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2,443 Dirty Words (By George Carlin)


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Caution! Lots of dirty words below! Read at your own risk!

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A tribute to my favorite comedian, George Carlin

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MALE GENITALS

AARON'S ROD

ARM

BABY-MAKER

BEEF

BLUE VEIN MEATROLL

BALD-HEADED BUTLER

BALD-HEADED MOUSE

BELLY BUSTER

BATHTUB EEL

BEARDED BLOOD SAUSAGE

BIRD

BONE

BALONEY

BANANA

BAT

BAYONET

BEAN TOSSER

BEEF

BELLY RUFFIAN

BLADE

BROOMSTICK

BUM TICKLER

BUSH BEATER

BUTTON-HOLE WORKER

COCK

CANDLE

CARROT

CLUB

CRACK HAUNTER

CRANNY HUNTER

CRACKSMAN

CREAMSTICK

CULTY GUN

CARNAL STUMP

CHICKEN

CHILD-GETTER

CHINK-STOPPER

COREY

CROOK

DICK

DORK

DONG

DONIKER

DINGUS

DIPSTICK

DAGGER

DART OF LOVE

DEAREST MEMBER

DICKY

DING-DONG

DINGER

DINGLE-DANGLE

DUMMY

DODADDY

DOLLY

DOOFLICKER

DOWN-LEG

DRAGON

EEL

END

FAMILY ORGAN

FIDDLE BOW

FISH

FISHING ROD

FLAPPER

FOOL-STICKER

FOREFINGER

FUC.KER

FOREMAN

GUN

GUT WRENCH

GIGGLE STICK

GADGET

GARDENER

GIGGLING PIN

GOOSER

GRAVY MAKER

GRINDING TOOL

GRISTLE

GUT STICK

HAIR SPLITTER

HAMBONE

HAMMER

HANGING JOHNNY

HOE HANDLE

HOLY POKER

HORN

HOSE

HOT ROD

HEAT-SEEKING MOISTURE

MISSILE

HAIRY HOT DOG

JACK IN THE BOX

JEMSON

JERKING IRON

JIGGER

JING JANG

JOCKAM

JOHNNIE

JOHNNY ONE-EYE THE

BALD-HEADED CHAMP

JOHNSON

JOINT

JOY KNOB

JOY PRONG

JOY STICK

KEY

KIDNEY CRACKER

KIDNEY WIPER

KIELBASA

KING MEMBER

KNOB

KNOCKER

LADIES' DELIGHT

LADIES' LOLLIPOP

LADIES' TREASURE

LAMP OF LIFE

LANCE

LIFE PRESERVER

LITTLE BROTHER

LITTLE WILLIE

LIVER TURNER

LIVE SAUSAGE

LIZARD

LOB

LOBCOCK

LOBSTER

LOLLYPOP

LONG JOHN

LOVE DART

LOVE GUN

LOVE MUSCLE

LUCY

LUNG DISTURBER

MAD MICK

MAGIC WAND

MAN-ROOT

MARROW BONE

MASTER JOHN THURSDAY

MASTER OF CEREMONIES

MEAT

MEAT HOOK

MEAT WHISTLE

MEMBER

MERRYMAKER

MIDDLE LEG

MILKMAN

MISTER GOODWRENCH

MISTER TOM

MOUSE

MUSCLE

MUTTON DAGGER

MY BODY'S CAPTAIN

NATURAL SCYTHE

NEEDLE

NIMROD

NIPPY

NOODLE

NOONY

OLD BLIND BOB

ONE-EYED NIGHT CRAWLER IN

THE TURTLE-NECK SWEATER

ONE-EYED MILKMAN

ONE-EYED TROUSER TROUT

ONE-EYED WONDER WORM

PANT MUSCLE

PECKER

PEE-PEE

PEN

PENCIL

PENDULUM

PERCH

PETER

PICCOLO

PICKLOCK

PIKESTAFF

PILE DRIVER

PIN

PINK PENCIL

PIPE

PISSER

PISTOL

PLUGTAIL

POCKET PICCOLO

POCKET ROCKET

POINTER

POKER

POLE

PORK

PORK SWORD

POST

PRICK

PRIDE AND JOY

PRONG

PUD

PUDDING

PUMP HANDLE

PURPLE-HELMETED WARRIOR

OF LOVE

PUP

PUTZ

QUICKENING PEG

QUIMSTAKE

RAM

RAMROD

RAW MEAT

REAMER

RED CAP

ROD

ROD OF LOVE

ROLLING PIN

ROOT

RUDDER

RUPERT

RUSSELL THE WONDER

MUSCLE

ST. PETER

SALAMI

SAUSAGE

SCEPTRE

SCHLONG

SEXING PIECE

SHAFT

SHMOCK

SHORT ARM

SHOVE DEVIL

SHVONTZ

SILENT FLUTE

SKIN FLUTE

SNAKE

SPIGOT

SPIKE-FA.GGOT

SPINDLE

SPOT-RUMP

SPOUT

STAFF

STEAMING HOT KANGA

STEM

STICK

STING

STUMP

SUGAR STICK

SWORD

TAIL PIN

TALLY-WHACKER

TASSEL

TENT PEG

THING

THIRD LEG

THISTLE

THROBBER

THROBBING PYTHON OF LOVE

TICKLE-GIZZARD

TICKLER

TONG

TOOL

TORCH OF CUPID

TOY

TRAP-STICK

TROUSER ANACONDA

TUBE STEAK

UNCLE DICK

VOMITING COBRA

WAND

WANG

WAZOO

WEAPON

WEDGE

WEENIE

WHACKER

WHIP

WHISTLE

WHORE-PIPE

WICK

WILLIE

WINKLE

WIRE

WORM

YANG

YARD

YOSH

ZUBRICK

WELL-ENDOWED (MALE)

BASKET FOR DAYS

DONKEY-RIGGED

DOUBLE-SHUNG

HUNG LIKE A BULL

MIRACLE MEAT

TIMBERED

TONS OF BASKET

TONS OF MEAT

WELL-FAVORED BY NATURE

WELL HUNG

YARD

SEMEN

BABY FOOD

BABY JUICE

BULL GRAVY

BUTTERMILK

CHISM

COME

CREAM

CRUD

CUM

DUCK BUTTER

FETCH

GLUE

GRAVY

HOCKEY

HONEY

HOT MILK

JAM

JAZZ

JELLY

JISM

JUICE

LETCH WATER

LOAD

LOVE LIQUOR

MAN OIL

MARROW

METTLE

MILK

OIL OF MAN

OINTMENT

OYSTER

PRICK JUICE

PUDDING

SCUM

SEED

SLIME

SOAP

SPENDINGS

SPERM

SPEW

SPRATZ

SPUME

SPUNK

STARCH

STUFF

TAIL JUICE

TAIL WATER

TALLOW

WAD

WHITE BLOW

WHITE HONEY

SEMEN-RELATED

PEARL NECKLACE

PECKER TRACKS

WET DREAM

EJACULATE

BIG BANG

BUST YOUR NUTS

COME

COME OFF

CREAM

CUM

DIE IN A WOMAN'S LAP

DROP YOUR LOAD

FIRE A SHOT

GET OFF

GET THE DIRTY WATER OFF

YOUR CHEST

GET WET

GET YOUR COOKIES

GET YOUR JOLLIES

GET YOUR ROCKS OFF

GO OFF

NUMBER THREE

POP A NUT

SHOOT

SHOOT OFF

SHOOT YOUR WAD

SPEND

SQUIRT

EJACULATE

BIG BANG

BUST YOUR NUTS

COME

COME OFF

CREAM

CUM

DIE IN A WOMAN'S LAP

DROP YOUR LOAD

FIRE A SHOT

GET OFF

GET THE DIRTY WATER OFF

YOUR CHEST

GET WET

GET YOUR COOKIES

GET YOUR JOLLIES

GET YOUR ROCKS OFF

GO OFF

NUMBER THREE

POP A NUT

SHOOT

SHOOT OFF

SHOOT YOUR WAD

SPEND

SQUIRT

SCROTUM

BALL BAG

HAIRY BAG

POKE

SACK

CRAB LICE

ACTIVE CITIZENS

CRABS

CROTCH CRICKETS

GENTLEMEN'S COMPANIONS

NEIGHBORS TO THE SOUTH

PANTS RABBITS

SEAM SQUIRRELS

SYPHILIS

COACHMAN ON THE BOX

FRENCH GOUT

IRISH MUTTON

LADIES' FEVER

LIFELONG FRIEND

NEAPOLITAN BONE ACHE

OLD JOE

SIFF

SPANISH NEEDLE

THE OLD DOG

GONORRHEA

BURNER

CLAP

DOSE

GLEET

GLIM

HAIRCUT

LUES

LULU

MORNING DROP

PISS PINS AND NEEDLES

PISS PURE CREAM

STANK COCK

STRAIN

TEAR

FEMALE GENITALS

ACE OF SPADES

ADAM'S CAVE

ALTAR OF LOVE

BEARDED CLAM

BEAVER

BELLY ENTRANCE

BLACK BESS

BLUEBEARD'S CLOSET

BOX

BROWN MADAM

BULL'S EYE

BUNNY

BUSH

BUTTON HOLE

CABBAGE PATCH

CANAL

CANDLE HOLDER

CAT'S MEAT

CAVE OF HARMONY

CAVERN

CELLAR DOOR

CHOCHA

CLEFT

CLUTCH

COCKPIT

COOKIE

COOT

COOTCH

COOZE

COUPLER

CRACK

CRANNY

CREASE

CREVICE

CROTCH

CRUMPET

CUNNY

CUNT

DIMPLE

DmNE SCAR

DONUT

DRAIN

EEL-SKINNER

FISH TANK

FLYTRAP

FORT BUSHY

FRONT WINDOW

FUR

FURBOX

FURBURGER

FURROW

GAP

GAPER

GASH

GATE OF HEAVEN

GINCH

GINNY

GIRL-STREET

GOAT-MILKER

GRAVY-MAKER

GULLY-HOLE

HAIR

HAIRCOURT

HAIR PIE

HAPPY VALLEY

HARBOR OF HOPE

HATCH

HOG EYE

HOLE

HONEY-HIVE

HONEY-POT

HORSE COLLAR

HOT BOX

HOT SPOT

HOUSE UNDER THE HILL

IRISH FORTUNE

ITCHING JENNY

JACK NASTY-FACE

JAXY

JELLY-ROLL

Jl)ICE BOX

KEYHOLE

LADY JANE

LAMP OF LOVE

LAPLAND

LATHER-MAKER

LITTLE MARY

LOCKER

LONG-EYE

LOVE TUNNEL

LOWER LIPS

MAGPIE'S NEST

MAIN VEIN

MANHOLE

MARK OF THE BEAST

MEAT

MEAT GRINDER

MOM'S HOMEMADE SLIT PIE

MOUND

MOUNT PLEASANT

MOUSE

MOUTH-THAT- CANNOT-BITE

MUFF

NAF

NATURE'S TUFTED TREASURE

NEST

NICHE

NOOK

NOOKY

NOTCH

OAT-BIN

OLD MOSSYFACE

ORGAN GRINDER

OVEN

OYSTER CATCHER

PATCH

PELT

PENWIPER

PIE

PIECE

PIN CUSHION

PIPE CLEANER

PISS FLAPS

PIT

PLAYPEN

POCKET

POKE HOLE

POONTANG

POOR MAN'S BLESSING

PRICK PURSE

PUSSY

QUIFF

QUIM

QUIVER

ROSE

SCREW-HOLE

SLASH

SLIT

SLOT

SNAPPER

SNAPPIN' PUSSY

SNATCH

SNATCH-BOX

STANK

STEAM ROOM

STUFF

SOCKET

SPORTSMAN'S GAP

SUGAR BASIN

TAIL

TEMPLE OF LOW MEN

TOOL-CHEST

TOY SHOP

TREASURE CHEST

TRENCH

TRIANGLE

TRIM

TUBE

TUNA TACO

TUNNEL

TUNNEL OF LOVE

TWAT

TWEEZE

TWITCHER

VAG

VALLEY

VENUS HIGHWAY

VERTICAL SMILE

WET CAVE OF LUST

WOOLY-BOOGER

WORKS

YAWNIE

YUM-YUM

FEMALE GENITAL-RELATED

BOY-IN-THE-BOAT

BUSH

BUTTON

CHERRY

CLAMP

CLIT

CLITTY

CLEOPATRA

LADY'S LOW TOUPEE

LATHER

LETCH-WATER

LOVE JUICE

MAN-IN-THE-CANOE

MERKIN

MUGGET

PUSSY FART

VAGINAL BLOOD FART

BREASTS

APPLES

BALCONY

BALLOONS

BANGERS

BAZONGAS

BAZOOMS

BEAN BAGS

BIG BROWN EYES

BON-BONS

BOOBIES

BOOBS

BOTTLES

BOULDERS

BULLETS

BUMPERS

BUSTERS

BUTTERBAGS

CANTELOUPES

GAZONGAS

GLANDS

GLOBES

GRAPEFRUITS

GUAVAS

HANDFUL

HAND-WARMERS

HEADERS

HEADUGHTS

HILLS

HONKERS

HOOTERS

HOWITZERS

JABOOS

JIBS

JUGS

JUMBOS

KAZONGAS

KNOBS

KNOCKERS

LACTOIDS

LOAVES

LOBLOLLIES

LOVE BUBBLES

LOVE MUFFINS

LULUS

LUNGS

MAMMETS

MAMS

MANGOES

MEATBALLS

MEAT LOAVES

MELONS

MILK CANS

MILK SHOP

MOUNDS

MOUNT OF ULIES

MOUNTAINS

MUFFINS

MULLIGANS

MURPHIES

NANCIES

NATURE'S FONTS

NIBLETS

NINNIES

NIPPERS

NODULES

NOOGIES

NUBBIES

NUTS

ORANGES

ORBS

OTTOMANS

PAIR

PALOOKAS

PAPAYAS

PAPS

PEACHES

PEAKS

PEARS

PECTS

PEEPERS

PILLOWS

PIPS

POKERS

PONTOONS

POTATOES

PUMPKINS

PUMPS

RIB CUSHIONS

ROUNDIES

SANDBAGS

SCONES

SCOOPS

SET

SHAKERS

SHIMMIES

SKIN SACKS

SNUGGLE PUPS

SPHERES

SPUDS

STACKS

STUFFING

SWEATER MEAT

SWEET ROLLS

SWINGERS

TAMALES

TETONS

TIDBITS

TITS

TITTERS

TI=IES

TOMATOES

TOOTERS

TORPEDOES

TWANGERS

TWIN PEAKS

TWOFERS

UMLAUTS

UPPER DECK

WALDOS

WARHEADS

WARTS

WATERMELONS

WHOPPERS

WOBBLERS

WONGAS

YABBOS

YAMS

ZEPPELINS

MENSTRUATION

AUNT FLO

AUNT ROSIE IS IN TOWN

ALL'S NOT QUIET ON THE

WATERFRONT

BLOOD WEEK

COLLYWOBBLES

CURSE OF EVE

DRIP

ENTERTAIN THE GENERAL

FALL OFF THE ROOF

FLYING THE FLAG

HAVING THE PAINTERS IN

HIGH TIDE

HOLY WEEK

JINX

UTTLE SISTER IS HERE

MONTHLIES

MY BUDDY

MY FRIEND

ON THE BUN

ON THE POLE

ON THE RAG

PERIOD

PROBLEM

RAGGING

RAGTIME

RED FLAG

RED SAILS IN THE SUNSET

RIDING THE COTTON BICYCLE

RIDING THE COTTON PONY

ROAD UP FOR REPAIRS

SICK

STOP SIGN

TAIL FLOWERS

THAT TIME

THAT WAY

THE CAPTAIN IS AT HOME

THE CURSE

THE FOE

THE HAMMOCK IS SWINGING

THE PLAGUE

THE THING

THE VISITOR

TURNS

WEARING THE BULKY ROLL

WOMAN'S HOME COMPANION

SANITARY NAPKIN

BANDAGE

CLOUT

CUNT RAG

FANNY RAG

FLAG

GRANNY RAG

MAN HOLE COVER

MOUTH MATTRESS

MUCK RAG

MUTT RAG

PLEASURE GARDEN PADLOCK

RAG

RED FLAG

WINDOW BLIND

PREGNANT

ABOUT-TO-FIND-PUPS

APRON UP

BABY-BOUND

BAGGED

BELLY UP

BIG WITH CHILD

BROKEN-KNEED

CLUCKY

COCKED-UP

COMING FRESH

DELICATE CONDITION

DOUBLE-RIBBED

FRAGRANT

FULL OF HEIR

GONE TO SEED

HAVE A DUMPLING

HAVE ONE IN THE OVEN

HAVE ONE'S CARGO ABOARD

IN A FAMILY WAY

IN POD

IN THE PUDDING CLUB

IN TROUBLE

KNOCKED UP

LOADED

LOOKING PIGGY

ON THE BONES

RG.

PILLOWED

PREGGERS

PREGGY

SHOT IN THE GIBLETS

STORKED

STUNG BY A SERPENT

SWALLOWED A

WATERMELON SEED

UP AND COMING

UP THE STICK

WEDGED UP

FORNICATION

A BIT OF JAM

ACTION

BALL

BALLOCK

BALONEY RIDE

BANANAS AND CREAM

BANG

BASKET MAKING

BATTER

BEEF

BEEF INJECTION

BE IN A WOMAN'S BEEF

BELLY RIDE

BELT

BLANKET DRILL

BLOW OFF THE LOOSE CORNS

BOARD

BOFF

BONE

BORE

BOTTLE

BOUNCE

BUMP

BUMP FUR

BUNNY FUC.K

BURY ONE'S WICK

BURY THE BONE

BUSH PATROL

BUZZ THE BRILLO

CANE

CHANGE ONE'S LUCK

CHARGE

CHUCK A TREAD

CLIMB

COCK UP

COME ACROSS

COUPLE WITH

COVER

CRACK IT

CRAM

CRAWL

CREAM

CUT

DANCE THE MATTRESS nG

DAUB OF THE BRUSH

DICK

DICKY DUNK

DIDDLE

DIP YOUR STINGER IN

THE HONEY

DIP YOUR STICK

DIP YOUR WICK

DIRTY WORK AT THE

CROSSROADS

DO

DO A DIVE IN THE DARK

DO A FLOP

DO A PUSH

DO A SLIDE UP THE BOARD

DOG

DO IT

DO THE DEED

DO THE NASTY

EASE NATURE

EXCHANGE SPITS

FEATHER-BED,nG

FEED THE DUMMY

FIDDLE

FIRK

FIT END TO END

FIX HER PLUMBING

FLESH SESSION

FLOP

FLOP IN THE HAY

FOUR-LEGGED FROLIC

FRIG

FUC.K

FUN AND GAMES

GET A BIT

GET A CHUNK

GET A CRUMPET

GET A HUNK

GET A LITTLE

GET A PIECE

GET A SNIPPET

GET A WET ONE

GET HOME

GET IN

GET INTO HER PANTS

GET INTO SOME SERIOUS

FLESH

GET IT ON

GET JACK IN THE ORCHARD

GET LAID

GET L0CKY

GET ONE'S ASHES HAULED

GET ONE'S GREENS

GET ONE'S LEATHER

STRETCHED

GET ONE'S NOODLE WET

GET ONE'S OIL CHANGED

GET SOME

GET SOME ACTION

GET SOME ASS

GET SOME CRACK

GET SOME HAIR

GET SOME HOLE

GET SOME PUSSY

GET SOME STUFF

GET SOME TAIL

GET SOME TWEEZE

GET YOUR BEAN WAXED

GET YOUR POLE VARNISHED

GIVE HER A STAB

GO ALL THE WAY

GO LIKE A BELT-FED MOTOR

GO TO BED WITH

GO TO IT

GO TO TOWN

GO VAULTING

GREASE THE WHEEL

GRIND

GRIND ONE'S TOOL

HANKY-PANKY

HAVE

HAVE A BIT

HAVE A BIT OF GIBLET PIE

HAVE A BIT OF SUMMER

CABBAGE

HAVE A BLOW THROUGH

HAVE SEX WITH

HIDE THE FERRET

HIDE THE SALAMI

HIT ON THE TAIL

HOCK

HOP ON

HORIZONTAL REFRESHMENT

HOSE

HOT ROLL WITH CREAM

HUMP

IMPALE

INTRODUCE CHARLEY

INVADE

IRISH WHIST

JAZZ

JINK

JOB

JOIN PAUNCHES

JOUNCE

JOY RIDE

JUG

JUKE

JUMP

JUMP ON ONE'S BONES

KNOCK

KNOCK OFF A PIECE

KNOW

LADIES' TAILORING

LAY

LAY OFF WITH

LAY SOME PIPE

LAY THE HIP

LAY THE LEG

LEAP

LEAP ON

LIE ON

LIE WITH

LOB IN

LOVE

MAKE

MAKE FEET FOR CHILDREN'S

SHOES

MAKE IT

MAKE LOVE

MAKE OUT WITH

MAKE THE SCENE

MAKING BABIES

MAKIN' WHOOPEE

MATE

MESS AROUND

MINGLE LIMBS

MIX ONE'S PEANUT BUTTER

MOUNT

MUG

MUSS

NAIL

NAIL TWO BELLIES TOGETHER

NICK

NIG

NUB

NUG

NUT

OBLIGE

OFF

PARK YOUR YACHT IN

HAIR HARBOR

PEEL ONE'S BEST END

PEG

PERFORM

PESTLE

PIECE

PIECE OF ASS

PIECE OF PUSSY

PIECE OF SNATCH

PIECE OF TAIL

PILE

PILE-DRIVING

PIN

PLANT THE OATS

PLAY AT ALL FOURS

PLAY HIDE THE BONE

PLOW

PLUCK

PLUG

POCKET THE RED

POKE

POLE

POLE WORK

POUSH YOUR ROCKET

POP

PORK

POST A LETTER

POUND

PUMP

PUNCH

PUSH

PUT THE BOOTS TO

PUT THE TOOL IN THE SHED

QUIMSTICKING

RAM

RIDE

RIP OFF

RITES OF VENUS

ROASTING THE BROOMSTICK

ROLL

ROLL IN THE HAY

ROCK

ROD

ROGER

ROMP

ROOT

ROOTLE

ROUST

RUB BACONS

RUB UP

RUMBLE

RUMPLE

RUTTING

SALT

SAW OFF A CHUNK

SCORE

SCREW

SCUTZ AROUND

SECRET SERVICES

SERVICE

SHACK UP

SHAFT

SHAG

SHAKE

SHAKE THE SHEETS

SHOOT BETWEEN WIND

AND WATER

SHOOT ONE'S WAD

SHORT ARM PRACTICE

SHOVE

SHTUP

SINK THE SAUSAGE

SINK THE SOLDIER

SLAM

SLEEP WITH

SLIP HER A LENGTH

SLIP INTO

SPLIT

SPOIL

SQUAT JUMPS IN THE

CUCUMBER PATCH

SQUATTIN'ON THE HOG

SQUEEZE AND A SQUIRT

STAB

STABLE MY NAGGIE

STROP ONE'S BEAK

STRUM

STUFF

SWING

TAIL-WORK

TAKE A TURN IN THE STUBBLE

TAKE A TURN ON SHOOTER'S

HILL

TEAR OFF A PIECE

TEAR THE SHEETS

THE DISAPPEARING CANE

TRICK

THE MATRIMONIAL POLKA

THREAD

THREAD THE NEEDLE

THROW A HUMP

THROW A LEG OVER

THROW A SHOT

THUMP

TIE THE TRUE LOVER'S KNOT

TIFF

TIP THE LONG ONE

TO BE INTIMATE

TOOLING IN THE WOODS

TOPS AND BOTTOMS

TRIM

TRIM THE BUFF

TRIP UP THE RHINE

TUMBLE

TUMPLE

TURN UP

TWIDDLE

VARNISH ONE'S CANE

VAULT

VITAMIN F

WAP

WHAM

WHAT MOTHER DID

BEFORE ME

WIND THE CLOCK

WOMANIZE

WORK

WORK OUT

WORK THE DUMB ORACLE

WORK THE HAIRY ORACLE

YARD

YENTZ

SEXUAL AROUSAL (BOTH SEXES)

BLOTTY

BRIMMING

BULGING

COCKISH

DRIPPING FOR IT

FEELING HAIRY

FRISKY

FUC.KISH

GAMY

HAIRY

HORNY

HOT

HOT-ASSED

HOT AND BOTHERED

HOT NUTS

HOT PANTS

HUMPY

IN THE MOOD

IN SEASON

ITCHY PANTS

JUICED UP

JUICY

LATHERED

MOIST

MOTOR RUNNING

ON FOR ONE'S GREENS

ONCOMING

PRUNEY

RAMMISH

RANDY

READY

ROOTY

RUTTISH

SEXED UP

TUMBLING RIPE

TURNED ON

UP

WET

SEXUALLY FIXATED

COCK-HAPPY

CUNNY HAUNTED

CUNT-STRUCK

TESTALGIA

BLUE BALLS

HOT ROCKS

LOVE NUTS

LOVER'S NUTS

STONE ACHE

CONDOM

BALLOON

CHEATER

CLOSE COMBAT SOCK

DIVING SUIT

DROP CATCHER

EEL SKIN

FEAR-NOT

FRENCH LETTER

GASKET

JOY BAG

ONE-PIECE OVERCOAT

PIPE PULLOVER

PORT SAID GARTER

RAINCOAT

RUBBER

RUBBER GLOVE

SAFE

SCUMBAG

SHEATH

SHOWER CAP

TAIL SHEATH

ERECTION

BONE

BONER

BONE-ON

BURGEONING TRUNCHEON

CAPTAIN STANDISH

FLAGPOLE

HARD

HARD-ON

HORN

IN ONE'S BEST CLOTHES

IRISH TOOTHACHE

MEAN-ON

MORNING PRIDE

OLD HORNINGTON

ON THE STAND

PANTS PUSHER

PISS HARD

PISS PROUD

PROD

PROUD BELOW THE NAVEL

PROUD MARY

RAIL

RISER

RISE IN YOUR LEVI'S

ROD-ON

ROCK PYTHON

SPIKE

STALK

STANDING WARE

STAND-UP

STIFF

STIFFER

STEELY DAN

SPORTING A SEQUOIA

THROBBER

WOODY

ILLEGITIMATE CHILD

ACCIDENT

ADULTERINE

BABE OF LOVE

BACHELOR'S SON

BAR STEWARD

BASTARD

BORN OUT OF WEDLOCK

BUSH COLT

BYE-BLOW

CATCH COLT

CHANCE-BORN

CHANCE CHILD

HASTY PUDDING

LOVE CHILD

MERRY-BEGOTTEN CHILD

MISBEGOTTEN

MOMZER

NATURAL

NEPHEW

NIECE

OUT-CHILD

SIDE WIND

SINGLE CHILD

SON OF A BITCH

SQUEAKER

STALL WHIMPER

WHORESON

YARD CHILD

LECHER

ALLEY CAT

AMOROSO

ANIMAL

BASHER

BED-PRESSER

BELLY BUMPER

BIRD'S NESTER

BLUEBEARD

BUM FIDDLER

CASANOVA

CHIMNEY SWEEP

CHIPPY CHASER

COCK HOUND

COCKSMAN

COCKSMITH

DON JUAN

EAGER BEAVER

FEATHER-BED SOLDIER

FLEECE HUNTER

FLESH FLY

FLESH MONGER

FLOWER FANCIER

FOX HUNTER

FUC.KSTER

GAMESTOCK

GASH HOUND

GOAT

GROUSER

GULLY RAKER

HAIR MONGER

HEADHUNTER

HORSEMAN

KING OF CLUBS

LADIES' TAILOR

LECH

LIBERTINE

LOTHARIO

LOVER

MAKE-OUT ARTIST

MEAT HOUND

MOLL HUNTER

MR. HORNER

MUTTONER

PARISH BULL

PELTER

PINCH-BOTTOM

PRIGGER

QUAIL HUNTER

RANGER

RIDER

ROOSTER

ROUNDER

RUTTER

SEXPERT

SEXUAL ATHLETE

SHARPSHOOTER

SKIN DOG

SMELL-SMOCK

SON OF VENUS

SPORTSMAN

STALLION

STOAT

STUD

SWINGER

SWORDSMAN

TAD

TIT KISSER

TOMCAT

TOWN BULL

TOWN RAKE

TUG-MUTTON

TUMMY TICKLER

WHISKER SPLITTER

WHORE HOPPER

WHORE HOUND

WOMANIZER

WOODMAN

EASY WOMAN

ADULTERA

ALLEY CAT

BANGSTER

BED BUNNY

BELLY-LASS

BIFFER BIMBO

BUNNY

CALICO QUEEN

CHARITY STUFF

CHIPPY

COMING WENCH

CUM FREAK

DEAD EASY

EASY LAY

EASY MAKE

EASY MEAT

FLOOZIE

FREE-FOR-ALL

FREE RIDE

GAY IN THE GROIN

GOBBLE-PRICK

GOOBER GRABBER

GRASSBACK

GRIND

HAIRY BIT

HIGH FLYER

HOBBY HORSE

HORNS-TO-SELL

HOT LAY

HOT NUMBER

HOT STUFF

HOT TAMALE

HUSSY

JAZZ BABY

LETCHING PIECE

LIGHT SKIRTS

LOOSE WOMAN

MISS HORNER

NESTLECOCK

NYMPHO

OPEN-ASS

PICK-UP

PIECE OF STRAY

PLAYGIRL

PLEASER

PUSH-OVER

PUTA

ROUNDHEEL

SCUPPER

SEXPOT

SHAGSTRESS

SHORT-HEELED WENCH

SLOT-JOB

SOFT-JAW

STROLLOP

TICKLE-TAIL

TOWN PUNCH

TRAMP

WAG-TAIL

WALK-UP FUC.K

WANTON

WARM BIT

WILLING-TIT

YES-GIRL

PROSTITUTE

ASS PEDDLER

BACHELOR'S WIFE

BANGSTER

BARRACK HACK

BIMMY

BIRD

BISCUIT

BLOUSER

BOB TAIL

BOONG MOLL

BROAD

BUNNY

BURLAP SISTER

BUSINESS GIRL

BUTT-PEDDLER

CALL GIRL

CANNON WOMAN

CANVASBACK

CHIPPY

COCK-EYED JENNY

COFFEE GRINDER

COME-CATCHER

COMMON SEWER

COMPANY GIRL

CRACK SALESMAN

CRUISER

DOOR KEEPER

DRESS FOR SALE

EARLY DOOR

ERRING SISTER

FALLEN WOMAN

FAST-FANNY

FAST WOMAN

FERRY

FLAG-ABOUT

FLASH-TAIL

FLATBACKER

FLAX-WENCH

FLESH POT

FLOOSIE

FORESKIN HUNTER

FRAIL SISTER

GARBAGE CAN

GIRL AT EASE

GUINEA HEN

HARLOT

HARPIE

HAT-RACK

HAY-BAG

HOOKER

HOSE-BAG

HUNT-ABOUT

HUSTLER

JOY GIRL

LADYOF THE EVENING

LEASE-PIECE

LIVESTOCK

LOOSE FISH

LOWHEEL

MATTRESS

MERRY-LEGS

MOONLIGHTER

MOTH

NEEDLE-WOMAN

NIGHT JOBBER

NOCKSTRESS

NOTCH-BROAD

NYMPH OF DARKNESS

OLD RIP

OVERNIGHT BAG

PAINTED WOMAN

PAVEMENT PRINCESS

PIECE

PIECE OF TRADE

PINCH-PRICK

PINTLE-TWISTER

POKER CLIMBER

PRO

PROSSY

PUNCHABLE NUN

PUTA

QUAIL

QUIFF

RASPBERRY TART

RECEIVER GENERAL

RED-LIGHT SISTER

SAILOR'S BAIT

SALES LADY

SCARLET SISTER

SHE SAILS

SISTER

SISTER OF MERCY

SLOOP OF WAR

SLUT

SPEEDY SISTER

SPORTING GIRL

STEM SIREN

STREETWALKER

STRUMPET

TAIL

TART

TNRILL DAME

TOFFER

TRICKING BROAD

TUMBLE

VENT RENTER

VICE SISTER

WHORE

WINDOW TAPPER

WOMAN ABOUT TOWN

WORKING GIRL

ZOOK

PIMP

APRON SQUIRE

ASS PEDDLER

BROTHER OF THE GUSSET

BUTTON BROKER

CRACK SALESMAN

FISHMONGER

FLESH PEDDLER

GORILLA

HONEY MAN

HUSTLER

ICEBERG SLIM

MACK MAN

MISSIONARY

PANDERER

PETTICOAT MERCHANT

PONCE

PROCURER

PROSSER

RUNNER

SKIRT MAN

STABLE BOSS

TOUTE

WHISKIN

BROTHEL

ACADEMY

BAGNIO

BAG-SHANTY

BAND BOX

BAT HOUSE

BEAUTY PARLOR

BEAVER BASE

BED HOUSE

BIRDCAGE

BORDELLO

BUTTON-HOLE FACTORY

CAB JOINT

CAKE SHOP

CALL HOUSE

CAN HOUSE

CAT FLAT

CAT HOUSE

CHIPPY HOUSE

COUPLING HOUSE

DISORDERLY HOUSE

DOSS HOUSE

FISH MARKET

FLASH CRIB

FLESH MARKET

FUC.KERY

GARDEN HOUSE

GIRLERY

GOAT HOUSE

GOOSING SLUM

HEIFER BARN

HOUSE OF ALL NATIONS

HOUSE OF ILL FAME

KIP SHOP

KNOCKING SHOP

LADIES' COLLEGE

LEAPING HOUSE

MOLL SHOP

NOTCHERY

NOTCH JOINT

NUNNERY

PUSHING SCHOOL

RED-LIGHT HOUSE

RIB JOINT

RIDING ACADEMY

SPORTING HOUSE

TEMPLE OF VENUS

TOUCH-CRIB

VAULTING HOUSE

WARM SHOP

WHOREHOUSE

WHORE SHOP

MASTURBATE (MALE)

BACKSTROKE ROULETTE

BASH THE CANDLE

BEAT OFF

BEAT THE BISHOP

BEAT THE DUMMY

BEAT THE MEAT

BEAT THE STICK

BLEED THE WEED

BLOW YOUR LOAD

BLUDGEON THE BEEFSTEAK

BOP THE BALONEY

BOX THE JESUIT

BUFF THE BANANA

BURP THE WORM

BUTTER THE CORN

CHOKE THE CHICKEN

CHOKE THE SHERIFF AND

WAIT FOR THE POSSE TO COME

CLEAN YOUR RIFLE

CRANK THE SHANK

CROWN THE KING

CUFF THE CARROT

DIDDLE

DRAIN THE MONSTER

FIST FUC.K

FIST YOUR MISTER

FIVE AGAINST ONE

FLOG THE DOG

FLOG THE HOG

FLOG YOUR DONG

FLUTE SOLO

FONDLE THE FIG

GALLOP THE ANTELOPE

GIVE IT A TUG

GREASE THE PIPE

HACK THE HOG

HAND JOB

HAND WORK

HAVE IT OFF

HITCHHIKE UNDER THE

BIG TOP

HUMP YOUR HOSE

JACKHAMMER

JACK OFF

JAZZ YOURSELF

JERK OFF

JERK THE GHERKIN

LOPE THE MULE

MAKE THE BALD MAN PUKE

MANIPULATE THE MANGO

MANUAL OVERRIDE

MILK THE LIZARD

MOUNT A CORPORAL

AND FOUR

NERK YOUR THROBBER

OIL THE GLOVE

ONAN'S OLYMPICS

ONE-MAN SHOW

PACK YOUR PALM

PADDLE THE PICKLE

PAINT THE PICKLE

PAINT THE CEILING

PLEASE YOUR PISSER

PLUNK YOUR TWANGER

POCKET PINBALL

POCKET POOL

POLISH THE ROCKET

POLISH THE SWORD

POUND OFF

POUND YOUR FLOUNDER

POUND YOUR PUD

PULL OFF

PULL THE POLE

PULL THE POPE

PULL THE PUDDING

PULL YOUR PRICK

PULL YOUR TAFFY

PUMP THE PYTHON

RAM THE HAM

RIDE THE GREAT WHITE

KNUCKLER

ROPE THE PONY

RUB OFF

SHAG

SHINE YOUR POLE

SHOOI IN' PUTTY AT

THE MOON

SLAKIN' THE BACON

SLAMMIN' THE SALMON

SLAM THE HAMMER

SLAM THE SPAM

SLAPPIN' PAPPY

SLAPPING THE CLOWN

SLING THE JELLY

SNAP THE MONKEY

SNAP THE RUBBER

SNAP THE WHIP

SOLDIER'S JOY

SPANK THE FRANK

SPANK THE SALAMI

SQUEEZE THE LEMON

STROKING IT

STROKE OFF

STROKE THE DOG

STROKE YOUR POKER

TAKE YOURSELF IN HAND

TEASE THE WEENIE

TENDERIZE THE MEAT

THE FIVE-KNUCKLE SHUFFLE

THUMP THE PUMP

TICKLE YOUR PICKLE

TOSS OFF

TWEAK YOUR TWINKIE

VARNISH THE FLAGPOLE

VISITING ROSIE PALM AND

HER FIVE DAUGHTERS

WALK THE DOG

WANK

WAX THE CARROT

WAX THE DOLPHIN

WHACK OFF

WHIP OFF

WHIP THE DUMMY

WHIP THE WIRE

WHIP YOUR DRIPPER

WHIZUN'JIZZUM

WONK YOUR CONKER

WORK OFF

WRESTLE THE EEL

WRING OUT YOUR ROPE

YANG YOUR WANG

YANK OFF

YANK THE CRANK

YANK THE PLANK

YANK THE YAM

YANK YOUR STRAP

MASTURBATE (FEMALE)

BEAT THE BEAVER

CLAP YOUR CLIT

COOKIN' CUCUMBERS

FINGER

FINGER FUC.K

FINGER JOB

GETTIN'IT WET

GREASIN' THE GASH

HAND TRIP

HIDE THE HOT DOG

HIT THE SLIT

HOSE YOUR HOLE

JUICE YOUR SLUICE

LET THE BEAVER SWIM

MAKIN' SOME SOUP

PET THE POODLE

SHE-BOP

SLAM THE CLAM

TICKLE THE TACO

TWO-FINGER TANGO

HOMOSEXUALS (MALE)

ALICE

ASS BANDIT

ANGEL

ASS KING

AUNTIE

BLOW BOY

BUN DUSTER

BUTTERCUP

BANDIT

BELLE

BENT

BETTY

BOY

BROKEN-WRIST

BROWN-HATTER

COCKSUCKER

CAKE EATER

CREAM PUFF

COCK QUEEN

CAPON

CANNIBAL

CHICKEN

CHICKEN-HAWK

CLOSET QUEEN

COWBOY

DICK SUCKER

DICK SMOKER

DAFFODIL

DUCKY

DAISY

DANDY

DICKY LICKER

ETHEL

FA.G

FA.GGOT

FRUIT

FAIRY

FLIT

FLAMING FA.GGOT

GAY

GAYBOY

GIRLIE

GOAT BLOWER

GOBBLER

GONSEL

GREEN AND YELLOW FELLOW

GENTLEMISS

GUSSIE

H0MO

HE-SHE

HIMMER

HEN-HUSSY

JOY BOY

JOEY

LAD-LASS

LISPER

LAVENDER BOY

LIGHT-FOOT

LILY

LIMP-WRIST

LICK-SPIGOT

MALKIN

MARYANN

M0LLY MOP

M1SS NANCY

MEAT HOUND

MIDNIGHT COWBOY

MiNCE

MINTY

M0THER

MATTRESS MUNCHER

NANCE

NANCY BOY

NELLY

NEPHEW

ONE OF THOSE

PINK PANTS

PANSY

POOF

PANTYWAIST

POWDER PUFF

PRETTY BOY

PUSSY

PUNK

PILLOW-BITER

PICCOLO PLAYER

QUlFF

QUEER

QUEEN

QUlNCE

REAR ADMIRAL

REAR GUNNER

RAVING QUEEN

RIMADONNA

RECEIVER

SISSY

SCREAMING FAIRY

SIS

SOAPY

SISTER

SPURGE

SISSY-BRITCHES

SKIN DIVER

SKlppy

SUCKSTER

SWEETIE

SWISH

THIRD-SEXER

THREE-DOLLAR BILL

THREE-LEGGED BEAVER

TWINKIE

TWANK

TWIXTER

TURD BURGLAR

URANIST

UNDERCOVER MAN

WHOOPS BOY

WILLIE BOY

WONK

HOMOSEXUALS (FEMALE)

AMY-JOHN

BOON DAGGER

BULL

BULL DYKE

BULL DAGGER

BUTCH

BEAVER EATER

CARPET MUNCHER

DYKE

DIESEL DYKE

FAIRY LADY

FEM

FEMME

FLUFF

FLUZZ DYKE

GAL BOY

GAY

JASPER

LADY-LOVER

LES

LESBYTERIAN

LEZZIE

LESBO

LEZZO

LOVER UNDER THE LAP

MARGIE

MINTIE

RUFFLE

RUG EATER

SPLIT TAIL LOVER

SAPPHO

SISTER

SERGEANT

TRIBADIST

TOOTSIE

TOP SERGEANT

WOLF

SODOMITE

BIRD-TAKER

BROWN-HATTER

BROWNIE

BROWNIE KING

BUGGER

BUM FUC.KER

BURGLAR

CORN-HOLER

EYE DOCTOR

GENTLEMAN OF THE

BACK ROOM

GUT BUTCHER

GUT FUC.KER

GUT SCRAPER

GUT STUFFER

INSPECTOR OF MANHOLES

JESUIT

JOCKEY

REAMER

RING-SNATCHER

SHEEP-HERDER

SHIT STIRRER

STERN CHASER

STUFFER

TURD BURGLAR

TURK

UNCLE

USHER

WOLF

ANAL INTERCOURSE

ASS-FUC.K

BACK DOOR

BAKE POTATOES

BEND SOME HAM

BALONEY COLONIC

BOSCO BOULEVARD

BROWN

BROWN HOLE

BUGGER

BUM FUC.K

BUTT-BANG

BUTT-FUC.K

CHOCOLATE SPEEDWAY

CORNHOLE

DIG A DITCHPOP IT IN THE TOASTER

DIP IN THE FUDGE POT

DO A BROWN

DOT THE "I"

FISH FOR BROWN TROUT

FLUFF THE DUFF

GET SOME MUD FOR THE DUCK

GOIN' DOWN THE DIRT ROAD

GREEKING

HERSHEY HIGHWAY

HIT SOMEONE IN THE SEAT

KIESTER STAB

KNEELING AT THE ALTAR

MAKING POUNDCAKE

MUSTARD ROAD

OVER THE BRIDGE TO

PLIMPTON

PACKING FUDGE

PAINT THE BUCKET

POWDER SOMEONE'S CHEEKS

PUSHIN' SHIT UPHILL

RAM JOB

REAM

RECTIFY

RIDE THE DECK

SADDLE UP

SHIT-FUC.K

SPLIT SOME BUNS

STIR FUDGE

THIRD WAY

THREAD SOMEBODY

TOM-FUC.K

ANALINGUS

ASS BLOW

BITE THE BROWN

BLOW SOME ASS

CLEAN UP THE KITCHEN

EAT JAM

EAT POUNDCAKE

LICKETY-SPLIT

PLAY THE PIANO

RIM JOB

RIMMING

SHOVE THE TONGUE

SMEAR THE TUNA

SNARF

SUCK ASSHOLE

SUGAR BOWL PIE

TAKE A TRIP TO THE MOON

TELL A FRENCH JOKE

TONGUE-FUC.K

TOSS A SALAD

WHITEWASH THE BACK 40

FELLATIO

B.J.

BLOW

BLOW JOB

BLOW THE WHISTLE

BONE-LIPPER

CHEW IT

COPA DOODLE

COPA STEM

DROP ON IT

EAT MCK

FLUTING

FRENCH JOB

FRENCH WAY

GET A FACIAL

GIVE FACE

GIVE HEAD

GIVE PEARLS

GOBBLE

GOBBLE THE GOOP

GO DOWN

GO DOWN FOR A WHOMP

GO DOWN ON

GUM A ROOT

GUNCH

HEAD JOB

HUM A TUNE

HUM JOB

HUMMER

INHALE THE OYSTER

KNOB JOB

LAY SOME LIP

MOUTH FUC.K

MUNCH

OPEN WIDE FOR CHUNKY

PIPE JOB

PISTON JOB

PLAY A TUNE

POLISH THE CHROME

POLISH THE KNOB

SERVE HEAD

SLOB THE KNOB

SMOKE A DICK

SMOKE THE WHITE OWL

SUCK A BONDINI

SUCK DICK

SUCK OFF

SUCK THE SUGAR-STICK

SUCKY-FUC.KY

SWALLOW A SWORD

SWING ON IT

TONGUE JOB

WORSHIP AT THE ALTAR

WRING IT DRY

CUNNILINGUS

BARKING AT THE APE

BIRD-WASHING

BLOW JOB

BOX LUNCH

BUSH DINNER

CANYON YODELING

CUNTINO FILET WITH WHITE

SAUCE

CUNT LAPPING

DIVE A MUFF

EATING AT THE "Y"

EATING PUSSY

EATING OUT

EGG MCMUFF

FACE JOB

FRENCH JOB

FRENCH TRICKS

FURBURGER

GIVE FACE

GIVE HEAD

GO DOWN ON

GO SOUTH

GO UNDER THE HOUSE

HAIR PIE

HEAD JOB

LARKING

LICKETY SPLIT

MOUSTACHE RIDE

MUFF BARKING

MUFF DIVE

MUMBLING IN THE MOSS

PEARL DIVING

PLAYING IN THE SANDBOX

SEA FOOD DINNER

SHRIMPING

SIT ON ONE'S FACE

SKULL FUC.K

SKULL JOB

SMOKIN' THE FUR

SNEEZE IN THE BASKET

SNEEZE IN THE CABBAGE

TALKING TO THE BOAT

PEOPLE

TALKING TO THE CANOE

DRIVER

TELEPHONE THE STOMACH

TONGUE-FUC.K

TUNA TACO

WHISTLE IN THE DARK

WHISTLING IN THE WEEDS

YODELING IN THE GULLY

MUTUAL ORAL SEX

DINNER BENEATH THE BRIDGE

DOUBLE HEADER

FLIP-FLOP

HEAD OVER HEELS IN LOVE

LOOP-DE-LOOP

PLAY HOOP SNAKE

P'S&Q'S

SEA FOOD MUTUAL

SIXTY-NINE

GROUP SEX

BUNCH PUNCH

CHAIN JERK

CHOO-CHOO

CIRCLE JERK

CLUB SANDWICH

CREW SCREW

DAISY CHAIN

EVERYTHINGATHON

FUC.KATHON

GANG BANG

GANG SHAG

GROUP GROPE

MAZOLA PARTY

MOB JOB

MONGOLIAN CLUSTER FUC.K

ORGY

PULLA TRAIN

PULL PARTY

RING JERK

ROUND POUND

SWING PARTY

TEAM CREAM

THREE WAY

THE POSTERIOR (ALL PARTS)

ARSE

ASS

ASSHOLE

BACK END

BACK DOOR

BACK DOOR TRUMPET

BACKSIDE

BEHIND

BIM

BLIND EYE

BLOT

BOGEY

BOODY

BOOTY

BOSCO BOULEVARD

BOTTOM

BROWN BUCKET

BROWNIE

BUCKET

BUM

BUNG HOLE

BUNS

BUTT

CABOOSE

CAN

CHEEKS

CHOCOLATE SPEEDWAY

CHUFF

CLUNKS

CORYBUNGUS

CULO

DERRIERE

DIRT ROAD

DOT

DOUBLE JUGGS

DUFF

DUMMOCK

DUSTER

FANNY

FARTING CLAPPER

FEAK

FUD

FUDGE TUNNEL

GIGI

GROMMET

HERSHEY HIGHWAY

HEARTS

HEINIE

HIND

HOLE

HUNKERS

KEISTER

KHYBER PASS

LAST PART OVER THE FENCE

LATTER END

LITTLE BROWN EYEBALL

LUDS

MOON

NATES

NORTH POLE

ORBS

POOP CHUTE

PORT HOLE

PRATS

PUCKER HOLE

REAR

REAR END

RESTER

RING

RIP

ROUND EYE

RUMP

SCUT

SEAT

SEWER

SHIT CHUTE

SLATS

TAIL

TAN TRACK

TOBY

TOCHES

TUSH

UNDER SIDE

WINDMILL

WINDWARD PASSAGE

EXCREMENT

ALLEY APPLE

BABY RUTH

BROWN ROUND

CA-CA

CACK

COW PUCKY

CRAP

DEAD SOLDIER

DOO-DOO

DRECK

DUNG

DUTY

HOCKEY

HORSE DUMPLING

JANK

MEADOW DRESSING

NIGHT SOIL

PLOT

POOP

POO-POO

SHIT

TURD

YACKUM

DEFECATE

BURY A QUAKER

CHUCK A TURD

CLART

DISPATCH ONE'S CARGO

DROP A LOAD

GO POTTY

GRUNT

LAY SOME CABLE

MAKE A DEPOSIT

PINCH A LOAF

POOP

POST A LETTER

SCUMBER

SQUAT

TAKE A DUMP

TAKE A SHIT

DEFECATE RELATED

CHUFFNUTS

CLINKERS

DINGLEBERRIES

FARTLEBERRIES

KLINGONS

WILL-KNOTS

FLATULENCE

BACK-TALK

BLAST

BLOW OFF

BLOW THE HORN

BREAK WIND

BREEZE

BUCKSNORT

BURN BAD POWDER

BURNT CHEESE

CABBAGE FART

CHEEZER

CHOCOLATE THUNDER

CREPITATE

CUT ONE

DROP A ROSE

FART

FLUFF

GURK

HINDER BLAST

HONK

LAY A FART

LET GO

LET ONE

MAKE A RUDE NOISE

PASS AIR

POCKET THUNDER

POOT

ROUSER

SCOTCH WARMING-PAN

SHOOT RABBITS

STINKER

TAIL SHOT

TALK GERMAN

TEE OFF

WET ONE

WHIFFER

WINDER

URINE

CHAMBER LYE

COUSIN SIS

GOLDEN SHOWER

LONG TEA

MICKEY BUSS

NUMBER ONE

PEE

PEE-PEE

PISS

SIS

TAIL JUICE

TAIL WATER

TEA

WEE

WEE-WEE

YELLOW STREAM

ZIGG

URINATE

BLEED THE LIVER

BURN THE GRASS

DO NUMBER ONE

DRAIN

DRAIN THE LIZARD

DRAIN THE RADIATOR

DRAIN THE SNAKE

DRAIN THE SUDS

KILL A SNAKE

KILL A TREE

LAG

LANT

LEAK

LET FLY

MAKE

MAKE WATER

NATURE STOP

PASS WATER

PEE

PEE-PEE

PICK A DAISY

PIDDLE

PISS

POINT PERCY AT THE

PORCELAIN

PUMP SHIP

RACK OFF

RUN OFF

SHAKE A SOCK

SHAKE HANDS WITH AN

OLD FRIEND

SHAKE THE DEW OFF THE LILY

SLACK

SPLASH

SPRING A LEAK

SQUEEZE THE LEMON

SQUIRT

STRAIN ONE'S TATERS

SYPHON THE PYTHON

TAKE A LEAK

TAKE A PISS

TAKE YOUR SNAKE FOR

A GALLOP

TINKLE

TOY-TOY

TRAIN TERRENCE ON THE

TERRA COTTA

VISIT MISS MURPHY

VOID

WATER THE DRAGON

WATER THE HORSES

WEE

WEE-WEE

WET

WHIZ

WRING OUT A KIDNEY

WRING THE DEW OFF THE

BRANCH

WRING YOUR SOCK OUT

SMEGMA

CHEESE

DUCK BUTTER

GNAT BREAD

TOILET

ALTAR ROOM

BATH

BATHROOM

BIFFY

BOG

CHAMBER OF COMMERCE

CLOSET OF DECENCY

COMFORT STATION

FACILITIES

GENTLEMEN'S ROOM

GENTS' ROOM

INDOOR PLUMBING

JAKE

JOHN

LADIES' ROOM

LAV

LEAKERY

LIBRARY

LITTLE BOYS' ROOM

LITTLE GIRLS' ROOM

LOO

MARBLE PALACE

MEN'S ROOM

MRS. JONES'S PLACE

OLD SOLDIERS' HOME

PISSER

PLUMBING

POT

POWDER ROOM

PUBLIC CONVENIENCE

REST ROOM

SANDBOX

SHIT HOUSE

SHITTER

SHOT TOWER

TEAROOM

TWILIGHT

USED BEER DEPARTMENT

WASHROOM

WATER CLOSET

WHERE THE QUEEN GOES

ON FOOT

WHIZ STAND

WIZZER

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Didn't you ever see me using commas to get past the fokn post parser?

Kinda wonder why they've installed one in the first place, seeing as this is a mod on an M-Rated game and ppl have to seek parental permission to register if they're under 13...

Anyway nasty old habit I picked up chatting on WOL back in the golden RA2/YR times :D.

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Didn't you ever see me using commas to get past the fokn post parser?

Kinda wonder why they've installed one in the first place, seeing as this is a mod on an M-Rated game and ppl have to seek parental permission to register if they're under 13...

Anyway nasty old habit I picked up chatting on WOL back in the golden RA2/YR times :D.

lol prokopis you don't need to use Fucking commas or Fucking periods or even Fucking Cock sucking numbers

how's that for rude

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He's proberly like Billy Connoly with a Dirty mind. Connoly Just swears alot and makes jokes up about Football (or soccer, what ever) and other simple things like "Reality TV" (personally, I think Reality TV sux, I would rather be watching proper reality stuff like Cop Chases)

Heres a Billy Connoly football Joke (Take in mind all you that come from outside UK that Rangers Football Club is made up of Protestants and Celtic is made up of Catholics so Violent rivalry is rife between the 2 teams):

A Rangers supporter walks into Ibrox (the Rangers Stadium) rat arsed (Drunk) and sits down. Half way through the first half of the game he sobers up only to relise he's somehow ended up in the Celtic supporters side of the Stadium and the Celtic bunch ain't too happy with him. At half time he gets up to walk away but a Celtic supporter grabs him and he's a pretty big bloke, he looks him in the eye.

"GO GET ME A BOVRIL!"(A hot drink made from Yeast extract) he shouts

"Emm, Aye, Ok..."

"BUT TAKE YER SHOE AFF AND GEIS IT TAE ME!"

The Rangers fan takes his shoe off and hands it to him

"NOW BUGGER AFF!"

The Rangers fan runs along to get the Bovril and comes back and hands it to the Celtic fan

"TA! HERES YER SHOE!"

He handS his shoe back and the Rangers fan stares inside, and theres a huge crap in it

"PIT IT ON!"

The Rangers fan squelches into his shoe and sits down. At the end of the game he gets up to leave and is stopped again by the blokes even larger mate.

"NOW, GO GET ME A BOVRIL! TAKE YER OTHER SHOE AFF!"

The Rangers fan takes his shoe off and runs along to the Bovril dispenser and then runs back to the 2 waiting Celtic fans

"TA! HERES YER SHOE!"

Same again, but even bigger

"NOW PISS AFF! LET THAT BE A LESSON TO YA!"

The Rangers fan is walking home now (dogs running after him) and he meets a TV crew. This bloke with Slick greasy hair comes up to him:

"Hi, Sir" he says backing away from the smell "I see you've just been at the Rangers, Celtic match"

"Aye"

"Could you give your veiw on Football violence?"

The Rangers fan perks up and grabs the Mic off the Reporter

"Give me that! FOOTBALL VIOLENCE WILL NEVER STOP!" he shouted

"FOR AS LONG AS THIER SHITTING IN OUR SHOES AND WE'RE PISSING IN THEIR BOVRIL!"

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lol prokopis you don't need to use Fucking commas or Fucking periods or even Fucking Cock sucking numbers

how's that for rude

Really fokn rude :o.

But since I can't be bothered with all that colour tag c&p-ing, I think I'll stick to my commas.

Fuc,kin A!

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