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[AGENT_STEELMEAT 0]

I like to hold shits up in my ass for a while.

I LOVE the feelings of doing a massive shit...

pause

And on a more MTA related topic, are there any decent bank resources out there?

[Towncivilian 14]

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[09-28 00:00:11] <%iggy> fuck that guy

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[09-28 00:00:18] <%Robpol86> what why

[09-28 00:00:26] <%iggy> i hope hes dead

[denny199 4]

[English] Daphne Smith says: 27.000?

[English] Giovanni Santoro says: Do I look like a bitch ?

[English] Daphne Smith says: Yes.

[English] Giovanni Santoro says: Cause you're trying to fuck me like one.

[English] Giovanni Santoro says: But, I'll let it go at that price.

[English] Giovanni Santoro says: I like to get fucked, sometime...

[English] Giovanni Santoro says: If you see what I eman.

[English] Giovanni Santoro says: Mmmmhh

Daphne Smith: (( Nom nom nom ))

Daphne Smith: (( ))

[Woovie 76]

This is for IRC and Forum quotes. Also that wasn't funny.

Look at this spammer. We should ban him.

i only ever order stuff with them

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[Cazomino05|Laptop] Now you're just some country that I used to own

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HOLY FUCK

[Remi-X 3]

[20:18:39] Hmm I am not sure if I'll sleep well tonight...

[20:18:39] http://us13.memecdn.com/nicki-minaj_o_766660.jpg

[20:18:48] https://dl.dropbox.com/u/58483019/SCIENCE.PNG

[20:18:55] WHAT

[20:18:59] how did you post that

[20:19:00] what

[20:19:13] LOL

[20:19:15] i was going to post my pic but you went and post the EXACT SAME PIC

[20:19:35] you are not spying on me? Listening what I say on teamspeak?

[20:19:45] i'm not in your teamspeak

[20:19:48] good

[20:19:58] so: dafuq

magic

[Ransom 10]

access if fucking butter in my anus

[Si|ent 1]

I just spent an hour reading through the early/middle pages of this topic. Very nostalgic, I miss those days sometimes

[Tete omar 103]

16:22 johnline: is your butt free now or can I use it?

16:22 used now*

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16:24 HOW DARE YOU SOAD!

16:25 You're looking for a ban ...

16:25 he is my daddy

16:25 why would he ban me?

16:25 *** tim260|school is now known as tim260

16:25 Johnline , is SOAD your stupid son ?

16:26 SOAD is a girl

16:26 he is alcoholic and shy

16:26 he won't talk now.

16:26 OH LOOK AIBO IS BACK

16:26 That's why she's retarded.

16:26 the depressive russian

16:53 horsepower

16:55 porsehower

16:55 whorespower

Laughing at this one ^

[Remi-X 3]

[19:05:09] I've done my project on my friend

[Towncivilian 14]

[11-14 14:25:33] <%HoboPie> he's here to mtadiag

✓

[ccw 294]

ah, the expert ccw has appeared

btw, it turned out he was being sarcastic

[Woovie 76]

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mta

dick

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Average samp player.

Edit:

* mib_r8zan9 (Mibbit@gtanet-3rg.53k.50.188.IP) has joined #mta

hi

hi

how are you !

great,u?

good

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thats just swell

what a nice guy

Edit2:

how come there's no single bad american guy in ac3

http://i.imgur.com/0ustZ.jpg

all the bad guys are brits, and all americans are called patriots

http://i.imgur.com/0ustZ.jpg

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* lil_Toady sets ban on *!*@gtanet-m27f9i.70-40-227.netnet.net

[Remi-X 3]

[19:50:10] <_50p> it's not so cool when pages aren't formatted the same way.. say __NOTOC__{{Server function}} ... some of them start the other way round

[19:50:21] <_50p> so i had to use RegEx to find it...

[19:50:40] <_50p> it is so complicated pattern..

[19:50:44] <_50p> look: (??:__NOTOC__)+(?:[\w\W]?)(?:\{\{([\w\W]+?)\}\})([\w\W]?)+?)|(?:[\w\W]?)(?:\{\{([\w\W]+?)\}\})([\w\W]?)+?(?:__NOTOC__)+

[19:50:51] O___________O

[19:50:56] is that dubstep, _50p?

[19:50:57] mind = blown

[19:51:00] <_50p> lol

Edited December 2, 2012 by Guest

[CapY 0]

Just another random convo...

[2:39:24 PM] Viper: Roses are red, I have a phone. No one texts me, Forever Alone V.V

[2:40:21 PM] CapY: Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have five fingers. The middle one's for you.

[2:40:38 PM] DTR Chris: ^^ haha

[2:41:19 PM] Viper: Roses are red violets are blue i am not a gay so keep your finger for you

[2:42:17 PM] CapY: Okay bitch you wanna fight

[2:42:33 PM] Viper: bring it on faka

[2:42:55 PM] CapY: Roses are red, Violets are blue, I thought I was ugly but then I met you

[2:42:46 PM] DTR Chris: ^^ HAHA

[2:42:47 PM] Viper: *thought

[2:42:48 PM] Viper: PWNED

[2:43:00 PM] DTR Chris: Nope ^^ Tweety says Tought!

[2:43:11 PM] DTR Chris: I taught i saw a putty cat.

[2:43:14 PM] Viper: so capy is tweety STILL PWNED

[2:43:35 PM] CapY: Bring it on motherfucker!!

[2:44:44 PM] Viper: Roses are red, violets are blue, you are so ugly and your ass is red too

[2:44:19 PM] Viper:

[2:44:46 PM] CapY: Roses are red, Lemons are sour, I'll open your mom's legs and do her 1 hour

[2:44:55 PM] CapY: bitch

[2:45:09 PM] DTR Chris: HAHA

[2:45:13 PM] CapY: Roses are red, Violets are blue, I fucked your mother and made you.

[2:45:16 PM] CapY: IN YO FACE HO

[2:45:28 PM] Viper: roses are red violets are blue, i fucked your mom and did it with you

[2:45:39 PM] CapY: OOOOH

[2:45:41 PM] CapY: OOHHHH

[2:45:44 PM] CapY: OOOOOHHHH

[2:45:45 PM] CapY: YOU ARE DEAD

[2:45:49 PM] Viper: (rofl)

[2:45:58 PM] Viper: no i am waleed not dead

[2:46:02 PM] Viper: (rofl)

[2:46:29 PM] CapY: Roses are red, Violets are blue, a face like you, belongs to the zoo. Don't be sad I'll be there too, not in the cage, but laughing at you!!

[2:46:38 PM] CapY: HAA!

[2:47:02 PM] Viper: this is old and bored

[2:47:11 PM] Viper: lemme get a lemon then come and pwn u

[2:47:55 PM] CapY: Roses are red, watches are gold. Get on your knees and do what you're told.

[2:48:22 PM] CapY: madafaka

[2:48:53 PM] DTR Chris: Boobs are white, tits are red, give me your mum and I'll show you.

[2:49:08 PM] CapY: lol wat

[2:49:17 PM] DTR Chris: idk

[2:49:38 PM] Anderl: You're all gays so why even bother to try not to look like.

[2:49:25 PM] CapY: haahh

[2:49:27 PM] Anderl:

[2:49:32 PM] Viper: snow is while sky is blue gimme your cousin and u will get her as a hoe (rofl)

[2:50:10 PM] CapY: Anderl - here's one for you.

Roses are red, violets are blue. one ripped condom that caused you.

[2:50:21 PM] DTR Chris: lol...

[2:50:34 PM] Viper: roses are red my jacket is gray anderl my son we know u are gay

[2:50:37 PM] CapY: Roses are brown, Violets are brown. WHO SHIT IN MY GARDEN?!

[2:50:53 PM] CapY: hahahahahaha

[2:50:57 PM] CapY: viper ^

[2:50:57 PM] Viper:

[2:51:23 PM] CapY: God made rivers, God made lakes, God made you, we all make mistakes.

[2:51:42 PM] CapY: Roses are awful, Violets are the pits, lift up your shirt and show us your tits.

[2:51:49 PM] Viper: something smells weird and no not a flower stop stop shitting in my garden u awful clown

[Towncivilian 14]

[12-21 23:08:37] <%Robpol86> ANUS OF CONCRETE

[RiD 0]

[00:41] winzip

[00:41] WHO THE HELL USES WINZIP!!!

[00:41] trust me, its much better than np++ when it comes to usability

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[00:41] 7-zip the way to go, though

[00:41] lets see

[00:41] ghostrider stfu winrar is the best iso tool

[00:41] best iso tool

[00:41] lmao

[00:41] WHAT

[00:42] * GhostRider facepalms

[00:42] someone quotewall that

first 2013 quotewall post. i deserve the internet

[Woovie 76]

The internet doesn't deserve you.

way more reliable than toadys country detection

you offended lil_Toady

you're screwed

lil_toady sux

BAN

BAN

[CapY 0]

I'm not a faggot but I had to do this...

[3:30:14 PM] CapY: Viper do you want to be my boyfrien?

[3:30:28 PM] Viper: u forgot the D faka

[3:30:32 PM] CapY: Don't worry about the D, you'll get that later...

[3:30:38 PM] Viper: xDDDDDDD

[3:30:41 PM] Viper: (rofl)

[3:30:41 PM] CapY: AHEUEHUAE

[3:30:43 PM] CapY: (rofl)

[3:30:47 PM] CapY: gotta capture this

[3:30:51 PM] Viper: Nah save the D for your GF

Edited February 16, 2013 by Guest

[CapY 0]

[11:16:46 AM] Qaisjp: i want to take your long beautiful cock and shove it up my ass

[11:16:50 AM] Qaisjp: did you know that?

[Tete omar 103]

IV is weird

[Woovie 76]

im still hard

[Tete omar 103]

i wish i was gay

i mean, i wish i WERE gay

sorry

[Woovie 76]

i'll read about oil for the next hour and a half

[Blokker_1999 7]

Ok guys, I need to leave the IRC, ++

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leaving is for the poor.

i live here

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[Woovie 76]

Main channel

14:34:57 Woovie^Work → %Robpol86

In a PM

14:36:12 we miss you at #internet

14:36:40 wait

14:36:42 you are fake

14:36:43 fuck you

14:36:43

14:38:01 HAHAHAHA