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21:50:07 [Talidan] you may develop sexual tendencies towards sheep

21:51:04 [Johnline] brophy's are fully developed

21:51:22 [Talidan] you should vote for the monster raving looney party Johnline

21:51:24 [Talidan] that's a proper party

21:51:25 (Brophy) yeah they are, why do you think im attracted to Johnline's mother

21:51:44 [Johnline] FU

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[13:06] <+Fenix> Well robhol

[13:06] <+Fenix> you know what they say about masterbation ;)

[13:06] <+Fenix> makes you go lind

[13:06] <+Fenix> blind*

[13:07] you know what they say about those that can't spell masturbation

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23:48 Oh fuck this lol

23:48 We're playing baseball.

23:48 I'm using my 1000eur lens as the bat.

23:48 And a piece of bread as the ball.

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EvgeniZ slaps ZadaraThePirate around a bit with a large trout

* norby89 slaps ZadaraThePirate around a bit with a large trout

-->| Caligula (10530Alex@gtanet-BE7CEF8E.cf.gs) has joined #mta

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FUCKDF FOOF YOU STUPID SLAPPERS!!!

* EvgeniZ slaps ZadaraThePirate around a bit with a large trout

* norby89 slaps ZadaraThePirate around a bit with a large trout

I GONNA SLAP YOU ONE TIME SO HARD THAT YOU NEVER WANT AND CAN"T SLAP FUCKIN GGLAYLOARDD!

!1

2NOOBO

* norby89 slaps ZadaraThePirate around a bit with a large trout

YOGUD CGONNA DIOE\

* EvgeniZ slaps ZadaraThePirate around a bit with a large trout

UFKKCK YOU

nOOOOBOO

* norby89 slaps ZadaraThePirate around a bit with a large trout

* EvgeniZ slaps ZadaraThePirate around a bit with a large trout

FUCKERSSSS

LSDFJKLLJKLEKL

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* norby89 slaps ZadaraThePirate around a bit with a large trout

* EvgeniZ slaps ZadaraThePirate around a bit with a large trout

NOOOO

* norby89 slaps ZadaraThePirate around a bit with a large trout

THAT BURNS

AAAH

lol

* EvgeniZ slaps ZadaraThePirate around a bit with a large trout

* norby89 slaps ZadaraThePirate around a bit with a large trout

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

JFKDLLKSD

FUCK

zadar die

:D

* norby89 slaps ZadaraThePirate around a bit with a large trout

* EvgeniZ slaps ZadaraThePirate around a bit with a large trout

nooo

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* ZadaraThePirate died

* norby89 slaps ZadaraThePirate around a bit with a large trout

pwned

* EvgeniZ slaps ZadaraThePirate around a bit with a large trout

* EvgeniZ wins

making sure you died

:D

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i was married with kids before i met you online robhol

now i live on fire island

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<+Fenix> i never thought i'd find myself spending tuesday evenings talking about 'sausages up the bum'

<+Fenix> but hey, thats life

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players are shooting from the ass lol

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[21:05] i got a question regarding gta 3- san andreas

[21:05] and wheels

[21:05] SA is not GTA 3

[21:05] i heard some people managed to get it to work with senstivity

[21:06] this is #mta not #gta

[21:06] i said gta 3 through san andreas?

[21:06] Ambiguous

[21:06] it a development channel and you guys mod so

[21:06] you would probably know about gta mods

[21:06] Yes, a dev channel for MTA

[21:06] I don't mod

[21:06] I play MTA

[21:06] fuckin emo

[21:06] * fwernw (efn5ds9@gtanet-2A84DFF3.dyn.optonline.net) has left #mta

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I'll DEFINITELY eat dumps if I need to make a choice between tacos and dumps :S

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<%arc_> Unsigned long long cat is unsigned long long Johnline

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[15:18] <+_50p> it reminds me the days when I asked my friend to ask a girl to date me...

[15:18] <+norby89> :D

[15:18] <+norby89> and the girl asked your friend to tell you to fokoff

[15:18] <+_50p> exactly

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[16:10] I KISSED A GIRL AND I LIKED IT

[16:15] Glad to know you've overcome your gay phase Johnline

[16:18] pwned

[16:18] good to know your mum is pregnant

[16:18] pwned

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[10:30] -->| Joh[NL]ine (NA@gtanet-232514FD.zone5.bethere.co.uk) has joined #gta4

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[11:25] NAME OFF SONG GRAND FIFTH AUTUMN?

[11:25] =-= Joh[NL]ine was booted from #gta4 by Impact (Turn caps lock OFF!)

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[11:25] song says EIN swein DREIN

[11:25] Chiki CHIKI swein drein

[11:25] ?

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[12:58] how to putted niko went speedbote?

[12:58] radio machine bem turn on when water drive

[12:58] but friend instead

[13:01] niko friend diner 69 romans speeching what a so tasty! now spend was not!

[13:02] drive of in an taxi

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[13:03] =-= Mode #gta4 +b *!*@gtanet-232514FD.zone5.bethere.co.uk by Mike

[13:03] =-= Joh[NL]ine was booted from #gta4 by Mike (Mike)

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[17:30] Helllo son

[17:31] hello father

[17:31] Fuck u ur not my son

[17:31] go get laid

[17:31] |<-- Your has left irc.multitheftauto.com (Quit: Your)

[17:32] dad?

[17:32] daaaad

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Cirrus13: Put yours asses on cock, Frankie and moonshad. It will be price which You'll pay for possibility to feel You as a king in Your small world.
19:25:22 [@Ron] ive told u my story of a poo, start trek at cinema and a sunkist bag willy?

19:25:27 [@Ron] star*

19:25:39 [%Madis] joey joey joe

19:25:42 [&Willy] i'm pretty sure i'd remember it

19:25:47 [@Ron] lol

19:25:47 [&Willy] so no

19:25:50 [@Ron] maybe i havent then

19:25:51 [@Ron] long story

19:25:53 [@Ron] remind me later

19:25:56 [MrSander] Tell us Uncle Ron

19:26:07 [@Ron] later

19:26:10 [MrSander] sad.gif

19:26:11 [@Ron] ive got to go smoke this joint

19:26:15 [@Ron] promise i will

19:26:22 [@Ron] what times bedtime sander?

19:26:30 [%Madis] 9 o'clock

19:26:32 [@Ron] lol

19:26:42 [@Ron] ill tell u later

19:26:47 [MrSander] 9:30 tongue.gif

19:26:50 [MrSander] :x

19:26:50 [@Ron] it involves a flying bag of poo

19:26:53 [MrSander] lol

19:26:57 [@Ron] bbs

19:27:07 [&Willy] a story worth staying up for!

19:27:17 [MrSander] :-\ cant connect to ze server

19:27:34 [@Ron] lol yeah

19:27:35 [@Ron] sort of

19:27:41 [@Ron] fuck it ill give u the short version

19:27:46 [MrSander] biggrin.gif

19:29:40 [kenny] cya later

19:29:45 • Quits: kenny (hahnfruh@gtanet-B6A9E658.adsl.highway.telekom.at) (Quit: learning :S)

19:29:55 [@Ron] went to cinema aged about 12, saw a crap film about saving whales from planet earth, a star trek classic, film was awful, so mates an I decided i should poo into a empty sunkist popcorn packet and throw it at the screen in outrage. I pooed into said bag, twisted the top tight shut, returned to rear of cinema and threw at screen, bag 'untwisted' in the air, emptying over rest of audience, i ran off laughing and never saw star trek again.

19:29:58 [@Ron] back in a bit

19:30:28 [MrSander] lmao

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[17:52] BOSS

[17:52] YOU FUCKING SAND NIGGER

[17:52] * Johan was kicked by IJs\laptop (IJs\laptop)

[17:52] <&IJs\laptop> haha

[17:53] lmao

[17:53] <&IJs\laptop> BASTARD

[17:53] * Johnline was kicked by IJs\laptop (IJs\laptop)

[23:17] Is Cray still active?

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[23:23] * d0NuTzZ is now known as d0NuT

[23:30] Anyone know?

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[23:32] look what you did

[23:32] ffs

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[23:36] * Oranje sets mode: +o Ransom

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[23:39] lol sorry...

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[21:31]   ▲

[21:31] ▲ ▲

[21:31] :o

[21:31] its an ultra bold A ? :o

/--__--\

Son.. I am disappoint

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[20:50] oblivion goty edition £15

[20:50] tempted

[20:50] i always said i should buy it

[20:50] its the game thats given me the most hours wanking

[23:41] <~Picard> Issue #5235: vehicle disapearring - Updated by Dragon - Note Added: 0011143 () - http://bugs.mtasa.com/view.php?id=5235

[23:42] <~Picard> Issue #5176: MTA does not always save the favourites list. - Updated by sebassje - Status (new => confirmed) - http://bugs.mtasa.com/view.php?id=5176

[23:42] <~Picard> Issue #5176: MTA does not always save the favourites list. - Updated by sebassje - Assigned To ( => sebassje) - http://bugs.mtasa.com/view.php?id=5176

[23:42] picard wtf

[23:42] can u stopspammingthat

[04:19] why does MTA have lots of "redundant" functions?

[04:19] like?

[04:19] lmao

[04:19] executeSQLCreateTable

[04:19] executeSQLDelete

[04:19] countPlayersInTeam

[04:19] createTeam

[04:19] makes life easier?

[04:19] lol

[04:20] but it's like

[04:20] it's treating me like i'm stupid or something

[04:20] lol

[04:20] it's really condescending :<

[00:08] <[MAR]> WHY THE FUCK DID U WRITE LIL, ITS NICK ALERTING AND THATS PART OF TOADY's NAME

[00:09] <[M2S]moe> parts of name dont nick alert u noob

[00:10] I think he might have been making a pathetic attempt at humor :P

[00:11] <[MAR]> yeah i was

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[21:29:07] Arriving at MTA, next stop, 4chan

[21:29:56] * %roblol triforces Maccer

[...]

[21:30:46] Newfags can't triforce.

[21:30:48] ▲

[21:30:50] ▲ ▲

[21:30:52] :(

[21:30:54] <%roblol> LMFAO

[21:30:55] <@arc_> facepalm.jpg.

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[20:15:30] guys, you should really release a "LUA for beginners even retards can understand"

[20:15:49] but it's quite easy

[20:15:59] an editor with function name autocomplete'd complete i

[20:15:59] t

[20:16:05] yes, but not for retards.

[20:16:13] retards shouldn't program

[20:16:17] in any language

[20:16:21] they do

[20:16:23] in pawn

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[12:38] we went to same highcollege

[12:38] college?

[12:38] yeah college man oh we hung out all the time man

[12:38] what was it

[12:39] what was its name lets see

[12:39] EARLS

[12:39] SCHOOL OF

[12:39] BUTTER

[12:39] nubcake

[12:39] WHOS TALKING SO LOUD WHO IS THAT

[12:39] JOHNLING YOU GET PAID AT WORK TO FUCK AROUND IN IRC

[12:39] CAN HAS WORD LIKE YOU?!?!?

[12:39] *WORK

[12:39] FAK

[12:39] YES I DOES

[12:40] my boss say whats happening

[12:40] i go

[12:40] RENDERING

[12:43] :D

[12:43] xD

[12:45] rofl

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[12:49] im also fixing my co-bosses laptop

[12:49] nub got 17 viruses on it

[12:49] wow

[12:49] all i do is turn norton off, install malwarebytes and let it scan

[12:49] he did alot of fapping

[12:50] is weman

[12:57] classic :D

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Wait a second... Is my script Server side or client side?
I have the feeling MTA and the "New Improved" windows sound system in vista/7 does now like MTA.

breaking news: MTA does now like MTA!

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* Retrieving #care modes...

[19:12:37] * Towncivilian changes topic to ''Azer likes QoTSA | we #care about you beeing away IceCream *o* | "War does not determine who's right, war determines who's left" | Krimson also sells CareBears for free | Have a problem? Put 30 pence in the phonebox and tell someone who #cares. Drama Drama Drama'

[19:13:11] <%Towncivilian> i fixed a couple typos, mabako, don't hate me

[19:23:20] <~mabako> HATE

[19:26:22] HATE

[22:50:17] * MrX is now known as MrX|BNC

[00:38:46] <%Towncivilian> :(

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[20:42:57] <@lil_Toady> robhol is cool

[20:42:59] <@lil_Toady> NOT

[20:43:07] <+robhol> .. lil_Toady

[20:43:23] <+robhol> ohai, lil_Toady, I completed your sentence

[20:43:34] <@lil_Toady> no

[20:43:39] <@ryden`Laptop> doubt

[20:43:41] <@ryden`Laptop> Me too!

[20:43:46] <+robhol> rofl

[20:43:52] * +robhol high-fives ryden`Laptop

[20:43:55] <@lil_Toady> >:(

[20:43:56] * @ryden`Laptop high-fives

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[15:33] Partyman [PLAYER] Tuqo died

[15:34] Partyman [CHAT] HDG~Saving: FAILER

[15:34] Partyman [CHAT] HDG~Saving: HAHAHA FAIL

[15:34] Partyman [CHAT] HDG~Saving: fail

[15:34] Partyman [CHAT] HDG~Saving: fail again

[15:35] Partyman [CHAT] HDG~Saving: FAILER!!!!!!!!!!!!

[15:35] Partyman [CHAT] HDG~Saving: FAILER!!!!!!!!!!

[15:35] Partyman [PLAYER] [uG]Jaguar died

[15:35] Partyman [PLAYER] HDG~Neukfout died

[15:35] Partyman [CHAT] Scarface: Saving define irony, you always die before us

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[20:25] what does sound do?

[20:25] i mean voice

[20:25] when the channel is +m, only voiced users can talk

[20:25] it gives you the ability to speak when the channel is set to +m

[20:25] gives you the ability to use a microphone?

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[23:44] * KWKSND loves ccw 75%

[23:45] good, I cant take all of your love in one go

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