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Can mta users rhyme ?

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:signyo: , mac-n-cheese is all i desire, if u dont agree ull catch yo ass in the line of fire, string u up with piano wire on yo knees beggin please, but all i crave is some mac-n-cheese

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aight 5yo.gif hehe check this, i came back to wreck this, an i aint playin cards dont bother with checkin the deck, its all fixed when i smoke ganja its coke and bud mixed, i walk up in the clubs, got the stretch hummer out front chillin on 26 inch dubz, who you think you're dealin wit? cuz real shit is real an im here to steal shit, my mission is your life, so my advice to you is if you value your life, guard your grill cuz ill scar and kill talkin dumb shit, when i got my drugs on me and the piggerz wanna play, i dont dump it, i jump the gun and with my mac10 never with the safety on- im bustin caps up in a pig and im hoppin in a neon the worst car ever for a getaway, get a gay? no im not gay dont even think that way, i should smack you for even playin, what am i sayin thats it im out for real peace

[im just editing where it doesnt make sense like i left out a couple vital words]

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u against me, me against u

wtf r u gonna do?

talk too much for too long

come give up im too strong

so when the cops come

im already far away gone

last time i saw u u was screwewd up fucked up ready for new

last time u saw me i was P I to the motherfuking M P

to wanna run to the safety

u dont recognise ur pockets r empty

all these bitches r here for show

they r stupid assholes oh no

u want to b what i become

we had a 1v1 and u know i won

step away from the mike hes cold

u know thats wth i have told

will it ever stop? yo i dont know

turn off the lights and i glow

hey somebody explain

why they sent a bad boy to play a grown mans game

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aiiight yo this low ridah tryin to step to me, but i just gave his mic a vasectomy, im always quick to retaliate, i never think twice before i hate, your gonna be late on your way to this debate, with my mossberg cavin' your face in, your headed for the hospital basement, an im chasin' your next to kin, im evil minded like a regular mexican, got the m60 and the wheels on my lexi spinnin', all these bitches that ive had, tryin to get back bitch ill smack you with your used maxi pad, knock your ass down in fronna a speedin taxi cab, so relax and pretend like you dont know me, and i wont be, callin the coroner early, cuz surely you dont wanna die young, shootin you with the hollow tips you think you just got stung

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5yo.gif Yall thought this was gonna be the end of this thread, but but the needles in the red and the biscuits to ya head and ready bust lead, dont hold me responsible for my actions, b, ill have you gone like a little boy walkin down Michael Jacksons street, im packin heat at all times and all the dope rhymes in here go straight to the mac-10, thats what ya used to call me back then, now im back and clever and better than ever so grab a the clip throw in the mac, put it in the air c0ck it back and lick shots like ya just dont care, nah im not snoopie d-o-double-gizzle or the G-unit cliq but i am Full-Clip fo shizzle ma nizzle dizzle.

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heres mine a 12 year old rapping :?

I come from the ESO

Ready to blow on some purple

first lest go to the sto'

i need some incredible hope in my system

i was with some b****** but i had to ditch em

Im on a solo, polo fricken mission

of course im strapped with plenty f***** ammunition

ready to rat-tat-tat

and put your brain on flat

take your throwback hat

and put it in the back...

i be posted in the block with 10 rocks in my mouth

b**** im turfed out, b**** im turfed out

always running hella hard, always runnin from the law

b**** im turfed out, b**** im turfed out

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some bumped thread

he is fresh meat

so he's gonna be kicked

damn, that was wicked

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b**** im regulating like my name was orange-g

they call me young rider when im a pc

p stands for paper, c stands for chaser

im only 12 and im a quick money maker

patey-cake patey-cake im at the bakers land

i sell coke, collecting money in my hand

deposit money in the bank

hell no i got low

i stay strapped like a cop b**** n**** dont get smoke

messing with me is bad for your health

f****** with me, your b*****ass gon' be screaming help

i got a crew..

that runs wild like us dudes

thats turfed out dreaded out coming out the blue

you see me with my beanie b**** is ride-o

i have the pistol in my hand im runnin 5-0

facin these situations on a f***ing daily-bases

you can call me charlie.. because im never catching cases

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ok now i got someone to spit with, finally

[On the Blvd: Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg ~ Think of this beat if u know it]

so we got some bullshit, this n***a noztek tryna pull shit

s'f**kin wit me, f**Kin wit the best there ever be

remember me cuz you bout to catch a case

gun up to ya face with haste and BLAOW!

brain fragments all ova da place

and this ish goes out to the whole f**kin' crew

now they know im the realest nukka that they eva knew

you aint sellin coke, bet u never smoked a toke

an if you do sell coke, consider yourself extorted

an im comin for ALLLLLL the money that you hoarded

see, its funny littl bow-wow came to MTA

hop in the ride, keep a guage by ya side

goto the KFC servers, n***a they'll see how ya play

yea, that was pretty sketchy and i left out alot of words at first - think alot faster than i type. :)

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im vass

im gonna kick ur ass


Very impressive.

ur name is vendetta

u never get to test the beta :)

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ur name is vendetta

u never get to test the beta :)

You're getting better each time.

I smell a record deal.


if u steal my car

then death u are :P

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CKY-Chinse Freestyle

for those that dont know it here ya go

Who wants to taste my general tso...you want to taste my general tso

I'm-a give it to you now

Who like my chopstick

hit you when I shit with my little-ass dick. Yellow

If you wanna see me eat Jell-O

I never seen nothin' like you before

I can kick you higher than you can kick me

I can kick you way up into a tree

Who wants a taste of my oo-long tea? Ho ha ho ha ho chi chi

Everybody in the phone book name Chang wanna see my wang?

Neva Good God hit the gong with a bang. WAAA?

Everybody wanna see me throw a fireball but that's not right not in real life

You will fall down and break a leg

Everybody wanna see me break a leg? Well I don't

but I like fried rice and I got lice

Ching chow woah ching wang woo wice

that ain't nice Four for the cookie I only touch it twice

Delivery is free but not from me I only charge a dolla fifty

fifty five. wanna see me GO GAA? Hit you with the lang. HAI YA!

War when I hit you with the shit do a split

Take a shit have to go eat my shit kung-fu

Want my buffet? You fucking gay, ah

Wai-lo hit you with the hay Stay the fuck away

Hit you in the balls. Only Americans eat duck sauce

And my soy sauce is for you, I can put it in your shoe

Watch this- I can tiptoe while you take a piss

In my bathroom spy on you while your little boy shits


I can kick you if you don't pay the bill

And if you want a little mint, that's fifty cent, bitch

Everything cost a little bit

So don't expect nothin for free, at least from me Ching Chang Chewie

I got you from Taiwan city and Hong Kong

I just smoked a bong and I can do it all night long

And don't mistake me for a Viet Cong

I can get you and tackle you take you never see me

When I get you and make you

Rope you up and put you in a bamboo cage and make you feel all my rage

Poke you with a little stick till you page your buddies to come napalm me

God damn that shit burned blew away my whole city

Ho Chi Minh Shoot a load on your chin

God damn thats a sad goygo goodbye

And if you wanna come on in

You can work in to my world where the yellow shit begins HAI YA

Can't be tamed

I got shit to control your brain and it's called

Egg Foo Yung, En Lo Main

So come on in baby and have it just the same HAI YA! HAAAAAH!

No wok tow ung di day

HA, I don't suppose ha haha Huh?

huhhhuhu huh

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um no... thats the famous Brandon Dicamillo freestyle from the movie CKY2K ... sheesh where have u been? :lol:


I thought I smelled a record deal.

Hey hey, I don't even like rap, but atleast I can spot a good one, right?


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its not about liking rap... its from like the coolest movie series ever. the CKY series... skateboarding, riding, and jackass stunts... priceless.

I'm talking about the rap he posted & the fact that I knew it was good.


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its not about liking rap... its from like the coolest movie series ever. the CKY series... skateboarding, riding, and jackass stunts... priceless.

I'm talking about the rap he posted & the fact that I knew it was good.


omfg 1100 posts, arent u scared of finding ur postcount at 0 for spamming? :P

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omfg 1100 posts, arent u scared of finding ur postcount at 0 for spamming? :P

They'll reset it as soon as I spam,

But since I don't, I don't think they can.

Because I am the MAN!


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