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[ 06:53:12 ] [ Vilezir ] I think the script is done

[ 06:53:13 ] [ Vilezir ] anyone want to test

[ 06:53:21 ] [ FireBlood ] ip?

[ 06:53:22 ] [ EvgeniZ ] where where

[ 06:53:35 ] [ Vilezir ] 127.0.0.1

[ 06:53:37 ] [ Vilezir ] cya there

[ 06:53:37 ] [ FireBlood ] -.-

[ 06:53:38 ] · · Quits : Vilezir [ pwntj00@gtanet-34F1EF0F.hsd1.fl.comcast.net ] : [ Quit: oi! ]

[ 06:53:42 ] [ FireBlood ] pwned

ahahahah xD

thanks for the quote Fireblood

Rofl. Although I hope you realise that Vilezir was TheDude.

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RBOMB talking about the birds and the bees to a little kid who kept arguing with me, Posty, and others.

[17:15] bigo1234, BZZZZZZZZZZZ TWEEET QUACK

[17:16] QUACK QUACK HONK HONK BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT

[17:16] bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz shut the fuck up

[17:16] bigo1234 go fuck your self with.............ummmm Spitfire

[17:16] rofl

[17:16] * kenny01 has quit IRC (Ping timeout)

[17:17] bigo1234 go fuck your self with.............ummmm Fedor

[17:17] anyways bigo1234, i think its time we havea talk

[17:17] fixed

[17:17] when a man and a woman love eachother

[17:17] the man sticks his penis into the womans mouth

[17:17] and from there she sucks eagerly

[17:17] then she turns around

[17:17] fuck u i hate his guts he hates my and i dont swing that way

[17:17] and hte man puts it into

[17:18] the womans vagina

[17:18] * Oogie has joined #mta

[17:18] where she and him fuck vigerously

[17:18] ur fucked

[17:18] after 2 weeks (about)

[17:18] LOL

[17:18] the woman calls up the man

[17:18] and asks

[17:18] if he wore a "Condom"

[17:18] put that word into your volcabulary

[17:18] lol RBOMB

[17:18] haha

[17:18] and when he says no

[17:19] she tells him

[17:19] stick it in my booty

[17:19] that she is infact pregnate (to have a living organism growing inside your womb)

[17:19] after about 9 months

[17:19] this "baby"

[17:19] i always use a comdom whan im fucking a chick

[17:19] comes out of the womans vagina

[17:19] * ZiGGY wants what R*BOMB's smoking

[17:19] and there'

[17:20] ZiGGY: iDosed

[17:20] xD

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Cockville featuring Supercock/Cockman

<[sM]GreenHammy> Madagascock

cock me if you can

Greatest American Cock

cockodile dundee!!!!

<[sM]GreenHammy> lol

the perfect cock

lol

High School Cock 3

lol

the devil wears cock

<[sM]GreenHammy> Rat cock

over the cock

<[sM]GreenHammy> LOL

devil may cock

Final Cock VII: Cock Children

lethal cock 3

The Dark Cock

rofl

<[sM]GreenHammy> ROFL

cock tale

rambo: first cock

Grand Theft Cocko

close encounters of the cock kind

<[sM]GreenHammy> Cockstar

The Best Cocks of our Lives

Indiana Jones and the kingdom of cock

beverley hills cock

:D

lol

<[sM]GreenHammy> im going on to cockanize games

<[sM]GreenHammy> Splinter cock

Cock Wars

doctor docock

CockSys

<[sM]GreenHammy> The italian cock

Journey to the center of the cock

* jallar sets mode: +m

austin powers in goldcock

:x

* Popz runs

* jallar sets mode: -h Popz

childish!

* Popz has left #gta4

* Popz has joined #gta4

* Impact sets mode: +h Popz

* jallar sets mode: +b *!*@popznet.com

* Popz was kicked by jallar (There you are! (589))

* [sM]GreenHammy has quit IRC (Quit: )

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(Talking with Woet about a customer asking questions in the support channel. He posts an excerpt from the customer's config file, and we find the problem without any major trouble.)

[12:54] Default MTA Server[clan] Clan Server>

[12:54] omg :+

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22:05:42 [%Talidan] rob is about 8 years old

22:05:50 [Robpol86] im 86 yrs old

22:06:02 [%Talidan] symantec hire 8 year olds to test their products

22:06:04 [+Iggy] wtf

22:06:09 [+Iggy] watch till like half way at least

22:06:10 [%Talidan] that's why they're so high quality year after year

22:06:17 [%Ransom] its like 4Laughing 4Out 4Loud

22:06:21 (Brophy) yeah Robpol86

22:06:27 [+Iggy] nswf

22:06:27 (Brophy) why does symantec suck so much

22:06:27 [%Ransom] its like 4Laughing 4Out 4Loud

22:06:29 [+Iggy] nsfw

22:06:32 [%Ransom] hm... fuck it

22:06:37 [Robpol86] symantec owns what are you talking about

22:06:49 [Robpol86] i work from home while making money and only pay 20 bux a month for badass health insurance

22:06:57 [Robpol86] you computer janitors in here get nothing lol

22:07:00 [&lil_Toady] symantec owns

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Johnline marry me

Johnline give me an answer dont walk all over my heart

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Robpol86 you know what im buying

what

iJs WHAT

a penis pump

lol norby89

why would i buy a penis pump

to put it in your aquarium

lmao

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[21:08] OMFG

[21:08] ZOMG

[21:08] wtf is this a senseless discussion here

[21:09] ?????-jhxp- Don't write in caps in #mta!????????

[21:09] d:p

[21:09] ZOMG

[21:09] OMFG

[21:09] * jhxp sets mode: +b *!*keno-15.m@*.adsl.net.t-com.hr

[21:09] * Keno was kicked by jhxp (Don't write in caps!)

[21:09] yess

[21:09] pawned

[21:09] xD

[21:09] nub

[21:09] <+MeKorea|Laptop> 1 troll less :P

[21:09] but even one too much ( no, i dont mean myself )

[21:09] * Shigawire hides

[21:11] can u unban keno???

[21:12] ah

[21:13] * Salva (dani05@gtanet-BEB655A4.pool.t-online.hu) Quit (Quit: )

[21:13] why?!why?!...my litlle poor baby...pls un ban him D,:

[21:14] =_=

[21:14] * Whatever (vjeko88@gtanet-1DDFDC32.adsl.net.t-com.hr) has left #mta

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16:07 \o/

16:07 |

16:07 8===================================================================d

16:07 /\

16:07 LOL

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<+MeKorea|Laptop> KWKSND, its not fag if the balls dont touch!

Edited by Guest

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17:48 wait till the huge monster in ascii apears

17:48 that'l shi t you up

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<[sK][L]punk> yea vista sux

<[sK][L]punk> thts y im gettin a mac theme :P

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[13:11] I'd totally attach the only spawn point to my car.

[13:11] attach a spawnpoint above your heli

[13:11] you can attach your face to your ass

[13:12] orly

[13:12] teach me

[13:13] I want to learn from a master of face2ass attachment.

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<@Talidan> where does MTA set its gta installation bath?

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s0viet, do you like my penis?

my ? Of course I like!

wat

lol

wat wat

haha

LOL

Bot abuse! :D

s0viet, do you like JV's.penis ?

I would fuck do

wat

wat wat

s0viet, wich is best, kim or craig ?

s0viet, wich is best kim or craig ?

fff

rofl

s0viet, wich is better kim or craig ?

I'm confused :(

FUCKER.

s0viet, wich is better kim or craig ?

I don't know any of those things/persons :o

yes you do

you broke it

s0viet, wich is better kim or craig ?

I don't know any of those things/persons :o

omg

bot fail

s0viet, do you know kim ?

umh no

FFF

s0viet, do you know craig ?

yep I know

onice

s0viet, wich is better kim or craig ?

umm, kim is awesome... but craig... well, kim !

lmao

:o

:D

=-= Mode #thecrookdepartment +b *!*@gtanet-EEF46A6C.dyn.user.ono.com by Captain_Awesome

don't fucking ban me you fucking assholes

=-= S0VIET was booted from #thecrookdepartment by Captain_Awesome (Captain_Awesome)

HAHAHAHA

:)

QUOT'D

he may be raping you in query craig

he is

!unban s0viet

=-= Mode #thecrookdepartment -b *!*@gtanet-EEF46A6C.dyn.user.ono.com by services.irc.gtanet.com

From JostVice: Don't fucking ban S0VIET, you're banning my host too, retard. if I get s0viet banned again, you're banned. I don't care if you're unlimited.

-->| S0VIET (jostvice@gtanet-EEF46A6C.dyn.user.ono.com) has joined #thecrookdepartment

=-= Mode #thecrookdepartment +ao S0VIET S0VIET by MrWhoopee

HELLO COMRADS!, Type "!help" to see the motherland's comands.

Nothing better at the morning than a bite of S0VIET! hi!

Thanks MrWhoopee!!

:P

lol

Poor bot ^^

!rape Captain_Awesome

* S0VIET goes behind Captain_Awesome with a rake... then jumps and FUCKS Captain_Awesome

total unwanted sexual activities: 148

* Scarface searches for Laguna Seca in JostVice's ass

nut ther

* Scarface searches for Laguna Seca in JostVice's vagina

nu

xD

s0viet, put scarface on penis

* S0VIET puts penis in

wat

wat wat

* JostVice fixes script

pfff

s0viet, put scarface on penis

* S0VIET puts scarface in penis

HA

booo

s0viet, put craig on kim

I'm confused :(

s0viet, put craig on kim

I'm not putting craig on kim JostVice !

YES.

DO IT

:D

s0viet, do it

s0viet, put kim on craig then

I'm confused :(

fffffffffff

hahaha Spanish fucktard

s0viet, put craig on shit

* S0VIET puts craig in shit

hahahahaha

* JostVice can't stop laughting

-->| nabo (nabo_45@gtanet-E42E19C0.k310.webspeed.dk) has joined #thecrookdepartment

* S0VIET salutes nabo

=-= Mode #thecrookdepartment +v nabo by MrWhoopee

LOL

s0viet, put kim in shit

* S0VIET puts kim in shit

HAHHAHAHAHA

* JostVice pmsl

s0viet, put jost in shit

I'm confused :(

s0viet, put jost in shit

* S0VIET puts jost in shit

pwnt

HAHAHAHAHAH

s0viet, put shoe on head

I'm confused :(

kim craig

Kimd41's realname is Gustavo Federico Guimenez de Sa.

you've seen

?

Dude where is my car?

the movie

yeah

sOviet, does JostVice watch gay porn?

:D

s0viet, do scarface fail?

!8ball Does JostVice watch gay porn?

(8ball) All sources point to YES!

FUVCK

9_9

YES

!8ball does s0viet lie

(8ball) All sources point to YES!

HA!

If he lies then it means he lied right now

ha!

aka means no

s0viet, does JostVice watch gay porn?

yes Scarface

Ha!

haha

(he is modifyng script)

only he fails

s0viet, does craig and kim fail?

I couldn't explain

He couldn't explain how awesome we are

s0viet, does JostVice suck dick?

I couldn't explain

pfff

That's not the answer! ^^

s0viet, put scarface on shit

I'm confused :(

s0viet, does JostVice suck dick?

yes Scarface

LOL

That's better

hahaha

S0VIET SHUT THE FUCK UP

Do you speak russian?

s0viet stfu

Do you speak russian?

s0viet, stfu

stfu JostVice

:D

Assiclo is about to kill himself

NO U

pwnt

damnit bot

:D

STOP S0VIET

s0viet!

:D

good boy

!rape kim

* S0VIET goes behind kim with a rake... then jumps and FUCKS kim

total unwanted sexual activities: 150

!rape Captain_Awesome

* S0VIET goes behind Captain_Awesome with a fire extinguisher...then jumps and FUCKS Captain_Awesome

total unwanted sexual activities: 151

!rape Scarface

* S0VIET goes behind Scarface with a rake... then jumps and FUCKS Scarface

total unwanted sexual activities: 152

S0VIET, scream!

:(

s0viet, does JostVice suck your dick 24/7?

I couldn't explain

s0viet, does JostVice suck your dick 24/7?

yes Scarface

hehe

s0viet, do you lie?

yes I do!

fixed.

so he just lied

NO THAT DOESN'T WORK

S0VIET, is JostVice gay?

yea

hahaha

ahaa

s0viet, wich is better kim&craig or shit

kim&craig is epic win, go for it JostVice

FFFFFFFFFFFFFF

S0VIET, does JostVice want a sex change?

I HEARD SEX???

of course it does!

HAAHAAHHA

!rage

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-------

number of frustations: 146

!rage

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-------

number of frustations: 147

hahahahaha

!rage

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-------

number of frustations: 148

* JostVice hits the screen

S0VIET, does JostVice want a sex change?

I HEARD SEX???

I HEARD SEX???

S0VIET, WELL ERM

WELL ERM

of course it does!

s0viet, is Captain_Awesome right about JostVice being gay?

nah, I don't think so

s0viet, is Captain_Awesome right about JostVice being gay?

ohgawd

probably

s0viet, is Captain_Awesome right about JostVice being gay?

nah, I don't think so

pffffff

S0VIET, YOU'RE RETARDED?

umh, whatever ok

S0VIET, is JostVice gay?

no, never.

:o

AHA

S0VIET, is JostVice gay?

no, never.

s0viet, am I cool?

s0viet did you fuck captain awesome and kim's mom

wat

YOU CHANGED IT!

s0viet, did you fuck captain awesome and kim's mom

no, never.

NO

he's edited the script so he doesn't say yeah

YOU GOT IT WRONG BOT

-.-

s0viet did you fuck captain awesome and kim's mom

Do you speak russian?

s0viet, did you fuck captain awesome and kim's mom

no way JostVice

s0viet, did you fuck captain awesome and kim's mom

no way JostVice

s0viet, does JostVice suck dick?

yes Scarface

s0viet, did you fuck captain awesome and kim's mom

no way JostVice

PWNT

OMG

SAY YES

s0viet, does JostVice suck dick?

of course it does!

SAY YESSSS

SAY YESS YOU MOTHERFUKCEER

HAHYAHAAH

OWNAGE

!kb s0viet

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=-= S0VIET was booted from #thecrookdepartment by MrWhoopee (Requested (JostVice))

FUUUCKEEEER

LMFAO

:D

!unban S0VIET

That was fun xD

=-= Mode #thecrookdepartment -b *!*@gtanet-EEF46A6C.dyn.user.ono.com by services.irc.gtanet.com

GOING TO QUOTEBOOK

Yep!

-->| S0VIET (jostvice@gtanet-EEF46A6C.dyn.user.ono.com) has joined #thecrookdepartment

=-= Mode #thecrookdepartment +ao S0VIET S0VIET by MrWhoopee

HELLO COMRADS!, Type "!help" to see the motherland's comands.

don't worry, S0VIET will take care. hello!

Thanks MrWhoopee!!

:)

put it in quotebook with style

have fun

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the only way you can have sex with a woman is if she wears strapon

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C:\Documents and Settings\Administrator\Desktop\bcg.PNG

we cant click local links

o whoops lol

lmao

yaya fu

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