JoStud and MrBumps Used Autos - Open for business

[Si|ent]

Having become battle weary we looked for a new line of business to get into. Bounty hunting was getting tough. Always a new fresher kid around the corner looking to make an easy buck, thinking takign down old timers like us would give them the credibility they needed in these tough streets. Of course they rarely could. But it was tiring none the less. But what to do? Fast food joint? Bar? PR agent for the young up and coming racers?

Then a noob was overheard lambasting the lack of vehicles where he stood at the time and like a lightbulb illuminating above our heads cartoon style the idea arrived.

Gathering stock was tricky at first. People were none to pleased to have what they viewed as thier property stolen. But all property is theft right? So we were merely moving it along the foodchain.

I already had the yard. It had been a favourite dueling arena of mine for a while. We began to gather the stock and test our parking skills.

We took on some staff for the duration, Nick was ok but a little jumpy.

Finally we'd gathered enough stock to open for business. Ok it wasn't gleaming Detroit metal and chrome you could see your distorted face in. But it was a start. 'Stack em high sell em cheap' as my Grandfather used to say (before the unfortunate tower of bricks accident)

We sat back in our easy chairs waiting for the easy bucks to roll in. But seemed we had made a mistake thinking it would be this easy to get out of 'The Business' of killing. We'd both made some enemies and even those that hadn't crossed our paths before saw us as easy meat. Just second hand car dealers right? They got a shock and many fell adding thier fresh blood to the deep brown stains on the forecourt. But one was smart. He saw us distracted by an intruder and snuck past.

A single two dollar home made molotov and the dream was gone.

We didn't hang around for the encore. As we sprinted down the street pursuing the culprit we felt rather than heard the detonations thru the worn tarmac and we knew it had ben a crazy dream.

Seems some things arent as easy to escape as we'd hoped. Once a killer, always a target.

But then again. Theres always helicopters...

To Be Continued.... (maybe)

Edited May 16, 2004 by Guest

[Guardians Proper]

Wow, look at all those vehicles.

[Xc0n]

Yep I see alot of vehicles

[Point Blank]

all those times i wondered where the cars went 2 all over town and wher no where to be found.......

now i kno

[Luigi]

cool! =D>

[[->>CURLY<<-]]

good work your 2

[NosGoth]

all those times i wondered where the cars went 2 all over town and wher no where to be found.......

now i kno

Isn't there a key to see where all vehicles are located?

[MAD_BOY]

i'm interested in that vcpd heli, how much does it cost?

[NosGoth]

I laughed my ass of when I read VCES>nick's sentence ---> "lmao austin powers and the gold cart". That firetruck is totally stuck haha. Great job people!

[*REX*]

Nice cars..... I would buy a Blue Lambo if you happend to have one?

I had a dream like that once also. Untill [TF]JoStud said "Look out up top"

And showers of firing balls poured all over the cars. " your right a $2 dollar fire bomb can ruin a PRICELESS dream. I will find the destructor!

[OpiuM.]

used autos is right....WAIT....WAS ONE ON FIRE??!?!?!?, yo point_ gets that one

[VB6]

lol nice parking mr bump

btw u know how the mta client doesnt let anyone whos not from the mta team put [MTA] in there name and imitate mr bump well how come u dont put [MTA] in youre name mr bump

[Si|ent]

It's to prevent them posing as any member of the team. not just me. I don't use [MTA] for a few reasons. If i tag like that i get an endless stream of questions about 0.4, or why doesnt this or that work - when will - you should - how about doing.. etc. I'm there to play or check out possible cheaters not to be grilled. Also I am part of [VCA] so i use that tag when im not there with some made up name to check out a cheat report on the officials.

[[TF]JoStud]

After giving the used auto business some thought, I've come to the conclusion that the reason we failed previously was not due to our inability to defend the carlot, but rather the location of the lot... nobody wants to go to the edge of downtown for a car. So I decided to re-open the used auto business elswhere... I chose this lot.

After gathering a fairly respectable amount of cars without any hassle and getting ready for business, I had my first wannabe vandal, he was, however, dispatched quickly. (I'm Bush)

Finally, my first customer came... but unfortunately he was followed by another vandal who wreaked havoc on my carlot with molotov's...

I quickly chased the villian off and continued collecting my cars... However moments after leaving I returned with another car to discover that an unidentified person had destroyed my cars. All I could do was watch the radar blips disappear one by one, and again the dream was over...

[Ransom]

haha, that would be a great gag for blasta, just go in with some kinda n00b names and look like easy targets, then blast whoever tries to get the cars back

[[TF]JoStud]

Hmm... Blasta? I'm not sure what that is... I thought it was a spam forum... I dunno though.

[Guardians Proper]

just go in with some kinda n00b names and look like easy targets

What do you mean "look" like easy targets?...

[*REX*]

[TF]JoStud I have watched yet another dream parish. I send my best condolences to your auto business.

[kezza[VCK]]

well the only car that was'nt damaged was the black senteniel which i woulda bought u should try to do that again bump i'd love to help out and steal cars for a living! see wat i mean i stole the gmc lol well keep me informed when u wanna make new car yard

[xerox]

damn ransom - there goes one of my ideas =P