Ransom Posted March 13, 2006 Share Posted March 13, 2006 [16:52] can you squeeze some juice onto my food Link to comment
finn_bryant Posted March 19, 2006 Share Posted March 19, 2006 this is not from mta, but its just so funny..... Anguirel: LIES! Meat and carbs and cheese are the only foods in the world. If God wanted us to eat vegtables, he would have made them out of meat. Link to comment
Boss Posted March 23, 2006 Share Posted March 23, 2006 [19:40:34] (+Rob86_Server) yo mamma so far when she jumps the radio skips.[19:41:15] (+BrophY) yo mom is so poor, she eats cereal with a fork to save the milk [19:44:00] (Johnline) your mumma's so dumb she heard its chilly outside and got a bowl [19:48:02] (+BrophY) your mom is so poor, for christmas she gave you a video of other people having christmas Link to comment
Ransom Posted March 27, 2006 Share Posted March 27, 2006 [16:33] you god damn illeterates Link to comment
:Rob Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 how about you just blow yourself Link to comment
Ransom Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 [15:23] and IJs will spend a week getting it up again Link to comment
nick Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 wheelmans thread, ftw. [KFC]Wheelman: All of KFC stood in awe as nick broke the rules. Link to comment
Ransom Posted May 21, 2006 Share Posted May 21, 2006 In an undisclosed, secret location.... [20:51] i've always wanted to have sex with bump Link to comment
Brophy Posted May 21, 2006 Share Posted May 21, 2006 MAD_BOY: i don't like meatspinMAD_BOY: i rather perform it myself Link to comment
FrY3R Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 picasa is an easy way for your parents to find all your porn i'de best assume administration rights and set a password and... well i've just found out my sister goes out with a nigger good night the word is |\|!GG3|2 btw.... naughty naughty.... Link to comment
Brophy Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 Aeron: Dragon is my biological fatherGamefreek: adopted? Solide: yes, gf. Solide: PHONE!! Away_Dragon: OOH OOH Away_Dragon: WHO'S YOUR DADDY Aeron: U Away_Dragon: YEAH Away_Dragon: And to spank you for shortening a word. Away_Dragon: Pants down, son Link to comment
Ransom Posted June 2, 2006 Share Posted June 2, 2006 [14:53] our entire class is sick lol [14:54] i mean what we pretend we do here (like /me touches BrophY) we actually do there . go around touching eachother pretending to be gay Link to comment
[DRuG].h0z Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 [02:22] just get it up [02:15] cause you got your friends to bring loads of bots [02:15] ..duh [02:15] what friends =\ [02:16] i'm contemplating whether you're acting dumb, or just are dumb [02:16] Acting it [00:08] BrophY i still got dribbleshit! [00:09] oh noes [00:09] quick nurse! , 50cc of weetabix [00:09] lmao [00:09] when i go toilet i spitfire them [00:09] pebbledash the toilet eh [00:09] 5 plonks/second [00:10] SKIDERS DOWN THE BOG! Link to comment
MAD_BOY Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 -=[21:53:52 14/6/06]=- BrophY has sex with the backstreet boys -=[21:53:53 14/6/06]=- in an alley -=[21:53:59 14/6/06]=- * SM|HAZJ ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: SM|HAZJ) -=[21:54:00 14/6/06]=- with IJs -=[21:54:03 14/6/06]=- after IJs just sucked them all off -=[21:54:04 14/6/06]=- without me -=[21:54:09 14/6/06]=- before i sucked them off Link to comment
Moderators HAZJ Posted June 16, 2006 Moderators Share Posted June 16, 2006 (14:24:47) • Aeron slaps Dragon around a bit with a large trout (14:26:58) • MeanpantheR eats the trout (14:28:29) • Slothman previusly had sex with said trout (14:28:57) • MeanpantheR Link to comment
MAD_BOY Posted June 18, 2006 Share Posted June 18, 2006 -=[21:11:39 18/6/06]=- = stink Link to comment
Jani Posted June 18, 2006 Share Posted June 18, 2006 (Johnline|footsex_with_h0z) whenever i beat on the window to tell a cat to stop pissing and get out my garden they just stare at me. its like a big mental test(Johnline|footsex_with_h0z) i'de love to shaft a cat Link to comment
Brophy Posted June 18, 2006 Share Posted June 18, 2006 Johnline got pwned again Johnline|footsex_with_h0z: BROPHY'S MUM WORKS AT BURGER SHOTBrophY: Johnline's mum did work at the sperm bank BrophY: but got fired for drinking on the job Johnline|footsex_with_h0z: LMAO Twig: lol Johnline|footsex_with_h0z: hahaha Link to comment
Jani Posted June 18, 2006 Share Posted June 18, 2006 (23:30:55) (&IJs) Johnline|footsex_with_h0z has parachute sex Link to comment
Johnline Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 Just the ending part of a long drawn out joke session: i should sleep you all wont see me for a while my sisters getting hitched and i'll be in torquay oh god ive found a crap fat joke you might as well all not join irc cause its gonna be so dry how do you put Johnline's mum into a bikini twinkie rewards? take the 'f' out of 'way' ? confused i dont get it i dont get fanny rash y'know, take the letter 'f' out of 'way' fway? out of the word 'way' aeiou goddamn you guys are idiots haha rofl you DO realise there is no letter 'f' in the word 'way', yes? girls these days dont want romance GIRLS WANT GUNDAM alrite screw it wayfarer Talidan? NO there is no f-in way THERE now think and figure it out yourself there is no f*ckin way wtf does that mean how do you put Johnline's mum into a bikini there is no f*ckin way ah i get it lol well that is crap Link to comment
Brophy Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 %MAD_BOY: your opinion is void BrophY%MAD_BOY: OH SNAP %MAD_BOY: i pulled a luke +BrophY: rofl Link to comment
MTA Team jhxp Posted June 28, 2006 MTA Team Share Posted June 28, 2006 [14:24:19] i use the martians to help me masturbate Link to comment
MAD_BOY Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 -=[18:30:34 30/6/06]=- * BrophY pulls up his pants -=[18:30:48 30/6/06]=- hmm, vegetable oil Link to comment
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