The Official Quote Wall

[OpiuM.]

{ULK}L.M.D.J: who wanna suck my dick?

KFC_OpiuM: im not ingame

Hutch has left the game.

KFC_OpiuM:

{ULK}Kuntz: so opium your jewish I see

[uLK]SGB: oh i'm beatin on u lol

KFC_OpiuM: suck j00 (_)_)|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||D?

KFC_OpiuM:

KFC_OpiuM: no

KFC_OpiuM: ol

{ULK}Kuntz: oh your a black jew?

TmM_Dgtadude: lol

{ULK}Kuntz: ;0)

KFC_OpiuM:

TmM_Dgtadude: why is he jew?

{ULK}Kuntz: looked circumzised

TmM_Dgtadude: LOL

{ULK}Kuntz: hey Ill ride

TmM_Dgtadude: thats not just for jews

{ULK}Kuntz: no shit really?

KFC_OpiuM: {ULK}Kuntz: looked circumzised

{ULK}Kuntz: ;0)

KFC_OpiuM: your not circumsized?

KFC_OpiuM: wtf...

KFC_OpiuM: ong ewww

{ULK}Kuntz: ROFL

{ULK}Kuntz: no Im a kunt duh

[[KFC] El Burro]

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[Guest]

(+Robpol86) we HAVE MALE LIFEGUARD

(+Robpol86) faggots fucked me up

im gay

im a queer deathb

i want you hot ass

no comment...

[-SM-Bryce]

{ULK}Element wrote: If i let a DvS call every last person a noob and say they were owned dosen't that make us kfc?

No comment.

{ULK}-n4sr

VCESRonSeal wrote:

FFS i cant believe i spend hours in server arguing with someone half my size,and only slightly older than my own children.

Be polite . Be professional . But in the back of your mind have a plan to kill everyone and everything you meet .

I love this quote.

[Posty]

This isnt from irc, its from msn, but its still funny

Zircon says:

sometimes i would spend hours riding up those tactic sheets

[Black Dragon]

bigflopper: stfu pussy

* Admin slaps bigflopper

vrock: haha

vrock: say that again

bigflopper: stfu pussy

* Admin slaps bigflopper

vrock: again

bigflopper: NO

vrock: why

bigflopper: IT HURTS ME

* Admin slaps bigflopper

vrock: again

vrock: lol

bigflopper: FUCKIN NIGGER

bigflopper has been kicked from the game.

its amazing how stupid people can get

[[KFC] El Burro]

This is from a KFC Crew War we had today with proberly the closest fight EVER in the history of the MTA... also proberly the one with the most flaming too... It was like ULK V KFC

*KFC@Jupiter: ORUSS ALL UP TO YOU

@KFC@the-man: whos left

@KFC@the-man: i died

!KFC!$3r9!0: EL BURRO IS COMIN

!KFC*ElBurro: ME

@KFC@the-man: i killed snomane

!KFC!$3r9!0: IN A BIKE

!KFC!SNOMANE: I KILLED U

@KFC@Orguss: Noone is left

!KFC!$3r9!0: YES

@KFC@the-man: i kille du first

!KFC!$3r9!0: EL BURRO

$KFC$OutLaW: elburro is left

KfC*WheeLman: orguss and elburro

!KFC!SNOMANE: BS

!KFC!$3r9!0: lol el burro

*KFC@Jupiter: ORGUSS AND ELBURRO

*KFC@Jupiter: REMEMBER RULES

@KFC@Orguss: where is Elburro?

*KFC@Jupiter: Hmmm

!KFC*ElBurro: OUSIDE THE DOOR HONEY

KfC*WheeLman: someone can go for elburro

KfC*WheeLman: (from AK)

KfC*WheeLman: nvm

KfC*WheeLman: hes fighting

*KFC@Jupiter: may I spawn so I can spec

!KFC*ElBurro killed @KFC@Orguss. (Stubby Shotgun)

@KFC@Orguss killed !KFC*ElBurro. (Stubby Shotgun)

KfC*WheeLman: oooo

!KFC!$3r9!0: HAHA

@KFC@Orguss: hmm

!KFC*ElBurro: aw

!KFC!$3r9!0: WTF!!?

*KFC@Jupiter: what do we do?

!KFC!$3r9!0: HAHAH

KfC*WheeLman: AK WINS

@KFC@Blades: bye got 2 go

*KFC@Jupiter: OK

!KFC*ElBurro: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

@KFC@the-man: lol

*KFC@Jupiter: HOW?

KfC*WheeLman: AK WINS!!!!!!!!!!!

[-SM-Bryce]

It was like ULK V KFC

Was that an insult?

[Guest]

* Wojjie rubs it in RISO's face

=)

hey, quit messing!

two devs/important people using innuendo... interesting to say the least

[Ransom]

YES!

DCC Get of INBRED-INC_SISTER_BLOWS_BROTHER.rar from Ransom incomplete (unable to connect)

girls

aww resend!

....

lol

I sent one to your work too!

* Ransom hopes someone reads it

you WHORE

oh ROFL

lol

I thought that was your plan by sending/canceling those rob, so someone would see it

I dont know what you were planning O_o

[MAD_BOY]

-=[14:15:18]=- I Downloaded GTA3 Image File from edonkey

-=[14:16:26]=- i don't help warez ppl

-=[14:16:32]=- i am not

[MAD_BOY]

Ransom has strong feelings for kids:

Ransom zegt:

I LOVE YOU MADBOY DONT IGNORE ME

I LOVE YOI LOVE YOU MADBOY DONT IGNORE ME

I LOVE YOU MADBOY DONT IGNORE ME

I LOVE YOU MADBOY DONT IGNORE ME

U MADBOY DONT IGNORE ME

[Posty]

(02:22:15) (seanL994) but now i gotta try out MTA.. is it only on a need to know baseis? is there a list of servers to join somewhere

(02:22:38) (seanL994) all seeing eye will see the gta mta servers?

(02:22:43) (Zircon) seanL994: how abooout

(02:22:44) (Zircon) rtfm

(02:22:52) (Zircon) =)

(02:23:17) (seanL994) bye

(02:23:18) —› quit: (seanL994) ([email protected]) (Quit)

[Ransom]

He had some people over for his birthday so...

ups

heya bump

happy bday

thanku

no stamina, got 2 passed out on my floor already

hmmm now is that mrbump, drunk mrbump, or that girly, or someone else O_o

watcha doin online? i spent my whole birthday drinking (too drunk to type)

tis me

i can type while drnk nobody notices the diffrence

been funny watching others post messages in forums for ya ^^

* [4D]Outback has quit IRC (Quit: damnit, that'll teach me not to play russian roulette with a clip-loading pistol...)

wtf?

yes

JUST KIDDING

what u mean others posting in forums

bastard

haha

GOT HIM!

[Ransom]

* Black_Dragon remembers when he came up with the most briliant joke

2 clones and a monkey sitting in a plane. the pilot comes out and shouts that the plane is crashing and quickly takes the parachute and jups off. the monkey says "EEEK EEK!", one clone says "i should jump" the second one says "DEMMIT I WAS GONNA sAY IT!"!

* Black_Dragon grins

lol

* Blokker|LAN slaps Black_Dragon around with a pink Macintosh

o_o

2 people are in a plane that has only 1 parachute that can support only one person, they have to evacuate, how did they survive?

dunno

one jumps and catches the other on the ground

lol

the plane didnt crash

* l0ngb0ng slaps blikker a bit with a smelly trout

The planes still on the ground, but they had to evacuate cause its on fire

* B|aat has quit IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer)

hurhur I just made that up

hurhur you gay

me too

hey it worked lol

haha

not me too gay

O_o

me too made it up

hahahaha

heh

hehehe

suuuuuuuure

:]

lol

[Si|ent]

Official 12 player VC server.

DMDCR: iam new in this who i have to kill?

* DMDCR killed himself.

>

TmM_Death: lol

[Guest]

STFU SOB

IM GAY

IM GAYER

NO I LOVE MEN

I LOVE IT FROM BEHIND

Robpol86 your so cool

i wish i was as cool as you

youre cooler

you pwn everyone here

no you are

dont flatter me

no you are

nah

im not

YOU ARE SOB

no dude

you are

yuor amazing

your so smart

and sexu

your a pimp

im just a tool

damnit your both are soooooooo gay

i am

hes not

hell no, you pwn everyone

no no

and your not gay

'yer sexy' 'ooh no! yer sexier!'

dont suck up to me

i charge for that

* rebel` is now known as rebel_mta

your the best person ever

STFU

im bored of this game

your a gift from heaven

and hungry

me2

...

[OpiuM.]

:KFC:ScharK: someone get in my dodo!!

:KFC:ScharK: im at Mafia House

KFC_OpiuM: NJO

:KFC:ScharK: eee

KFC_OpiuM: NO

KFC_OpiuM: LOL

:KFC:ScharK: TYES

:KFC:ScharK: YES

KFC_OpiuM: NOP

:KFC:ScharK: LOL

KFC_OpiuM: NO

:KFC:ScharK: YEAH

:KFC:ScharK: YES

KFC_OpiuM: NO

:KFC:ScharK: YES

KFC_OpiuM: DIE

KFC_OpiuM: NO

:KFC:ScharK: LIVE

:KFC:ScharK: YES

KFC_OpiuM: OK

:KFC:ScharK: NO

:KFC:ScharK: OK

:KFC:ScharK: LOL

KFC_OpiuM: OMFG NO

:KFC:ScharK: GET IN MY DODO

KFC_OpiuM: LOL

[[VCSM]]Baa: ?

:KFC:ScharK: NO

:KFC:ScharK: OMG

KFC_OpiuM: OK

KFC_OpiuM: NO

[[VCSM]]Baa: lol

:KFC:ScharK: PLEASE

:KFC:ScharK: OMG

:KFC:ScharK: FU

KFC_OpiuM: LOL

:KFC:ScharK: YES

KFC_OpiuM: OK

:KFC:ScharK: LOL

:KFC:ScharK: OK

:KFC:ScharK: REALLY

KFC_OpiuM: UP DA BUT?

:KFC:ScharK: GET IN

KFC_OpiuM: YES

:KFC:ScharK: MWAHAH

:KFC:ScharK: NO

:KFC:ScharK: NO\

KFC_OpiuM: LOL

:KFC:ScharK: NOOOO

:KFC:ScharK: OMG

:KFC:ScharK: NOOOOOO

KFC_OpiuM: ROFL

*KFC!Camaro: LOL

:KFC:ScharK: AHHHHHHHHH

pinkone has joined the game.

:KFC:ScharK: ok get in

led has left the game.

:KFC:ScharK: i said get int

KFC_OpiuM: haha, this is going to the MTA quote wall B)

:KFC:ScharK: now take it

KFC_OpiuM: lol

KFC_OpiuM: take it?

rofl.

[MAD_BOY]

-=[21:19:07]=- * [sM]Boss opens the trash can

-=[21:20:05]=- * Iggy ([email protected]) has joined #mta

[[KFC] El Burro]

!KFC*ElBurro: Shite... am I still here?

[VCP]rebel: huh?

* !KFC*ElBurro thinks i am

[VCP]rebel: yea shit burro

[VCP]rebel: !setping 400

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!KFC*ElBurro: U git

[Iggy]

( 19:47:20 ) (clear_dark|away) you are both kinda slow

( 19:47:24 ) (+Robpol86) good

( 19:47:26 ) (+Robpol86) wait

( 19:47:28 ) (+Robpol86) no im not

[NosGoth]

As for the language. I believe it's Danish. Meaning they live in Denmark. I could be wrong though.

nosgoth youre from denmark ?

[OpiuM.]

i'm legally downloading windows

lol

good for you

[Black Dragon]

NosGoth stop chopping people with a heli. This is a stuntserver.

(Helicopter-blades)

Please cum again.

FAKE FAKE

[MAD_BOY]

lol yeah, everybody knows mta doesn't display it that way