The Official Quote Wall

Recommended Posts


bump found this one, this is just to good to not put here :)

we do killin right(Not Hiring) come in have fun

Share this post

Link to post
bump found this one, this is just to good to not put here :)
we do killin right(Not Hiring) come in have fun

again this is not news, we don't hire well :lol:

*stares at XCrispy*

Share this post

Link to post

Anonymous kfc´er wrote:

- " (ulks) are not that hard too defeat "

- "atleast last time i fought them "

- "I dont know most of them ...."

- "well i didnt play mta much"

Another wrote:


- "We've only fought like twice"

thanks to bishop for finding those, i laughed so hard when i read that :D

Share this post

Link to post

pffft get that out of here death u know thats gonna start more shit between us, u should have heard tlk last night saying that kfc sucks and shit when they are in a TRAINING GGANG...i laughed so hard when i read this

Share this post

Link to post

the chan was dead, and then Aeron came out of nowhere with this:


just flew a bird against my window

* Aeron slaps all birds..

Share this post

Link to post

[12:13] * Joins: protoss_ (Darth_ruda@

[12:13] hey

[12:13] dude

[12:14] How do i cheat?

[12:42] * Quits: protoss_ (Darth_ruda@ ([irc.multitheftauto.com] Local kill by MrBump (fuck off cheater))

that was in #mtahelp on irc.multitheftauto.com:6667


Share this post

Link to post
[19:46:45] [MrPimp]: I LOVE that.

[19:46:57] [sM|Gamefreek]: u like what?

[19:47:22] [{VCP}MAD_BOY]: that thingy in his ass

[19:47:23] [{VCP}MAD_BOY]: :P

[19:47:32] [MrPimp]: That too.

Share this post

Link to post
[16:18] how about u leave me the fuck alone

[16:18] GameF_filming: wtf is your problem

[16:19] maybe it's that time of the month

[16:19] lmfao

Share this post

Link to post
[22:42:15] [{VCP}MAD_BOY]: is kfg a person that knows everything? he's alost more confusing than bump (sorry bump)

[22:42:42] [me]: he's like bump, but cooler.

[22:42:55] [me]: and funner

had to go on here :lol:

Share this post

Link to post

ok this one is huge but its worth reading it imo,

hary74656's problem is the UE when he wants to start mta:

you didn´t said somthing to me

i did

[02:01:01] go to: cmd, write: ipconfig /release and try again

go to: cmd, write: ipconfig /release and try again

what was that?

do it

go to start -> run

then write in cmd

or u wont get any help

and then write ipconfig /release

nobody wants to help here

my internet settings are ok



dammit always the same

santa claues hah old fat bastard

* Ransom slaps Keva around a bit with a large trout

why ip config?

fuck off

im [issed

* Keva lays down

just wanna lie here

???? why ip config????

take some ridalin and have a nap

mta cant connect to you if u dont fix your ip

damn that was my last fucking word

*** MrGrumpy` (--censored--) has joined channel #mta

*** MrBump` (--censored--) has joined channel #mta

it can connect, i get the error when im trying to start game

*** MrGrumpy` has left #mta

*** Mode change "+o MrBump`" for channel #mta by ChanServ

its the game!

*** Signoff: MrBump (Ping timeout)


*** MrBump` is now known as MrBump

yes then open your computer, rub your feet on the carpet, touch the mobo, and turn the cpu back on


The static should teach that damn mta client a lesson!

*** Signoff: hary74656 (Ping timeout)

* rebel36 wonders

*** Signoff: slush- (Ping timeout)


yeah weeee


*** hary74656 (--censored--) has joined channel #mta


what do this command?

and did it worked ?


my connecton crashed


* rebel36 got a new forum sig

what is this shit command?


jesus haha

*** CTCP: hary74656 pinged you.

*** Signoff: hary74656 (Connection reset by peer)

*** hary74656 (--censored--) has joined channel #mta

*** MaStAFlAsH (--censored--) has joined channel #mta

*** MaStAFlAsH has left #mta

nah sry i got no solution for you

*** Signoff: hary74656 (Connection reset by peer)

*** hary74656 (--censored--) has joined channel #mta


id update mirc if i where you

Edited by Guest

Share this post

Link to post
[23:30:16] [me]: They're covered in lube!

[23:30:20] [sM|Gamefreek]: lol

[23:30:26] : {TLK}Nikl245 lubes up

[23:30:26] [sM|Gamefreek]: fight them off!!

[23:30:29] : {TLK}Nikl245 goes in

[23:30:32] ::: Quit: (AJH) (ajhhallo@cc11137-a.sneek1.fr.home.nl)

[23:30:42] : {TLK}Nikl245 wrestles with some goats

[23:31:04] : SM|Gamefreek pokes the goats with a stick

[23:31:06] [me]: That's not a goat! That's me!

[23:31:10] [me]: Why can't you wear clothes!

[23:31:14] [sM|Gamefreek]: lol

Share this post

Link to post

edited some of the words out to keep comedy :lol:

SM|Bizzare Wrote:

thats cuz they kno ill give it rite back 10x harder

Share this post

Link to post


oh yeah, I forgot so I'll ask again, why is xenex's name blue in stats?

Cause I told the stats he's male :P

I think thats the reason :P



no really!

u lied

i must know whyyyyyyy

everyone wants to know


I think it is :P

TvKe gots the hots for xenex





haha that was where I was going damn you

yea that must be it then

My gf is going to stay with me for the weekend :)

since theres no other logical reason =P

I gotta pick her up tomorrow

well, hmm today (2AM now:P)

is gf = gamefreek =P

TvKe fancies GF!

GF = Girl Friend :P

Share this post

Link to post

Just a funny convo I was reading silently:

* silentD slaps a Sick dick



dont slap yo dick silentD

yo..who has a good server for mta that isn't fuckin full


* Black_Dragon slaps silentD with a wet odd green dildo

* sick slaps silentD with his dick...

<{TLK}Nikl245> no ips !!!

penis is giood

IRCMonkey: quakenet

<{TLK}Nikl245> ;P



* rebel blows the chan

* Ransom puts on quote wall

Share this post

Link to post

i made a pic to let ppl see the sm sign: (%)


got another one who went to release his ip for me :)

can someone help me


go: start-run-write:cmd


write: ipconfig /release

*** Michael is now known as michael

*** Signoff: k00ner (Connection reset by peer)



bad boy ;)

damn hes stupid

*** k00ner (--censored--) has joined channel #mta



*** Mode change "+b *!*@adsl-68-74-148-247.dsl.emhril.ameritech.net" for channel #mta by MrBump

*** sobeit has been kicked off channel #mta by MrBump (Please turn the Caps OFF! Caps Allowed: 60% Caps Used: 100%)


he even more

no lag on bumps site :o

then what? LOL



i was trying to get rid of you

TYPE: ipconfig /renew

whats your problem

im not stupid

you sure?


more to come soon :wink:

Share this post

Link to post

a nice little irc convo about that nasty trainer-using xerox guy.. i hear he uses cudda's mod as well =P

[09:54] well, i had 6 ppl on the server, no lag, but when i ran that mIRC add on and a server, and the game all on one PC 6 ppl seemed kinda slow and laggy

[09:55] i have a 2ghz p4, 512 MB SDRAM, 64MB gforce 4 MX440SE

[09:56] Well IMPAQT if you get XEROX to play on your server then you'll see your Ping Rocket to the roof

[09:56] lol

[09:56] y? known trainer user?

[09:56] It wasnt for you to laugh Impaqt... It was for the others who know him

[09:57] * SM|Rawk thinks he knows him

[09:57] l m a o

thanks mc coy - nicely done ;-)

Share this post

Link to post

hehe sticky? Sweet

Ok this is from the "2 player?" topic here: http://forum.mtavc.com/viewtopic.php?t=6402

I mention it because its gotta be the most hilarious mood swing I have ever witnessed:

SM|Gamefreak said:

Yamm (P_90) why do u go :o urself, how :o stupid are u to insult a MTA team member in there own forum u little 12 yr old brat. I hope ur ass gets banned from here and the official server (probably wont but i can dream)

ON TOPIC: Reprecreator first u need to make sure both PC's have Windows 2000 or XP, other wise it wont work.

From super-pissed flamer to nice helpful computer consultant! LMAO

Share this post

Link to post
%(SM|Gamefreek) do u know how to do it?

%(me) yes

%(Thargore) yes

%(SM|Gamefreek) k

%(Thargore) you first put a condom on

%(SM|Gamefreek) not that Thar

%(Thargore) then, you put dugtape on the girl's mouth

%(Thargore) oh, soz

%(SM|Gamefreek) lol

Share this post

Link to post

lol well evryone hates bump i wish he was a little nicer then he would be cool and for a 12 year old im pretty smart i wanna see gf code scm and learn vb

and model also map beat that

Share this post

Link to post

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now

  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    No registered users viewing this page.