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Most blinks in a minute.

Longest shit log.

Longest time eyes kept open without going blind or blinking.

Most number of minutes swimming with sharks without being killed.

Most number of "stupid Guiness records" created by one person on the MTA message board.

Sidenote:

Ace joined a MONTH before Ransom and he only has 100 posts, whereas Ransom has over 2,000. What's up with that shit?

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Sidenote:

Ace joined a MONTH before Ransom and he only has 100 posts, whereas Ransom has over 2,000. What's up with that shit?

He went into a coma (Real explanation: Just cause you joined a certain day doesn't mean your post count rises, in other words he doesn't automatically always have more posts than me, get it?)

:Most ejaculations

theres too many ;)

I have been giving this one a try... Even if you lose you win :shock:

btw,

Is it less gay to shoot someone in the ass with a dart gun than to be shot?

hmm I dont know I tried to make the best out of getting away from the situation and it seems to be workin since I got ya confused :D

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I got over 1,000 posts in 36 days over at GTAForums. :lol:

Most hours spent connected to mIRC

Most hours spent connected to mIRC and actually using mIRC

Biggest splash from a cannonball into a pool :)

Farthest a blind man walked without smacking into something (no cane)

Most number of times someone can use the word "the" in one sentence

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I got over 1,000 posts in 36 days over at GTAForums. :lol:

Most number of times someone can use the word "the" in one sentence

Fuck the dog, the dog likes the fucking cock the little bastard.

Most time spent tolerating posts a page-scroll long :lol: (madboy)

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lolz @ tek with the fat ladies slept with one haha

most grams smoked in a single toke

most quater-blunts smoked in one session

biggest toke cloud ; in (l x w)

longest rail of coke sniffed without bleeding profusely from the nostral

most times flicking self in testicals with rubber elastic

most grams of mushrooms consumed before thinking you will die

most amount of consecutive headaches while staring at the screen playing MTA.

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