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[19:51:13] <%Robpol86> you need 512MB of RAM, an 800MHz or better SOC with support for OpenGL ES 2.0, and at least 400MB of free storage.

[19:51:14] <%Robpol86> nooooo

[19:51:17] <%Robpol86> 256 megs of ram

[19:51:19] <%Robpol86> on my droid

[19:51:27] <@Talidan> fuck yeah

[19:51:30] <@Talidan> i have 512ram

[19:51:33] <@Talidan> owned

[19:51:36] <%Robpol86> get out

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  • 2 weeks later...
norby89 sent me a pic of him!

ewat

who

u

dont u see who u're chatting with on msn lol

wait wtf

dont tell me

you changed your nick

bwahaha

lol

and I'm trolling you

WAKJFLSKJFAKSJFDF

hahaha

as Robpol86 would say

OWNED

fuck off

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[05-29 00:38:29] <[GnC]Joker> i hate it when a hard shit is taking too much time coming out and i end up clenching prematurely

[05-29 00:38:53] <[GnC]Joker> it's like getting assraped by your own turd

[05-29 00:38:54] <%Robpol86> go to a doctor

That was among other bathroom humor tonight.

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Early morning Engrish in U.S.

[02:19] <|WR|The_Pro> fucking bitch

[02:19] your bitch?

[02:19] <|WR|The_Pro> not my bitch

[02:19] <|WR|The_Pro> fucking router

[02:20] <|WR|The_Pro> D-Link

[02:20] stop fucking the router

[02:20] <|WR|The_Pro> why?

[02:20] ok dont stop

[02:20] <|WR|The_Pro> i bought him 4 weeks ago......

[02:20] him!

[02:21] <|WR|The_Pro> and give him a dd-wrt

[02:21] <|WR|The_Pro> fuuuuuuck

[02:21] <|WR|The_Pro> !!

[02:21] stop makingsounds

[02:22] <|WR|The_Pro> i have a diplom about leave the music school

[02:22] <|WR|The_Pro> adamix

[02:23] he told you he's away to watch doctor who

[02:23] so this is how russians talk

[02:27] * mib_54kb1x has joined #mta

[02:27] i am here

[02:27] the pro

[02:27] HELLOW

[02:28] hello again

[02:28] uh oh, we had the surprise cake made out to mib_54kb1y

[02:28] xD

[02:28] what a cake!

[02:28] chocolate???

[02:29] or oxigen???

[02:29] or oxigen???

[02:29] or oxigen???

[02:29] oxigen? what the...

[02:29] do you mean oxygen?

[02:29] these people are scaring me

[02:29] oxigen cake

[02:29] wtf

[02:29] who?

[02:29] wtf is oxigen cake

[02:30] hurryyy his brain miss some oxIgen

[02:30] or maybe it's too late...

[02:30] lol'ing hard

[02:30] i found it

[02:30] 'Oxygen cocktail'

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[05-30 15:20:04] <%Kermit__The__Frog> caz you thought i wouldnt know north ireland isnt part of the uk

[05-30 15:20:07] <%Kermit__The__Frog> fucking owned motherfucker

[05-30 15:20:13] <%Kermit__The__Frog> wait

[05-30 15:20:15] <%Kermit__The__Frog> i misworded

[05-30 15:20:17] <@Cazomino05> LOL

[05-30 15:20:18] <@Cazomino05> OWNED

[05-30 15:20:21] <%Kermit__The__Frog> fuck

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omg, was rinsing my mouth with some solution and meanwhile decided to read the bottle, which fucking said that the thing is to prevent venereological deseases and had to be dripped into the urethra
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omg, was rinsing my mouth with some solution and meanwhile decided to read the bottle, which :o said that the thing is to prevent venereological deseases and had to be dripped into the urethra

You bastid! it was followed by

started spitting the shit out and ran to google, turned out it's indeed used for teeth as well, phew

But anyway

My next commit would maybe be cool

commit to jeesus

* Sir_Jesus has joined #mta

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[06-19 21:36:08] * pheleas_frog (Mibbit@gtanet-p0p.bma.91.2.IP) has joined #mta

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[06-19 21:36:32] السلام عليكم

[06-19 21:36:48] allahu akbar

[06-19 21:37:08] <%Kermit__The_Frog> don't be prejudice

[06-19 21:37:16] <@Cazomino05> Kermit__The_Frog

[06-19 21:37:16] * pheleas_frog (Mibbit@gtanet-p0p.bma.91.2.IP) Quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)

[06-19 21:37:19] <@Cazomino05> dont argue

[06-19 21:37:24] <%Kermit__The_Frog> Cazomino05

[06-19 21:37:31] <%Kermit__The_Frog> get out

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~20:31:25~ x86

~20:31:31~ <+x86> Problem ?

~20:31:42~ x86 wiill u make a server with me

~20:31:51~ i know everything about making server

~20:31:52~ * +x86 throws himself out of the window

~20:32:03~ there you killer him

~20:32:14~ killed*

~20:32:19~ you bastard

~20:32:19~ how can i put him back inside window

~20:32:26~ <+x86> LOL

~20:32:29~ ;)

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