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Ok as of now this is for IRC and FORUM quotes only....just put any dumb, funy, clearly taken the wrong way, or just any quote you find worthy of being on the quote wall

The Quote Wall (all the bestest quotes get put here)

Mr. Bill, if you need some good warming up, I'm your man.
I didn't really like the second one very much because they all sounded like they were worn out.
ding ding ding, u got it. :) sgb was on thier messin with me, he was getting back at me for doing it to him the other day :lol:
Should be back shortly i hope, we want it back up soon
now out of these 4 possible reactions, and yes even now I hear you all screaming D(ick),because hey, why not? but.. instead I'll do something else and do A(ss): Consider yourself all lucky, C(*nt) was a close second.
i beaten it too much
lol ya no kidding, bills one of the best flamers iv seen and he tells me that i flame to much =p
Deathb is getting it from all angles. You can work out more than one scheduel at a time. If Bill can't play tonight but you and Nugget can then set it up.
hehe yup I recruited kracka today cuz i saw positive in him, he doesnt talk shit much and justy laughs when he gfets killed, hes a cool player and he is pretty skilled too...look for him beating off in a server near u!
Last night someone pulled one out.... More times than not you are attracting unwanted attention with that thing.
suck it long and suck it hard Dre
Eating women's shit? You do know there is a job that PAYS you to do that? You really should research into it if you enjoy eating women's shit.
A. I'll fill your space anytime brophy
ye we do a lot with our sticks
HEY! how comes i ain't on there, i can eat plenty weiners I tell ya

I"M THE WEINER CHAMP! :P

Yeah i dunno why this has never been made stickie..
Finnaly, I got it up

ENJOY :D

Did I start a simple penis war? Ok let me expand!

Ill make this sticky
Whats so funny!? I like making things sticky!

:P

what can we do with gerbils bump.....................oh
ulk has friends?
we do killin right(Not Hiring) come in have fun
thats cuz they kno ill give it rite back 10x harder
xenex says u can have it from around his knob
hmm even when i was in VCPD, "training" consisted of deathb and SGB tag teaming me hard lmao
ye and make it like 12 inches
if its 2 big then were will u put it. u want it 2 be realalistic
realistic? then where would you put the chainsaw?
awesome! how'd you get it back up?
I'm polishing my stubby in anticipation...
Is that an African Swollow or a European one?
yeah i gotta get off my hot ass too...too much beating off lately
How hard can it be? jeez
i like nutz plain

Posting this poll won't let you find out the number of girls playing

MTA - it'll only let you find out the number using the forums.

Some people have said that

they've come across girls playing the game,

but I've never come across one using the forums.

IRC Quotes

put the whole thing in
<+Wartech> that wasnt even 60 sec
<+MrBill> grease is the worst to get out
thats not a dildo, thats a lavalamp
<+MrBill> I could show you my pm box
Every body cavity must have something in it before you can call it pr0n!
i was actually looking for something i said, that once iu pressed enter i feared would appear in the quotes

but its out of my buffer

damnit, theres another one

imagine how that would be... to see a man screwing a goat at the age of 7....
as hard and as many times as possible

>BlackDragon< i really need to know how u do that

ancient chinese secret

tried reading about it ?

>Black_Dragon< i got a book

what do we have to do if we read that ?

open your eyes, process the information, act on it, play

>Black_Dragon< that reminds me

>Black_Dragon< i want to take a look at ur thingy

had a quick look earlier

watch me flood myself

no, he was inside

not on top

inside

your like "ooh, OOH, OWW! what teh :o you dumb bitch!?"

then you know, its starts bleeding

and it goes EVERYWHERE

<{VCP}MAD_BOY> you know, to create a hole

* {VCP}MAD_BOY blowes

<{ULK}DeathB> yes u need to stick something big in it

* reb36-gta opens dealer's mouth

* []D[_][_][]D gets smeared all over Robpol86

* Robpol86 is turned on

[19:46:45] [MrPimp]: I LOVE that.

[19:46:57] [sM|Gamefreek]: u like what?

[19:47:22] [{VCP}MAD_BOY]: that thingy in his ass

[19:47:23] [{VCP}MAD_BOY]: :P

[19:47:32] [MrPimp]: That too.

Have cancer? Delete mta.ini
[22:06:33] [Zerofreeze] I am haveing trouble with a mod for MTA

[22:06:45] [Zerofreeze] it keeps giveing me CRC errors

%(SM|Gamefreek) do u know how to do it?

%(me) yes

%(Thargore) yes

%(SM|Gamefreek) k

%(Thargore) you first put a condom on

%(SM|Gamefreek) not that Thar

%(Thargore) then, you put dugtape on the girl's mouth

%(Thargore) oh, soz

%(SM|Gamefreek) lol

turn off the damn timer wheel =P

*** [sM]Boss has joined channel #mta

I hate you wheel.

<[sM]Boss> lol

<[sM]Boss> nice welcome

<[KFC]Wheelman> MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

*** Mode change "+b for channel #mta by MrBump

*** me has been kicked off channel #mta by MrBump (Please turn the Caps OFF! Caps Allowed: 60% Caps Used: 97%)

<[sM]Boss> lol

*** Juggernaut has joined channel #mta

* Juggernaut hugs ChanServ

*** Mode change "+h Juggernaut" for channel #mta by ChanServ

<[sM]Boss> lol

<[KFC]Wheelman> wut timer?

<[KFC]Wheelman> LoL!!!!!

<[KFC]Wheelman> hey!

* [KFC]Wheelman hugs chanserv

<[KFC]Wheelman> ...

<[KFC]Wheelman> :'(

*** Mode change "+b for channel #mta by MrBump

*** [KFC]Wheelman has been kicked off channel #mta by MrBump (*** No need to Flood! *** Ban Number: 1 *>60 Second Ban<* 215)

* [sM]Boss hugs chanserv

bossy!

<[sM]Boss> u woke up:p?

*** Mode change "-b for channel #mta by MrBump

oy?

*** [KFC]Wheelman has joined channel #mta

* [sM]Boss hands rebel some coffee

<[sM]Boss> how was the ban?

* rebel puts some weed in

<[sM]Boss> lol

<[sM]Boss> dealer has it

* rebel gives [KFC]Wheelman a coffee

* rebel would like to open his stuntclan

damn it thang ain't working

*** benji has joined channel #mta

<[KFC]Wheelman> bah

<[KFC]Wheelman> quite fun =P

<[KFC]Wheelman> got to stare at the screen for 60 seconds

<[KFC]Wheelman> yay coffee

* [KFC]Wheelman drinks cofee

<[KFC]Wheelman> i ordered hazelnut!

*** Mode change "+b for channel #mta by MrBump

*** [KFC]Wheelman has been kicked off channel #mta by MrBump (*** No need to Flood! *** Ban Number: 2 *>120 Second Ban<* 216)

lmao

*** Signoff: SM|G-Force (SM|G-Force)

hes worse than MrBill

<[KFC]Wheelman> yay we r supposed to get another 6-8 inches tonight
And now for my daily IRC Clitoris (Collected Lines I've Taken Outside Real Intended Sense)
(SM|xenex) me and kent still going

(SM|xenex) wellll its only me and phuk actaully

(SM|xenex) but i started wWAY too late

(SM|xenex) ............and phuk is still going with himself

(Black_Dragon) and its all because kent doesnt want to help me ;(

(Kent767) Robpol86 EXPLODED

(silentD[A]) my eyes hurt X(

kill wheelman!

everyones talking about different things... lol

<[KFC]Wheelman> no!

yes

* MrGrumpy has left #mta

<[KFC]Wheelman> Stinkin' Baby

bump!

grr

* ChanServ sets mode: +o MrBump

lol

hey, grr is what I usally say

* Robpol86 requests a kill for [KFC]Wheelman

omg... wheelman, if you say stinkin baby one more time..

lol every1 here says grr

<[KFC]Wheelman> Stinkin' Baby

<[KFC]Wheelman> Stinkin' Baby

<[KFC]Wheelman> Stinkin' Baby!!!

* Robpol86 requests a kill for [KFC]Wheelman!!!

!votekick [KFC]Wheelman

* [KFC]Wheelman hides

!vote

grr or gah

:P

nobody said gah till i arived. copying bastards

<[KFC]Wheelman> bump

lol

<[KFC]Wheelman> come on teamspeak

lol

nah im off to bed in a few

no teamspeak, nick kill instead

noo!

lol

b4 u do, kill wheelman

<[KFC]Wheelman> Stinkin' Baby

plz

wheelman i love you

yes plz

theres ur reason!

haha

DO IT

just sending this video to my mum in spain

<[KFC]Wheelman> its teaspeak

<[KFC]Wheelman> shhh

or starting it

waaa

if he says stinkin baby again... kill him!

C'mon i need help with this game please someone!!!

<[KFC]Wheelman> Stnkin'

if he says what?

no, kill him newayz

([KFC]Wheelman) Stinkin' Baby

* Robpol86 has quit IRC ([irc.multitheftauto.com] Local kill by MrBump (you said it))

<[KFC]Wheelman> they are offnended by my incredible comebacvk

* Robpol86 has joined #mta

<[KFC]Wheelman> Stinkin' Baby

lol you fool

!?!?!

NO!

rob you are so gullible HAHAH

<[KFC]Wheelman> lol!

<[4D]Prontera> 2004-02-06 23:59:19 EST: 1477 / 458

haha

shut up ransom

i need slep

* Ransom QUOTES

<[KFC]Wheelman> go bump!

sleep*

hahaha

DONT QUOTE

<[KFC]Wheelman> quote!

KILL WHEELMAN

<[KFC]Wheelman> this is TOO good

oh here he is

lemme fingert him

finger*

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Well this was the inspiration for the thread so here you go

Mr. Bill, if you need some good warming up, I'm your man.

Good one [KFC]Pi

Great topic this should fill up fast.

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lol ya kfg, you have no idea how hard i laughed when i read that :wink:

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Deathb is getting it from all angles. You can work out more than one scheduel at a time. If Bill can't play tonight but you and Nugget can then set it up.

I am really lol

This should have been it's own post

This one isn't even outta context, that's the weird part

I didn't really like the second one very much because they all sounded like they were worn out.

Hot off the presses

ding ding ding, u got it. :) sgb was on thier messin with me, he was getting back at me for doing it to him the other day :lol:

I had to cut the end of this sentence for comedy's sake

Should be back shortly i hope, we want it back up soon

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lol flamers it not for homos, you nuts :)

and now I guess I need to find a new term, great.

good thread I'll post something when I see it, basicly anything rob says :)

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haha you guys never fail to impress me with new & funny topics!

btw mrbill, theres no sport in that ;) too easy

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now out of these 4 possible reactions, and yes even now I hear you all screaming D(ick),because hey, why not? but.. instead I'll do something else and do A(ss):

Consider yourself all lucky, C(*nt) was a close second.

Sad for me C is always number 1

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a few from irc.....

:!: [MrBump]: put the whole thing in

:!: [+Wartech]: that wasnt even 60 sec

:!: [+MrBill]: grease is the worst to get out

:!: [sM-BiZaRrE]: thats not a dildo, thats a lavalamp

:!: [+MrBill]: I could show you my pm box

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lol nice guys these are great...i should start a master list for em aha! i'll start putten em on the first post always check my first post for new quotes on the Quote Wall!

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BrophY: Take four red capsules, in ten minutes take two more. Help is on the way

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George Bush Quotes:

"I want to thank you all for taking time out your day to come witness my hanging"

"I am certain a Human and a fish can co-exist peacefully"

"Im sure we all agree, the past is over"

"If this was a Dictatorship, it would be a heck of a lot easier. Just so long as Im the dictator"

"Its clearly a Budget, its got lots of numbers in it"

"All the unrest in the middle East causes Unrest throughout the whole region"

"The great thing about books is sometimes theres fantastic pictures"

Theres plenty more, iv'e just forgotten them. Coz im senile :roll:

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I just wrote this and when I read it I though I would just put it in here myself.

Last night someone pulled one out.... More times than not you are attracting unwanted attention with that thing.

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Mr.Bill says:

hehehe im an asshole

thats from msn, nuf said ^^ :)

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{ULK}DeathB: so what are u doing right now?

EWWY! I tell death NO all the tiem but NOO!!! thats sic when you force it on too others.

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{ULK}DeathB says:

{ULK}DeathB: so what are u doing right now?

EWWY! I tell death NO all the tiem but NOO!!! thats sic when you force it on too others.

{ULK}DeathB says:

lol u cant do it right

Mr.Bill says:

bah

Mr.Bill says:

I dont have to do it right

Mr.Bill says:

Im a mod

{ULK}DeathB says:

you need more grease

{ULK}DeathB says:

you showed me remember

{ULK}DeathB says:

you demonstrated on rob

{ULK}DeathB says:

you kept it in for a whole 30 seconds

Mr.Bill says:

what me and rob do on our spar time is none of your business!

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