo0bieZz!!1" .

Next the lamer n1ckl245 was caught ironing in his maid costume by the mta crew, he was sentenced to an asskicking, it was mutual. The asskicking began and went too far, thus the expression "An April Fools joke, gone bad.

But EL Burro was having fun, he was just about to whip out his Chainsaw singing "Im a littleTeapot" when... Phuk came and sliced him with the chainsaw and said "APRIL FOOLS" then, DrEaM4D was puking @ his little chainsaw and showing him his big old friend.

Then,boss came in, slapped El Burro with a 'YOUR MY DADDY' sig and found bill humping a goat in El Burro's 'YOU CAN BE OUR MEAT' truck... and he died because the sheep was wielding a stubby shotgun, next it ran to the local Wal-Mart because it needed condoms but when it got there, to its great misfortune, it saw that the store was closed.

So the sheep made their own condom and tried it on nikl, cause nikl is weilding a katana, that then stabbed the goat and then got stabbed into El Burro's belly that then got open and droped the drugs.Then the sheep fell on burros 'menu'(the bloody drugs!!!) and landed on nikl's katana.... then smeg head got confused and blew Nikl's face off with a stubby, found trying to escape, Posty and the rest of ULK go after Smeg to get his stubby but Phuk stops and kills all of ulk.

Then... admin Aeron kicked Phuk out of the game for suspected cheater. Phuk go so pissed off he got IJs to kline aeron from irc permanently.

There after Kent fell madly in love with Robpol and Robpol didn't exactly complain. They then set off into the sunset and lived happily ever after in an ice cream truck filled with pink dildos and ky jelly.

Suddenly they spot Mr Bill running towards them, too busy to notice they shrug their shoulders and get back to eating the Jelly. Mr Bill climbs in the Truck and lets the Handbrake go, the truck then starts speeding down a hill towards a... rock and the truck blows up. But... MrBill and Kent survive, rob is dead and goes to Hell where he spends the rest of eternity eating Bison Puke and drinking the devils nasty juices. But MrBill and Kent then went to the Malibu, they ordered many tequilas and things got a little out of hand...

They went to go rape nickl, and nickl seemed to like it. Then phuk came and nikl raped phuk and phuk seemed to like it more than nikl so nikl went in the kitchen to cook some... sausage for zoot and zoot seemed to like it so much that nikl gave zoot more of his sausage.

Then zoot ate the sausage with eggs and waffles and it was good. phuk started crying because he didnt have any... balls to have his... breakfast?!?!?...

So anyway, smeg went out shopping and bought some cheese, peperoni and...bacon to bake everyone a... lovely stubby supper, complete with garlic bread and molotov, but smeg overcooked it so he gave it to a bum, the bum ate the burnt supper and ... he died.

So then a big, huge fight started and... then Wheelman's massive penis made them stop arguing, and get to being jealous... and Wheelman's Mum was standing there infront of wheelman and he realised he had dreamt having a massive penis... and his mom was playing with it.

Everyone was scared and said... MADBOY STOP WATCHING UR PORNO!!! And MADBOY said... it's from rob!

But then Ransom walked in and called Robpol86 a BOSNAR! Then Robpol said SOB just before his boss BUSTED him while he was extracting dextromethropolithan (drug) from cough sirup at his work. Then the boss called him a SOB and suddenly the phone rang again and some corny tisd.net customer said he knew robert pooley because he heard the well known phone call between Ransom and Robpol.

And while Ransom was calling Kent with his free long-distance calls, he was also busy at work trying to mate big chinese pandas. He sprayed them with green flourescent spray paint to make them more attractive.

The pandas not only mated, they..Ran around and gave eachother blowjobs and orgys....and [LsL]Dark helped them. Meanwhile curly was whining about his forum idiot rank, while everyone knows that he is an idiot, so they said... YATTA! and they all made madboyphpwiki-1.3.9 and published it on sourceforge.net, they named it after madboy because he was busted after being mounted by a huge animal in his...school bag.

IJs started to melt and almost everyone began to cry, MrBill came in and asked for his.. goats, his goats were scared of him, so they ran into ransom, ransom took one and said: "Hello there u sexy thing - want to do what dark did to those pandas?" So the sheep ran away again, cause they tought it was bill in costume.

They found a great site and they downloaded..... Vice City then they got mta, so the sheep met another sheep online and communitcated using bah bah and shit, and 1 of em got offended by the bah bah and shot the other sheep in the face and took his nose off, then the sheep jumped through the monitor onto the other sheep (undamaged) and dropped his nose on him then the sheep undamaged did a ninja kickflip and started to kick the shit outta the sheep with no nose, then the sheep with no nose... decided Talidan, MrBill, MAD_BOY and Robpol86 (which was revived again) should visit a youth hostel in the UK.

So they did, and in the middle of the night Robpol86 woke Ransom, it seemed like Robpol was posessed, and he asked Ransom very quietly: I like boners with caramel and cherry sauce. "AGAIN???? Ok but it's the last time" Ransom said.

Meanwhile, while Ransom went out to get the cherry sauce, he saw MrBill and MAD_BOY doing nothing of interest on the bushes, so he decided to... join and they had a great time in the bushes, until policeman [sM]Boss arrested them for having...fun. Cause boss wanted that they had... free internet access from tisd.net, including email with spamfilter and Ransom in garlic sauce with garlic bread and they were sentenced by Boss to take the next plane to Amsterdam to smoke some weed, so they...would have real "nederwiet". Now most people think what's nederwiet, so ransom tells them in a psycho way: Hey, I know how to say bosnar which is dutch and means forest clown, so back off. Besides backwards my name is mosnar which is moss clown in Dutch!

So Ransom was sentenced to lick the moss, by judge julie in sex court, while his girlfriend... Cray really liked clipping his toe nails. And he decided to share the salami, he just bought at the butcher, with eAi. But eAi punched everyone with a big tofu ball, because he was a vegetarian.

Suddenly IJs had a craving for KFC...so IJS went to the KFC house to talk to them but he fell downstairs... he wondered why this KFC was a house and he sued them for all they're worth for falling down the staircase, he claimed a plunger was placed at the top of the staircase. The next moment Robpol86 popped up and directed all KFC members to his brand new Tisd.net van he got from his boss the day before, when they were all in, he unzipped his pants and they started... playing pattycake while Kent showed up at the door, saw this, and got sad cos they didnt let him in the game. They just played with Kent watching it. He was so sad that he took a hammer and... broke a window at the Wall o mart while Vass was... masturbating in the KFC kitchen preparing the "special sauce" for the food.

Kent came back, not only to find vass masturbating, but DeathB was by his side giving himself the time, then DgtaDude joined in.

The Next day the kitchen was full of a sticky white liquid, women seem to like to bath in it until ransom thought he would have a try and... then he realized he was being posessed by dark, so he stomped a mudhole in dark and threw him into the vat o' white liquid.

After a year of nonsense going on...ransom and ijs met up at the KFC coffe house to change money to drugs. bad luck for ransom he wanted to pay with japanese money but ijs wast pleased and...Excited, he got his Gun and !!BANG!! shot himself in the head, ransom sat there laughing because he had the drugs and the money...

7000 years later, Wheelman's great great grandson started to play MTA, for Grand Theft Auto: Pluto. He dominated people left and right, and eventually met a guy named {ULK}DeathZ who was a very late predecessor of Gary and.. DeathZ owned Wheelman(aka batman)'s great grandson cause he actually was a n00b.

Suddenly MrBump came and said: "Ill ban u both for being so lame. Get out of this game or i will slap u."

Then came the real batman back and said i invented a time machine...AND DECIDED TO RULE THE WORLD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH........but then suddenly vass stole his time machine and kicked batman back to 1914... He was left there. Sux for him. Just then DeathZ tried to figure out how MrBump was still alive... it was his scripts! THEY ARE SO ADVANCED! They now create and improve themselves! They work using donkeys. Donkeys owned the world but got trapped into 1 of bumps scripts so bump.... hooked the donkey up to the computer to upgrade it from steam power.

Then happened an accident and all the donkey died. Now bump and DeathZ had to get batman back to their teahouse to drink some tea and eat biscuits, batman said i don't like tea and biscuits i aint a british :o and ransom turned around and bitchslapped him, there was a big fight.. at the end of it.. batmans ass was red cos everybody slapped him, ransom had to buy a new beer bottle he had broken and deathz went to the hospital wit a broken leg...

The hostpital security said: "ur not allowed in cos ur gay :o off." But deathz... thought: "let's kick him in the balls, but he fainted."

And suddenly xerox came in and teleported everyone back to the past, but while they were in the teleporter (which was jacked from Batman while he was visiting a coffee shop in Amsterdam), xerox... likes pie. And they went to Germany and laughed at germans.

Then nikl laughed at them and got klined for antihitlerism. some then unklined nickl and when he came back he was laughed at they klined him again, so he decided to kick his grandpa and laugh at the grandson of DrEaM4D who dominated the world for 5000 years in MTA in future.

But lets teleport to 5000 years later...

Everyone was addicted to cheese and classed as a class A drug then Brophy aint it and got soo high it made him want to give all his money and gold to vass.

He gave but the gold wast real so vass slapped himm and... Phuk came and killed them both. So he runs off with the stuff and... tripped and fell because of a rock, making everything to fall into the near lava river, so phuk jumped in and... burned his ass.

Now that the zombies came back, the world... blew up and only the only people who survived were dark... and black dragon (actually he isnt a human but what the hey) so they went to mars and dragon built his home in its north pole and dark... but Mr.Bump's kick/ban script didn't like that so he banned his home from the list, but the script didn't work because... the lamas came from mars...

He was so intelligent he decided to try to fly but wat he forgot was his wings and.... he fell down and broke his teeth.

OMG deathz is back...but deathz died by a stubby up his ass the only way to die suicide.

Nick's biological great X14 grandson, nickl269 then grabbed onto a staf and rubbed his hand along it shouting "i am the king" then his hand got lower and lower into his pants...and he touched his toes!

Meanwhile at the other end of the galaxy... Mr.Bill ate a bag of marijuana so he went in sleep and... shit himself because windows got a blue screen! Some computer :o call it the blue screen of death because it is a blue screen and it kills people by turning them to stone(d)!! while bill was shitting himself betty was making a big soup made out of pussy hair! 10 kittens where killed.... and somehow Mr. Bill decided to lick the blue screen and suddenly it disappeared. He reported the blue screen solution to Microsoft and Microsoft brought out Windows Update with lick support, but then the RIAA came bitchin on Microsoft cause they didnt want people to.... download movies, because those movies pay the camera men, the janitors, the light fixers, the makeup guys, not just the... MTA Team. And of course, the MTA team needed that money, or else they would not get their... soup for the day. Aeron kills, stabs, muders, kicks, rapes, beats, licks, trows, clowns, pokes IJs to death because he edited MY story without permission.Nick then carries off the body to the laboratory to carry out genetic research about ijs humaness(humanity?). Then he puts him on the table and puts some cables into his head. He counts down 3..2..1 and puts down a switch. Ijs wakes up and gets a stone to.... rub on his nipples so

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Once upon the time there was the MTA Team. There was also gta, that didn't had mp in it, but soon Zeus went to sleep.

Then Timmy got heart disease! Zeus little son Ares went to help Timmy, but they both died.

Then Ransom woke up. Ransom ran and ran to a great place, where Posty goes and kills him with his m60. But then MAD_BOY comes en kicks Posty's ass, that makes Aeron do anything but stay on topic. Then IJs walks in with an owned stick and proudly exclaims "ALL YOUR CAPSLOCKS ARE BELONG TO US!!1 But suddenly he was kicked for CAPS, and then "nickl245 did come, spam and it was good.

Two days later... MrBill walked in with his goats, the goats mooed for some odd reason, and MrBill humped me. me liked it and thought MrBill was the coolest moderator EVER! But now he isnt, so MrBill shot utopia and killed him.

Then, MrBill soiled himself and started humping the goats, but something happened and a goat ran away, because he humped it to hard. So he fetched his lube and some sheep bait.

Then a lamer named nikl came over and sucked everyone off the end of his Vacuum cleaner while he was wearing his poofy gay apron and weilding a picket sign saying: "Phuk j00 Rule, Sign 0n my Bo0bieZz!!1" .

Next the lamer n1ckl245 was caught ironing in his maid costume by the mta crew, he was sentenced to an asskicking, it was mutual. The asskicking began and went too far, thus the expression "An April Fools joke, gone bad.

But EL Burro was having fun, he was just about to whip out his Chainsaw singing "Im a littleTeapot" when... Phuk came and sliced him with the chainsaw and said "APRIL FOOLS" then, DrEaM4D was puking @ his little chainsaw and showing him his big old friend.

Then,boss came in, slapped El Burro with a 'YOUR MY DADDY' sig and found bill humping a goat in El Burro's 'YOU CAN BE OUR MEAT' truck... and he died because the sheep was wielding a stubby shotgun, next it ran to the local Wal-Mart because it needed condoms but when it got there, to its great misfortune, it saw that the store was closed.

So the sheep made their own condom and tried it on nikl, cause nikl is weilding a katana, that then stabbed the goat and then got stabbed into El Burro's belly that then got open and droped the drugs.Then the sheep fell on burros 'menu'(the bloody drugs!!!) and landed on nikl's katana.... then smeg head got confused and blew Nikl's face off with a stubby, found trying to escape, Posty and the rest of ULK go after Smeg to get his stubby but Phuk stops and kills all of ulk.

Then... admin Aeron kicked Phuk out of the game for suspected cheater. Phuk go so pissed off he got IJs to kline aeron from irc permanently.

There after Kent fell madly in love with Robpol and Robpol didn't exactly complain. They then set off into the sunset and lived happily ever after in an ice cream truck filled with pink dildos and ky jelly.

Suddenly they spot Mr Bill running towards them, too busy to notice they shrug their shoulders and get back to eating the Jelly. Mr Bill climbs in the Truck and lets the Handbrake go, the truck then starts speeding down a hill towards a... rock and the truck blows up. But... MrBill and Kent survive, rob is dead and goes to Hell where he spends the rest of eternity eating Bison Puke and drinking the devils nasty juices. But MrBill and Kent then went to the Malibu, they ordered many tequilas and things got a little out of hand...

They went to go rape nickl, and nickl seemed to like it. Then phuk came and nikl raped phuk and phuk seemed to like it more than nikl so nikl went in the kitchen to cook some... sausage for zoot and zoot seemed to like it so much that nikl gave zoot more of his sausage.

Then zoot ate the sausage with eggs and waffles and it was good. phuk started crying because he didnt have any... balls to have his... breakfast?!?!?...

So anyway, smeg went out shopping and bought some cheese, peperoni and...bacon to bake everyone a... lovely stubby supper, complete with garlic bread and molotov, but smeg overcooked it so he gave it to a bum, the bum ate the burnt supper and ... he died.

So then a big, huge fight started and... then Wheelman's massive penis made them stop arguing, and get to being jealous... and Wheelman's Mum was standing there infront of wheelman and he realised he had dreamt having a massive penis... and his mom was playing with it.

Everyone was scared and said... MADBOY STOP WATCHING UR PORNO!!! And MADBOY said... it's from rob!

But then Ransom walked in and called Robpol86 a BOSNAR! Then Robpol said SOB just before his boss BUSTED him while he was extracting dextromethropolithan (drug) from cough sirup at his work. Then the boss called him a SOB and suddenly the phone rang again and some corny tisd.net customer said he knew robert pooley because he heard the well known phone call between Ransom and Robpol.

And while Ransom was calling Kent with his free long-distance calls, he was also busy at work trying to mate big chinese pandas. He sprayed them with green flourescent spray paint to make them more attractive.

The pandas not only mated, they..Ran around and gave eachother blowjobs and orgys....and [LsL]Dark helped them. Meanwhile curly was whining about his forum idiot rank, while everyone knows that he is an idiot, so they said... YATTA! and they all made madboyphpwiki-1.3.9 and published it on sourceforge.net, they named it after madboy because he was busted after being mounted by a huge animal in his...school bag.

IJs started to melt and almost everyone began to cry, MrBill came in and asked for his.. goats, his goats were scared of him, so they ran into ransom, ransom took one and said: "Hello there u sexy thing - want to do what dark did to those pandas?" So the sheep ran away again, cause they tought it was bill in costume.

They found a great site and they downloaded..... Vice City then they got mta, so the sheep met another sheep online and communitcated using bah bah and shit, and 1 of em got offended by the bah bah and shot the other sheep in the face and took his nose off, then the sheep jumped through the monitor onto the other sheep (undamaged) and dropped his nose on him then the sheep undamaged did a ninja kickflip and started to kick the shit outta the sheep with no nose, then the sheep with no nose... decided Talidan, MrBill, MAD_BOY and Robpol86 (which was revived again) should visit a youth hostel in the UK.

So they did, and in the middle of the night Robpol86 woke Ransom, it seemed like Robpol was posessed, and he asked Ransom very quietly: I like boners with caramel and cherry sauce. "AGAIN???? Ok but it's the last time" Ransom said.

Meanwhile, while Ransom went out to get the cherry sauce, he saw MrBill and MAD_BOY doing nothing of interest on the bushes, so he decided to... join and they had a great time in the bushes, until policeman [sM]Boss arrested them for having...fun. Cause boss wanted that they had... free internet access from tisd.net, including email with spamfilter and Ransom in garlic sauce with garlic bread and they were sentenced by Boss to take the next plane to Amsterdam to smoke some weed, so they...would have real "nederwiet". Now most people think what's nederwiet, so ransom tells them in a psycho way: Hey, I know how to say bosnar which is dutch and means forest clown, so back off. Besides backwards my name is mosnar which is moss clown in Dutch!

So Ransom was sentenced to lick the moss, by judge julie in sex court, while his girlfriend... Cray really liked clipping his toe nails. And he decided to share the salami, he just bought at the butcher, with eAi. But eAi punched everyone with a big tofu ball, because he was a vegetarian.

Suddenly IJs had a craving for KFC...so IJS went to the KFC house to talk to them but he fell downstairs... he wondered why this KFC was a house and he sued them for all they're worth for falling down the staircase, he claimed a plunger was placed at the top of the staircase. The next moment Robpol86 popped up and directed all KFC members to his brand new Tisd.net van he got from his boss the day before, when they were all in, he unzipped his pants and they started... playing pattycake while Kent showed up at the door, saw this, and got sad cos they didnt let him in the game. They just played with Kent watching it. He was so sad that he took a hammer and... broke a window at the Wall o mart while Vass was... masturbating in the KFC kitchen preparing the "special sauce" for the food.

Kent came back, not only to find vass masturbating, but DeathB was by his side giving himself the time, then DgtaDude joined in.

The Next day the kitchen was full of a sticky white liquid, women seem to like to bath in it until ransom thought he would have a try and... then he realized he was being posessed by dark, so he stomped a mudhole in dark and threw him into the vat o' white liquid.

After a year of nonsense going on...ransom and ijs met up at the KFC coffe house to change money to drugs. bad luck for ransom he wanted to pay with japanese money but ijs wast pleased and...Excited, he got his Gun and !!BANG!! shot himself in the head, ransom sat there laughing because he had the drugs and the money...

7000 years later, Wheelman's great great grandson started to play MTA, for Grand Theft Auto: Pluto. He dominated people left and right, and eventually met a guy named {ULK}DeathZ who was a very late predecessor of Gary and.. DeathZ owned Wheelman(aka batman)'s great grandson cause he actually was a n00b.

Suddenly MrBump came and said: "Ill ban u both for being so lame. Get out of this game or i will slap u."

Then came the real batman back and said i invented a time machine...AND DECIDED TO RULE THE WORLD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH........but then suddenly vass stole his time machine and kicked batman back to 1914... He was left there. Sux for him. Just then DeathZ tried to figure out how MrBump was still alive... it was his scripts! THEY ARE SO ADVANCED! They now create and improve themselves! They work using donkeys. Donkeys owned the world but got trapped into 1 of bumps scripts so bump.... hooked the donkey up to the computer to upgrade it from steam power.

Then happened an accident and all the donkey died. Now bump and DeathZ had to get batman back to their teahouse to drink some tea and eat biscuits, batman said i don't like tea and biscuits i aint a british :o and ransom turned around and bitchslapped him, there was a big fight.. at the end of it.. batmans ass was red cos everybody slapped him, ransom had to buy a new beer bottle he had broken and deathz went to the hospital wit a broken leg...

The hostpital security said: "ur not allowed in cos ur gay :o off." But deathz... thought: "let's kick him in the balls, but he fainted."

And suddenly xerox came in and teleported everyone back to the past, but while they were in the teleporter (which was jacked from Batman while he was visiting a coffee shop in Amsterdam), xerox... likes pie. And they went to Germany and laughed at germans.

Then nikl laughed at them and got klined for antihitlerism. some then unklined nickl and when he came back he was laughed at they klined him again, so he decided to kick his grandpa and laugh at the grandson of DrEaM4D who dominated the world for 5000 years in MTA in future.

But lets teleport to 5000 years later...

Everyone was addicted to cheese and classed as a class A drug then Brophy aint it and got soo high it made him want to give all his money and gold to vass.

He gave but the gold wast real so vass slapped himm and... Phuk came and killed them both. So he runs off with the stuff and... tripped and fell because of a rock, making everything to fall into the near lava river, so phuk jumped in and... burned his ass.

Now that the zombies came back, the world... blew up and only the only people who survived were dark... and black dragon (actually he isnt a human but what the hey) so they went to mars and dragon built his home in its north pole and dark... but Mr.Bump's kick/ban script didn't like that so he banned his home from the list, but the script didn't work because... the lamas came from mars...

He was so intelligent he decided to try to fly but wat he forgot was his wings and.... he fell down and broke his teeth.

OMG deathz is back...but deathz died by a stubby up his ass the only way to die suicide.

Nick's biological great X14 grandson, nickl269 then grabbed onto a staf and rubbed his hand along it shouting "i am the king" then his hand got lower and lower into his pants...and he touched his toes!

Meanwhile at the other end of the galaxy... Mr.Bill ate a bag of marijuana so he went in sleep and... shit himself because windows got a blue screen! Some computer :o call it the blue screen of death because it is a blue screen and it kills people by turning them to stone(d)!! while bill was shitting himself betty was making a big soup made out of pussy hair! 10 kittens where killed.... and somehow Mr. Bill decided to lick the blue screen and suddenly it disappeared. He reported the blue screen solution to Microsoft and Microsoft brought out Windows Update with lick support, but then the RIAA came bitchin on Microsoft cause they didnt want people to.... download movies, because those movies pay the camera men, the janitors, the light fixers, the makeup guys, not just the... MTA Team. And of course, the MTA team needed that money, or else they would not get their... soup for the day. Aeron kills, stabs, muders, kicks, rapes, beats, licks, trows, clowns, pokes IJs to death because he edited MY story without permission.Nick then carries off the body to the laboratory to carry out genetic research about ijs humaness(humanity?). Then he puts him on the table and puts some cables into his head. He counts down 3..2..1 and puts down a switch. Ijs wakes up and gets a stone to.... rub on his nipples so ijs gets hot and they start both...

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Once upon the time there was the MTA Team. There was also gta, that didn't had mp in it, but soon Zeus went to sleep.

Then Timmy got heart disease! Zeus little son Ares went to help Timmy, but they both died.

Then Ransom woke up. Ransom ran and ran to a great place, where Posty goes and kills him with his m60. But then MAD_BOY comes en kicks Posty's ass, that makes Aeron do anything but stay on topic. Then IJs walks in with an owned stick and proudly exclaims "ALL YOUR CAPSLOCKS ARE BELONG TO US!!1 But suddenly he was kicked for CAPS, and then "nickl245 did come, spam and it was good.

Two days later... MrBill walked in with his goats, the goats mooed for some odd reason, and MrBill humped me. me liked it and thought MrBill was the coolest moderator EVER! But now he isnt, so MrBill shot utopia and killed him.

Then, MrBill soiled himself and started humping the goats, but something happened and a goat ran away, because he humped it to hard. So he fetched his lube and some sheep bait.

Then a lamer named nikl came over and sucked everyone off the end of his Vacuum cleaner while he was wearing his poofy gay apron and weilding a picket sign saying: "Phuk j00 Rule, Sign 0n my Bo0bieZz!!1" .

Next the lamer n1ckl245 was caught ironing in his maid costume by the mta crew, he was sentenced to an asskicking, it was mutual. The asskicking began and went too far, thus the expression "An April Fools joke, gone bad.

But EL Burro was having fun, he was just about to whip out his Chainsaw singing "Im a littleTeapot" when... Phuk came and sliced him with the chainsaw and said "APRIL FOOLS" then, DrEaM4D was puking @ his little chainsaw and showing him his big old friend.

Then,boss came in, slapped El Burro with a 'YOUR MY DADDY' sig and found bill humping a goat in El Burro's 'YOU CAN BE OUR MEAT' truck... and he died because the sheep was wielding a stubby shotgun, next it ran to the local Wal-Mart because it needed condoms but when it got there, to its great misfortune, it saw that the store was closed.

So the sheep made their own condom and tried it on nikl, cause nikl is weilding a katana, that then stabbed the goat and then got stabbed into El Burro's belly that then got open and droped the drugs.Then the sheep fell on burros 'menu'(the bloody drugs!!!) and landed on nikl's katana.... then smeg head got confused and blew Nikl's face off with a stubby, found trying to escape, Posty and the rest of ULK go after Smeg to get his stubby but Phuk stops and kills all of ulk.

Then... admin Aeron kicked Phuk out of the game for suspected cheater. Phuk go so pissed off he got IJs to kline aeron from irc permanently.

There after Kent fell madly in love with Robpol and Robpol didn't exactly complain. They then set off into the sunset and lived happily ever after in an ice cream truck filled with pink dildos and ky jelly.

Suddenly they spot Mr Bill running towards them, too busy to notice they shrug their shoulders and get back to eating the Jelly. Mr Bill climbs in the Truck and lets the Handbrake go, the truck then starts speeding down a hill towards a... rock and the truck blows up. But... MrBill and Kent survive, rob is dead and goes to Hell where he spends the rest of eternity eating Bison Puke and drinking the devils nasty juices. But MrBill and Kent then went to the Malibu, they ordered many tequilas and things got a little out of hand...

They went to go rape nickl, and nickl seemed to like it. Then phuk came and nikl raped phuk and phuk seemed to like it more than nikl so nikl went in the kitchen to cook some... sausage for zoot and zoot seemed to like it so much that nikl gave zoot more of his sausage.

Then zoot ate the sausage with eggs and waffles and it was good. phuk started crying because he didnt have any... balls to have his... breakfast?!?!?...

So anyway, smeg went out shopping and bought some cheese, peperoni and...bacon to bake everyone a... lovely stubby supper, complete with garlic bread and molotov, but smeg overcooked it so he gave it to a bum, the bum ate the burnt supper and ... he died.

So then a big, huge fight started and... then Wheelman's massive penis made them stop arguing, and get to being jealous... and Wheelman's Mum was standing there infront of wheelman and he realised he had dreamt having a massive penis... and his mom was playing with it.

Everyone was scared and said... MADBOY STOP WATCHING UR PORNO!!! And MADBOY said... it's from rob!

But then Ransom walked in and called Robpol86 a BOSNAR! Then Robpol said SOB just before his boss BUSTED him while he was extracting dextromethropolithan (drug) from cough sirup at his work. Then the boss called him a SOB and suddenly the phone rang again and some corny tisd.net customer said he knew robert pooley because he heard the well known phone call between Ransom and Robpol.

And while Ransom was calling Kent with his free long-distance calls, he was also busy at work trying to mate big chinese pandas. He sprayed them with green flourescent spray paint to make them more attractive.

The pandas not only mated, they..Ran around and gave eachother blowjobs and orgys....and [LsL]Dark helped them. Meanwhile curly was whining about his forum idiot rank, while everyone knows that he is an idiot, so they said... YATTA! and they all made madboyphpwiki-1.3.9 and published it on sourceforge.net, they named it after madboy because he was busted after being mounted by a huge animal in his...school bag.

IJs started to melt and almost everyone began to cry, MrBill came in and asked for his.. goats, his goats were scared of him, so they ran into ransom, ransom took one and said: "Hello there u sexy thing - want to do what dark did to those pandas?" So the sheep ran away again, cause they tought it was bill in costume.

They found a great site and they downloaded..... Vice City then they got mta, so the sheep met another sheep online and communitcated using bah bah and shit, and 1 of em got offended by the bah bah and shot the other sheep in the face and took his nose off, then the sheep jumped through the monitor onto the other sheep (undamaged) and dropped his nose on him then the sheep undamaged did a ninja kickflip and started to kick the shit outta the sheep with no nose, then the sheep with no nose... decided Talidan, MrBill, MAD_BOY and Robpol86 (which was revived again) should visit a youth hostel in the UK.

So they did, and in the middle of the night Robpol86 woke Ransom, it seemed like Robpol was posessed, and he asked Ransom very quietly: I like boners with caramel and cherry sauce. "AGAIN???? Ok but it's the last time" Ransom said.

Meanwhile, while Ransom went out to get the cherry sauce, he saw MrBill and MAD_BOY doing nothing of interest on the bushes, so he decided to... join and they had a great time in the bushes, until policeman [sM]Boss arrested them for having...fun. Cause boss wanted that they had... free internet access from tisd.net, including email with spamfilter and Ransom in garlic sauce with garlic bread and they were sentenced by Boss to take the next plane to Amsterdam to smoke some weed, so they...would have real "nederwiet". Now most people think what's nederwiet, so ransom tells them in a psycho way: Hey, I know how to say bosnar which is dutch and means forest clown, so back off. Besides backwards my name is mosnar which is moss clown in Dutch!

So Ransom was sentenced to lick the moss, by judge julie in sex court, while his girlfriend... Cray really liked clipping his toe nails. And he decided to share the salami, he just bought at the butcher, with eAi. But eAi punched everyone with a big tofu ball, because he was a vegetarian.

Suddenly IJs had a craving for KFC...so IJS went to the KFC house to talk to them but he fell downstairs... he wondered why this KFC was a house and he sued them for all they're worth for falling down the staircase, he claimed a plunger was placed at the top of the staircase. The next moment Robpol86 popped up and directed all KFC members to his brand new Tisd.net van he got from his boss the day before, when they were all in, he unzipped his pants and they started... playing pattycake while Kent showed up at the door, saw this, and got sad cos they didnt let him in the game. They just played with Kent watching it. He was so sad that he took a hammer and... broke a window at the Wall o mart while Vass was... masturbating in the KFC kitchen preparing the "special sauce" for the food.

Kent came back, not only to find vass masturbating, but DeathB was by his side giving himself the time, then DgtaDude joined in.

The Next day the kitchen was full of a sticky white liquid, women seem to like to bath in it until ransom thought he would have a try and... then he realized he was being posessed by dark, so he stomped a mudhole in dark and threw him into the vat o' white liquid.

After a year of nonsense going on...ransom and ijs met up at the KFC coffe house to change money to drugs. bad luck for ransom he wanted to pay with japanese money but ijs wast pleased and...Excited, he got his Gun and !!BANG!! shot himself in the head, ransom sat there laughing because he had the drugs and the money...

7000 years later, Wheelman's great great grandson started to play MTA, for Grand Theft Auto: Pluto. He dominated people left and right, and eventually met a guy named {ULK}DeathZ who was a very late predecessor of Gary and.. DeathZ owned Wheelman(aka batman)'s great grandson cause he actually was a n00b.

Suddenly MrBump came and said: "Ill ban u both for being so lame. Get out of this game or i will slap u."

Then came the real batman back and said i invented a time machine...AND DECIDED TO RULE THE WORLD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH........but then suddenly vass stole his time machine and kicked batman back to 1914... He was left there. Sux for him. Just then DeathZ tried to figure out how MrBump was still alive... it was his scripts! THEY ARE SO ADVANCED! They now create and improve themselves! They work using donkeys. Donkeys owned the world but got trapped into 1 of bumps scripts so bump.... hooked the donkey up to the computer to upgrade it from steam power.

Then happened an accident and all the donkey died. Now bump and DeathZ had to get batman back to their teahouse to drink some tea and eat biscuits, batman said i don't like tea and biscuits i aint a british :o and ransom turned around and bitchslapped him, there was a big fight.. at the end of it.. batmans ass was red cos everybody slapped him, ransom had to buy a new beer bottle he had broken and deathz went to the hospital wit a broken leg...

The hostpital security said: "ur not allowed in cos ur gay :o off." But deathz... thought: "let's kick him in the balls, but he fainted."

And suddenly xerox came in and teleported everyone back to the past, but while they were in the teleporter (which was jacked from Batman while he was visiting a coffee shop in Amsterdam), xerox... likes pie. And they went to Germany and laughed at germans.

Then nikl laughed at them and got klined for antihitlerism. some then unklined nickl and when he came back he was laughed at they klined him again, so he decided to kick his grandpa and laugh at the grandson of DrEaM4D who dominated the world for 5000 years in MTA in future.

But lets teleport to 5000 years later...

Everyone was addicted to cheese and classed as a class A drug then Brophy aint it and got soo high it made him want to give all his money and gold to vass.

He gave but the gold wast real so vass slapped himm and... Phuk came and killed them both. So he runs off with the stuff and... tripped and fell because of a rock, making everything to fall into the near lava river, so phuk jumped in and... burned his ass.

Now that the zombies came back, the world... blew up and only the only people who survived were dark... and black dragon (actually he isnt a human but what the hey) so they went to mars and dragon built his home in its north pole and dark... but Mr.Bump's kick/ban script didn't like that so he banned his home from the list, but the script didn't work because... the lamas came from mars...

He was so intelligent he decided to try to fly but wat he forgot was his wings and.... he fell down and broke his teeth.

OMG deathz is back...but deathz died by a stubby up his ass the only way to die suicide.

Nick's biological great X14 grandson, nickl269 then grabbed onto a staf and rubbed his hand along it shouting "i am the king" then his hand got lower and lower into his pants...and he touched his toes!

Meanwhile at the other end of the galaxy... Mr.Bill ate a bag of marijuana so he went in sleep and... shit himself because windows got a blue screen! Some computer :o call it the blue screen of death because it is a blue screen and it kills people by turning them to stone(d)!! while bill was shitting himself betty was making a big soup made out of pussy hair! 10 kittens where killed.... and somehow Mr. Bill decided to lick the blue screen and suddenly it disappeared. He reported the blue screen solution to Microsoft and Microsoft brought out Windows Update with lick support, but then the RIAA came bitchin on Microsoft cause they didnt want people to.... download movies, because those movies pay the camera men, the janitors, the light fixers, the makeup guys, not just the... MTA Team. And of course, the MTA team needed that money, or else they would not get their... soup for the day. Aeron kills, stabs, muders, kicks, rapes, beats, licks, trows, clowns, pokes IJs to death because he edited MY story without permission.Nick then carries off the body to the laboratory to carry out genetic research about ijs humaness(humanity?). Then he puts him on the table and puts some cables into his head. He counts down 3..2..1 and puts down a switch. Ijs wakes up and gets a stone to.... rub on his nipples so ijs gets hot and they start both...

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Once upon the time there was the MTA Team. There was also gta, that didn't had mp in it, but soon Zeus went to sleep.

Then Timmy got heart disease! Zeus little son Ares went to help Timmy, but they both died.

Then Ransom woke up. Ransom ran and ran to a great place, where Posty goes and kills him with his m60. But then MAD_BOY comes en kicks Posty's ass, that makes Aeron do anything but stay on topic. Then IJs walks in with an owned stick and proudly exclaims "ALL YOUR CAPSLOCKS ARE BELONG TO US!!1 But suddenly he was kicked for CAPS, and then "nickl245 did come, spam and it was good.

Two days later... MrBill walked in with his goats, the goats mooed for some odd reason, and MrBill humped me. me liked it and thought MrBill was the coolest moderator EVER! But now he isnt, so MrBill shot utopia and killed him.

Then, MrBill soiled himself and started humping the goats, but something happened and a goat ran away, because he humped it to hard. So he fetched his lube and some sheep bait.

Then a lamer named nikl came over and sucked everyone off the end of his Vacuum cleaner while he was wearing his poofy gay apron and weilding a picket sign saying: "Phuk j00 Rule, Sign 0n my Bo0bieZz!!1" .

Next the lamer n1ckl245 was caught ironing in his maid costume by the mta crew, he was sentenced to an asskicking, it was mutual. The asskicking began and went too far, thus the expression "An April Fools joke, gone bad.

But EL Burro was having fun, he was just about to whip out his Chainsaw singing "Im a littleTeapot" when... Phuk came and sliced him with the chainsaw and said "APRIL FOOLS" then, DrEaM4D was puking @ his little chainsaw and showing him his big old friend.

Then,boss came in, slapped El Burro with a 'YOUR MY DADDY' sig and found bill humping a goat in El Burro's 'YOU CAN BE OUR MEAT' truck... and he died because the sheep was wielding a stubby shotgun, next it ran to the local Wal-Mart because it needed condoms but when it got there, to its great misfortune, it saw that the store was closed.

So the sheep made their own condom and tried it on nikl, cause nikl is weilding a katana, that then stabbed the goat and then got stabbed into El Burro's belly that then got open and droped the drugs.Then the sheep fell on burros 'menu'(the bloody drugs!!!) and landed on nikl's katana.... then smeg head got confused and blew Nikl's face off with a stubby, found trying to escape, Posty and the rest of ULK go after Smeg to get his stubby but Phuk stops and kills all of ulk.

Then... admin Aeron kicked Phuk out of the game for suspected cheater. Phuk go so pissed off he got IJs to kline aeron from irc permanently.

There after Kent fell madly in love with Robpol and Robpol didn't exactly complain. They then set off into the sunset and lived happily ever after in an ice cream truck filled with pink dildos and ky jelly.

Suddenly they spot Mr Bill running towards them, too busy to notice they shrug their shoulders and get back to eating the Jelly. Mr Bill climbs in the Truck and lets the Handbrake go, the truck then starts speeding down a hill towards a... rock and the truck blows up. But... MrBill and Kent survive, rob is dead and goes to Hell where he spends the rest of eternity eating Bison Puke and drinking the devils nasty juices. But MrBill and Kent then went to the Malibu, they ordered many tequilas and things got a little out of hand...

They went to go rape nickl, and nickl seemed to like it. Then phuk came and nikl raped phuk and phuk seemed to like it more than nikl so nikl went in the kitchen to cook some... sausage for zoot and zoot seemed to like it so much that nikl gave zoot more of his sausage.

Then zoot ate the sausage with eggs and waffles and it was good. phuk started crying because he didnt have any... balls to have his... breakfast?!?!?...

So anyway, smeg went out shopping and bought some cheese, peperoni and...bacon to bake everyone a... lovely stubby supper, complete with garlic bread and molotov, but smeg overcooked it so he gave it to a bum, the bum ate the burnt supper and ... he died.

So then a big, huge fight started and... then Wheelman's massive penis made them stop arguing, and get to being jealous... and Wheelman's Mum was standing there infront of wheelman and he realised he had dreamt having a massive penis... and his mom was playing with it.

Everyone was scared and said... MADBOY STOP WATCHING UR PORNO!!! And MADBOY said... it's from rob!

But then Ransom walked in and called Robpol86 a BOSNAR! Then Robpol said SOB just before his boss BUSTED him while he was extracting dextromethropolithan (drug) from cough sirup at his work. Then the boss called him a SOB and suddenly the phone rang again and some corny tisd.net customer said he knew robert pooley because he heard the well known phone call between Ransom and Robpol.

And while Ransom was calling Kent with his free long-distance calls, he was also busy at work trying to mate big chinese pandas. He sprayed them with green flourescent spray paint to make them more attractive.

The pandas not only mated, they..Ran around and gave eachother blowjobs and orgys....and [LsL]Dark helped them. Meanwhile curly was whining about his forum idiot rank, while everyone knows that he is an idiot, so they said... YATTA! and they all made madboyphpwiki-1.3.9 and published it on sourceforge.net, they named it after madboy because he was busted after being mounted by a huge animal in his...school bag.

IJs started to melt and almost everyone began to cry, MrBill came in and asked for his.. goats, his goats were scared of him, so they ran into ransom, ransom took one and said: "Hello there u sexy thing - want to do what dark did to those pandas?" So the sheep ran away again, cause they tought it was bill in costume.

They found a great site and they downloaded..... Vice City then they got mta, so the sheep met another sheep online and communitcated using bah bah and shit, and 1 of em got offended by the bah bah and shot the other sheep in the face and took his nose off, then the sheep jumped through the monitor onto the other sheep (undamaged) and dropped his nose on him then the sheep undamaged did a ninja kickflip and started to kick the shit outta the sheep with no nose, then the sheep with no nose... decided Talidan, MrBill, MAD_BOY and Robpol86 (which was revived again) should visit a youth hostel in the UK.

So they did, and in the middle of the night Robpol86 woke Ransom, it seemed like Robpol was posessed, and he asked Ransom very quietly: I like boners with caramel and cherry sauce. "AGAIN???? Ok but it's the last time" Ransom said.

Meanwhile, while Ransom went out to get the cherry sauce, he saw MrBill and MAD_BOY doing nothing of interest on the bushes, so he decided to... join and they had a great time in the bushes, until policeman [sM]Boss arrested them for having...fun. Cause boss wanted that they had... free internet access from tisd.net, including email with spamfilter and Ransom in garlic sauce with garlic bread and they were sentenced by Boss to take the next plane to Amsterdam to smoke some weed, so they...would have real "nederwiet". Now most people think what's nederwiet, so ransom tells them in a psycho way: Hey, I know how to say bosnar which is dutch and means forest clown, so back off. Besides backwards my name is mosnar which is moss clown in Dutch!

So Ransom was sentenced to lick the moss, by judge julie in sex court, while his girlfriend... Cray really liked clipping his toe nails. And he decided to share the salami, he just bought at the butcher, with eAi. But eAi punched everyone with a big tofu ball, because he was a vegetarian.

Suddenly IJs had a craving for KFC...so IJS went to the KFC house to talk to them but he fell downstairs... he wondered why this KFC was a house and he sued them for all they're worth for falling down the staircase, he claimed a plunger was placed at the top of the staircase. The next moment Robpol86 popped up and directed all KFC members to his brand new Tisd.net van he got from his boss the day before, when they were all in, he unzipped his pants and they started... playing pattycake while Kent showed up at the door, saw this, and got sad cos they didnt let him in the game. They just played with Kent watching it. He was so sad that he took a hammer and... broke a window at the Wall o mart while Vass was... masturbating in the KFC kitchen preparing the "special sauce" for the food.

Kent came back, not only to find vass masturbating, but DeathB was by his side giving himself the time, then DgtaDude joined in.

The Next day the kitchen was full of a sticky white liquid, women seem to like to bath in it until ransom thought he would have a try and... then he realized he was being posessed by dark, so he stomped a mudhole in dark and threw him into the vat o' white liquid.

After a year of nonsense going on...ransom and ijs met up at the KFC coffe house to change money to drugs. bad luck for ransom he wanted to pay with japanese money but ijs wast pleased and...Excited, he got his Gun and !!BANG!! shot himself in the head, ransom sat there laughing because he had the drugs and the money...

7000 years later, Wheelman's great great grandson started to play MTA, for Grand Theft Auto: Pluto. He dominated people left and right, and eventually met a guy named {ULK}DeathZ who was a very late predecessor of Gary and.. DeathZ owned Wheelman(aka batman)'s great grandson cause he actually was a n00b.

Suddenly MrBump came and said: "Ill ban u both for being so lame. Get out of this game or i will slap u."

Then came the real batman back and said i invented a time machine...AND DECIDED TO RULE THE WORLD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH........but then suddenly vass stole his time machine and kicked batman back to 1914... He was left there. Sux for him. Just then DeathZ tried to figure out how MrBump was still alive... it was his scripts! THEY ARE SO ADVANCED! They now create and improve themselves! They work using donkeys. Donkeys owned the world but got trapped into 1 of bumps scripts so bump.... hooked the donkey up to the computer to upgrade it from steam power.

Then happened an accident and all the donkey died. Now bump and DeathZ had to get batman back to their teahouse to drink some tea and eat biscuits, batman said i don't like tea and biscuits i aint a british :o and ransom turned around and bitchslapped him, there was a big fight.. at the end of it.. batmans ass was red cos everybody slapped him, ransom had to buy a new beer bottle he had broken and deathz went to the hospital wit a broken leg...

The hostpital security said: "ur not allowed in cos ur gay :o off." But deathz... thought: "let's kick him in the balls, but he fainted."

And suddenly xerox came in and teleported everyone back to the past, but while they were in the teleporter (which was jacked from Batman while he was visiting a coffee shop in Amsterdam), xerox... likes pie. And they went to Germany and laughed at germans.

Then nikl laughed at them and got klined for antihitlerism. some then unklined nickl and when he came back he was laughed at they klined him again, so he decided to kick his grandpa and laugh at the grandson of DrEaM4D who dominated the world for 5000 years in MTA in future.

But lets teleport to 5000 years later...

Everyone was addicted to cheese and classed as a class A drug then Brophy aint it and got soo high it made him want to give all his money and gold to vass.

He gave but the gold wast real so vass slapped himm and... Phuk came and killed them both. So he runs off with the stuff and... tripped and fell because of a rock, making everything to fall into the near lava river, so phuk jumped in and... burned his ass.

Now that the zombies came back, the world... blew up and only the only people who survived were dark... and black dragon (actually he isnt a human but what the hey) so they went to mars and dragon built his home in its north pole and dark... but Mr.Bump's kick/ban script didn't like that so he banned his home from the list, but the script didn't work because... the lamas came from mars...

He was so intelligent he decided to try to fly but wat he forgot was his wings and.... he fell down and broke his teeth.

OMG deathz is back...but deathz died by a stubby up his ass the only way to die suicide.

Nick's biological great X14 grandson, nickl269 then grabbed onto a staf and rubbed his hand along it shouting "i am the king" then his hand got lower and lower into his pants...and he touched his toes!

Meanwhile at the other end of the galaxy... Mr.Bill ate a bag of marijuana so he went in sleep and... shit himself because windows got a blue screen! Some computer :o call it the blue screen of death because it is a blue screen and it kills people by turning them to stone(d)!! while bill was shitting himself betty was making a big soup made out of pussy hair! 10 kittens where killed.... and somehow Mr. Bill decided to lick the blue screen and suddenly it disappeared. He reported the blue screen solution to Microsoft and Microsoft brought out Windows Update with lick support, but then the RIAA came bitchin on Microsoft cause they didnt want people to.... download movies, because those movies pay the camera men, the janitors, the light fixers, the makeup guys, not just the... MTA Team. And of course, the MTA team needed that money, or else they would not get their... soup for the day. Aeron kills, stabs, muders, kicks, rapes, beats, licks, trows, clowns, pokes IJs to death because he edited MY story without permission.Nick then carries off the body to the laboratory to carry out genetic research about ijs humaness(humanity?). Then he puts him on the table and puts some cables into his head. He counts down 3..2..1 and puts down a switch. Ijs wakes up and gets a stone to.... rub on his nipples so ijs gets hot and they start both...

feeling each others asses and [VCK]KEZZ@ looks astounded at that dirty behaviour
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Once upon the time there was the MTA Team. There was also gta, that didn't had mp in it, but soon Zeus went to sleep.

Then Timmy got heart disease! Zeus little son Ares went to help Timmy, but they both died.

Then Ransom woke up. Ransom ran and ran to a great place, where Posty goes and kills him with his m60. But then MAD_BOY comes en kicks Posty's ass, that makes Aeron do anything but stay on topic. Then IJs walks in with an owned stick and proudly exclaims "ALL YOUR CAPSLOCKS ARE BELONG TO US!!1 But suddenly he was kicked for CAPS, and then "nickl245 did come, spam and it was good.

Two days later... MrBill walked in with his goats, the goats mooed for some odd reason, and MrBill humped me. me liked it and thought MrBill was the coolest moderator EVER! But now he isnt, so MrBill shot utopia and killed him.

Then, MrBill soiled himself and started humping the goats, but something happened and a goat ran away, because he humped it to hard. So he fetched his lube and some sheep bait.

Then a lamer named nikl came over and sucked everyone off the end of his Vacuum cleaner while he was wearing his poofy gay apron and weilding a picket sign saying: "Phuk j00 Rule, Sign 0n my Bo0bieZz!!1" .

Next the lamer n1ckl245 was caught ironing in his maid costume by the mta crew, he was sentenced to an asskicking, it was mutual. The asskicking began and went too far, thus the expression "An April Fools joke, gone bad.

But EL Burro was having fun, he was just about to whip out his Chainsaw singing "Im a littleTeapot" when... Phuk came and sliced him with the chainsaw and said "APRIL FOOLS" then, DrEaM4D was puking @ his little chainsaw and showing him his big old friend.

Then,boss came in, slapped El Burro with a 'YOUR MY DADDY' sig and found bill humping a goat in El Burro's 'YOU CAN BE OUR MEAT' truck... and he died because the sheep was wielding a stubby shotgun, next it ran to the local Wal-Mart because it needed condoms but when it got there, to its great misfortune, it saw that the store was closed.

So the sheep made their own condom and tried it on nikl, cause nikl is weilding a katana, that then stabbed the goat and then got stabbed into El Burro's belly that then got open and droped the drugs.Then the sheep fell on burros 'menu'(the bloody drugs!!!) and landed on nikl's katana.... then smeg head got confused and blew Nikl's face off with a stubby, found trying to escape, Posty and the rest of ULK go after Smeg to get his stubby but Phuk stops and kills all of ulk.

Then... admin Aeron kicked Phuk out of the game for suspected cheater. Phuk go so pissed off he got IJs to kline aeron from irc permanently.

There after Kent fell madly in love with Robpol and Robpol didn't exactly complain. They then set off into the sunset and lived happily ever after in an ice cream truck filled with pink dildos and ky jelly.

Suddenly they spot Mr Bill running towards them, too busy to notice they shrug their shoulders and get back to eating the Jelly. Mr Bill climbs in the Truck and lets the Handbrake go, the truck then starts speeding down a hill towards a... rock and the truck blows up. But... MrBill and Kent survive, rob is dead and goes to Hell where he spends the rest of eternity eating Bison Puke and drinking the devils nasty juices. But MrBill and Kent then went to the Malibu, they ordered many tequilas and things got a little out of hand...

They went to go rape nickl, and nickl seemed to like it. Then phuk came and nikl raped phuk and phuk seemed to like it more than nikl so nikl went in the kitchen to cook some... sausage for zoot and zoot seemed to like it so much that nikl gave zoot more of his sausage.

Then zoot ate the sausage with eggs and waffles and it was good. phuk started crying because he didnt have any... balls to have his... breakfast?!?!?...

So anyway, smeg went out shopping and bought some cheese, peperoni and...bacon to bake everyone a... lovely stubby supper, complete with garlic bread and molotov, but smeg overcooked it so he gave it to a bum, the bum ate the burnt supper and ... he died.

So then a big, huge fight started and... then Wheelman's massive penis made them stop arguing, and get to being jealous... and Wheelman's Mum was standing there infront of wheelman and he realised he had dreamt having a massive penis... and his mom was playing with it.

Everyone was scared and said... MADBOY STOP WATCHING UR PORNO!!! And MADBOY said... it's from rob!

But then Ransom walked in and called Robpol86 a BOSNAR! Then Robpol said SOB just before his boss BUSTED him while he was extracting dextromethropolithan (drug) from cough sirup at his work. Then the boss called him a SOB and suddenly the phone rang again and some corny tisd.net customer said he knew robert pooley because he heard the well known phone call between Ransom and Robpol.

And while Ransom was calling Kent with his free long-distance calls, he was also busy at work trying to mate big chinese pandas. He sprayed them with green flourescent spray paint to make them more attractive.

The pandas not only mated, they..Ran around and gave eachother blowjobs and orgys....and [LsL]Dark helped them. Meanwhile curly was whining about his forum idiot rank, while everyone knows that he is an idiot, so they said... YATTA! and they all made madboyphpwiki-1.3.9 and published it on sourceforge.net, they named it after madboy because he was busted after being mounted by a huge animal in his...school bag.

IJs started to melt and almost everyone began to cry, MrBill came in and asked for his.. goats, his goats were scared of him, so they ran into ransom, ransom took one and said: "Hello there u sexy thing - want to do what dark did to those pandas?" So the sheep ran away again, cause they tought it was bill in costume.

They found a great site and they downloaded..... Vice City then they got mta, so the sheep met another sheep online and communitcated using bah bah and shit, and 1 of em got offended by the bah bah and shot the other sheep in the face and took his nose off, then the sheep jumped through the monitor onto the other sheep (undamaged) and dropped his nose on him then the sheep undamaged did a ninja kickflip and started to kick the shit outta the sheep with no nose, then the sheep with no nose... decided Talidan, MrBill, MAD_BOY and Robpol86 (which was revived again) should visit a youth hostel in the UK.

So they did, and in the middle of the night Robpol86 woke Ransom, it seemed like Robpol was posessed, and he asked Ransom very quietly: I like boners with caramel and cherry sauce. "AGAIN???? Ok but it's the last time" Ransom said.

Meanwhile, while Ransom went out to get the cherry sauce, he saw MrBill and MAD_BOY doing nothing of interest on the bushes, so he decided to... join and they had a great time in the bushes, until policeman [sM]Boss arrested them for having...fun. Cause boss wanted that they had... free internet access from tisd.net, including email with spamfilter and Ransom in garlic sauce with garlic bread and they were sentenced by Boss to take the next plane to Amsterdam to smoke some weed, so they...would have real "nederwiet". Now most people think what's nederwiet, so ransom tells them in a psycho way: Hey, I know how to say bosnar which is dutch and means forest clown, so back off. Besides backwards my name is mosnar which is moss clown in Dutch!

So Ransom was sentenced to lick the moss, by judge julie in sex court, while his girlfriend... Cray really liked clipping his toe nails. And he decided to share the salami, he just bought at the butcher, with eAi. But eAi punched everyone with a big tofu ball, because he was a vegetarian.

Suddenly IJs had a craving for KFC...so IJS went to the KFC house to talk to them but he fell downstairs... he wondered why this KFC was a house and he sued them for all they're worth for falling down the staircase, he claimed a plunger was placed at the top of the staircase. The next moment Robpol86 popped up and directed all KFC members to his brand new Tisd.net van he got from his boss the day before, when they were all in, he unzipped his pants and they started... playing pattycake while Kent showed up at the door, saw this, and got sad cos they didnt let him in the game. They just played with Kent watching it. He was so sad that he took a hammer and... broke a window at the Wall o mart while Vass was... masturbating in the KFC kitchen preparing the "special sauce" for the food.

Kent came back, not only to find vass masturbating, but DeathB was by his side giving himself the time, then DgtaDude joined in.

The Next day the kitchen was full of a sticky white liquid, women seem to like to bath in it until ransom thought he would have a try and... then he realized he was being posessed by dark, so he stomped a mudhole in dark and threw him into the vat o' white liquid.

After a year of nonsense going on...ransom and ijs met up at the KFC coffe house to change money to drugs. bad luck for ransom he wanted to pay with japanese money but ijs wast pleased and...Excited, he got his Gun and !!BANG!! shot himself in the head, ransom sat there laughing because he had the drugs and the money...

7000 years later, Wheelman's great great grandson started to play MTA, for Grand Theft Auto: Pluto. He dominated people left and right, and eventually met a guy named {ULK}DeathZ who was a very late predecessor of Gary and.. DeathZ owned Wheelman(aka batman)'s great grandson cause he actually was a n00b.

Suddenly MrBump came and said: "Ill ban u both for being so lame. Get out of this game or i will slap u."

Then came the real batman back and said i invented a time machine...AND DECIDED TO RULE THE WORLD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH........but then suddenly vass stole his time machine and kicked batman back to 1914... He was left there. Sux for him. Just then DeathZ tried to figure out how MrBump was still alive... it was his scripts! THEY ARE SO ADVANCED! They now create and improve themselves! They work using donkeys. Donkeys owned the world but got trapped into 1 of bumps scripts so bump.... hooked the donkey up to the computer to upgrade it from steam power.

Then happened an accident and all the donkey died. Now bump and DeathZ had to get batman back to their teahouse to drink some tea and eat biscuits, batman said i don't like tea and biscuits i aint a british :o and ransom turned around and bitchslapped him, there was a big fight.. at the end of it.. batmans ass was red cos everybody slapped him, ransom had to buy a new beer bottle he had broken and deathz went to the hospital wit a broken leg...

The hostpital security said: "ur not allowed in cos ur gay :o off." But deathz... thought: "let's kick him in the balls, but he fainted."

And suddenly xerox came in and teleported everyone back to the past, but while they were in the teleporter (which was jacked from Batman while he was visiting a coffee shop in Amsterdam), xerox... likes pie. And they went to Germany and laughed at germans.

Then nikl laughed at them and got klined for antihitlerism. some then unklined nickl and when he came back he was laughed at they klined him again, so he decided to kick his grandpa and laugh at the grandson of DrEaM4D who dominated the world for 5000 years in MTA in future.

But lets teleport to 5000 years later...

Everyone was addicted to cheese and classed as a class A drug then Brophy aint it and got soo high it made him want to give all his money and gold to vass.

He gave but the gold wast real so vass slapped himm and... Phuk came and killed them both. So he runs off with the stuff and... tripped and fell because of a rock, making everything to fall into the near lava river, so phuk jumped in and... burned his ass.

Now that the zombies came back, the world... blew up and only the only people who survived were dark... and black dragon (actually he isnt a human but what the hey) so they went to mars and dragon built his home in its north pole and dark... but Mr.Bump's kick/ban script didn't like that so he banned his home from the list, but the script didn't work because... the lamas came from mars...

He was so intelligent he decided to try to fly but wat he forgot was his wings and.... he fell down and broke his teeth.

OMG deathz is back...but deathz died by a stubby up his ass the only way to die suicide.

Nick's biological great X14 grandson, nickl269 then grabbed onto a staf and rubbed his hand along it shouting "i am the king" then his hand got lower and lower into his pants...and he touched his toes!

Meanwhile at the other end of the galaxy... Mr.Bill ate a bag of marijuana so he went in sleep and... shit himself because windows got a blue screen! Some computer :o call it the blue screen of death because it is a blue screen and it kills people by turning them to stone(d)!! while bill was shitting himself betty was making a big soup made out of pussy hair! 10 kittens where killed.... and somehow Mr. Bill decided to lick the blue screen and suddenly it disappeared. He reported the blue screen solution to Microsoft and Microsoft brought out Windows Update with lick support, but then the RIAA came bitchin on Microsoft cause they didnt want people to.... download movies, because those movies pay the camera men, the janitors, the light fixers, the makeup guys, not just the... MTA Team. And of course, the MTA team needed that money, or else they would not get their... soup for the day. Aeron kills, stabs, muders, kicks, rapes, beats, licks, trows, clowns, pokes IJs to death because he edited MY story without permission.Nick then carries off the body to the laboratory to carry out genetic research about ijs humaness(humanity?). Then he puts him on the table and puts some cables into his head. He counts down 3..2..1 and puts down a switch. Ijs wakes up and gets a stone to.... rub on his nipples so ijs gets hot and they start both... feeling each others asses and [VCK]KEZZ@ looks astounded at that dirty behaviour, and bd slaps kezza for double posting AGAIN, and wonders off to his own stuff. at the same time, on the other side of the galaxy,

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Once upon the time there was the MTA Team. There was also gta, that didn't had mp in it, but soon Zeus went to sleep.

Then Timmy got heart disease! Zeus little son Ares went to help Timmy, but they both died.

Then Ransom woke up. Ransom ran and ran to a great place, where Posty goes and kills him with his m60. But then MAD_BOY comes en kicks Posty's ass, that makes Aeron do anything but stay on topic. Then IJs walks in with an owned stick and proudly exclaims "ALL YOUR CAPSLOCKS ARE BELONG TO US!!1 But suddenly he was kicked for CAPS, and then "nickl245 did come, spam and it was good.

Two days later... MrBill walked in with his goats, the goats mooed for some odd reason, and MrBill humped me. me liked it and thought MrBill was the coolest moderator EVER! But now he isnt, so MrBill shot utopia and killed him.

Then, MrBill soiled himself and started humping the goats, but something happened and a goat ran away, because he humped it to hard. So he fetched his lube and some sheep bait.

Then a lamer named nikl came over and sucked everyone off the end of his Vacuum cleaner while he was wearing his poofy gay apron and weilding a picket sign saying: "Phuk j00 Rule, Sign 0n my Bo0bieZz!!1" .

Next the lamer n1ckl245 was caught ironing in his maid costume by the mta crew, he was sentenced to an asskicking, it was mutual. The asskicking began and went too far, thus the expression "An April Fools joke, gone bad.

But EL Burro was having fun, he was just about to whip out his Chainsaw singing "Im a littleTeapot" when... Phuk came and sliced him with the chainsaw and said "APRIL FOOLS" then, DrEaM4D was puking @ his little chainsaw and showing him his big old friend.

Then,boss came in, slapped El Burro with a 'YOUR MY DADDY' sig and found bill humping a goat in El Burro's 'YOU CAN BE OUR MEAT' truck... and he died because the sheep was wielding a stubby shotgun, next it ran to the local Wal-Mart because it needed condoms but when it got there, to its great misfortune, it saw that the store was closed.

So the sheep made their own condom and tried it on nikl, cause nikl is weilding a katana, that then stabbed the goat and then got stabbed into El Burro's belly that then got open and droped the drugs.Then the sheep fell on burros 'menu'(the bloody drugs!!!) and landed on nikl's katana.... then smeg head got confused and blew Nikl's face off with a stubby, found trying to escape, Posty and the rest of ULK go after Smeg to get his stubby but Phuk stops and kills all of ulk.

Then... admin Aeron kicked Phuk out of the game for suspected cheater. Phuk go so pissed off he got IJs to kline aeron from irc permanently.

There after Kent fell madly in love with Robpol and Robpol didn't exactly complain. They then set off into the sunset and lived happily ever after in an ice cream truck filled with pink dildos and ky jelly.

Suddenly they spot Mr Bill running towards them, too busy to notice they shrug their shoulders and get back to eating the Jelly. Mr Bill climbs in the Truck and lets the Handbrake go, the truck then starts speeding down a hill towards a... rock and the truck blows up. But... MrBill and Kent survive, rob is dead and goes to Hell where he spends the rest of eternity eating Bison Puke and drinking the devils nasty juices. But MrBill and Kent then went to the Malibu, they ordered many tequilas and things got a little out of hand...

They went to go rape nickl, and nickl seemed to like it. Then phuk came and nikl raped phuk and phuk seemed to like it more than nikl so nikl went in the kitchen to cook some... sausage for zoot and zoot seemed to like it so much that nikl gave zoot more of his sausage.

Then zoot ate the sausage with eggs and waffles and it was good. phuk started crying because he didnt have any... balls to have his... breakfast?!?!?...

So anyway, smeg went out shopping and bought some cheese, peperoni and...bacon to bake everyone a... lovely stubby supper, complete with garlic bread and molotov, but smeg overcooked it so he gave it to a bum, the bum ate the burnt supper and ... he died.

So then a big, huge fight started and... then Wheelman's massive penis made them stop arguing, and get to being jealous... and Wheelman's Mum was standing there infront of wheelman and he realised he had dreamt having a massive penis... and his mom was playing with it.

Everyone was scared and said... MADBOY STOP WATCHING UR PORNO!!! And MADBOY said... it's from rob!

But then Ransom walked in and called Robpol86 a BOSNAR! Then Robpol said SOB just before his boss BUSTED him while he was extracting dextromethropolithan (drug) from cough sirup at his work. Then the boss called him a SOB and suddenly the phone rang again and some corny tisd.net customer said he knew robert pooley because he heard the well known phone call between Ransom and Robpol.

And while Ransom was calling Kent with his free long-distance calls, he was also busy at work trying to mate big chinese pandas. He sprayed them with green flourescent spray paint to make them more attractive.

The pandas not only mated, they..Ran around and gave eachother blowjobs and orgys....and [LsL]Dark helped them. Meanwhile curly was whining about his forum idiot rank, while everyone knows that he is an idiot, so they said... YATTA! and they all made madboyphpwiki-1.3.9 and published it on sourceforge.net, they named it after madboy because he was busted after being mounted by a huge animal in his...school bag.

IJs started to melt and almost everyone began to cry, MrBill came in and asked for his.. goats, his goats were scared of him, so they ran into ransom, ransom took one and said: "Hello there u sexy thing - want to do what dark did to those pandas?" So the sheep ran away again, cause they tought it was bill in costume.

They found a great site and they downloaded..... Vice City then they got mta, so the sheep met another sheep online and communitcated using bah bah and shit, and 1 of em got offended by the bah bah and shot the other sheep in the face and took his nose off, then the sheep jumped through the monitor onto the other sheep (undamaged) and dropped his nose on him then the sheep undamaged did a ninja kickflip and started to kick the shit outta the sheep with no nose, then the sheep with no nose... decided Talidan, MrBill, MAD_BOY and Robpol86 (which was revived again) should visit a youth hostel in the UK.

So they did, and in the middle of the night Robpol86 woke Ransom, it seemed like Robpol was posessed, and he asked Ransom very quietly: I like boners with caramel and cherry sauce. "AGAIN???? Ok but it's the last time" Ransom said.

Meanwhile, while Ransom went out to get the cherry sauce, he saw MrBill and MAD_BOY doing nothing of interest on the bushes, so he decided to... join and they had a great time in the bushes, until policeman [sM]Boss arrested them for having...fun. Cause boss wanted that they had... free internet access from tisd.net, including email with spamfilter and Ransom in garlic sauce with garlic bread and they were sentenced by Boss to take the next plane to Amsterdam to smoke some weed, so they...would have real "nederwiet". Now most people think what's nederwiet, so ransom tells them in a psycho way: Hey, I know how to say bosnar which is dutch and means forest clown, so back off. Besides backwards my name is mosnar which is moss clown in Dutch!

So Ransom was sentenced to lick the moss, by judge julie in sex court, while his girlfriend... Cray really liked clipping his toe nails. And he decided to share the salami, he just bought at the butcher, with eAi. But eAi punched everyone with a big tofu ball, because he was a vegetarian.

Suddenly IJs had a craving for KFC...so IJS went to the KFC house to talk to them but he fell downstairs... he wondered why this KFC was a house and he sued them for all they're worth for falling down the staircase, he claimed a plunger was placed at the top of the staircase. The next moment Robpol86 popped up and directed all KFC members to his brand new Tisd.net van he got from his boss the day before, when they were all in, he unzipped his pants and they started... playing pattycake while Kent showed up at the door, saw this, and got sad cos they didnt let him in the game. They just played with Kent watching it. He was so sad that he took a hammer and... broke a window at the Wall o mart while Vass was... masturbating in the KFC kitchen preparing the "special sauce" for the food.

Kent came back, not only to find vass masturbating, but DeathB was by his side giving himself the time, then DgtaDude joined in.

The Next day the kitchen was full of a sticky white liquid, women seem to like to bath in it until ransom thought he would have a try and... then he realized he was being posessed by dark, so he stomped a mudhole in dark and threw him into the vat o' white liquid.

After a year of nonsense going on...ransom and ijs met up at the KFC coffe house to change money to drugs. bad luck for ransom he wanted to pay with japanese money but ijs wast pleased and...Excited, he got his Gun and !!BANG!! shot himself in the head, ransom sat there laughing because he had the drugs and the money...

7000 years later, Wheelman's great great grandson started to play MTA, for Grand Theft Auto: Pluto. He dominated people left and right, and eventually met a guy named {ULK}DeathZ who was a very late predecessor of Gary and.. DeathZ owned Wheelman(aka batman)'s great grandson cause he actually was a n00b.

Suddenly MrBump came and said: "Ill ban u both for being so lame. Get out of this game or i will slap u."

Then came the real batman back and said i invented a time machine...AND DECIDED TO RULE THE WORLD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH........but then suddenly vass stole his time machine and kicked batman back to 1914... He was left there. Sux for him. Just then DeathZ tried to figure out how MrBump was still alive... it was his scripts! THEY ARE SO ADVANCED! They now create and improve themselves! They work using donkeys. Donkeys owned the world but got trapped into 1 of bumps scripts so bump.... hooked the donkey up to the computer to upgrade it from steam power.

Then happened an accident and all the donkey died. Now bump and DeathZ had to get batman back to their teahouse to drink some tea and eat biscuits, batman said i don't like tea and biscuits i aint a british :o and ransom turned around and bitchslapped him, there was a big fight.. at the end of it.. batmans ass was red cos everybody slapped him, ransom had to buy a new beer bottle he had broken and deathz went to the hospital wit a broken leg...

The hostpital security said: "ur not allowed in cos ur gay :o off." But deathz... thought: "let's kick him in the balls, but he fainted."

And suddenly xerox came in and teleported everyone back to the past, but while they were in the teleporter (which was jacked from Batman while he was visiting a coffee shop in Amsterdam), xerox... likes pie. And they went to Germany and laughed at germans.

Then nikl laughed at them and got klined for antihitlerism. some then unklined nickl and when he came back he was laughed at they klined him again, so he decided to kick his grandpa and laugh at the grandson of DrEaM4D who dominated the world for 5000 years in MTA in future.

But lets teleport to 5000 years later...

Everyone was addicted to cheese and classed as a class A drug then Brophy aint it and got soo high it made him want to give all his money and gold to vass.

He gave but the gold wast real so vass slapped himm and... Phuk came and killed them both. So he runs off with the stuff and... tripped and fell because of a rock, making everything to fall into the near lava river, so phuk jumped in and... burned his ass.

Now that the zombies came back, the world... blew up and only the only people who survived were dark... and black dragon (actually he isnt a human but what the hey) so they went to mars and dragon built his home in its north pole and dark... but Mr.Bump's kick/ban script didn't like that so he banned his home from the list, but the script didn't work because... the lamas came from mars...

He was so intelligent he decided to try to fly but wat he forgot was his wings and.... he fell down and broke his teeth.

OMG deathz is back...but deathz died by a stubby up his ass the only way to die suicide.

Nick's biological great X14 grandson, nickl269 then grabbed onto a staf and rubbed his hand along it shouting "i am the king" then his hand got lower and lower into his pants...and he touched his toes!

Meanwhile at the other end of the galaxy... Mr.Bill ate a bag of marijuana so he went in sleep and... shit himself because windows got a blue screen! Some computer :o call it the blue screen of death because it is a blue screen and it kills people by turning them to stone(d)!! while bill was shitting himself betty was making a big soup made out of pussy hair! 10 kittens where killed.... and somehow Mr. Bill decided to lick the blue screen and suddenly it disappeared. He reported the blue screen solution to Microsoft and Microsoft brought out Windows Update with lick support, but then the RIAA came bitchin on Microsoft cause they didnt want people to.... download movies, because those movies pay the camera men, the janitors, the light fixers, the makeup guys, not just the... MTA Team. And of course, the MTA team needed that money, or else they would not get their... soup for the day. Aeron kills, stabs, muders, kicks, rapes, beats, licks, trows, clowns, pokes IJs to death because he edited MY story without permission.Nick then carries off the body to the laboratory to carry out genetic research about ijs humaness(humanity?). Then he puts him on the table and puts some cables into his head. He counts down 3..2..1 and puts down a switch. Ijs wakes up and gets a stone to.... rub on his nipples so ijs gets hot and they start both... feeling each others asses and [VCK]KEZZ@ looks astounded at that dirty behaviour, and bd slaps kezza for double posting AGAIN, and wonders off to his own stuff. at the same time, on the other side of the galaxy, El Burro exiles himself from Planet Party Server because he was Drunk and Disorderly and should be ashamed calling Nika rude names such as...

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Once upon the time there was the MTA Team. There was also gta, that didn't had mp in it, but soon Zeus went to sleep.

Then Timmy got heart disease! Zeus little son Ares went to help Timmy, but they both died.

Then Ransom woke up. Ransom ran and ran to a great place, where Posty goes and kills him with his m60. But then MAD_BOY comes en kicks Posty's ass, that makes Aeron do anything but stay on topic. Then IJs walks in with an owned stick and proudly exclaims "ALL YOUR CAPSLOCKS ARE BELONG TO US!!1 But suddenly he was kicked for CAPS, and then "nickl245 did come, spam and it was good.

Two days later... MrBill walked in with his goats, the goats mooed for some odd reason, and MrBill humped me. me liked it and thought MrBill was the coolest moderator EVER! But now he isnt, so MrBill shot utopia and killed him.

Then, MrBill soiled himself and started humping the goats, but something happened and a goat ran away, because he humped it to hard. So he fetched his lube and some sheep bait.

Then a lamer named nikl came over and sucked everyone off the end of his Vacuum cleaner while he was wearing his poofy gay apron and weilding a picket sign saying: "Phuk j00 Rule, Sign 0n my Bo0bieZz!!1" .

Next the lamer n1ckl245 was caught ironing in his maid costume by the mta crew, he was sentenced to an asskicking, it was mutual. The asskicking began and went too far, thus the expression "An April Fools joke, gone bad.

But EL Burro was having fun, he was just about to whip out his Chainsaw singing "Im a littleTeapot" when... Phuk came and sliced him with the chainsaw and said "APRIL FOOLS" then, DrEaM4D was puking @ his little chainsaw and showing him his big old friend.

Then,boss came in, slapped El Burro with a 'YOUR MY DADDY' sig and found bill humping a goat in El Burro's 'YOU CAN BE OUR MEAT' truck... and he died because the sheep was wielding a stubby shotgun, next it ran to the local Wal-Mart because it needed condoms but when it got there, to its great misfortune, it saw that the store was closed.

So the sheep made their own condom and tried it on nikl, cause nikl is weilding a katana, that then stabbed the goat and then got stabbed into El Burro's belly that then got open and droped the drugs.Then the sheep fell on burros 'menu'(the bloody drugs!!!) and landed on nikl's katana.... then smeg head got confused and blew Nikl's face off with a stubby, found trying to escape, Posty and the rest of ULK go after Smeg to get his stubby but Phuk stops and kills all of ulk.

Then... admin Aeron kicked Phuk out of the game for suspected cheater. Phuk go so pissed off he got IJs to kline aeron from irc permanently.

There after Kent fell madly in love with Robpol and Robpol didn't exactly complain. They then set off into the sunset and lived happily ever after in an ice cream truck filled with pink dildos and ky jelly.

Suddenly they spot Mr Bill running towards them, too busy to notice they shrug their shoulders and get back to eating the Jelly. Mr Bill climbs in the Truck and lets the Handbrake go, the truck then starts speeding down a hill towards a... rock and the truck blows up. But... MrBill and Kent survive, rob is dead and goes to Hell where he spends the rest of eternity eating Bison Puke and drinking the devils nasty juices. But MrBill and Kent then went to the Malibu, they ordered many tequilas and things got a little out of hand...

They went to go rape nickl, and nickl seemed to like it. Then phuk came and nikl raped phuk and phuk seemed to like it more than nikl so nikl went in the kitchen to cook some... sausage for zoot and zoot seemed to like it so much that nikl gave zoot more of his sausage.

Then zoot ate the sausage with eggs and waffles and it was good. phuk started crying because he didnt have any... balls to have his... breakfast?!?!?...

So anyway, smeg went out shopping and bought some cheese, peperoni and...bacon to bake everyone a... lovely stubby supper, complete with garlic bread and molotov, but smeg overcooked it so he gave it to a bum, the bum ate the burnt supper and ... he died.

So then a big, huge fight started and... then Wheelman's massive penis made them stop arguing, and get to being jealous... and Wheelman's Mum was standing there infront of wheelman and he realised he had dreamt having a massive penis... and his mom was playing with it.

Everyone was scared and said... MADBOY STOP WATCHING UR PORNO!!! And MADBOY said... it's from rob!

But then Ransom walked in and called Robpol86 a BOSNAR! Then Robpol said SOB just before his boss BUSTED him while he was extracting dextromethropolithan (drug) from cough sirup at his work. Then the boss called him a SOB and suddenly the phone rang again and some corny tisd.net customer said he knew robert pooley because he heard the well known phone call between Ransom and Robpol.

And while Ransom was calling Kent with his free long-distance calls, he was also busy at work trying to mate big chinese pandas. He sprayed them with green flourescent spray paint to make them more attractive.

The pandas not only mated, they..Ran around and gave eachother blowjobs and orgys....and [LsL]Dark helped them. Meanwhile curly was whining about his forum idiot rank, while everyone knows that he is an idiot, so they said... YATTA! and they all made madboyphpwiki-1.3.9 and published it on sourceforge.net, they named it after madboy because he was busted after being mounted by a huge animal in his...school bag.

IJs started to melt and almost everyone began to cry, MrBill came in and asked for his.. goats, his goats were scared of him, so they ran into ransom, ransom took one and said: "Hello there u sexy thing - want to do what dark did to those pandas?" So the sheep ran away again, cause they tought it was bill in costume.

They found a great site and they downloaded..... Vice City then they got mta, so the sheep met another sheep online and communitcated using bah bah and shit, and 1 of em got offended by the bah bah and shot the other sheep in the face and took his nose off, then the sheep jumped through the monitor onto the other sheep (undamaged) and dropped his nose on him then the sheep undamaged did a ninja kickflip and started to kick the shit outta the sheep with no nose, then the sheep with no nose... decided Talidan, MrBill, MAD_BOY and Robpol86 (which was revived again) should visit a youth hostel in the UK.

So they did, and in the middle of the night Robpol86 woke Ransom, it seemed like Robpol was posessed, and he asked Ransom very quietly: I like boners with caramel and cherry sauce. "AGAIN???? Ok but it's the last time" Ransom said.

Meanwhile, while Ransom went out to get the cherry sauce, he saw MrBill and MAD_BOY doing nothing of interest on the bushes, so he decided to... join and they had a great time in the bushes, until policeman [sM]Boss arrested them for having...fun. Cause boss wanted that they had... free internet access from tisd.net, including email with spamfilter and Ransom in garlic sauce with garlic bread and they were sentenced by Boss to take the next plane to Amsterdam to smoke some weed, so they...would have real "nederwiet". Now most people think what's nederwiet, so ransom tells them in a psycho way: Hey, I know how to say bosnar which is dutch and means forest clown, so back off. Besides backwards my name is mosnar which is moss clown in Dutch!

So Ransom was sentenced to lick the moss, by judge julie in sex court, while his girlfriend... Cray really liked clipping his toe nails. And he decided to share the salami, he just bought at the butcher, with eAi. But eAi punched everyone with a big tofu ball, because he was a vegetarian.

Suddenly IJs had a craving for KFC...so IJS went to the KFC house to talk to them but he fell downstairs... he wondered why this KFC was a house and he sued them for all they're worth for falling down the staircase, he claimed a plunger was placed at the top of the staircase. The next moment Robpol86 popped up and directed all KFC members to his brand new Tisd.net van he got from his boss the day before, when they were all in, he unzipped his pants and they started... playing pattycake while Kent showed up at the door, saw this, and got sad cos they didnt let him in the game. They just played with Kent watching it. He was so sad that he took a hammer and... broke a window at the Wall o mart while Vass was... masturbating in the KFC kitchen preparing the "special sauce" for the food.

Kent came back, not only to find vass masturbating, but DeathB was by his side giving himself the time, then DgtaDude joined in.

The Next day the kitchen was full of a sticky white liquid, women seem to like to bath in it until ransom thought he would have a try and... then he realized he was being posessed by dark, so he stomped a mudhole in dark and threw him into the vat o' white liquid.

After a year of nonsense going on...ransom and ijs met up at the KFC coffe house to change money to drugs. bad luck for ransom he wanted to pay with japanese money but ijs wast pleased and...Excited, he got his Gun and !!BANG!! shot himself in the head, ransom sat there laughing because he had the drugs and the money...

7000 years later, Wheelman's great great grandson started to play MTA, for Grand Theft Auto: Pluto. He dominated people left and right, and eventually met a guy named {ULK}DeathZ who was a very late predecessor of Gary and.. DeathZ owned Wheelman(aka batman)'s great grandson cause he actually was a n00b.

Suddenly MrBump came and said: "Ill ban u both for being so lame. Get out of this game or i will slap u."

Then came the real batman back and said i invented a time machine...AND DECIDED TO RULE THE WORLD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH........but then suddenly vass stole his time machine and kicked batman back to 1914... He was left there. Sux for him. Just then DeathZ tried to figure out how MrBump was still alive... it was his scripts! THEY ARE SO ADVANCED! They now create and improve themselves! They work using donkeys. Donkeys owned the world but got trapped into 1 of bumps scripts so bump.... hooked the donkey up to the computer to upgrade it from steam power.

Then happened an accident and all the donkey died. Now bump and DeathZ had to get batman back to their teahouse to drink some tea and eat biscuits, batman said i don't like tea and biscuits i aint a british :o and ransom turned around and bitchslapped him, there was a big fight.. at the end of it.. batmans ass was red cos everybody slapped him, ransom had to buy a new beer bottle he had broken and deathz went to the hospital wit a broken leg...

The hostpital security said: "ur not allowed in cos ur gay :o off." But deathz... thought: "let's kick him in the balls, but he fainted."

And suddenly xerox came in and teleported everyone back to the past, but while they were in the teleporter (which was jacked from Batman while he was visiting a coffee shop in Amsterdam), xerox... likes pie. And they went to Germany and laughed at germans.

Then nikl laughed at them and got klined for antihitlerism. some then unklined nickl and when he came back he was laughed at they klined him again, so he decided to kick his grandpa and laugh at the grandson of DrEaM4D who dominated the world for 5000 years in MTA in future.

But lets teleport to 5000 years later...

Everyone was addicted to cheese and classed as a class A drug then Brophy aint it and got soo high it made him want to give all his money and gold to vass.

He gave but the gold wast real so vass slapped himm and... Phuk came and killed them both. So he runs off with the stuff and... tripped and fell because of a rock, making everything to fall into the near lava river, so phuk jumped in and... burned his ass.

Now that the zombies came back, the world... blew up and only the only people who survived were dark... and black dragon (actually he isnt a human but what the hey) so they went to mars and dragon built his home in its north pole and dark... but Mr.Bump's kick/ban script didn't like that so he banned his home from the list, but the script didn't work because... the lamas came from mars...

He was so intelligent he decided to try to fly but wat he forgot was his wings and.... he fell down and broke his teeth.

OMG deathz is back...but deathz died by a stubby up his ass the only way to die suicide.

Nick's biological great X14 grandson, nickl269 then grabbed onto a staf and rubbed his hand along it shouting "i am the king" then his hand got lower and lower into his pants...and he touched his toes!

Meanwhile at the other end of the galaxy... Mr.Bill ate a bag of marijuana so he went in sleep and... shit himself because windows got a blue screen! Some computer :o call it the blue screen of death because it is a blue screen and it kills people by turning them to stone(d)!! while bill was shitting himself betty was making a big soup made out of pussy hair! 10 kittens where killed.... and somehow Mr. Bill decided to lick the blue screen and suddenly it disappeared. He reported the blue screen solution to Microsoft and Microsoft brought out Windows Update with lick support, but then the RIAA came bitchin on Microsoft cause they didnt want people to.... download movies, because those movies pay the camera men, the janitors, the light fixers, the makeup guys, not just the... MTA Team. And of course, the MTA team needed that money, or else they would not get their... soup for the day. Aeron kills, stabs, muders, kicks, rapes, beats, licks, trows, clowns, pokes IJs to death because he edited MY story without permission.Nick then carries off the body to the laboratory to carry out genetic research about ijs humaness(humanity?). Then he puts him on the table and puts some cables into his head. He counts down 3..2..1 and puts down a switch. Ijs wakes up and gets a stone to.... rub on his nipples so ijs gets hot and they start both... feeling each others asses and [VCK]KEZZ@ looks astounded at that dirty behaviour, and bd slaps kezza for double posting AGAIN, and wonders off to his own stuff. at the same time, on the other side of the galaxy, El Burro exiles himself from Planet Party Server because he was Drunk and Disorderly and should be ashamed calling Nika rude names such as... RACIST!!!

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Once upon the time there was the MTA Team. There was also gta, that didn't had mp in it, but soon Zeus went to sleep.

Then Timmy got heart disease! Zeus little son Ares went to help Timmy, but they both died.

Then Ransom woke up. Ransom ran and ran to a great place, where Posty goes and kills him with his m60. But then MAD_BOY comes en kicks Posty's ass, that makes Aeron do anything but stay on topic. Then IJs walks in with an owned stick and proudly exclaims "ALL YOUR CAPSLOCKS ARE BELONG TO US!!1 But suddenly he was kicked for CAPS, and then "nickl245 did come, spam and it was good.

Two days later... MrBill walked in with his goats, the goats mooed for some odd reason, and MrBill humped me. me liked it and thought MrBill was the coolest moderator EVER! But now he isnt, so MrBill shot utopia and killed him.

Then, MrBill soiled himself and started humping the goats, but something happened and a goat ran away, because he humped it to hard. So he fetched his lube and some sheep bait.

Then a lamer named nikl came over and sucked everyone off the end of his Vacuum cleaner while he was wearing his poofy gay apron and weilding a picket sign saying: "Phuk j00 Rule, Sign 0n my Bo0bieZz!!1" .

Next the lamer n1ckl245 was caught ironing in his maid costume by the mta crew, he was sentenced to an asskicking, it was mutual. The asskicking began and went too far, thus the expression "An April Fools joke, gone bad.

But EL Burro was having fun, he was just about to whip out his Chainsaw singing "Im a littleTeapot" when... Phuk came and sliced him with the chainsaw and said "APRIL FOOLS" then, DrEaM4D was puking @ his little chainsaw and showing him his big old friend.

Then,boss came in, slapped El Burro with a 'YOUR MY DADDY' sig and found bill humping a goat in El Burro's 'YOU CAN BE OUR MEAT' truck... and he died because the sheep was wielding a stubby shotgun, next it ran to the local Wal-Mart because it needed condoms but when it got there, to its great misfortune, it saw that the store was closed.

So the sheep made their own condom and tried it on nikl, cause nikl is weilding a katana, that then stabbed the goat and then got stabbed into El Burro's belly that then got open and droped the drugs.Then the sheep fell on burros 'menu'(the bloody drugs!!!) and landed on nikl's katana.... then smeg head got confused and blew Nikl's face off with a stubby, found trying to escape, Posty and the rest of ULK go after Smeg to get his stubby but Phuk stops and kills all of ulk.

Then... admin Aeron kicked Phuk out of the game for suspected cheater. Phuk go so pissed off he got IJs to kline aeron from irc permanently.

There after Kent fell madly in love with Robpol and Robpol didn't exactly complain. They then set off into the sunset and lived happily ever after in an ice cream truck filled with pink dildos and ky jelly.

Suddenly they spot Mr Bill running towards them, too busy to notice they shrug their shoulders and get back to eating the Jelly. Mr Bill climbs in the Truck and lets the Handbrake go, the truck then starts speeding down a hill towards a... rock and the truck blows up. But... MrBill and Kent survive, rob is dead and goes to Hell where he spends the rest of eternity eating Bison Puke and drinking the devils nasty juices. But MrBill and Kent then went to the Malibu, they ordered many tequilas and things got a little out of hand...

They went to go rape nickl, and nickl seemed to like it. Then phuk came and nikl raped phuk and phuk seemed to like it more than nikl so nikl went in the kitchen to cook some... sausage for zoot and zoot seemed to like it so much that nikl gave zoot more of his sausage.

Then zoot ate the sausage with eggs and waffles and it was good. phuk started crying because he didnt have any... balls to have his... breakfast?!?!?...

So anyway, smeg went out shopping and bought some cheese, peperoni and...bacon to bake everyone a... lovely stubby supper, complete with garlic bread and molotov, but smeg overcooked it so he gave it to a bum, the bum ate the burnt supper and ... he died.

So then a big, huge fight started and... then Wheelman's massive penis made them stop arguing, and get to being jealous... and Wheelman's Mum was standing there infront of wheelman and he realised he had dreamt having a massive penis... and his mom was playing with it.

Everyone was scared and said... MADBOY STOP WATCHING UR PORNO!!! And MADBOY said... it's from rob!

But then Ransom walked in and called Robpol86 a BOSNAR! Then Robpol said SOB just before his boss BUSTED him while he was extracting dextromethropolithan (drug) from cough sirup at his work. Then the boss called him a SOB and suddenly the phone rang again and some corny tisd.net customer said he knew robert pooley because he heard the well known phone call between Ransom and Robpol.

And while Ransom was calling Kent with his free long-distance calls, he was also busy at work trying to mate big chinese pandas. He sprayed them with green flourescent spray paint to make them more attractive.

The pandas not only mated, they..Ran around and gave eachother blowjobs and orgys....and [LsL]Dark helped them. Meanwhile curly was whining about his forum idiot rank, while everyone knows that he is an idiot, so they said... YATTA! and they all made madboyphpwiki-1.3.9 and published it on sourceforge.net, they named it after madboy because he was busted after being mounted by a huge animal in his...school bag.

IJs started to melt and almost everyone began to cry, MrBill came in and asked for his.. goats, his goats were scared of him, so they ran into ransom, ransom took one and said: "Hello there u sexy thing - want to do what dark did to those pandas?" So the sheep ran away again, cause they tought it was bill in costume.

They found a great site and they downloaded..... Vice City then they got mta, so the sheep met another sheep online and communitcated using bah bah and shit, and 1 of em got offended by the bah bah and shot the other sheep in the face and took his nose off, then the sheep jumped through the monitor onto the other sheep (undamaged) and dropped his nose on him then the sheep undamaged did a ninja kickflip and started to kick the shit outta the sheep with no nose, then the sheep with no nose... decided Talidan, MrBill, MAD_BOY and Robpol86 (which was revived again) should visit a youth hostel in the UK.

So they did, and in the middle of the night Robpol86 woke Ransom, it seemed like Robpol was posessed, and he asked Ransom very quietly: I like boners with caramel and cherry sauce. "AGAIN???? Ok but it's the last time" Ransom said.

Meanwhile, while Ransom went out to get the cherry sauce, he saw MrBill and MAD_BOY doing nothing of interest on the bushes, so he decided to... join and they had a great time in the bushes, until policeman [sM]Boss arrested them for having...fun. Cause boss wanted that they had... free internet access from tisd.net, including email with spamfilter and Ransom in garlic sauce with garlic bread and they were sentenced by Boss to take the next plane to Amsterdam to smoke some weed, so they...would have real "nederwiet". Now most people think what's nederwiet, so ransom tells them in a psycho way: Hey, I know how to say bosnar which is dutch and means forest clown, so back off. Besides backwards my name is mosnar which is moss clown in Dutch!

So Ransom was sentenced to lick the moss, by judge julie in sex court, while his girlfriend... Cray really liked clipping his toe nails. And he decided to share the salami, he just bought at the butcher, with eAi. But eAi punched everyone with a big tofu ball, because he was a vegetarian.

Suddenly IJs had a craving for KFC...so IJS went to the KFC house to talk to them but he fell downstairs... he wondered why this KFC was a house and he sued them for all they're worth for falling down the staircase, he claimed a plunger was placed at the top of the staircase. The next moment Robpol86 popped up and directed all KFC members to his brand new Tisd.net van he got from his boss the day before, when they were all in, he unzipped his pants and they started... playing pattycake while Kent showed up at the door, saw this, and got sad cos they didnt let him in the game. They just played with Kent watching it. He was so sad that he took a hammer and... broke a window at the Wall o mart while Vass was... masturbating in the KFC kitchen preparing the "special sauce" for the food.

Kent came back, not only to find vass masturbating, but DeathB was by his side giving himself the time, then DgtaDude joined in.

The Next day the kitchen was full of a sticky white liquid, women seem to like to bath in it until ransom thought he would have a try and... then he realized he was being posessed by dark, so he stomped a mudhole in dark and threw him into the vat o' white liquid.

After a year of nonsense going on...ransom and ijs met up at the KFC coffe house to change money to drugs. bad luck for ransom he wanted to pay with japanese money but ijs wast pleased and...Excited, he got his Gun and !!BANG!! shot himself in the head, ransom sat there laughing because he had the drugs and the money...

7000 years later, Wheelman's great great grandson started to play MTA, for Grand Theft Auto: Pluto. He dominated people left and right, and eventually met a guy named {ULK}DeathZ who was a very late predecessor of Gary and.. DeathZ owned Wheelman(aka batman)'s great grandson cause he actually was a n00b.

Suddenly MrBump came and said: "Ill ban u both for being so lame. Get out of this game or i will slap u."

Then came the real batman back and said i invented a time machine...AND DECIDED TO RULE THE WORLD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH........but then suddenly vass stole his time machine and kicked batman back to 1914... He was left there. Sux for him. Just then DeathZ tried to figure out how MrBump was still alive... it was his scripts! THEY ARE SO ADVANCED! They now create and improve themselves! They work using donkeys. Donkeys owned the world but got trapped into 1 of bumps scripts so bump.... hooked the donkey up to the computer to upgrade it from steam power.

Then happened an accident and all the donkey died. Now bump and DeathZ had to get batman back to their teahouse to drink some tea and eat biscuits, batman said i don't like tea and biscuits i aint a british :o and ransom turned around and bitchslapped him, there was a big fight.. at the end of it.. batmans ass was red cos everybody slapped him, ransom had to buy a new beer bottle he had broken and deathz went to the hospital wit a broken leg...

The hostpital security said: "ur not allowed in cos ur gay :o off." But deathz... thought: "let's kick him in the balls, but he fainted."

And suddenly xerox came in and teleported everyone back to the past, but while they were in the teleporter (which was jacked from Batman while he was visiting a coffee shop in Amsterdam), xerox... likes pie. And they went to Germany and laughed at germans.

Then nikl laughed at them and got klined for antihitlerism. some then unklined nickl and when he came back he was laughed at they klined him again, so he decided to kick his grandpa and laugh at the grandson of DrEaM4D who dominated the world for 5000 years in MTA in future.

But lets teleport to 5000 years later...

Everyone was addicted to cheese and classed as a class A drug then Brophy aint it and got soo high it made him want to give all his money and gold to vass.

He gave but the gold wast real so vass slapped himm and... Phuk came and killed them both. So he runs off with the stuff and... tripped and fell because of a rock, making everything to fall into the near lava river, so phuk jumped in and... burned his ass.

Now that the zombies came back, the world... blew up and only the only people who survived were dark... and black dragon (actually he isnt a human but what the hey) so they went to mars and dragon built his home in its north pole and dark... but Mr.Bump's kick/ban script didn't like that so he banned his home from the list, but the script didn't work because... the lamas came from mars...

He was so intelligent he decided to try to fly but wat he forgot was his wings and.... he fell down and broke his teeth.

OMG deathz is back...but deathz died by a stubby up his ass the only way to die suicide.

Nick's biological great X14 grandson, nickl269 then grabbed onto a staf and rubbed his hand along it shouting "i am the king" then his hand got lower and lower into his pants...and he touched his toes!

Meanwhile at the other end of the galaxy... Mr.Bill ate a bag of marijuana so he went in sleep and... shit himself because windows got a blue screen! Some computer :o call it the blue screen of death because it is a blue screen and it kills people by turning them to stone(d)!! while bill was shitting himself betty was making a big soup made out of pussy hair! 10 kittens where killed.... and somehow Mr. Bill decided to lick the blue screen and suddenly it disappeared. He reported the blue screen solution to Microsoft and Microsoft brought out Windows Update with lick support, but then the RIAA came bitchin on Microsoft cause they didnt want people to.... download movies, because those movies pay the camera men, the janitors, the light fixers, the makeup guys, not just the... MTA Team. And of course, the MTA team needed that money, or else they would not get their... soup for the day. Aeron kills, stabs, muders, kicks, rapes, beats, licks, trows, clowns, pokes IJs to death because he edited MY story without permission.Nick then carries off the body to the laboratory to carry out genetic research about ijs humaness(humanity?). Then he puts him on the table and puts some cables into his head. He counts down 3..2..1 and puts down a switch. Ijs wakes up and gets a stone to.... rub on his nipples so ijs gets hot and they start both... feeling each others asses and [VCK]KEZZ@ looks astounded at that dirty behaviour, and bd slaps kezza for double posting AGAIN, and wonders off to his own stuff. at the same time, on the other side of the galaxy, El Burro exiles himself from Planet Party Server because he was Drunk and Disorderly and should be ashamed calling Nika rude names such as... RACIST!!!then came vass and made the next page...

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Once upon the time there was the MTA Team. There was also gta, that didn't had mp in it, but soon Zeus went to sleep.

Then Timmy got heart disease! Zeus little son Ares went to help Timmy, but they both died.

Then Ransom woke up. Ransom ran and ran to a great place, where Posty goes and kills him with his m60. But then MAD_BOY comes en kicks Posty's ass, that makes Aeron do anything but stay on topic. Then IJs walks in with an owned stick and proudly exclaims "ALL YOUR CAPSLOCKS ARE BELONG TO US!!1 But suddenly he was kicked for CAPS, and then "nickl245 did come, spam and it was good.

Two days later... MrBill walked in with his goats, the goats mooed for some odd reason, and MrBill humped me. me liked it and thought MrBill was the coolest moderator EVER! But now he isnt, so MrBill shot utopia and killed him.

Then, MrBill soiled himself and started humping the goats, but something happened and a goat ran away, because he humped it to hard. So he fetched his lube and some sheep bait.

Then a lamer named nikl came over and sucked everyone off the end of his Vacuum cleaner while he was wearing his poofy gay apron and weilding a picket sign saying: "Phuk j00 Rule, Sign 0n my Bo0bieZz!!1" .

Next the lamer n1ckl245 was caught ironing in his maid costume by the mta crew, he was sentenced to an asskicking, it was mutual. The asskicking began and went too far, thus the expression "An April Fools joke, gone bad.

But EL Burro was having fun, he was just about to whip out his Chainsaw singing "Im a littleTeapot" when... Phuk came and sliced him with the chainsaw and said "APRIL FOOLS" then, DrEaM4D was puking @ his little chainsaw and showing him his big old friend.

Then,boss came in, slapped El Burro with a 'YOUR MY DADDY' sig and found bill humping a goat in El Burro's 'YOU CAN BE OUR MEAT' truck... and he died because the sheep was wielding a stubby shotgun, next it ran to the local Wal-Mart because it needed condoms but when it got there, to its great misfortune, it saw that the store was closed.

So the sheep made their own condom and tried it on nikl, cause nikl is weilding a katana, that then stabbed the goat and then got stabbed into El Burro's belly that then got open and droped the drugs.Then the sheep fell on burros 'menu'(the bloody drugs!!!) and landed on nikl's katana.... then smeg head got confused and blew Nikl's face off with a stubby, found trying to escape, Posty and the rest of ULK go after Smeg to get his stubby but Phuk stops and kills all of ulk.

Then... admin Aeron kicked Phuk out of the game for suspected cheater. Phuk go so pissed off he got IJs to kline aeron from irc permanently.

There after Kent fell madly in love with Robpol and Robpol didn't exactly complain. They then set off into the sunset and lived happily ever after in an ice cream truck filled with pink dildos and ky jelly.

Suddenly they spot Mr Bill running towards them, too busy to notice they shrug their shoulders and get back to eating the Jelly. Mr Bill climbs in the Truck and lets the Handbrake go, the truck then starts speeding down a hill towards a... rock and the truck blows up. But... MrBill and Kent survive, rob is dead and goes to Hell where he spends the rest of eternity eating Bison Puke and drinking the devils nasty juices. But MrBill and Kent then went to the Malibu, they ordered many tequilas and things got a little out of hand...

They went to go rape nickl, and nickl seemed to like it. Then phuk came and nikl raped phuk and phuk seemed to like it more than nikl so nikl went in the kitchen to cook some... sausage for zoot and zoot seemed to like it so much that nikl gave zoot more of his sausage.

Then zoot ate the sausage with eggs and waffles and it was good. phuk started crying because he didnt have any... balls to have his... breakfast?!?!?...

So anyway, smeg went out shopping and bought some cheese, peperoni and...bacon to bake everyone a... lovely stubby supper, complete with garlic bread and molotov, but smeg overcooked it so he gave it to a bum, the bum ate the burnt supper and ... he died.

So then a big, huge fight started and... then Wheelman's massive penis made them stop arguing, and get to being jealous... and Wheelman's Mum was standing there infront of wheelman and he realised he had dreamt having a massive penis... and his mom was playing with it.

Everyone was scared and said... MADBOY STOP WATCHING UR PORNO!!! And MADBOY said... it's from rob!

But then Ransom walked in and called Robpol86 a BOSNAR! Then Robpol said SOB just before his boss BUSTED him while he was extracting dextromethropolithan (drug) from cough sirup at his work. Then the boss called him a SOB and suddenly the phone rang again and some corny tisd.net customer said he knew robert pooley because he heard the well known phone call between Ransom and Robpol.

And while Ransom was calling Kent with his free long-distance calls, he was also busy at work trying to mate big chinese pandas. He sprayed them with green flourescent spray paint to make them more attractive.

The pandas not only mated, they..Ran around and gave eachother blowjobs and orgys....and [LsL]Dark helped them. Meanwhile curly was whining about his forum idiot rank, while everyone knows that he is an idiot, so they said... YATTA! and they all made madboyphpwiki-1.3.9 and published it on sourceforge.net, they named it after madboy because he was busted after being mounted by a huge animal in his...school bag.

IJs started to melt and almost everyone began to cry, MrBill came in and asked for his.. goats, his goats were scared of him, so they ran into ransom, ransom took one and said: "Hello there u sexy thing - want to do what dark did to those pandas?" So the sheep ran away again, cause they tought it was bill in costume.

They found a great site and they downloaded..... Vice City then they got mta, so the sheep met another sheep online and communitcated using bah bah and shit, and 1 of em got offended by the bah bah and shot the other sheep in the face and took his nose off, then the sheep jumped through the monitor onto the other sheep (undamaged) and dropped his nose on him then the sheep undamaged did a ninja kickflip and started to kick the shit outta the sheep with no nose, then the sheep with no nose... decided Talidan, MrBill, MAD_BOY and Robpol86 (which was revived again) should visit a youth hostel in the UK.

So they did, and in the middle of the night Robpol86 woke Ransom, it seemed like Robpol was posessed, and he asked Ransom very quietly: I like boners with caramel and cherry sauce. "AGAIN???? Ok but it's the last time" Ransom said.

Meanwhile, while Ransom went out to get the cherry sauce, he saw MrBill and MAD_BOY doing nothing of interest on the bushes, so he decided to... join and they had a great time in the bushes, until policeman [sM]Boss arrested them for having...fun. Cause boss wanted that they had... free internet access from tisd.net, including email with spamfilter and Ransom in garlic sauce with garlic bread and they were sentenced by Boss to take the next plane to Amsterdam to smoke some weed, so they...would have real "nederwiet". Now most people think what's nederwiet, so ransom tells them in a psycho way: Hey, I know how to say bosnar which is dutch and means forest clown, so back off. Besides backwards my name is mosnar which is moss clown in Dutch!

So Ransom was sentenced to lick the moss, by judge julie in sex court, while his girlfriend... Cray really liked clipping his toe nails. And he decided to share the salami, he just bought at the butcher, with eAi. But eAi punched everyone with a big tofu ball, because he was a vegetarian.

Suddenly IJs had a craving for KFC...so IJS went to the KFC house to talk to them but he fell downstairs... he wondered why this KFC was a house and he sued them for all they're worth for falling down the staircase, he claimed a plunger was placed at the top of the staircase. The next moment Robpol86 popped up and directed all KFC members to his brand new Tisd.net van he got from his boss the day before, when they were all in, he unzipped his pants and they started... playing pattycake while Kent showed up at the door, saw this, and got sad cos they didnt let him in the game. They just played with Kent watching it. He was so sad that he took a hammer and... broke a window at the Wall o mart while Vass was... masturbating in the KFC kitchen preparing the "special sauce" for the food.

Kent came back, not only to find vass masturbating, but DeathB was by his side giving himself the time, then DgtaDude joined in.

The Next day the kitchen was full of a sticky white liquid, women seem to like to bath in it until ransom thought he would have a try and... then he realized he was being posessed by dark, so he stomped a mudhole in dark and threw him into the vat o' white liquid.

After a year of nonsense going on...ransom and ijs met up at the KFC coffe house to change money to drugs. bad luck for ransom he wanted to pay with japanese money but ijs wast pleased and...Excited, he got his Gun and !!BANG!! shot himself in the head, ransom sat there laughing because he had the drugs and the money...

7000 years later, Wheelman's great great grandson started to play MTA, for Grand Theft Auto: Pluto. He dominated people left and right, and eventually met a guy named {ULK}DeathZ who was a very late predecessor of Gary and.. DeathZ owned Wheelman(aka batman)'s great grandson cause he actually was a n00b.

Suddenly MrBump came and said: "Ill ban u both for being so lame. Get out of this game or i will slap u."

Then came the real batman back and said i invented a time machine...AND DECIDED TO RULE THE WORLD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH........but then suddenly vass stole his time machine and kicked batman back to 1914... He was left there. Sux for him. Just then DeathZ tried to figure out how MrBump was still alive... it was his scripts! THEY ARE SO ADVANCED! They now create and improve themselves! They work using donkeys. Donkeys owned the world but got trapped into 1 of bumps scripts so bump.... hooked the donkey up to the computer to upgrade it from steam power.

Then happened an accident and all the donkey died. Now bump and DeathZ had to get batman back to their teahouse to drink some tea and eat biscuits, batman said i don't like tea and biscuits i aint a british :o and ransom turned around and bitchslapped him, there was a big fight.. at the end of it.. batmans ass was red cos everybody slapped him, ransom had to buy a new beer bottle he had broken and deathz went to the hospital wit a broken leg...

The hostpital security said: "ur not allowed in cos ur gay :o off." But deathz... thought: "let's kick him in the balls, but he fainted."

And suddenly xerox came in and teleported everyone back to the past, but while they were in the teleporter (which was jacked from Batman while he was visiting a coffee shop in Amsterdam), xerox... likes pie. And they went to Germany and laughed at germans.

Then nikl laughed at them and got klined for antihitlerism. some then unklined nickl and when he came back he was laughed at they klined him again, so he decided to kick his grandpa and laugh at the grandson of DrEaM4D who dominated the world for 5000 years in MTA in future.

But lets teleport to 5000 years later...

Everyone was addicted to cheese and classed as a class A drug then Brophy aint it and got soo high it made him want to give all his money and gold to vass.

He gave but the gold wast real so vass slapped himm and... Phuk came and killed them both. So he runs off with the stuff and... tripped and fell because of a rock, making everything to fall into the near lava river, so phuk jumped in and... burned his ass.

Now that the zombies came back, the world... blew up and only the only people who survived were dark... and black dragon (actually he isnt a human but what the hey) so they went to mars and dragon built his home in its north pole and dark... but Mr.Bump's kick/ban script didn't like that so he banned his home from the list, but the script didn't work because... the lamas came from mars...

He was so intelligent he decided to try to fly but wat he forgot was his wings and.... he fell down and broke his teeth.

OMG deathz is back...but deathz died by a stubby up his ass the only way to die suicide.

Nick's biological great X14 grandson, nickl269 then grabbed onto a staf and rubbed his hand along it shouting "i am the king" then his hand got lower and lower into his pants...and he touched his toes!

Meanwhile at the other end of the galaxy... Mr.Bill ate a bag of marijuana so he went in sleep and... shit himself because windows got a blue screen! Some computer :o call it the blue screen of death because it is a blue screen and it kills people by turning them to stone(d)!! while bill was shitting himself betty was making a big soup made out of pussy hair! 10 kittens where killed.... and somehow Mr. Bill decided to lick the blue screen and suddenly it disappeared. He reported the blue screen solution to Microsoft and Microsoft brought out Windows Update with lick support, but then the RIAA came bitchin on Microsoft cause they didnt want people to.... download movies, because those movies pay the camera men, the janitors, the light fixers, the makeup guys, not just the... MTA Team. And of course, the MTA team needed that money, or else they would not get their... soup for the day. Aeron kills, stabs, muders, kicks, rapes, beats, licks, trows, clowns, pokes IJs to death because he edited MY story without permission.Nick then carries off the body to the laboratory to carry out genetic research about ijs humaness(humanity?). Then he puts him on the table and puts some cables into his head. He counts down 3..2..1 and puts down a switch. Ijs wakes up and gets a stone to.... rub on his nipples so ijs gets hot and they start both... feeling each others asses and [VCK]KEZZ@ looks astounded at that dirty behaviour, and bd slaps kezza for double posting AGAIN, and wonders off to his own stuff. at the same time, on the other side of the galaxy, El Burro exiles himself from Planet Party Server because he was Drunk and Disorderly and should be ashamed calling Nika rude names such as... RACIST!!!then came vass and made the next page... while eating some pears, yum....

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Once upon the time there was the MTA Team. There was also gta, that didn't had mp in it, but soon Zeus went to sleep.

Then Timmy got heart disease! Zeus little son Ares went to help Timmy, but they both died.

Then Ransom woke up. Ransom ran and ran to a great place, where Posty goes and kills him with his m60. But then MAD_BOY comes en kicks Posty's ass, that makes Aeron do anything but stay on topic. Then IJs walks in with an owned stick and proudly exclaims "ALL YOUR CAPSLOCKS ARE BELONG TO US!!1 But suddenly he was kicked for CAPS, and then "nickl245 did come, spam and it was good.

Two days later... MrBill walked in with his goats, the goats mooed for some odd reason, and MrBill humped me. me liked it and thought MrBill was the coolest moderator EVER! But now he isnt, so MrBill shot utopia and killed him.

Then, MrBill soiled himself and started humping the goats, but something happened and a goat ran away, because he humped it to hard. So he fetched his lube and some sheep bait.

Then a lamer named nikl came over and sucked everyone off the end of his Vacuum cleaner while he was wearing his poofy gay apron and weilding a picket sign saying: "Phuk j00 Rule, Sign 0n my Bo0bieZz!!1" .

Next the lamer n1ckl245 was caught ironing in his maid costume by the mta crew, he was sentenced to an asskicking, it was mutual. The asskicking began and went too far, thus the expression "An April Fools joke, gone bad.

But EL Burro was having fun, he was just about to whip out his Chainsaw singing "Im a littleTeapot" when... Phuk came and sliced him with the chainsaw and said "APRIL FOOLS" then, DrEaM4D was puking @ his little chainsaw and showing him his big old friend.

Then,boss came in, slapped El Burro with a 'YOUR MY DADDY' sig and found bill humping a goat in El Burro's 'YOU CAN BE OUR MEAT' truck... and he died because the sheep was wielding a stubby shotgun, next it ran to the local Wal-Mart because it needed condoms but when it got there, to its great misfortune, it saw that the store was closed.

So the sheep made their own condom and tried it on nikl, cause nikl is weilding a katana, that then stabbed the goat and then got stabbed into El Burro's belly that then got open and droped the drugs.Then the sheep fell on burros 'menu'(the bloody drugs!!!) and landed on nikl's katana.... then smeg head got confused and blew Nikl's face off with a stubby, found trying to escape, Posty and the rest of ULK go after Smeg to get his stubby but Phuk stops and kills all of ulk.

Then... admin Aeron kicked Phuk out of the game for suspected cheater. Phuk go so pissed off he got IJs to kline aeron from irc permanently.

There after Kent fell madly in love with Robpol and Robpol didn't exactly complain. They then set off into the sunset and lived happily ever after in an ice cream truck filled with pink dildos and ky jelly.

Suddenly they spot Mr Bill running towards them, too busy to notice they shrug their shoulders and get back to eating the Jelly. Mr Bill climbs in the Truck and lets the Handbrake go, the truck then starts speeding down a hill towards a... rock and the truck blows up. But... MrBill and Kent survive, rob is dead and goes to Hell where he spends the rest of eternity eating Bison Puke and drinking the devils nasty juices. But MrBill and Kent then went to the Malibu, they ordered many tequilas and things got a little out of hand...

They went to go rape nickl, and nickl seemed to like it. Then phuk came and nikl raped phuk and phuk seemed to like it more than nikl so nikl went in the kitchen to cook some... sausage for zoot and zoot seemed to like it so much that nikl gave zoot more of his sausage.

Then zoot ate the sausage with eggs and waffles and it was good. phuk started crying because he didnt have any... balls to have his... breakfast?!?!?...

So anyway, smeg went out shopping and bought some cheese, peperoni and...bacon to bake everyone a... lovely stubby supper, complete with garlic bread and molotov, but smeg overcooked it so he gave it to a bum, the bum ate the burnt supper and ... he died.

So then a big, huge fight started and... then Wheelman's massive penis made them stop arguing, and get to being jealous... and Wheelman's Mum was standing there infront of wheelman and he realised he had dreamt having a massive penis... and his mom was playing with it.

Everyone was scared and said... MADBOY STOP WATCHING UR PORNO!!! And MADBOY said... it's from rob!

But then Ransom walked in and called Robpol86 a BOSNAR! Then Robpol said SOB just before his boss BUSTED him while he was extracting dextromethropolithan (drug) from cough sirup at his work. Then the boss called him a SOB and suddenly the phone rang again and some corny tisd.net customer said he knew robert pooley because he heard the well known phone call between Ransom and Robpol.

And while Ransom was calling Kent with his free long-distance calls, he was also busy at work trying to mate big chinese pandas. He sprayed them with green flourescent spray paint to make them more attractive.

The pandas not only mated, they..Ran around and gave eachother blowjobs and orgys....and [LsL]Dark helped them. Meanwhile curly was whining about his forum idiot rank, while everyone knows that he is an idiot, so they said... YATTA! and they all made madboyphpwiki-1.3.9 and published it on sourceforge.net, they named it after madboy because he was busted after being mounted by a huge animal in his...school bag.

IJs started to melt and almost everyone began to cry, MrBill came in and asked for his.. goats, his goats were scared of him, so they ran into ransom, ransom took one and said: "Hello there u sexy thing - want to do what dark did to those pandas?" So the sheep ran away again, cause they tought it was bill in costume.

They found a great site and they downloaded..... Vice City then they got mta, so the sheep met another sheep online and communitcated using bah bah and shit, and 1 of em got offended by the bah bah and shot the other sheep in the face and took his nose off, then the sheep jumped through the monitor onto the other sheep (undamaged) and dropped his nose on him then the sheep undamaged did a ninja kickflip and started to kick the shit outta the sheep with no nose, then the sheep with no nose... decided Talidan, MrBill, MAD_BOY and Robpol86 (which was revived again) should visit a youth hostel in the UK.

So they did, and in the middle of the night Robpol86 woke Ransom, it seemed like Robpol was posessed, and he asked Ransom very quietly: I like boners with caramel and cherry sauce. "AGAIN???? Ok but it's the last time" Ransom said.

Meanwhile, while Ransom went out to get the cherry sauce, he saw MrBill and MAD_BOY doing nothing of interest on the bushes, so he decided to... join and they had a great time in the bushes, until policeman [sM]Boss arrested them for having...fun. Cause boss wanted that they had... free internet access from tisd.net, including email with spamfilter and Ransom in garlic sauce with garlic bread and they were sentenced by Boss to take the next plane to Amsterdam to smoke some weed, so they...would have real "nederwiet". Now most people think what's nederwiet, so ransom tells them in a psycho way: Hey, I know how to say bosnar which is dutch and means forest clown, so back off. Besides backwards my name is mosnar which is moss clown in Dutch!

So Ransom was sentenced to lick the moss, by judge julie in sex court, while his girlfriend... Cray really liked clipping his toe nails. And he decided to share the salami, he just bought at the butcher, with eAi. But eAi punched everyone with a big tofu ball, because he was a vegetarian.

Suddenly IJs had a craving for KFC...so IJS went to the KFC house to talk to them but he fell downstairs... he wondered why this KFC was a house and he sued them for all they're worth for falling down the staircase, he claimed a plunger was placed at the top of the staircase. The next moment Robpol86 popped up and directed all KFC members to his brand new Tisd.net van he got from his boss the day before, when they were all in, he unzipped his pants and they started... playing pattycake while Kent showed up at the door, saw this, and got sad cos they didnt let him in the game. They just played with Kent watching it. He was so sad that he took a hammer and... broke a window at the Wall o mart while Vass was... masturbating in the KFC kitchen preparing the "special sauce" for the food.

Kent came back, not only to find vass masturbating, but DeathB was by his side giving himself the time, then DgtaDude joined in.

The Next day the kitchen was full of a sticky white liquid, women seem to like to bath in it until ransom thought he would have a try and... then he realized he was being posessed by dark, so he stomped a mudhole in dark and threw him into the vat o' white liquid.

After a year of nonsense going on...ransom and ijs met up at the KFC coffe house to change money to drugs. bad luck for ransom he wanted to pay with japanese money but ijs wast pleased and...Excited, he got his Gun and !!BANG!! shot himself in the head, ransom sat there laughing because he had the drugs and the money...

7000 years later, Wheelman's great great grandson started to play MTA, for Grand Theft Auto: Pluto. He dominated people left and right, and eventually met a guy named {ULK}DeathZ who was a very late predecessor of Gary and.. DeathZ owned Wheelman(aka batman)'s great grandson cause he actually was a n00b.

Suddenly MrBump came and said: "Ill ban u both for being so lame. Get out of this game or i will slap u."

Then came the real batman back and said i invented a time machine...AND DECIDED TO RULE THE WORLD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH........but then suddenly vass stole his time machine and kicked batman back to 1914... He was left there. Sux for him. Just then DeathZ tried to figure out how MrBump was still alive... it was his scripts! THEY ARE SO ADVANCED! They now create and improve themselves! They work using donkeys. Donkeys owned the world but got trapped into 1 of bumps scripts so bump.... hooked the donkey up to the computer to upgrade it from steam power.

Then happened an accident and all the donkey died. Now bump and DeathZ had to get batman back to their teahouse to drink some tea and eat biscuits, batman said i don't like tea and biscuits i aint a british :o and ransom turned around and bitchslapped him, there was a big fight.. at the end of it.. batmans ass was red cos everybody slapped him, ransom had to buy a new beer bottle he had broken and deathz went to the hospital wit a broken leg...

The hostpital security said: "ur not allowed in cos ur gay :o off." But deathz... thought: "let's kick him in the balls, but he fainted."

And suddenly xerox came in and teleported everyone back to the past, but while they were in the teleporter (which was jacked from Batman while he was visiting a coffee shop in Amsterdam), xerox... likes pie. And they went to Germany and laughed at germans.

Then nikl laughed at them and got klined for antihitlerism. some then unklined nickl and when he came back he was laughed at they klined him again, so he decided to kick his grandpa and laugh at the grandson of DrEaM4D who dominated the world for 5000 years in MTA in future.

But lets teleport to 5000 years later...

Everyone was addicted to cheese and classed as a class A drug then Brophy aint it and got soo high it made him want to give all his money and gold to vass.

He gave but the gold wast real so vass slapped himm and... Phuk came and killed them both. So he runs off with the stuff and... tripped and fell because of a rock, making everything to fall into the near lava river, so phuk jumped in and... burned his ass.

Now that the zombies came back, the world... blew up and only the only people who survived were dark... and black dragon (actually he isnt a human but what the hey) so they went to mars and dragon built his home in its north pole and dark... but Mr.Bump's kick/ban script didn't like that so he banned his home from the list, but the script didn't work because... the lamas came from mars...

He was so intelligent he decided to try to fly but wat he forgot was his wings and.... he fell down and broke his teeth.

OMG deathz is back...but deathz died by a stubby up his ass the only way to die suicide.

Nick's biological great X14 grandson, nickl269 then grabbed onto a staf and rubbed his hand along it shouting "i am the king" then his hand got lower and lower into his pants...and he touched his toes!

Meanwhile at the other end of the galaxy... Mr.Bill ate a bag of marijuana so he went in sleep and... shit himself because windows got a blue screen! Some computer :o call it the blue screen of death because it is a blue screen and it kills people by turning them to stone(d)!! while bill was shitting himself betty was making a big soup made out of pussy hair! 10 kittens where killed.... and somehow Mr. Bill decided to lick the blue screen and suddenly it disappeared. He reported the blue screen solution to Microsoft and Microsoft brought out Windows Update with lick support, but then the RIAA came bitchin on Microsoft cause they didnt want people to.... download movies, because those movies pay the camera men, the janitors, the light fixers, the makeup guys, not just the... MTA Team. And of course, the MTA team needed that money, or else they would not get their... soup for the day. Aeron kills, stabs, muders, kicks, rapes, beats, licks, trows, clowns, pokes IJs to death because he edited MY story without permission.Nick then carries off the body to the laboratory to carry out genetic research about ijs humaness(humanity?). Then he puts him on the table and puts some cables into his head. He counts down 3..2..1 and puts down a switch. Ijs wakes up and gets a stone to.... rub on his nipples so ijs gets hot and they start both... feeling each others asses and [VCK]KEZZ@ looks astounded at that dirty behaviour, and bd slaps kezza for double posting AGAIN, and wonders off to his own stuff. at the same time, on the other side of the galaxy, El Burro exiles himself from Planet Party Server because he was Drunk and Disorderly and should be ashamed calling Nika rude names such as... RACIST!!!then came vass and made the next page... while eating some pears, yum....then hes slave vendetta came in...

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Once upon the time there was the MTA Team. There was also gta, that didn't had mp in it, but soon Zeus went to sleep.

Then Timmy got heart disease! Zeus little son Ares went to help Timmy, but they both died.

Then Ransom woke up. Ransom ran and ran to a great place, where Posty goes and kills him with his m60. But then MAD_BOY comes en kicks Posty's ass, that makes Aeron do anything but stay on topic. Then IJs walks in with an owned stick and proudly exclaims "ALL YOUR CAPSLOCKS ARE BELONG TO US!!1 But suddenly he was kicked for CAPS, and then "nickl245 did come, spam and it was good.

Two days later... MrBill walked in with his goats, the goats mooed for some odd reason, and MrBill humped me. me liked it and thought MrBill was the coolest moderator EVER! But now he isnt, so MrBill shot utopia and killed him.

Then, MrBill soiled himself and started humping the goats, but something happened and a goat ran away, because he humped it to hard. So he fetched his lube and some sheep bait.

Then a lamer named nikl came over and sucked everyone off the end of his Vacuum cleaner while he was wearing his poofy gay apron and weilding a picket sign saying: "Phuk j00 Rule, Sign 0n my Bo0bieZz!!1" .

Next the lamer n1ckl245 was caught ironing in his maid costume by the mta crew, he was sentenced to an asskicking, it was mutual. The asskicking began and went too far, thus the expression "An April Fools joke, gone bad.

But EL Burro was having fun, he was just about to whip out his Chainsaw singing "Im a littleTeapot" when... Phuk came and sliced him with the chainsaw and said "APRIL FOOLS" then, DrEaM4D was puking @ his little chainsaw and showing him his big old friend.

Then,boss came in, slapped El Burro with a 'YOUR MY DADDY' sig and found bill humping a goat in El Burro's 'YOU CAN BE OUR MEAT' truck... and he died because the sheep was wielding a stubby shotgun, next it ran to the local Wal-Mart because it needed condoms but when it got there, to its great misfortune, it saw that the store was closed.

So the sheep made their own condom and tried it on nikl, cause nikl is weilding a katana, that then stabbed the goat and then got stabbed into El Burro's belly that then got open and droped the drugs.Then the sheep fell on burros 'menu'(the bloody drugs!!!) and landed on nikl's katana.... then smeg head got confused and blew Nikl's face off with a stubby, found trying to escape, Posty and the rest of ULK go after Smeg to get his stubby but Phuk stops and kills all of ulk.

Then... admin Aeron kicked Phuk out of the game for suspected cheater. Phuk go so pissed off he got IJs to kline aeron from irc permanently.

There after Kent fell madly in love with Robpol and Robpol didn't exactly complain. They then set off into the sunset and lived happily ever after in an ice cream truck filled with pink dildos and ky jelly.

Suddenly they spot Mr Bill running towards them, too busy to notice they shrug their shoulders and get back to eating the Jelly. Mr Bill climbs in the Truck and lets the Handbrake go, the truck then starts speeding down a hill towards a... rock and the truck blows up. But... MrBill and Kent survive, rob is dead and goes to Hell where he spends the rest of eternity eating Bison Puke and drinking the devils nasty juices. But MrBill and Kent then went to the Malibu, they ordered many tequilas and things got a little out of hand...

They went to go rape nickl, and nickl seemed to like it. Then phuk came and nikl raped phuk and phuk seemed to like it more than nikl so nikl went in the kitchen to cook some... sausage for zoot and zoot seemed to like it so much that nikl gave zoot more of his sausage.

Then zoot ate the sausage with eggs and waffles and it was good. phuk started crying because he didnt have any... balls to have his... breakfast?!?!?...

So anyway, smeg went out shopping and bought some cheese, peperoni and...bacon to bake everyone a... lovely stubby supper, complete with garlic bread and molotov, but smeg overcooked it so he gave it to a bum, the bum ate the burnt supper and ... he died.

So then a big, huge fight started and... then Wheelman's massive penis made them stop arguing, and get to being jealous... and Wheelman's Mum was standing there infront of wheelman and he realised he had dreamt having a massive penis... and his mom was playing with it.

Everyone was scared and said... MADBOY STOP WATCHING UR PORNO!!! And MADBOY said... it's from rob!

But then Ransom walked in and called Robpol86 a BOSNAR! Then Robpol said SOB just before his boss BUSTED him while he was extracting dextromethropolithan (drug) from cough sirup at his work. Then the boss called him a SOB and suddenly the phone rang again and some corny tisd.net customer said he knew robert pooley because he heard the well known phone call between Ransom and Robpol.

And while Ransom was calling Kent with his free long-distance calls, he was also busy at work trying to mate big chinese pandas. He sprayed them with green flourescent spray paint to make them more attractive.

The pandas not only mated, they..Ran around and gave eachother blowjobs and orgys....and [LsL]Dark helped them. Meanwhile curly was whining about his forum idiot rank, while everyone knows that he is an idiot, so they said... YATTA! and they all made madboyphpwiki-1.3.9 and published it on sourceforge.net, they named it after madboy because he was busted after being mounted by a huge animal in his...school bag.

IJs started to melt and almost everyone began to cry, MrBill came in and asked for his.. goats, his goats were scared of him, so they ran into ransom, ransom took one and said: "Hello there u sexy thing - want to do what dark did to those pandas?" So the sheep ran away again, cause they tought it was bill in costume.

They found a great site and they downloaded..... Vice City then they got mta, so the sheep met another sheep online and communitcated using bah bah and shit, and 1 of em got offended by the bah bah and shot the other sheep in the face and took his nose off, then the sheep jumped through the monitor onto the other sheep (undamaged) and dropped his nose on him then the sheep undamaged did a ninja kickflip and started to kick the shit outta the sheep with no nose, then the sheep with no nose... decided Talidan, MrBill, MAD_BOY and Robpol86 (which was revived again) should visit a youth hostel in the UK.

So they did, and in the middle of the night Robpol86 woke Ransom, it seemed like Robpol was posessed, and he asked Ransom very quietly: I like boners with caramel and cherry sauce. "AGAIN???? Ok but it's the last time" Ransom said.

Meanwhile, while Ransom went out to get the cherry sauce, he saw MrBill and MAD_BOY doing nothing of interest on the bushes, so he decided to... join and they had a great time in the bushes, until policeman [sM]Boss arrested them for having...fun. Cause boss wanted that they had... free internet access from tisd.net, including email with spamfilter and Ransom in garlic sauce with garlic bread and they were sentenced by Boss to take the next plane to Amsterdam to smoke some weed, so they...would have real "nederwiet". Now most people think what's nederwiet, so ransom tells them in a psycho way: Hey, I know how to say bosnar which is dutch and means forest clown, so back off. Besides backwards my name is mosnar which is moss clown in Dutch!

So Ransom was sentenced to lick the moss, by judge julie in sex court, while his girlfriend... Cray really liked clipping his toe nails. And he decided to share the salami, he just bought at the butcher, with eAi. But eAi punched everyone with a big tofu ball, because he was a vegetarian.

Suddenly IJs had a craving for KFC...so IJS went to the KFC house to talk to them but he fell downstairs... he wondered why this KFC was a house and he sued them for all they're worth for falling down the staircase, he claimed a plunger was placed at the top of the staircase. The next moment Robpol86 popped up and directed all KFC members to his brand new Tisd.net van he got from his boss the day before, when they were all in, he unzipped his pants and they started... playing pattycake while Kent showed up at the door, saw this, and got sad cos they didnt let him in the game. They just played with Kent watching it. He was so sad that he took a hammer and... broke a window at the Wall o mart while Vass was... masturbating in the KFC kitchen preparing the "special sauce" for the food.

Kent came back, not only to find vass masturbating, but DeathB was by his side giving himself the time, then DgtaDude joined in.

The Next day the kitchen was full of a sticky white liquid, women seem to like to bath in it until ransom thought he would have a try and... then he realized he was being posessed by dark, so he stomped a mudhole in dark and threw him into the vat o' white liquid.

After a year of nonsense going on...ransom and ijs met up at the KFC coffe house to change money to drugs. bad luck for ransom he wanted to pay with japanese money but ijs wast pleased and...Excited, he got his Gun and !!BANG!! shot himself in the head, ransom sat there laughing because he had the drugs and the money...

7000 years later, Wheelman's great great grandson started to play MTA, for Grand Theft Auto: Pluto. He dominated people left and right, and eventually met a guy named {ULK}DeathZ who was a very late predecessor of Gary and.. DeathZ owned Wheelman(aka batman)'s great grandson cause he actually was a n00b.

Suddenly MrBump came and said: "Ill ban u both for being so lame. Get out of this game or i will slap u."

Then came the real batman back and said i invented a time machine...AND DECIDED TO RULE THE WORLD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH........but then suddenly vass stole his time machine and kicked batman back to 1914... He was left there. Sux for him. Just then DeathZ tried to figure out how MrBump was still alive... it was his scripts! THEY ARE SO ADVANCED! They now create and improve themselves! They work using donkeys. Donkeys owned the world but got trapped into 1 of bumps scripts so bump.... hooked the donkey up to the computer to upgrade it from steam power.

Then happened an accident and all the donkey died. Now bump and DeathZ had to get batman back to their teahouse to drink some tea and eat biscuits, batman said i don't like tea and biscuits i aint a british :o and ransom turned around and bitchslapped him, there was a big fight.. at the end of it.. batmans ass was red cos everybody slapped him, ransom had to buy a new beer bottle he had broken and deathz went to the hospital wit a broken leg...

The hostpital security said: "ur not allowed in cos ur gay :o off." But deathz... thought: "let's kick him in the balls, but he fainted."

And suddenly xerox came in and teleported everyone back to the past, but while they were in the teleporter (which was jacked from Batman while he was visiting a coffee shop in Amsterdam), xerox... likes pie. And they went to Germany and laughed at germans.

Then nikl laughed at them and got klined for antihitlerism. some then unklined nickl and when he came back he was laughed at they klined him again, so he decided to kick his grandpa and laugh at the grandson of DrEaM4D who dominated the world for 5000 years in MTA in future.

But lets teleport to 5000 years later...

Everyone was addicted to cheese and classed as a class A drug then Brophy aint it and got soo high it made him want to give all his money and gold to vass.

He gave but the gold wast real so vass slapped himm and... Phuk came and killed them both. So he runs off with the stuff and... tripped and fell because of a rock, making everything to fall into the near lava river, so phuk jumped in and... burned his ass.

Now that the zombies came back, the world... blew up and only the only people who survived were dark... and black dragon (actually he isnt a human but what the hey) so they went to mars and dragon built his home in its north pole and dark... but Mr.Bump's kick/ban script didn't like that so he banned his home from the list, but the script didn't work because... the lamas came from mars...

He was so intelligent he decided to try to fly but wat he forgot was his wings and.... he fell down and broke his teeth.

OMG deathz is back...but deathz died by a stubby up his ass the only way to die suicide.

Nick's biological great X14 grandson, nickl269 then grabbed onto a staf and rubbed his hand along it shouting "i am the king" then his hand got lower and lower into his pants...and he touched his toes!

Meanwhile at the other end of the galaxy... Mr.Bill ate a bag of marijuana so he went in sleep and... shit himself because windows got a blue screen! Some computer :o call it the blue screen of death because it is a blue screen and it kills people by turning them to stone(d)!! while bill was shitting himself betty was making a big soup made out of pussy hair! 10 kittens where killed.... and somehow Mr. Bill decided to lick the blue screen and suddenly it disappeared. He reported the blue screen solution to Microsoft and Microsoft brought out Windows Update with lick support, but then the RIAA came bitchin on Microsoft cause they didnt want people to.... download movies, because those movies pay the camera men, the janitors, the light fixers, the makeup guys, not just the... MTA Team. And of course, the MTA team needed that money, or else they would not get their... soup for the day. Aeron kills, stabs, muders, kicks, rapes, beats, licks, trows, clowns, pokes IJs to death because he edited MY story without permission.Nick then carries off the body to the laboratory to carry out genetic research about ijs humaness(humanity?). Then he puts him on the table and puts some cables into his head. He counts down 3..2..1 and puts down a switch. Ijs wakes up and gets a stone to.... rub on his nipples so ijs gets hot and they start both... feeling each others asses and [VCK]KEZZ@ looks astounded at that dirty behaviour, and bd slaps kezza for double posting AGAIN, and wonders off to his own stuff. at the same time, on the other side of the galaxy, El Burro exiles himself from Planet Party Server because he was Drunk and Disorderly and should be ashamed calling Nika rude names such as... RACIST!!!then came vass and made the next page... while eating some pears, yum....then hes slave vendetta came in... and sat on Vasses knee. When asked what he wanted for Christmas, Utopia replied...

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Once upon the time there was the MTA Team. There was also gta, that didn't had mp in it, but soon Zeus went to sleep.

Then Timmy got heart disease! Zeus little son Ares went to help Timmy, but they both died.

Then Ransom woke up. Ransom ran and ran to a great place, where Posty goes and kills him with his m60. But then MAD_BOY comes en kicks Posty's ass, that makes Aeron do anything but stay on topic. Then IJs walks in with an owned stick and proudly exclaims "ALL YOUR CAPSLOCKS ARE BELONG TO US!!1 But suddenly he was kicked for CAPS, and then "nickl245 did come, spam and it was good.

Two days later... MrBill walked in with his goats, the goats mooed for some odd reason, and MrBill humped me. me liked it and thought MrBill was the coolest moderator EVER! But now he isnt, so MrBill shot utopia and killed him.

Then, MrBill soiled himself and started humping the goats, but something happened and a goat ran away, because he humped it to hard. So he fetched his lube and some sheep bait.

Then a lamer named nikl came over and sucked everyone off the end of his Vacuum cleaner while he was wearing his poofy gay apron and weilding a picket sign saying: "Phuk j00 Rule, Sign 0n my Bo0bieZz!!1" .

Next the lamer n1ckl245 was caught ironing in his maid costume by the mta crew, he was sentenced to an asskicking, it was mutual. The asskicking began and went too far, thus the expression "An April Fools joke, gone bad.

But EL Burro was having fun, he was just about to whip out his Chainsaw singing "Im a littleTeapot" when... Phuk came and sliced him with the chainsaw and said "APRIL FOOLS" then, DrEaM4D was puking @ his little chainsaw and showing him his big old friend.

Then,boss came in, slapped El Burro with a 'YOUR MY DADDY' sig and found bill humping a goat in El Burro's 'YOU CAN BE OUR MEAT' truck... and he died because the sheep was wielding a stubby shotgun, next it ran to the local Wal-Mart because it needed condoms but when it got there, to its great misfortune, it saw that the store was closed.

So the sheep made their own condom and tried it on nikl, cause nikl is weilding a katana, that then stabbed the goat and then got stabbed into El Burro's belly that then got open and droped the drugs.Then the sheep fell on burros 'menu'(the bloody drugs!!!) and landed on nikl's katana.... then smeg head got confused and blew Nikl's face off with a stubby, found trying to escape, Posty and the rest of ULK go after Smeg to get his stubby but Phuk stops and kills all of ulk.

Then... admin Aeron kicked Phuk out of the game for suspected cheater. Phuk go so pissed off he got IJs to kline aeron from irc permanently.

There after Kent fell madly in love with Robpol and Robpol didn't exactly complain. They then set off into the sunset and lived happily ever after in an ice cream truck filled with pink dildos and ky jelly.

Suddenly they spot Mr Bill running towards them, too busy to notice they shrug their shoulders and get back to eating the Jelly. Mr Bill climbs in the Truck and lets the Handbrake go, the truck then starts speeding down a hill towards a... rock and the truck blows up. But... MrBill and Kent survive, rob is dead and goes to Hell where he spends the rest of eternity eating Bison Puke and drinking the devils nasty juices. But MrBill and Kent then went to the Malibu, they ordered many tequilas and things got a little out of hand...

They went to go rape nickl, and nickl seemed to like it. Then phuk came and nikl raped phuk and phuk seemed to like it more than nikl so nikl went in the kitchen to cook some... sausage for zoot and zoot seemed to like it so much that nikl gave zoot more of his sausage.

Then zoot ate the sausage with eggs and waffles and it was good. phuk started crying because he didnt have any... balls to have his... breakfast?!?!?...

So anyway, smeg went out shopping and bought some cheese, peperoni and...bacon to bake everyone a... lovely stubby supper, complete with garlic bread and molotov, but smeg overcooked it so he gave it to a bum, the bum ate the burnt supper and ... he died.

So then a big, huge fight started and... then Wheelman's massive penis made them stop arguing, and get to being jealous... and Wheelman's Mum was standing there infront of wheelman and he realised he had dreamt having a massive penis... and his mom was playing with it.

Everyone was scared and said... MADBOY STOP WATCHING UR PORNO!!! And MADBOY said... it's from rob!

But then Ransom walked in and called Robpol86 a BOSNAR! Then Robpol said SOB just before his boss BUSTED him while he was extracting dextromethropolithan (drug) from cough sirup at his work. Then the boss called him a SOB and suddenly the phone rang again and some corny tisd.net customer said he knew robert pooley because he heard the well known phone call between Ransom and Robpol.

And while Ransom was calling Kent with his free long-distance calls, he was also busy at work trying to mate big chinese pandas. He sprayed them with green flourescent spray paint to make them more attractive.

The pandas not only mated, they..Ran around and gave eachother blowjobs and orgys....and [LsL]Dark helped them. Meanwhile curly was whining about his forum idiot rank, while everyone knows that he is an idiot, so they said... YATTA! and they all made madboyphpwiki-1.3.9 and published it on sourceforge.net, they named it after madboy because he was busted after being mounted by a huge animal in his...school bag.

IJs started to melt and almost everyone began to cry, MrBill came in and asked for his.. goats, his goats were scared of him, so they ran into ransom, ransom took one and said: "Hello there u sexy thing - want to do what dark did to those pandas?" So the sheep ran away again, cause they tought it was bill in costume.

They found a great site and they downloaded..... Vice City then they got mta, so the sheep met another sheep online and communitcated using bah bah and shit, and 1 of em got offended by the bah bah and shot the other sheep in the face and took his nose off, then the sheep jumped through the monitor onto the other sheep (undamaged) and dropped his nose on him then the sheep undamaged did a ninja kickflip and started to kick the shit outta the sheep with no nose, then the sheep with no nose... decided Talidan, MrBill, MAD_BOY and Robpol86 (which was revived again) should visit a youth hostel in the UK.

So they did, and in the middle of the night Robpol86 woke Ransom, it seemed like Robpol was posessed, and he asked Ransom very quietly: I like boners with caramel and cherry sauce. "AGAIN???? Ok but it's the last time" Ransom said.

Meanwhile, while Ransom went out to get the cherry sauce, he saw MrBill and MAD_BOY doing nothing of interest on the bushes, so he decided to... join and they had a great time in the bushes, until policeman [sM]Boss arrested them for having...fun. Cause boss wanted that they had... free internet access from tisd.net, including email with spamfilter and Ransom in garlic sauce with garlic bread and they were sentenced by Boss to take the next plane to Amsterdam to smoke some weed, so they...would have real "nederwiet". Now most people think what's nederwiet, so ransom tells them in a psycho way: Hey, I know how to say bosnar which is dutch and means forest clown, so back off. Besides backwards my name is mosnar which is moss clown in Dutch!

So Ransom was sentenced to lick the moss, by judge julie in sex court, while his girlfriend... Cray really liked clipping his toe nails. And he decided to share the salami, he just bought at the butcher, with eAi. But eAi punched everyone with a big tofu ball, because he was a vegetarian.

Suddenly IJs had a craving for KFC...so IJS went to the KFC house to talk to them but he fell downstairs... he wondered why this KFC was a house and he sued them for all they're worth for falling down the staircase, he claimed a plunger was placed at the top of the staircase. The next moment Robpol86 popped up and directed all KFC members to his brand new Tisd.net van he got from his boss the day before, when they were all in, he unzipped his pants and they started... playing pattycake while Kent showed up at the door, saw this, and got sad cos they didnt let him in the game. They just played with Kent watching it. He was so sad that he took a hammer and... broke a window at the Wall o mart while Vass was... masturbating in the KFC kitchen preparing the "special sauce" for the food.

Kent came back, not only to find vass masturbating, but DeathB was by his side giving himself the time, then DgtaDude joined in.

The Next day the kitchen was full of a sticky white liquid, women seem to like to bath in it until ransom thought he would have a try and... then he realized he was being posessed by dark, so he stomped a mudhole in dark and threw him into the vat o' white liquid.

After a year of nonsense going on...ransom and ijs met up at the KFC coffe house to change money to drugs. bad luck for ransom he wanted to pay with japanese money but ijs wast pleased and...Excited, he got his Gun and !!BANG!! shot himself in the head, ransom sat there laughing because he had the drugs and the money...

7000 years later, Wheelman's great great grandson started to play MTA, for Grand Theft Auto: Pluto. He dominated people left and right, and eventually met a guy named {ULK}DeathZ who was a very late predecessor of Gary and.. DeathZ owned Wheelman(aka batman)'s great grandson cause he actually was a n00b.

Suddenly MrBump came and said: "Ill ban u both for being so lame. Get out of this game or i will slap u."

Then came the real batman back and said i invented a time machine...AND DECIDED TO RULE THE WORLD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH........but then suddenly vass stole his time machine and kicked batman back to 1914... He was left there. Sux for him. Just then DeathZ tried to figure out how MrBump was still alive... it was his scripts! THEY ARE SO ADVANCED! They now create and improve themselves! They work using donkeys. Donkeys owned the world but got trapped into 1 of bumps scripts so bump.... hooked the donkey up to the computer to upgrade it from steam power.

Then happened an accident and all the donkey died. Now bump and DeathZ had to get batman back to their teahouse to drink some tea and eat biscuits, batman said i don't like tea and biscuits i aint a british :o and ransom turned around and bitchslapped him, there was a big fight.. at the end of it.. batmans ass was red cos everybody slapped him, ransom had to buy a new beer bottle he had broken and deathz went to the hospital wit a broken leg...

The hostpital security said: "ur not allowed in cos ur gay :o off." But deathz... thought: "let's kick him in the balls, but he fainted."

And suddenly xerox came in and teleported everyone back to the past, but while they were in the teleporter (which was jacked from Batman while he was visiting a coffee shop in Amsterdam), xerox... likes pie. And they went to Germany and laughed at germans.

Then nikl laughed at them and got klined for antihitlerism. some then unklined nickl and when he came back he was laughed at they klined him again, so he decided to kick his grandpa and laugh at the grandson of DrEaM4D who dominated the world for 5000 years in MTA in future.

But lets teleport to 5000 years later...

Everyone was addicted to cheese and classed as a class A drug then Brophy aint it and got soo high it made him want to give all his money and gold to vass.

He gave but the gold wast real so vass slapped himm and... Phuk came and killed them both. So he runs off with the stuff and... tripped and fell because of a rock, making everything to fall into the near lava river, so phuk jumped in and... burned his ass.

Now that the zombies came back, the world... blew up and only the only people who survived were dark... and black dragon (actually he isnt a human but what the hey) so they went to mars and dragon built his home in its north pole and dark... but Mr.Bump's kick/ban script didn't like that so he banned his home from the list, but the script didn't work because... the lamas came from mars...

He was so intelligent he decided to try to fly but wat he forgot was his wings and.... he fell down and broke his teeth.

OMG deathz is back...but deathz died by a stubby up his ass the only way to die suicide.

Nick's biological great X14 grandson, nickl269 then grabbed onto a staf and rubbed his hand along it shouting "i am the king" then his hand got lower and lower into his pants...and he touched his toes!

Meanwhile at the other end of the galaxy... Mr.Bill ate a bag of marijuana so he went in sleep and... shit himself because windows got a blue screen! Some computer :o call it the blue screen of death because it is a blue screen and it kills people by turning them to stone(d)!! while bill was shitting himself betty was making a big soup made out of pussy hair! 10 kittens where killed.... and somehow Mr. Bill decided to lick the blue screen and suddenly it disappeared. He reported the blue screen solution to Microsoft and Microsoft brought out Windows Update with lick support, but then the RIAA came bitchin on Microsoft cause they didnt want people to.... download movies, because those movies pay the camera men, the janitors, the light fixers, the makeup guys, not just the... MTA Team. And of course, the MTA team needed that money, or else they would not get their... soup for the day. Aeron kills, stabs, muders, kicks, rapes, beats, licks, trows, clowns, pokes IJs to death because he edited MY story without permission.Nick then carries off the body to the laboratory to carry out genetic research about ijs humaness(humanity?). Then he puts him on the table and puts some cables into his head. He counts down 3..2..1 and puts down a switch. Ijs wakes up and gets a stone to.... rub on his nipples so ijs gets hot and they start both... feeling each others asses and [VCK]KEZZ@ looks astounded at that dirty behaviour, and bd slaps kezza for double posting AGAIN, and wonders off to his own stuff. at the same time, on the other side of the galaxy, El Burro exiles himself from Planet Party Server because he was Drunk and Disorderly and should be ashamed calling Nika rude names such as... RACIST!!!then came vass and made the next page... while eating some pears, yum....then hes slave vendetta came in... and sat on Vasses knee. When asked what he wanted for Christmas, Utopia replied..."i want a big bag of spam"...

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Once upon the time there was the MTA Team. There was also gta, that didn't had mp in it, but soon Zeus went to sleep.

Then Timmy got heart disease! Zeus little son Ares went to help Timmy, but they both died.

Then Ransom woke up. Ransom ran and ran to a great place, where Posty goes and kills him with his m60. But then MAD_BOY comes en kicks Posty's ass, that makes Aeron do anything but stay on topic. Then IJs walks in with an owned stick and proudly exclaims "ALL YOUR CAPSLOCKS ARE BELONG TO US!!1 But suddenly he was kicked for CAPS, and then "nickl245 did come, spam and it was good.

Two days later... MrBill walked in with his goats, the goats mooed for some odd reason, and MrBill humped me. me liked it and thought MrBill was the coolest moderator EVER! But now he isnt, so MrBill shot utopia and killed him.

Then, MrBill soiled himself and started humping the goats, but something happened and a goat ran away, because he humped it to hard. So he fetched his lube and some sheep bait.

Then a lamer named nikl came over and sucked everyone off the end of his Vacuum cleaner while he was wearing his poofy gay apron and weilding a picket sign saying: "Phuk j00 Rule, Sign 0n my Bo0bieZz!!1" .

Next the lamer n1ckl245 was caught ironing in his maid costume by the mta crew, he was sentenced to an asskicking, it was mutual. The asskicking began and went too far, thus the expression "An April Fools joke, gone bad.

But EL Burro was having fun, he was just about to whip out his Chainsaw singing "Im a littleTeapot" when... Phuk came and sliced him with the chainsaw and said "APRIL FOOLS" then, DrEaM4D was puking @ his little chainsaw and showing him his big old friend.

Then,boss came in, slapped El Burro with a 'YOUR MY DADDY' sig and found bill humping a goat in El Burro's 'YOU CAN BE OUR MEAT' truck... and he died because the sheep was wielding a stubby shotgun, next it ran to the local Wal-Mart because it needed condoms but when it got there, to its great misfortune, it saw that the store was closed.

So the sheep made their own condom and tried it on nikl, cause nikl is weilding a katana, that then stabbed the goat and then got stabbed into El Burro's belly that then got open and droped the drugs.Then the sheep fell on burros 'menu'(the bloody drugs!!!) and landed on nikl's katana.... then smeg head got confused and blew Nikl's face off with a stubby, found trying to escape, Posty and the rest of ULK go after Smeg to get his stubby but Phuk stops and kills all of ulk.

Then... admin Aeron kicked Phuk out of the game for suspected cheater. Phuk go so pissed off he got IJs to kline aeron from irc permanently.

There after Kent fell madly in love with Robpol and Robpol didn't exactly complain. They then set off into the sunset and lived happily ever after in an ice cream truck filled with pink dildos and ky jelly.

Suddenly they spot Mr Bill running towards them, too busy to notice they shrug their shoulders and get back to eating the Jelly. Mr Bill climbs in the Truck and lets the Handbrake go, the truck then starts speeding down a hill towards a... rock and the truck blows up. But... MrBill and Kent survive, rob is dead and goes to Hell where he spends the rest of eternity eating Bison Puke and drinking the devils nasty juices. But MrBill and Kent then went to the Malibu, they ordered many tequilas and things got a little out of hand...

They went to go rape nickl, and nickl seemed to like it. Then phuk came and nikl raped phuk and phuk seemed to like it more than nikl so nikl went in the kitchen to cook some... sausage for zoot and zoot seemed to like it so much that nikl gave zoot more of his sausage.

Then zoot ate the sausage with eggs and waffles and it was good. phuk started crying because he didnt have any... balls to have his... breakfast?!?!?...

So anyway, smeg went out shopping and bought some cheese, peperoni and...bacon to bake everyone a... lovely stubby supper, complete with garlic bread and molotov, but smeg overcooked it so he gave it to a bum, the bum ate the burnt supper and ... he died.

So then a big, huge fight started and... then Wheelman's massive penis made them stop arguing, and get to being jealous... and Wheelman's Mum was standing there infront of wheelman and he realised he had dreamt having a massive penis... and his mom was playing with it.

Everyone was scared and said... MADBOY STOP WATCHING UR PORNO!!! And MADBOY said... it's from rob!

But then Ransom walked in and called Robpol86 a BOSNAR! Then Robpol said SOB just before his boss BUSTED him while he was extracting dextromethropolithan (drug) from cough sirup at his work. Then the boss called him a SOB and suddenly the phone rang again and some corny tisd.net customer said he knew robert pooley because he heard the well known phone call between Ransom and Robpol.

And while Ransom was calling Kent with his free long-distance calls, he was also busy at work trying to mate big chinese pandas. He sprayed them with green flourescent spray paint to make them more attractive.

The pandas not only mated, they..Ran around and gave eachother blowjobs and orgys....and [LsL]Dark helped them. Meanwhile curly was whining about his forum idiot rank, while everyone knows that he is an idiot, so they said... YATTA! and they all made madboyphpwiki-1.3.9 and published it on sourceforge.net, they named it after madboy because he was busted after being mounted by a huge animal in his...school bag.

IJs started to melt and almost everyone began to cry, MrBill came in and asked for his.. goats, his goats were scared of him, so they ran into ransom, ransom took one and said: "Hello there u sexy thing - want to do what dark did to those pandas?" So the sheep ran away again, cause they tought it was bill in costume.

They found a great site and they downloaded..... Vice City then they got mta, so the sheep met another sheep online and communitcated using bah bah and shit, and 1 of em got offended by the bah bah and shot the other sheep in the face and took his nose off, then the sheep jumped through the monitor onto the other sheep (undamaged) and dropped his nose on him then the sheep undamaged did a ninja kickflip and started to kick the shit outta the sheep with no nose, then the sheep with no nose... decided Talidan, MrBill, MAD_BOY and Robpol86 (which was revived again) should visit a youth hostel in the UK.

So they did, and in the middle of the night Robpol86 woke Ransom, it seemed like Robpol was posessed, and he asked Ransom very quietly: I like boners with caramel and cherry sauce. "AGAIN???? Ok but it's the last time" Ransom said.

Meanwhile, while Ransom went out to get the cherry sauce, he saw MrBill and MAD_BOY doing nothing of interest on the bushes, so he decided to... join and they had a great time in the bushes, until policeman [sM]Boss arrested them for having...fun. Cause boss wanted that they had... free internet access from tisd.net, including email with spamfilter and Ransom in garlic sauce with garlic bread and they were sentenced by Boss to take the next plane to Amsterdam to smoke some weed, so they...would have real "nederwiet". Now most people think what's nederwiet, so ransom tells them in a psycho way: Hey, I know how to say bosnar which is dutch and means forest clown, so back off. Besides backwards my name is mosnar which is moss clown in Dutch!

So Ransom was sentenced to lick the moss, by judge julie in sex court, while his girlfriend... Cray really liked clipping his toe nails. And he decided to share the salami, he just bought at the butcher, with eAi. But eAi punched everyone with a big tofu ball, because he was a vegetarian.

Suddenly IJs had a craving for KFC...so IJS went to the KFC house to talk to them but he fell downstairs... he wondered why this KFC was a house and he sued them for all they're worth for falling down the staircase, he claimed a plunger was placed at the top of the staircase. The next moment Robpol86 popped up and directed all KFC members to his brand new Tisd.net van he got from his boss the day before, when they were all in, he unzipped his pants and they started... playing pattycake while Kent showed up at the door, saw this, and got sad cos they didnt let him in the game. They just played with Kent watching it. He was so sad that he took a hammer and... broke a window at the Wall o mart while Vass was... masturbating in the KFC kitchen preparing the "special sauce" for the food.

Kent came back, not only to find vass masturbating, but DeathB was by his side giving himself the time, then DgtaDude joined in.

The Next day the kitchen was full of a sticky white liquid, women seem to like to bath in it until ransom thought he would have a try and... then he realized he was being posessed by dark, so he stomped a mudhole in dark and threw him into the vat o' white liquid.

After a year of nonsense going on...ransom and ijs met up at the KFC coffe house to change money to drugs. bad luck for ransom he wanted to pay with japanese money but ijs wast pleased and...Excited, he got his Gun and !!BANG!! shot himself in the head, ransom sat there laughing because he had the drugs and the money...

7000 years later, Wheelman's great great grandson started to play MTA, for Grand Theft Auto: Pluto. He dominated people left and right, and eventually met a guy named {ULK}DeathZ who was a very late predecessor of Gary and.. DeathZ owned Wheelman(aka batman)'s great grandson cause he actually was a n00b.

Suddenly MrBump came and said: "Ill ban u both for being so lame. Get out of this game or i will slap u."

Then came the real batman back and said i invented a time machine...AND DECIDED TO RULE THE WORLD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH........but then suddenly vass stole his time machine and kicked batman back to 1914... He was left there. Sux for him. Just then DeathZ tried to figure out how MrBump was still alive... it was his scripts! THEY ARE SO ADVANCED! They now create and improve themselves! They work using donkeys. Donkeys owned the world but got trapped into 1 of bumps scripts so bump.... hooked the donkey up to the computer to upgrade it from steam power.

Then happened an accident and all the donkey died. Now bump and DeathZ had to get batman back to their teahouse to drink some tea and eat biscuits, batman said i don't like tea and biscuits i aint a british :o and ransom turned around and bitchslapped him, there was a big fight.. at the end of it.. batmans ass was red cos everybody slapped him, ransom had to buy a new beer bottle he had broken and deathz went to the hospital wit a broken leg...

The hostpital security said: "ur not allowed in cos ur gay :o off." But deathz... thought: "let's kick him in the balls, but he fainted."

And suddenly xerox came in and teleported everyone back to the past, but while they were in the teleporter (which was jacked from Batman while he was visiting a coffee shop in Amsterdam), xerox... likes pie. And they went to Germany and laughed at germans.

Then nikl laughed at them and got klined for antihitlerism. some then unklined nickl and when he came back he was laughed at they klined him again, so he decided to kick his grandpa and laugh at the grandson of DrEaM4D who dominated the world for 5000 years in MTA in future.

But lets teleport to 5000 years later...

Everyone was addicted to cheese and classed as a class A drug then Brophy aint it and got soo high it made him want to give all his money and gold to vass.

He gave but the gold wast real so vass slapped himm and... Phuk came and killed them both. So he runs off with the stuff and... tripped and fell because of a rock, making everything to fall into the near lava river, so phuk jumped in and... burned his ass.

Now that the zombies came back, the world... blew up and only the only people who survived were dark... and black dragon (actually he isnt a human but what the hey) so they went to mars and dragon built his home in its north pole and dark... but Mr.Bump's kick/ban script didn't like that so he banned his home from the list, but the script didn't work because... the lamas came from mars...

He was so intelligent he decided to try to fly but wat he forgot was his wings and.... he fell down and broke his teeth.

OMG deathz is back...but deathz died by a stubby up his ass the only way to die suicide.

Nick's biological great X14 grandson, nickl269 then grabbed onto a staf and rubbed his hand along it shouting "i am the king" then his hand got lower and lower into his pants...and he touched his toes!

Meanwhile at the other end of the galaxy... Mr.Bill ate a bag of marijuana so he went in sleep and... shit himself because windows got a blue screen! Some computer :o call it the blue screen of death because it is a blue screen and it kills people by turning them to stone(d)!! while bill was shitting himself betty was making a big soup made out of pussy hair! 10 kittens where killed.... and somehow Mr. Bill decided to lick the blue screen and suddenly it disappeared. He reported the blue screen solution to Microsoft and Microsoft brought out Windows Update with lick support, but then the RIAA came bitchin on Microsoft cause they didnt want people to.... download movies, because those movies pay the camera men, the janitors, the light fixers, the makeup guys, not just the... MTA Team. And of course, the MTA team needed that money, or else they would not get their... soup for the day. Aeron kills, stabs, muders, kicks, rapes, beats, licks, trows, clowns, pokes IJs to death because he edited MY story without permission.Nick then carries off the body to the laboratory to carry out genetic research about ijs humaness(humanity?). Then he puts him on the table and puts some cables into his head. He counts down 3..2..1 and puts down a switch. Ijs wakes up and gets a stone to.... rub on his nipples so ijs gets hot and they start both... feeling each others asses and [VCK]KEZZ@ looks astounded at that dirty behaviour, and bd slaps kezza for double posting AGAIN, and wonders off to his own stuff. at the same time, on the other side of the galaxy, El Burro exiles himself from Planet Party Server because he was Drunk and Disorderly and should be ashamed calling Nika rude names such as... RACIST!!!then came vass and made the next page... while eating some pears, yum....then hes slave vendetta came in... and sat on Vasses knee. When asked what he wanted for Christmas, Utopia replied..."i want a big bag of spam"... So, Santa Claus came and smashed Utopia's head with the huge bag of spam. Then Santa Claus said...

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Once upon the time there was the MTA Team. There was also gta, that didn't had mp in it, but soon Zeus went to sleep.

Then Timmy got heart disease! Zeus little son Ares went to help Timmy, but they both died.

Then Ransom woke up. Ransom ran and ran to a great place, where Posty goes and kills him with his m60. But then MAD_BOY comes en kicks Posty's ass, that makes Aeron do anything but stay on topic. Then IJs walks in with an owned stick and proudly exclaims "ALL YOUR CAPSLOCKS ARE BELONG TO US!!1 But suddenly he was kicked for CAPS, and then "nickl245 did come, spam and it was good.

Two days later... MrBill walked in with his goats, the goats mooed for some odd reason, and MrBill humped me. me liked it and thought MrBill was the coolest moderator EVER! But now he isnt, so MrBill shot utopia and killed him.

Then, MrBill soiled himself and started humping the goats, but something happened and a goat ran away, because he humped it to hard. So he fetched his lube and some sheep bait.

Then a lamer named nikl came over and sucked everyone off the end of his Vacuum cleaner while he was wearing his poofy gay apron and weilding a picket sign saying: "Phuk j00 Rule, Sign 0n my Bo0bieZz!!1" .

Next the lamer n1ckl245 was caught ironing in his maid costume by the mta crew, he was sentenced to an asskicking, it was mutual. The asskicking began and went too far, thus the expression "An April Fools joke, gone bad.

But EL Burro was having fun, he was just about to whip out his Chainsaw singing "Im a littleTeapot" when... Phuk came and sliced him with the chainsaw and said "APRIL FOOLS" then, DrEaM4D was puking @ his little chainsaw and showing him his big old friend.

Then,boss came in, slapped El Burro with a 'YOUR MY DADDY' sig and found bill humping a goat in El Burro's 'YOU CAN BE OUR MEAT' truck... and he died because the sheep was wielding a stubby shotgun, next it ran to the local Wal-Mart because it needed condoms but when it got there, to its great misfortune, it saw that the store was closed.

So the sheep made their own condom and tried it on nikl, cause nikl is weilding a katana, that then stabbed the goat and then got stabbed into El Burro's belly that then got open and droped the drugs.Then the sheep fell on burros 'menu'(the bloody drugs!!!) and landed on nikl's katana.... then smeg head got confused and blew Nikl's face off with a stubby, found trying to escape, Posty and the rest of ULK go after Smeg to get his stubby but Phuk stops and kills all of ulk.

Then... admin Aeron kicked Phuk out of the game for suspected cheater. Phuk go so pissed off he got IJs to kline aeron from irc permanently.

There after Kent fell madly in love with Robpol and Robpol didn't exactly complain. They then set off into the sunset and lived happily ever after in an ice cream truck filled with pink dildos and ky jelly.

Suddenly they spot Mr Bill running towards them, too busy to notice they shrug their shoulders and get back to eating the Jelly. Mr Bill climbs in the Truck and lets the Handbrake go, the truck then starts speeding down a hill towards a... rock and the truck blows up. But... MrBill and Kent survive, rob is dead and goes to Hell where he spends the rest of eternity eating Bison Puke and drinking the devils nasty juices. But MrBill and Kent then went to the Malibu, they ordered many tequilas and things got a little out of hand...

They went to go rape nickl, and nickl seemed to like it. Then phuk came and nikl raped phuk and phuk seemed to like it more than nikl so nikl went in the kitchen to cook some... sausage for zoot and zoot seemed to like it so much that nikl gave zoot more of his sausage.

Then zoot ate the sausage with eggs and waffles and it was good. phuk started crying because he didnt have any... balls to have his... breakfast?!?!?...

So anyway, smeg went out shopping and bought some cheese, peperoni and...bacon to bake everyone a... lovely stubby supper, complete with garlic bread and molotov, but smeg overcooked it so he gave it to a bum, the bum ate the burnt supper and ... he died.

So then a big, huge fight started and... then Wheelman's massive penis made them stop arguing, and get to being jealous... and Wheelman's Mum was standing there infront of wheelman and he realised he had dreamt having a massive penis... and his mom was playing with it.

Everyone was scared and said... MADBOY STOP WATCHING UR PORNO!!! And MADBOY said... it's from rob!

But then Ransom walked in and called Robpol86 a BOSNAR! Then Robpol said SOB just before his boss BUSTED him while he was extracting dextromethropolithan (drug) from cough sirup at his work. Then the boss called him a SOB and suddenly the phone rang again and some corny tisd.net customer said he knew robert pooley because he heard the well known phone call between Ransom and Robpol.

And while Ransom was calling Kent with his free long-distance calls, he was also busy at work trying to mate big chinese pandas. He sprayed them with green flourescent spray paint to make them more attractive.

The pandas not only mated, they..Ran around and gave eachother blowjobs and orgys....and [LsL]Dark helped them. Meanwhile curly was whining about his forum idiot rank, while everyone knows that he is an idiot, so they said... YATTA! and they all made madboyphpwiki-1.3.9 and published it on sourceforge.net, they named it after madboy because he was busted after being mounted by a huge animal in his...school bag.

IJs started to melt and almost everyone began to cry, MrBill came in and asked for his.. goats, his goats were scared of him, so they ran into ransom, ransom took one and said: "Hello there u sexy thing - want to do what dark did to those pandas?" So the sheep ran away again, cause they tought it was bill in costume.

They found a great site and they downloaded..... Vice City then they got mta, so the sheep met another sheep online and communitcated using bah bah and shit, and 1 of em got offended by the bah bah and shot the other sheep in the face and took his nose off, then the sheep jumped through the monitor onto the other sheep (undamaged) and dropped his nose on him then the sheep undamaged did a ninja kickflip and started to kick the shit outta the sheep with no nose, then the sheep with no nose... decided Talidan, MrBill, MAD_BOY and Robpol86 (which was revived again) should visit a youth hostel in the UK.

So they did, and in the middle of the night Robpol86 woke Ransom, it seemed like Robpol was posessed, and he asked Ransom very quietly: I like boners with caramel and cherry sauce. "AGAIN???? Ok but it's the last time" Ransom said.

Meanwhile, while Ransom went out to get the cherry sauce, he saw MrBill and MAD_BOY doing nothing of interest on the bushes, so he decided to... join and they had a great time in the bushes, until policeman [sM]Boss arrested them for having...fun. Cause boss wanted that they had... free internet access from tisd.net, including email with spamfilter and Ransom in garlic sauce with garlic bread and they were sentenced by Boss to take the next plane to Amsterdam to smoke some weed, so they...would have real "nederwiet". Now most people think what's nederwiet, so ransom tells them in a psycho way: Hey, I know how to say bosnar which is dutch and means forest clown, so back off. Besides backwards my name is mosnar which is moss clown in Dutch!

So Ransom was sentenced to lick the moss, by judge julie in sex court, while his girlfriend... Cray really liked clipping his toe nails. And he decided to share the salami, he just bought at the butcher, with eAi. But eAi punched everyone with a big tofu ball, because he was a vegetarian.

Suddenly IJs had a craving for KFC...so IJS went to the KFC house to talk to them but he fell downstairs... he wondered why this KFC was a house and he sued them for all they're worth for falling down the staircase, he claimed a plunger was placed at the top of the staircase. The next moment Robpol86 popped up and directed all KFC members to his brand new Tisd.net van he got from his boss the day before, when they were all in, he unzipped his pants and they started... playing pattycake while Kent showed up at the door, saw this, and got sad cos they didnt let him in the game. They just played with Kent watching it. He was so sad that he took a hammer and... broke a window at the Wall o mart while Vass was... masturbating in the KFC kitchen preparing the "special sauce" for the food.

Kent came back, not only to find vass masturbating, but DeathB was by his side giving himself the time, then DgtaDude joined in.

The Next day the kitchen was full of a sticky white liquid, women seem to like to bath in it until ransom thought he would have a try and... then he realized he was being posessed by dark, so he stomped a mudhole in dark and threw him into the vat o' white liquid.

After a year of nonsense going on...ransom and ijs met up at the KFC coffe house to change money to drugs. bad luck for ransom he wanted to pay with japanese money but ijs wast pleased and...Excited, he got his Gun and !!BANG!! shot himself in the head, ransom sat there laughing because he had the drugs and the money...

7000 years later, Wheelman's great great grandson started to play MTA, for Grand Theft Auto: Pluto. He dominated people left and right, and eventually met a guy named {ULK}DeathZ who was a very late predecessor of Gary and.. DeathZ owned Wheelman(aka batman)'s great grandson cause he actually was a n00b.

Suddenly MrBump came and said: "Ill ban u both for being so lame. Get out of this game or i will slap u."

Then came the real batman back and said i invented a time machine...AND DECIDED TO RULE THE WORLD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH........but then suddenly vass stole his time machine and kicked batman back to 1914... He was left there. Sux for him. Just then DeathZ tried to figure out how MrBump was still alive... it was his scripts! THEY ARE SO ADVANCED! They now create and improve themselves! They work using donkeys. Donkeys owned the world but got trapped into 1 of bumps scripts so bump.... hooked the donkey up to the computer to upgrade it from steam power.

Then happened an accident and all the donkey died. Now bump and DeathZ had to get batman back to their teahouse to drink some tea and eat biscuits, batman said i don't like tea and biscuits i aint a british :o and ransom turned around and bitchslapped him, there was a big fight.. at the end of it.. batmans ass was red cos everybody slapped him, ransom had to buy a new beer bottle he had broken and deathz went to the hospital wit a broken leg...

The hostpital security said: "ur not allowed in cos ur gay :o off." But deathz... thought: "let's kick him in the balls, but he fainted."

And suddenly xerox came in and teleported everyone back to the past, but while they were in the teleporter (which was jacked from Batman while he was visiting a coffee shop in Amsterdam), xerox... likes pie. And they went to Germany and laughed at germans.

Then nikl laughed at them and got klined for antihitlerism. some then unklined nickl and when he came back he was laughed at they klined him again, so he decided to kick his grandpa and laugh at the grandson of DrEaM4D who dominated the world for 5000 years in MTA in future.

But lets teleport to 5000 years later...

Everyone was addicted to cheese and classed as a class A drug then Brophy aint it and got soo high it made him want to give all his money and gold to vass.

He gave but the gold wast real so vass slapped himm and... Phuk came and killed them both. So he runs off with the stuff and... tripped and fell because of a rock, making everything to fall into the near lava river, so phuk jumped in and... burned his ass.

Now that the zombies came back, the world... blew up and only the only people who survived were dark... and black dragon (actually he isnt a human but what the hey) so they went to mars and dragon built his home in its north pole and dark... but Mr.Bump's kick/ban script didn't like that so he banned his home from the list, but the script didn't work because... the lamas came from mars...

He was so intelligent he decided to try to fly but wat he forgot was his wings and.... he fell down and broke his teeth.

OMG deathz is back...but deathz died by a stubby up his ass the only way to die suicide.

Nick's biological great X14 grandson, nickl269 then grabbed onto a staf and rubbed his hand along it shouting "i am the king" then his hand got lower and lower into his pants...and he touched his toes!

Meanwhile at the other end of the galaxy... Mr.Bill ate a bag of marijuana so he went in sleep and... shit himself because windows got a blue screen! Some computer :o call it the blue screen of death because it is a blue screen and it kills people by turning them to stone(d)!! while bill was shitting himself betty was making a big soup made out of pussy hair! 10 kittens where killed.... and somehow Mr. Bill decided to lick the blue screen and suddenly it disappeared. He reported the blue screen solution to Microsoft and Microsoft brought out Windows Update with lick support, but then the RIAA came bitchin on Microsoft cause they didnt want people to.... download movies, because those movies pay the camera men, the janitors, the light fixers, the makeup guys, not just the... MTA Team. And of course, the MTA team needed that money, or else they would not get their... soup for the day. Aeron kills, stabs, muders, kicks, rapes, beats, licks, trows, clowns, pokes IJs to death because he edited MY story without permission.Nick then carries off the body to the laboratory to carry out genetic research about ijs humaness(humanity?). Then he puts him on the table and puts some cables into his head. He counts down 3..2..1 and puts down a switch. Ijs wakes up and gets a stone to.... rub on his nipples so ijs gets hot and they start both... feeling each others asses and [VCK]KEZZ@ looks astounded at that dirty behaviour, and bd slaps kezza for double posting AGAIN, and wonders off to his own stuff. at the same time, on the other side of the galaxy, El Burro exiles himself from Planet Party Server because he was Drunk and Disorderly and should be ashamed calling Nika rude names such as... RACIST!!!then came vass and made the next page... while eating some pears, yum....then hes slave vendetta came in... and sat on Vasses knee. When asked what he wanted for Christmas, Utopia replied..."i want a big bag of spam"... So, Santa Claus came and smashed Utopia's head with the huge bag of spam. Then Santa Claus said... "Did that hurt?", Utopia nodded his head and Santa proceeded to bash his head abit more with a....

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Once upon the time there was the MTA Team. There was also gta, that didn't had mp in it, but soon Zeus went to sleep.

Then Timmy got heart disease! Zeus little son Ares went to help Timmy, but they both died.

Then Ransom woke up. Ransom ran and ran to a great place, where Posty goes and kills him with his m60. But then MAD_BOY comes en kicks Posty's ass, that makes Aeron do anything but stay on topic. Then IJs walks in with an owned stick and proudly exclaims "ALL YOUR CAPSLOCKS ARE BELONG TO US!!1 But suddenly he was kicked for CAPS, and then "nickl245 did come, spam and it was good.

Two days later... MrBill walked in with his goats, the goats mooed for some odd reason, and MrBill humped me. me liked it and thought MrBill was the coolest moderator EVER! But now he isnt, so MrBill shot utopia and killed him.

Then, MrBill soiled himself and started humping the goats, but something happened and a goat ran away, because he humped it to hard. So he fetched his lube and some sheep bait.

Then a lamer named nikl came over and sucked everyone off the end of his Vacuum cleaner while he was wearing his poofy gay apron and weilding a picket sign saying: "Phuk j00 Rule, Sign 0n my Bo0bieZz!!1" .

Next the lamer n1ckl245 was caught ironing in his maid costume by the mta crew, he was sentenced to an asskicking, it was mutual. The asskicking began and went too far, thus the expression "An April Fools joke, gone bad.

But EL Burro was having fun, he was just about to whip out his Chainsaw singing "Im a littleTeapot" when... Phuk came and sliced him with the chainsaw and said "APRIL FOOLS" then, DrEaM4D was puking @ his little chainsaw and showing him his big old friend.

Then,boss came in, slapped El Burro with a 'YOUR MY DADDY' sig and found bill humping a goat in El Burro's 'YOU CAN BE OUR MEAT' truck... and he died because the sheep was wielding a stubby shotgun, next it ran to the local Wal-Mart because it needed condoms but when it got there, to its great misfortune, it saw that the store was closed.

So the sheep made their own condom and tried it on nikl, cause nikl is weilding a katana, that then stabbed the goat and then got stabbed into El Burro's belly that then got open and droped the drugs.Then the sheep fell on burros 'menu'(the bloody drugs!!!) and landed on nikl's katana.... then smeg head got confused and blew Nikl's face off with a stubby, found trying to escape, Posty and the rest of ULK go after Smeg to get his stubby but Phuk stops and kills all of ulk.

Then... admin Aeron kicked Phuk out of the game for suspected cheater. Phuk go so pissed off he got IJs to kline aeron from irc permanently.

There after Kent fell madly in love with Robpol and Robpol didn't exactly complain. They then set off into the sunset and lived happily ever after in an ice cream truck filled with pink dildos and ky jelly.

Suddenly they spot Mr Bill running towards them, too busy to notice they shrug their shoulders and get back to eating the Jelly. Mr Bill climbs in the Truck and lets the Handbrake go, the truck then starts speeding down a hill towards a... rock and the truck blows up. But... MrBill and Kent survive, rob is dead and goes to Hell where he spends the rest of eternity eating Bison Puke and drinking the devils nasty juices. But MrBill and Kent then went to the Malibu, they ordered many tequilas and things got a little out of hand...

They went to go rape nickl, and nickl seemed to like it. Then phuk came and nikl raped phuk and phuk seemed to like it more than nikl so nikl went in the kitchen to cook some... sausage for zoot and zoot seemed to like it so much that nikl gave zoot more of his sausage.

Then zoot ate the sausage with eggs and waffles and it was good. phuk started crying because he didnt have any... balls to have his... breakfast?!?!?...

So anyway, smeg went out shopping and bought some cheese, peperoni and...bacon to bake everyone a... lovely stubby supper, complete with garlic bread and molotov, but smeg overcooked it so he gave it to a bum, the bum ate the burnt supper and ... he died.

So then a big, huge fight started and... then Wheelman's massive penis made them stop arguing, and get to being jealous... and Wheelman's Mum was standing there infront of wheelman and he realised he had dreamt having a massive penis... and his mom was playing with it.

Everyone was scared and said... MADBOY STOP WATCHING UR PORNO!!! And MADBOY said... it's from rob!

But then Ransom walked in and called Robpol86 a BOSNAR! Then Robpol said SOB just before his boss BUSTED him while he was extracting dextromethropolithan (drug) from cough sirup at his work. Then the boss called him a SOB and suddenly the phone rang again and some corny tisd.net customer said he knew robert pooley because he heard the well known phone call between Ransom and Robpol.

And while Ransom was calling Kent with his free long-distance calls, he was also busy at work trying to mate big chinese pandas. He sprayed them with green flourescent spray paint to make them more attractive.

The pandas not only mated, they..Ran around and gave eachother blowjobs and orgys....and [LsL]Dark helped them. Meanwhile curly was whining about his forum idiot rank, while everyone knows that he is an idiot, so they said... YATTA! and they all made madboyphpwiki-1.3.9 and published it on sourceforge.net, they named it after madboy because he was busted after being mounted by a huge animal in his...school bag.

IJs started to melt and almost everyone began to cry, MrBill came in and asked for his.. goats, his goats were scared of him, so they ran into ransom, ransom took one and said: "Hello there u sexy thing - want to do what dark did to those pandas?" So the sheep ran away again, cause they tought it was bill in costume.

They found a great site and they downloaded..... Vice City then they got mta, so the sheep met another sheep online and communitcated using bah bah and shit, and 1 of em got offended by the bah bah and shot the other sheep in the face and took his nose off, then the sheep jumped through the monitor onto the other sheep (undamaged) and dropped his nose on him then the sheep undamaged did a ninja kickflip and started to kick the shit outta the sheep with no nose, then the sheep with no nose... decided Talidan, MrBill, MAD_BOY and Robpol86 (which was revived again) should visit a youth hostel in the UK.

So they did, and in the middle of the night Robpol86 woke Ransom, it seemed like Robpol was posessed, and he asked Ransom very quietly: I like boners with caramel and cherry sauce. "AGAIN???? Ok but it's the last time" Ransom said.

Meanwhile, while Ransom went out to get the cherry sauce, he saw MrBill and MAD_BOY doing nothing of interest on the bushes, so he decided to... join and they had a great time in the bushes, until policeman [sM]Boss arrested them for having...fun. Cause boss wanted that they had... free internet access from tisd.net, including email with spamfilter and Ransom in garlic sauce with garlic bread and they were sentenced by Boss to take the next plane to Amsterdam to smoke some weed, so they...would have real "nederwiet". Now most people think what's nederwiet, so ransom tells them in a psycho way: Hey, I know how to say bosnar which is dutch and means forest clown, so back off. Besides backwards my name is mosnar which is moss clown in Dutch!

So Ransom was sentenced to lick the moss, by judge julie in sex court, while his girlfriend... Cray really liked clipping his toe nails. And he decided to share the salami, he just bought at the butcher, with eAi. But eAi punched everyone with a big tofu ball, because he was a vegetarian.

Suddenly IJs had a craving for KFC...so IJS went to the KFC house to talk to them but he fell downstairs... he wondered why this KFC was a house and he sued them for all they're worth for falling down the staircase, he claimed a plunger was placed at the top of the staircase. The next moment Robpol86 popped up and directed all KFC members to his brand new Tisd.net van he got from his boss the day before, when they were all in, he unzipped his pants and they started... playing pattycake while Kent showed up at the door, saw this, and got sad cos they didnt let him in the game. They just played with Kent watching it. He was so sad that he took a hammer and... broke a window at the Wall o mart while Vass was... masturbating in the KFC kitchen preparing the "special sauce" for the food.

Kent came back, not only to find vass masturbating, but DeathB was by his side giving himself the time, then DgtaDude joined in.

The Next day the kitchen was full of a sticky white liquid, women seem to like to bath in it until ransom thought he would have a try and... then he realized he was being posessed by dark, so he stomped a mudhole in dark and threw him into the vat o' white liquid.

After a year of nonsense going on...ransom and ijs met up at the KFC coffe house to change money to drugs. bad luck for ransom he wanted to pay with japanese money but ijs wast pleased and...Excited, he got his Gun and !!BANG!! shot himself in the head, ransom sat there laughing because he had the drugs and the money...

7000 years later, Wheelman's great great grandson started to play MTA, for Grand Theft Auto: Pluto. He dominated people left and right, and eventually met a guy named {ULK}DeathZ who was a very late predecessor of Gary and.. DeathZ owned Wheelman(aka batman)'s great grandson cause he actually was a n00b.

Suddenly MrBump came and said: "Ill ban u both for being so lame. Get out of this game or i will slap u."

Then came the real batman back and said i invented a time machine...AND DECIDED TO RULE THE WORLD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH........but then suddenly vass stole his time machine and kicked batman back to 1914... He was left there. Sux for him. Just then DeathZ tried to figure out how MrBump was still alive... it was his scripts! THEY ARE SO ADVANCED! They now create and improve themselves! They work using donkeys. Donkeys owned the world but got trapped into 1 of bumps scripts so bump.... hooked the donkey up to the computer to upgrade it from steam power.

Then happened an accident and all the donkey died. Now bump and DeathZ had to get batman back to their teahouse to drink some tea and eat biscuits, batman said i don't like tea and biscuits i aint a british :o and ransom turned around and bitchslapped him, there was a big fight.. at the end of it.. batmans ass was red cos everybody slapped him, ransom had to buy a new beer bottle he had broken and deathz went to the hospital wit a broken leg...

The hostpital security said: "ur not allowed in cos ur gay :o off." But deathz... thought: "let's kick him in the balls, but he fainted."

And suddenly xerox came in and teleported everyone back to the past, but while they were in the teleporter (which was jacked from Batman while he was visiting a coffee shop in Amsterdam), xerox... likes pie. And they went to Germany and laughed at germans.

Then nikl laughed at them and got klined for antihitlerism. some then unklined nickl and when he came back he was laughed at they klined him again, so he decided to kick his grandpa and laugh at the grandson of DrEaM4D who dominated the world for 5000 years in MTA in future.

But lets teleport to 5000 years later...

Everyone was addicted to cheese and classed as a class A drug then Brophy aint it and got soo high it made him want to give all his money and gold to vass.

He gave but the gold wast real so vass slapped himm and... Phuk came and killed them both. So he runs off with the stuff and... tripped and fell because of a rock, making everything to fall into the near lava river, so phuk jumped in and... burned his ass.

Now that the zombies came back, the world... blew up and only the only people who survived were dark... and black dragon (actually he isnt a human but what the hey) so they went to mars and dragon built his home in its north pole and dark... but Mr.Bump's kick/ban script didn't like that so he banned his home from the list, but the script didn't work because... the lamas came from mars...

He was so intelligent he decided to try to fly but wat he forgot was his wings and.... he fell down and broke his teeth.

OMG deathz is back...but deathz died by a stubby up his ass the only way to die suicide.

Nick's biological great X14 grandson, nickl269 then grabbed onto a staf and rubbed his hand along it shouting "i am the king" then his hand got lower and lower into his pants...and he touched his toes!

Meanwhile at the other end of the galaxy... Mr.Bill ate a bag of marijuana so he went in sleep and... shit himself because windows got a blue screen! Some computer :o call it the blue screen of death because it is a blue screen and it kills people by turning them to stone(d)!! while bill was shitting himself betty was making a big soup made out of pussy hair! 10 kittens where killed.... and somehow Mr. Bill decided to lick the blue screen and suddenly it disappeared. He reported the blue screen solution to Microsoft and Microsoft brought out Windows Update with lick support, but then the RIAA came bitchin on Microsoft cause they didnt want people to.... download movies, because those movies pay the camera men, the janitors, the light fixers, the makeup guys, not just the... MTA Team. And of course, the MTA team needed that money, or else they would not get their... soup for the day. Aeron kills, stabs, muders, kicks, rapes, beats, licks, trows, clowns, pokes IJs to death because he edited MY story without permission.Nick then carries off the body to the laboratory to carry out genetic research about ijs humaness(humanity?). Then he puts him on the table and puts some cables into his head. He counts down 3..2..1 and puts down a switch. Ijs wakes up and gets a stone to.... rub on his nipples so ijs gets hot and they start both... feeling each others asses and [VCK]KEZZ@ looks astounded at that dirty behaviour, and bd slaps kezza for double posting AGAIN, and wonders off to his own stuff. at the same time, on the other side of the galaxy, El Burro exiles himself from Planet Party Server because he was Drunk and Disorderly and should be ashamed calling Nika rude names such as... RACIST!!!then came vass and made the next page... while eating some pears, yum....then hes slave vendetta came in... and sat on Vasses knee. When asked what he wanted for Christmas, Utopia replied..."i want a big bag of spam"... So, Santa Claus came and smashed Utopia's head with the huge bag of spam. Then Santa Claus said... "Did that hurt?", Utopia nodded his head and Santa proceeded to bash his head abit more with a....little peace of a fishy fish...

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Once upon the time there was the MTA Team. There was also gta, that didn't had mp in it, but soon Zeus went to sleep.

Then Timmy got heart disease! Zeus little son Ares went to help Timmy, but they both died.

Then Ransom woke up. Ransom ran and ran to a great place, where Posty goes and kills him with his m60. But then MAD_BOY comes en kicks Posty's ass, that makes Aeron do anything but stay on topic. Then IJs walks in with an owned stick and proudly exclaims "ALL YOUR CAPSLOCKS ARE BELONG TO US!!1 But suddenly he was kicked for CAPS, and then "nickl245 did come, spam and it was good.

Two days later... MrBill walked in with his goats, the goats mooed for some odd reason, and MrBill humped me. me liked it and thought MrBill was the coolest moderator EVER! But now he isnt, so MrBill shot utopia and killed him.

Then, MrBill soiled himself and started humping the goats, but something happened and a goat ran away, because he humped it to hard. So he fetched his lube and some sheep bait.

Then a lamer named nikl came over and sucked everyone off the end of his Vacuum cleaner while he was wearing his poofy gay apron and weilding a picket sign saying: "Phuk j00 Rule, Sign 0n my Bo0bieZz!!1" .

Next the lamer n1ckl245 was caught ironing in his maid costume by the mta crew, he was sentenced to an asskicking, it was mutual. The asskicking began and went too far, thus the expression "An April Fools joke, gone bad.

But EL Burro was having fun, he was just about to whip out his Chainsaw singing "Im a littleTeapot" when... Phuk came and sliced him with the chainsaw and said "APRIL FOOLS" then, DrEaM4D was puking @ his little chainsaw and showing him his big old friend.

Then,boss came in, slapped El Burro with a 'YOUR MY DADDY' sig and found bill humping a goat in El Burro's 'YOU CAN BE OUR MEAT' truck... and he died because the sheep was wielding a stubby shotgun, next it ran to the local Wal-Mart because it needed condoms but when it got there, to its great misfortune, it saw that the store was closed.

So the sheep made their own condom and tried it on nikl, cause nikl is weilding a katana, that then stabbed the goat and then got stabbed into El Burro's belly that then got open and droped the drugs.Then the sheep fell on burros 'menu'(the bloody drugs!!!) and landed on nikl's katana.... then smeg head got confused and blew Nikl's face off with a stubby, found trying to escape, Posty and the rest of ULK go after Smeg to get his stubby but Phuk stops and kills all of ulk.

Then... admin Aeron kicked Phuk out of the game for suspected cheater. Phuk go so pissed off he got IJs to kline aeron from irc permanently.

There after Kent fell madly in love with Robpol and Robpol didn't exactly complain. They then set off into the sunset and lived happily ever after in an ice cream truck filled with pink dildos and ky jelly.

Suddenly they spot Mr Bill running towards them, too busy to notice they shrug their shoulders and get back to eating the Jelly. Mr Bill climbs in the Truck and lets the Handbrake go, the truck then starts speeding down a hill towards a... rock and the truck blows up. But... MrBill and Kent survive, rob is dead and goes to Hell where he spends the rest of eternity eating Bison Puke and drinking the devils nasty juices. But MrBill and Kent then went to the Malibu, they ordered many tequilas and things got a little out of hand...

They went to go rape nickl, and nickl seemed to like it. Then phuk came and nikl raped phuk and phuk seemed to like it more than nikl so nikl went in the kitchen to cook some... sausage for zoot and zoot seemed to like it so much that nikl gave zoot more of his sausage.

Then zoot ate the sausage with eggs and waffles and it was good. phuk started crying because he didnt have any... balls to have his... breakfast?!?!?...

So anyway, smeg went out shopping and bought some cheese, peperoni and...bacon to bake everyone a... lovely stubby supper, complete with garlic bread and molotov, but smeg overcooked it so he gave it to a bum, the bum ate the burnt supper and ... he died.

So then a big, huge fight started and... then Wheelman's massive penis made them stop arguing, and get to being jealous... and Wheelman's Mum was standing there infront of wheelman and he realised he had dreamt having a massive penis... and his mom was playing with it.

Everyone was scared and said... MADBOY STOP WATCHING UR PORNO!!! And MADBOY said... it's from rob!

But then Ransom walked in and called Robpol86 a BOSNAR! Then Robpol said SOB just before his boss BUSTED him while he was extracting dextromethropolithan (drug) from cough sirup at his work. Then the boss called him a SOB and suddenly the phone rang again and some corny tisd.net customer said he knew robert pooley because he heard the well known phone call between Ransom and Robpol.

And while Ransom was calling Kent with his free long-distance calls, he was also busy at work trying to mate big chinese pandas. He sprayed them with green flourescent spray paint to make them more attractive.

The pandas not only mated, they..Ran around and gave eachother blowjobs and orgys....and [LsL]Dark helped them. Meanwhile curly was whining about his forum idiot rank, while everyone knows that he is an idiot, so they said... YATTA! and they all made madboyphpwiki-1.3.9 and published it on sourceforge.net, they named it after madboy because he was busted after being mounted by a huge animal in his...school bag.

IJs started to melt and almost everyone began to cry, MrBill came in and asked for his.. goats, his goats were scared of him, so they ran into ransom, ransom took one and said: "Hello there u sexy thing - want to do what dark did to those pandas?" So the sheep ran away again, cause they tought it was bill in costume.

They found a great site and they downloaded..... Vice City then they got mta, so the sheep met another sheep online and communitcated using bah bah and shit, and 1 of em got offended by the bah bah and shot the other sheep in the face and took his nose off, then the sheep jumped through the monitor onto the other sheep (undamaged) and dropped his nose on him then the sheep undamaged did a ninja kickflip and started to kick the shit outta the sheep with no nose, then the sheep with no nose... decided Talidan, MrBill, MAD_BOY and Robpol86 (which was revived again) should visit a youth hostel in the UK.

So they did, and in the middle of the night Robpol86 woke Ransom, it seemed like Robpol was posessed, and he asked Ransom very quietly: I like boners with caramel and cherry sauce. "AGAIN???? Ok but it's the last time" Ransom said.

Meanwhile, while Ransom went out to get the cherry sauce, he saw MrBill and MAD_BOY doing nothing of interest on the bushes, so he decided to... join and they had a great time in the bushes, until policeman [sM]Boss arrested them for having...fun. Cause boss wanted that they had... free internet access from tisd.net, including email with spamfilter and Ransom in garlic sauce with garlic bread and they were sentenced by Boss to take the next plane to Amsterdam to smoke some weed, so they...would have real "nederwiet". Now most people think what's nederwiet, so ransom tells them in a psycho way: Hey, I know how to say bosnar which is dutch and means forest clown, so back off. Besides backwards my name is mosnar which is moss clown in Dutch!

So Ransom was sentenced to lick the moss, by judge julie in sex court, while his girlfriend... Cray really liked clipping his toe nails. And he decided to share the salami, he just bought at the butcher, with eAi. But eAi punched everyone with a big tofu ball, because he was a vegetarian.

Suddenly IJs had a craving for KFC...so IJS went to the KFC house to talk to them but he fell downstairs... he wondered why this KFC was a house and he sued them for all they're worth for falling down the staircase, he claimed a plunger was placed at the top of the staircase. The next moment Robpol86 popped up and directed all KFC members to his brand new Tisd.net van he got from his boss the day before, when they were all in, he unzipped his pants and they started... playing pattycake while Kent showed up at the door, saw this, and got sad cos they didnt let him in the game. They just played with Kent watching it. He was so sad that he took a hammer and... broke a window at the Wall o mart while Vass was... masturbating in the KFC kitchen preparing the "special sauce" for the food.

Kent came back, not only to find vass masturbating, but DeathB was by his side giving himself the time, then DgtaDude joined in.

The Next day the kitchen was full of a sticky white liquid, women seem to like to bath in it until ransom thought he would have a try and... then he realized he was being posessed by dark, so he stomped a mudhole in dark and threw him into the vat o' white liquid.

After a year of nonsense going on...ransom and ijs met up at the KFC coffe house to change money to drugs. bad luck for ransom he wanted to pay with japanese money but ijs wast pleased and...Excited, he got his Gun and !!BANG!! shot himself in the head, ransom sat there laughing because he had the drugs and the money...

7000 years later, Wheelman's great great grandson started to play MTA, for Grand Theft Auto: Pluto. He dominated people left and right, and eventually met a guy named {ULK}DeathZ who was a very late predecessor of Gary and.. DeathZ owned Wheelman(aka batman)'s great grandson cause he actually was a n00b.

Suddenly MrBump came and said: "Ill ban u both for being so lame. Get out of this game or i will slap u."

Then came the real batman back and said i invented a time machine...AND DECIDED TO RULE THE WORLD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH........but then suddenly vass stole his time machine and kicked batman back to 1914... He was left there. Sux for him. Just then DeathZ tried to figure out how MrBump was still alive... it was his scripts! THEY ARE SO ADVANCED! They now create and improve themselves! They work using donkeys. Donkeys owned the world but got trapped into 1 of bumps scripts so bump.... hooked the donkey up to the computer to upgrade it from steam power.

Then happened an accident and all the donkey died. Now bump and DeathZ had to get batman back to their teahouse to drink some tea and eat biscuits, batman said i don't like tea and biscuits i aint a british :o and ransom turned around and bitchslapped him, there was a big fight.. at the end of it.. batmans ass was red cos everybody slapped him, ransom had to buy a new beer bottle he had broken and deathz went to the hospital wit a broken leg...

The hostpital security said: "ur not allowed in cos ur gay :o off." But deathz... thought: "let's kick him in the balls, but he fainted."

And suddenly xerox came in and teleported everyone back to the past, but while they were in the teleporter (which was jacked from Batman while he was visiting a coffee shop in Amsterdam), xerox... likes pie. And they went to Germany and laughed at germans.

Then nikl laughed at them and got klined for antihitlerism. some then unklined nickl and when he came back he was laughed at they klined him again, so he decided to kick his grandpa and laugh at the grandson of DrEaM4D who dominated the world for 5000 years in MTA in future.

But lets teleport to 5000 years later...

Everyone was addicted to cheese and classed as a class A drug then Brophy aint it and got soo high it made him want to give all his money and gold to vass.

He gave but the gold wast real so vass slapped himm and... Phuk came and killed them both. So he runs off with the stuff and... tripped and fell because of a rock, making everything to fall into the near lava river, so phuk jumped in and... burned his ass.

Now that the zombies came back, the world... blew up and only the only people who survived were dark... and black dragon (actually he isnt a human but what the hey) so they went to mars and dragon built his home in its north pole and dark... but Mr.Bump's kick/ban script didn't like that so he banned his home from the list, but the script didn't work because... the lamas came from mars...

He was so intelligent he decided to try to fly but wat he forgot was his wings and.... he fell down and broke his teeth.

OMG deathz is back...but deathz died by a stubby up his ass the only way to die suicide.

Nick's biological great X14 grandson, nickl269 then grabbed onto a staf and rubbed his hand along it shouting "i am the king" then his hand got lower and lower into his pants...and he touched his toes!

Meanwhile at the other end of the galaxy... Mr.Bill ate a bag of marijuana so he went in sleep and... shit himself because windows got a blue screen! Some computer :o call it the blue screen of death because it is a blue screen and it kills people by turning them to stone(d)!! while bill was shitting himself betty was making a big soup made out of pussy hair! 10 kittens where killed.... and somehow Mr. Bill decided to lick the blue screen and suddenly it disappeared. He reported the blue screen solution to Microsoft and Microsoft brought out Windows Update with lick support, but then the RIAA came bitchin on Microsoft cause they didnt want people to.... download movies, because those movies pay the camera men, the janitors, the light fixers, the makeup guys, not just the... MTA Team. And of course, the MTA team needed that money, or else they would not get their... soup for the day. Aeron kills, stabs, muders, kicks, rapes, beats, licks, trows, clowns, pokes IJs to death because he edited MY story without permission.Nick then carries off the body to the laboratory to carry out genetic research about ijs humaness(humanity?). Then he puts him on the table and puts some cables into his head. He counts down 3..2..1 and puts down a switch. Ijs wakes up and gets a stone to.... rub on his nipples so ijs gets hot and they start both... feeling each others asses and [VCK]KEZZ@ looks astounded at that dirty behaviour, and bd slaps kezza for double posting AGAIN, and wonders off to his own stuff. at the same time, on the other side of the galaxy, El Burro exiles himself from Planet Party Server because he was Drunk and Disorderly and should be ashamed calling Nika rude names such as... RACIST!!!then came vass and made the next page... while eating some pears, yum....then hes slave vendetta came in... and sat on Vasses knee. When asked what he wanted for Christmas, Utopia replied..."i want a big bag of spam"... So, Santa Claus came and smashed Utopia's head with the huge bag of spam. Then Santa Claus said... "Did that hurt?", Utopia nodded his head and Santa proceeded to bash his head abit more with a....little peace of a fishy fish...that he got from

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Once upon the time there was the MTA Team. There was also gta, that didn't had mp in it, but soon Zeus went to sleep.

Then Timmy got heart disease! Zeus little son Ares went to help Timmy, but they both died.

Then Ransom woke up. Ransom ran and ran to a great place, where Posty goes and kills him with his m60. But then MAD_BOY comes en kicks Posty's ass, that makes Aeron do anything but stay on topic. Then IJs walks in with an owned stick and proudly exclaims "ALL YOUR CAPSLOCKS ARE BELONG TO US!!1 But suddenly he was kicked for CAPS, and then "nickl245 did come, spam and it was good.

Two days later... MrBill walked in with his goats, the goats mooed for some odd reason, and MrBill humped me. me liked it and thought MrBill was the coolest moderator EVER! But now he isnt, so MrBill shot utopia and killed him.

Then, MrBill soiled himself and started humping the goats, but something happened and a goat ran away, because he humped it to hard. So he fetched his lube and some sheep bait.

Then a lamer named nikl came over and sucked everyone off the end of his Vacuum cleaner while he was wearing his poofy gay apron and weilding a picket sign saying: "Phuk j00 Rule, Sign 0n my Bo0bieZz!!1" .

Next the lamer n1ckl245 was caught ironing in his maid costume by the mta crew, he was sentenced to an asskicking, it was mutual. The asskicking began and went too far, thus the expression "An April Fools joke, gone bad.

But EL Burro was having fun, he was just about to whip out his Chainsaw singing "Im a littleTeapot" when... Phuk came and sliced him with the chainsaw and said "APRIL FOOLS" then, DrEaM4D was puking @ his little chainsaw and showing him his big old friend.

Then,boss came in, slapped El Burro with a 'YOUR MY DADDY' sig and found bill humping a goat in El Burro's 'YOU CAN BE OUR MEAT' truck... and he died because the sheep was wielding a stubby shotgun, next it ran to the local Wal-Mart because it needed condoms but when it got there, to its great misfortune, it saw that the store was closed.

So the sheep made their own condom and tried it on nikl, cause nikl is weilding a katana, that then stabbed the goat and then got stabbed into El Burro's belly that then got open and droped the drugs.Then the sheep fell on burros 'menu'(the bloody drugs!!!) and landed on nikl's katana.... then smeg head got confused and blew Nikl's face off with a stubby, found trying to escape, Posty and the rest of ULK go after Smeg to get his stubby but Phuk stops and kills all of ulk.

Then... admin Aeron kicked Phuk out of the game for suspected cheater. Phuk go so pissed off he got IJs to kline aeron from irc permanently.

There after Kent fell madly in love with Robpol and Robpol didn't exactly complain. They then set off into the sunset and lived happily ever after in an ice cream truck filled with pink dildos and ky jelly.

Suddenly they spot Mr Bill running towards them, too busy to notice they shrug their shoulders and get back to eating the Jelly. Mr Bill climbs in the Truck and lets the Handbrake go, the truck then starts speeding down a hill towards a... rock and the truck blows up. But... MrBill and Kent survive, rob is dead and goes to Hell where he spends the rest of eternity eating Bison Puke and drinking the devils nasty juices. But MrBill and Kent then went to the Malibu, they ordered many tequilas and things got a little out of hand...

They went to go rape nickl, and nickl seemed to like it. Then phuk came and nikl raped phuk and phuk seemed to like it more than nikl so nikl went in the kitchen to cook some... sausage for zoot and zoot seemed to like it so much that nikl gave zoot more of his sausage.

Then zoot ate the sausage with eggs and waffles and it was good. phuk started crying because he didnt have any... balls to have his... breakfast?!?!?...

So anyway, smeg went out shopping and bought some cheese, peperoni and...bacon to bake everyone a... lovely stubby supper, complete with garlic bread and molotov, but smeg overcooked it so he gave it to a bum, the bum ate the burnt supper and ... he died.

So then a big, huge fight started and... then Wheelman's massive penis made them stop arguing, and get to being jealous... and Wheelman's Mum was standing there infront of wheelman and he realised he had dreamt having a massive penis... and his mom was playing with it.

Everyone was scared and said... MADBOY STOP WATCHING UR PORNO!!! And MADBOY said... it's from rob!

But then Ransom walked in and called Robpol86 a BOSNAR! Then Robpol said SOB just before his boss BUSTED him while he was extracting dextromethropolithan (drug) from cough sirup at his work. Then the boss called him a SOB and suddenly the phone rang again and some corny tisd.net customer said he knew robert pooley because he heard the well known phone call between Ransom and Robpol.

And while Ransom was calling Kent with his free long-distance calls, he was also busy at work trying to mate big chinese pandas. He sprayed them with green flourescent spray paint to make them more attractive.

The pandas not only mated, they..Ran around and gave eachother blowjobs and orgys....and [LsL]Dark helped them. Meanwhile curly was whining about his forum idiot rank, while everyone knows that he is an idiot, so they said... YATTA! and they all made madboyphpwiki-1.3.9 and published it on sourceforge.net, they named it after madboy because he was busted after being mounted by a huge animal in his...school bag.

IJs started to melt and almost everyone began to cry, MrBill came in and asked for his.. goats, his goats were scared of him, so they ran into ransom, ransom took one and said: "Hello there u sexy thing - want to do what dark did to those pandas?" So the sheep ran away again, cause they tought it was bill in costume.

They found a great site and they downloaded..... Vice City then they got mta, so the sheep met another sheep online and communitcated using bah bah and shit, and 1 of em got offended by the bah bah and shot the other sheep in the face and took his nose off, then the sheep jumped through the monitor onto the other sheep (undamaged) and dropped his nose on him then the sheep undamaged did a ninja kickflip and started to kick the shit outta the sheep with no nose, then the sheep with no nose... decided Talidan, MrBill, MAD_BOY and Robpol86 (which was revived again) should visit a youth hostel in the UK.

So they did, and in the middle of the night Robpol86 woke Ransom, it seemed like Robpol was posessed, and he asked Ransom very quietly: I like boners with caramel and cherry sauce. "AGAIN???? Ok but it's the last time" Ransom said.

Meanwhile, while Ransom went out to get the cherry sauce, he saw MrBill and MAD_BOY doing nothing of interest on the bushes, so he decided to... join and they had a great time in the bushes, until policeman [sM]Boss arrested them for having...fun. Cause boss wanted that they had... free internet access from tisd.net, including email with spamfilter and Ransom in garlic sauce with garlic bread and they were sentenced by Boss to take the next plane to Amsterdam to smoke some weed, so they...would have real "nederwiet". Now most people think what's nederwiet, so ransom tells them in a psycho way: Hey, I know how to say bosnar which is dutch and means forest clown, so back off. Besides backwards my name is mosnar which is moss clown in Dutch!

So Ransom was sentenced to lick the moss, by judge julie in sex court, while his girlfriend... Cray really liked clipping his toe nails. And he decided to share the salami, he just bought at the butcher, with eAi. But eAi punched everyone with a big tofu ball, because he was a vegetarian.

Suddenly IJs had a craving for KFC...so IJS went to the KFC house to talk to them but he fell downstairs... he wondered why this KFC was a house and he sued them for all they're worth for falling down the staircase, he claimed a plunger was placed at the top of the staircase. The next moment Robpol86 popped up and directed all KFC members to his brand new Tisd.net van he got from his boss the day before, when they were all in, he unzipped his pants and they started... playing pattycake while Kent showed up at the door, saw this, and got sad cos they didnt let him in the game. They just played with Kent watching it. He was so sad that he took a hammer and... broke a window at the Wall o mart while Vass was... masturbating in the KFC kitchen preparing the "special sauce" for the food.

Kent came back, not only to find vass masturbating, but DeathB was by his side giving himself the time, then DgtaDude joined in.

The Next day the kitchen was full of a sticky white liquid, women seem to like to bath in it until ransom thought he would have a try and... then he realized he was being posessed by dark, so he stomped a mudhole in dark and threw him into the vat o' white liquid.

After a year of nonsense going on...ransom and ijs met up at the KFC coffe house to change money to drugs. bad luck for ransom he wanted to pay with japanese money but ijs wast pleased and...Excited, he got his Gun and !!BANG!! shot himself in the head, ransom sat there laughing because he had the drugs and the money...

7000 years later, Wheelman's great great grandson started to play MTA, for Grand Theft Auto: Pluto. He dominated people left and right, and eventually met a guy named {ULK}DeathZ who was a very late predecessor of Gary and.. DeathZ owned Wheelman(aka batman)'s great grandson cause he actually was a n00b.

Suddenly MrBump came and said: "Ill ban u both for being so lame. Get out of this game or i will slap u."

Then came the real batman back and said i invented a time machine...AND DECIDED TO RULE THE WORLD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH........but then suddenly vass stole his time machine and kicked batman back to 1914... He was left there. Sux for him. Just then DeathZ tried to figure out how MrBump was still alive... it was his scripts! THEY ARE SO ADVANCED! They now create and improve themselves! They work using donkeys. Donkeys owned the world but got trapped into 1 of bumps scripts so bump.... hooked the donkey up to the computer to upgrade it from steam power.

Then happened an accident and all the donkey died. Now bump and DeathZ had to get batman back to their teahouse to drink some tea and eat biscuits, batman said i don't like tea and biscuits i aint a british :o and ransom turned around and bitchslapped him, there was a big fight.. at the end of it.. batmans ass was red cos everybody slapped him, ransom had to buy a new beer bottle he had broken and deathz went to the hospital wit a broken leg...

The hostpital security said: "ur not allowed in cos ur gay :o off." But deathz... thought: "let's kick him in the balls, but he fainted."

And suddenly xerox came in and teleported everyone back to the past, but while they were in the teleporter (which was jacked from Batman while he was visiting a coffee shop in Amsterdam), xerox... likes pie. And they went to Germany and laughed at germans.

Then nikl laughed at them and got klined for antihitlerism. some then unklined nickl and when he came back he was laughed at they klined him again, so he decided to kick his grandpa and laugh at the grandson of DrEaM4D who dominated the world for 5000 years in MTA in future.

But lets teleport to 5000 years later...

Everyone was addicted to cheese and classed as a class A drug then Brophy aint it and got soo high it made him want to give all his money and gold to vass.

He gave but the gold wast real so vass slapped himm and... Phuk came and killed them both. So he runs off with the stuff and... tripped and fell because of a rock, making everything to fall into the near lava river, so phuk jumped in and... burned his ass.

Now that the zombies came back, the world... blew up and only the only people who survived were dark... and black dragon (actually he isnt a human but what the hey) so they went to mars and dragon built his home in its north pole and dark... but Mr.Bump's kick/ban script didn't like that so he banned his home from the list, but the script didn't work because... the lamas came from mars...

He was so intelligent he decided to try to fly but wat he forgot was his wings and.... he fell down and broke his teeth.

OMG deathz is back...but deathz died by a stubby up his ass the only way to die suicide.

Nick's biological great X14 grandson, nickl269 then grabbed onto a staf and rubbed his hand along it shouting "i am the king" then his hand got lower and lower into his pants...and he touched his toes!

Meanwhile at the other end of the galaxy... Mr.Bill ate a bag of marijuana so he went in sleep and... shit himself because windows got a blue screen! Some computer :o call it the blue screen of death because it is a blue screen and it kills people by turning them to stone(d)!! while bill was shitting himself betty was making a big soup made out of pussy hair! 10 kittens where killed.... and somehow Mr. Bill decided to lick the blue screen and suddenly it disappeared. He reported the blue screen solution to Microsoft and Microsoft brought out Windows Update with lick support, but then the RIAA came bitchin on Microsoft cause they didnt want people to.... download movies, because those movies pay the camera men, the janitors, the light fixers, the makeup guys, not just the... MTA Team. And of course, the MTA team needed that money, or else they would not get their... soup for the day. Aeron kills, stabs, muders, kicks, rapes, beats, licks, trows, clowns, pokes IJs to death because he edited MY story without permission.Nick then carries off the body to the laboratory to carry out genetic research about ijs humaness(humanity?). Then he puts him on the table and puts some cables into his head. He counts down 3..2..1 and puts down a switch. Ijs wakes up and gets a stone to.... rub on his nipples so ijs gets hot and they start both... feeling each others asses and [VCK]KEZZ@ looks astounded at that dirty behaviour, and bd slaps kezza for double posting AGAIN, and wonders off to his own stuff. at the same time, on the other side of the galaxy, El Burro exiles himself from Planet Party Server because he was Drunk and Disorderly and should be ashamed calling Nika rude names such as... RACIST!!!then came vass and made the next page... while eating some pears, yum....then hes slave vendetta came in... and sat on Vasses knee. When asked what he wanted for Christmas, Utopia replied..."i want a big bag of spam"... So, Santa Claus came and smashed Utopia's head with the huge bag of spam. Then Santa Claus said... "Did that hurt?", Utopia nodded his head and Santa proceeded to bash his head abit more with a....little peace of a fishy fish...that he got from black dragon, that was selling fish and other useful stuff at

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