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Match Report: SSR vs VCP


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The game schedule was as follows:

Theatre 1, Scenario 1:
VCP defending the VCP base, Downtown News Offices
Theatre 1, Scenario 2:
SSR defending the VCP base, Downtowm News Offices

Theatre 2, Scenario 1:
SSR defending SSR base, Vice Point Hotel
Theatre 2, Scenario 2:
VCP defending SSR base, Vice Point Hotel

Finale:
VCP vs SSR, whole city.

After spending that morning (GMT) gathering SSR players, I managed to assemble: SSR-Cerbera, SSR-Neo, SSR-Mewish and SSR-Gunblade.

After speaking to Iggy, he seemed to have not been informed about the match but manged to assemble: VCP-Iggy, VCP-Ranson and VCP-DeathB.

SSR decided to withdraw SSR-Gunblade so that the match would be an even 3 per side contest.

After warming up there it was decided that VCP would take up thier position in the Offices. After some confusion the stage was set and SSR attacked. I entered and managed to kill VCP-Ransom (I think it was him) before jumping in my mis-cordinated haste straight into the line of fire of the remaining pair of VCP members! :D

The first round ended when SSR-Neo was killed by VCP-DeathB.

We then defended the police offices. I thought I'd try and add a sense of role-play to the proceedings and chose the police skin, unfortunatly everyone else seemed largly obsessed with the Mexican one! When VCP stormed the building I just stood and unloaded the shotgun as accuratly as I could and depleted a couple of thier healths by a fair amount. I was quickly surrounded and taken down by the AA Cannons though. A noble, kamikaze-style death, lol.

SSR-Neo killed the last VCP member and won us the first round.

The second leg was decided to take place at the SSR headquarters. I called a ceasefire and showed VCP around. Even though they had refused to allow us to do a recon of the offices in the first I felt it only fair to offer them the opportunity. SSR defended first as it was our base and VCP had defended thier base first. We used a small collection of cars to barricade the stairs a little much as VCP (and consequently SSR) had used cars in thier defense of the offices.

I had chosen the sailor so that I could use grenades against VCP. However, the unfortunate problem with grenades is that they are often not sent correctly to all members and so no-one apart from the player who drops it notices the effect it has. After a frantic close-quarters battle with another VCP in as a sailor I ended up running through the very edge of a molotov which had been dropped some seconds earlier by a VCP and died along with my teammate it had been aimed at and the VCP member who dropped it, if I recall correctly.

This round ended with VCP winning, VCP-DeathB we think was last alive.

By this time timeouts were occuring in quick sucession for some members on the server, so the beginning of the second round of leg two was delayed quite severely until everyone was in place. Myself and SSR-Mewish attacking using helicopters from the North Point Mall whilst SSR-Neo drove. Mewish made a full circuit around the building in an attempt to disorient the defenders whilst I maneouvred around behind. Spotting VCP-Iggy I dropped height to try and catch him with my blades, managed to catch him whilst colliding with mewish who was doing the same. My heli caught fire and I threw it onto it's side to gain enough speed to exit. Luckily it fell away from me as it exploded so I lost on 10 hp.

Not long after this the message that VCP-DeathB had timed out came up in the chat window. I was in hot pursuit of a heavily injured VCP-Ransom who had engaged me immediatly after I'd exited the helicopter. SSR-Neo soon joined the chase and his Sentinel XS caught ransom, who had little chance of defending himself really.

There was some confusion over the killing of VCP-Iggy as he claimed his game had crashed before he was killed when I distinctly remember being worried that he was shooting at mewish as I descended. What actually happened here is unclear and it's entirely possible that he crashed out momentarily before my blades killed him. I can only go by what the chat window said, which showed a kill for me.

Whilst debating what should be done about this, VCP-deathB took the opportunity to re-join the game (as he wass legitimatly entitled as the chat window recongnised that he timed out) and killed me whilst I was responding to VCP suggestions. How I miss the days of GTA2, where your messages were dispalayed on everyone's screens as you typed them.

The round was resolved by a show-down between myself and VCP-DeathB and I can only commend them on thier sportsmanship for doing this. After several drive-passes I established where DeathB was and he quickly gained the upper hand, taking me to just 10 health points in what felt like an impossibly short amount of time. I sprinted off through vegetation and cut back to the hospital, where I just managed to take cover before he struck again. Luckily I was able to take him out and so the overall standings were 2 rounds each.

At this point SSR-Mewish announced that he had to leave, most likely on some errand for his parents (who are notoriously overbearing on him, poor chap) and so SSR were down to 2 players. In light of out earlier decision to drop GunBlade so that the rounds would be even, I did not want to fight a 3-on-2 round as it would not have given an honest reflection of each teams' ability. VCP did not offer to drop one of thier players and it seemed rather an unconventional (and somewhat unfair) move to try and substitite GunBlade in when he had not participated in an earlier round.

So, in light of the complications, game bugs and dubious kills I suggested we end on a tie as we each had 2 rounds to our credit. I knew all players had tried thier best and done in a bad situation. To end on a draw would, in my view, have been the most accurate way to record the game.

VCP remained adamant that the final, unbalanced round should take place. Myself and SSR-Neo decided we may as well indulge VCP as there would be the opportunity to discuss the game at a later date. Right here, in fact.

In summary, my request as that this match is not entered into the ladder tournament due to the unconventional handling of game errors and due to the inconsitant regulation of team sizes. Both of these issues are the fault of neither team in particular but are the manifestation of an assortment of regretable glitches.

I know the VCP members to be as concerned about fair play as myself and respect them for that. I therefore would accept a replacement match from them, to be played at the earliest convieniance of both teams. :)

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when u say rematch, u realize that this one still counts right? thats our offer 8)

and u guys know why we didnt drop one of our players that fifth round, if u dont then think about what happened during the fourth round. coming from my position that i saw when iggy and i BOTH crashed(no there is no way of proving that he crashed) u would have been pissed to. when i got back in i had to fight u guys 1 on 3, both of u guys died, and then because mew had to leave we let you sub for him. and then we lost. so it was 1 on 3. then the next round its 2 on 3 and u guys think that we would call it off??? not a chance. thats better odds then u gave me.

now as for the first round, it was only me left, and i killed both of u to summarize :P

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Ok i told cerb that I wouldnt post here but it has to be said:

1. If you have no proof - you have no case: FACT

2. you said:

i had to fight u guys 1 on 3, both of u guys died and then because mew had to leave we let you sub for him. and then we lost. so it was 1 on 3

even if he hadn't to leave it would have STILL been 1 on 3 by VCP's shortcomings

Therefore I propose that we rematch the last round or even the last 2 rounds and restart them completely

The fact that there was some untrue kills claimed during the actual game(you know who you are) does not affect my jugment on this matter

Make of this what you will VCP after its only just a game!

SSR - Neo signing off - Peace!!

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it does not matter how u die son, if u die by ur own teamates, or if u die by killing urself, ur still out. thats tourny rules. so stop with this untrue kills crap

and i dont even begin to understand wtf ur arguement is. so im just going to let you guys squable on in this thread over a match thats already over.

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*sigh* ok, I said I WOULD post the log if this gets ugly. Any outsiders, read this before you get mad at us:

CHAT LOG:

Connecting...

Disconnected: Connection timed out. (Delay = 10 sec)

Connecting...

Connected.

{VCP-Ransom}: ok I'm here

SSR-Cerbera: hi

{VCP-Ransom}: hello peeps

SSR-Cerbera: iggy said we were gonna switch to the VCP server]

{VCP-Ransom}: yeah

SSR - Neo has left the game.

Disconnected: Client disconnected. (Delay = 10 sec)

Connecting...

Connected.

Disconnected: Client disconnected. (Delay = 10 sec)

Connecting...

Connected.

{VCP-DeathB}: hey

SSR-Cerbera: *nudge*

{VCP-Iggy} has joined the game.

SSR - Neo has joined the game.

SSR - Neo: yea!!

{VCP-DeathB}: well all the vcp are here so lets start

{VCP-DeathB}: lol

Mewish has joined the game.

SSR-Gunblade has joined the game.

Mewish: yayness

SSR-Cerbera: I suggest we warm up for a while first

Mewish has left the game.

SSR-Mewish has joined the game.

SSR-Mewish: fixed tag

SSR-Cerbera: good

SSR-Cerbera: exit MSN

SSR-Mewish: done

{VCP-Ransom}: ok we ready

SSR-Mewish: 4 on 3?

SSR - Neo timed out.

{VCP-Iggy}: errr

SSR-Mewish: lol

SSR-Mewish: 3v3 now :D

SSR-Cerbera: it depends if neo or blade can't join

SSR - Neo has joined the game.

{VCP-Iggy}: someone has to leave

SSR-Cerbera: is blade active here?

SSR-Mewish: not me

{VCP-Iggy}: warm up death match

{VCP-Ransom}: wtf neo

SSR-Cerbera: it's war-up at the moment

{VCP-DeathB}: nah sgb isnt on

{VCP-DeathB}: otherwise we would

{VCP-Iggy} died.

{VCP-Ransom} died.

SSR-Cerbera: *Warm-up I mean

{VCP-Iggy}: lol

SSR - Neo: yea!!!!!!!

SSR - Neo: rlol

{VCP-DeathB}: um lol wtf

{VCP-DeathB}: so were doing this in rounds right?

{VCP-Ransom}: i think neo should go cause hes laggin like a mother

SSR-Cerbera: it depends if blade is actually here...

SSR - Neo: ok so

{VCP-Iggy}: if blades here maybe he can go in for neo?

SSR-Mewish: who do i choose?

SSR-Cerbera: anyone

{VCP-DeathB}: can u fix that neo? do u have any d\ls goin?

SSR - Neo: or say my 2 kills = 1

SSR - Neo: nope

{VCP-Iggy} killed SSR-Mewish.

SSR - Neo: nope

{VCP-DeathB}: cerb get another member

SSR - Neo: 56k see

SSR-Cerbera: i don't think blade is here

SSR-Cerbera: oops

{VCP-DeathB}: so what is this? a round system?

{VCP-Ransom} killed {VCP-Iggy}.

{VCP-Iggy}: god damn u

{VCP-DeathB}: i want the three round system here

{VCP-Ransom}: lol

SSR-Cerbera: oof

SSR - Neo killed {VCP-Ransom}.

{VCP-DeathB}: ok?

SSR-Cerbera: eaouch

{VCP-Ransom} killed SSR-Mewish.

{VCP-DeathB}: grrr

SSR-Cerbera: seems to be running pretty well for me?

{VCP-DeathB}: someone answer the frigin question =)

SSR - Neo: how bout my 2 kills = 1?

{VCP-Iggy}: yeh

{VCP-Iggy}: wtf r u talking about neo?

SSR - Neo: make up for lag

{VCP-Iggy}: ahh i get it

SSR-Cerbera: but its last man standing assualt, when we start playing

{VCP-DeathB}: lol ransom

{VCP-Ransom}: lol

{VCP-Iggy}: neo dont worry, we'll live

{VCP-Ransom}: my car!

{VCP-DeathB}: watch out for the chopper

SSR - Neo: ok man cool

{VCP-Ransom}: nice teamwork death :P

SSR - Neo: so what we platying now?

SSR-Cerbera: smeg!!

{VCP-Iggy} killed SSR-Mewish.

{VCP-Iggy} died.

{VCP-Ransom} killed SSR-Cerbera.

SSR-Cerbera: dammit

{VCP-Iggy}: eat my chopper blades mew

SSR-Mewish: damn

SSR - Neo killed {VCP-DeathB}.

SSR-Mewish: disconnect :(

SSR-Cerbera: I think blade should leave

{VCP-DeathB}: grrr hes laggin like a mofo

SSR-Cerbera: he clearly isn't here

{VCP-Ransom}: thats what I said

{VCP-Iggy}: heh

SSR-Cerbera: one of you guys get on the admin and kick him, then :)

{VCP-Ransom}: well get ahold of him we don't have kick power

SSR - Neo: hes taking up connection speed

SSR-Cerbera: blade, ths is

{VCP-DeathB}: hehe cerb do u hire killers based on there ping?

SSR-Mewish killed SSR - Neo.

SSR-Cerbera: LOL

SSR - Neo: ??????

SSR-Mewish: shit

{VCP-DeathB}: lol

SSR-Cerbera: it's the physical distance, not our connections

{VCP-Ransom} killed SSR-Mewish.

{VCP-Ransom}: lol

SSR-Cerbera: your server must be like in alaska :P

{VCP-DeathB}: there on 56k

SSR-Mewish: wtf

SSR-Cerbera: mew is on a good connection

{VCP-Ransom}: trust me, the server is just fine

SSR-Cerbera: so am I

SSR-Mewish died.

SSR-Cerbera: I told you, it's the physical distance, nothing to do with quality of hardware

SSR-Cerbera: trans-atlantic games are always high ping

{VCP-DeathB}: neo dont use that shoot through walls trick

SSR - Neo killed himself.

{VCP-Iggy}: wtf

SSR-Cerbera: why are you all in as mexicans?

{VCP-DeathB} killed SSR-Mewish.

{VCP-Ransom}: hehe

{VCP-Iggy}: hat was my chainsaw that killed him

{VCP-Ransom}: i had to get him :P

SSR - Neo: ok dude srry

{VCP-Iggy}: hehe

SSR-Mewish: grr

{VCP-DeathB}: k

{VCP-Iggy}: i dont care hehe

{VCP-Ransom}: lets just play

SSR-Cerbera: the sailor weapons are much more stylish and cause less problems

SSR-Mewish died.

{VCP-DeathB}: hehe thats why im a sailer

SSR-Cerbera killed {VCP-Iggy}.

{VCP-Ransom}: ok are we starting now

{VCP-DeathB} killed SSR - Neo.

SSR-Cerbera: CEASEFIRE

{VCP-Iggy}: shouldnt we have a start point?

{VCP-Ransom}: if you don't have full health, get some or /kill

SSR - Neo: what are we playing?

{VCP-DeathB}: ya lets start this now

SSR-Cerbera: lets choose a location to start at

{VCP-Ransom}: 1 round defense, attack, and then ffa last round

{VCP-DeathB}: vcp to news building

SSR-Cerbera: you guys have the offices in downtown, then

{VCP-Ransom}: we will attack first

SSR - Neo: k i propose ssr to army base

{VCP-DeathB}: yup

{VCP-DeathB}: no ransom

SSR-Cerbera: hitch a ride with another member, and some VCP should be police I reckon

{VCP-DeathB}: no cerb

{VCP-DeathB}: u can be whatever class u want

SSR-Gunblade: back!

{VCP-DeathB}: lol

SSR-Gunblade: i can play now

SSR-Cerbera: yeah it it's a bit shite saying your a cop gang but don't play as cops

SSR-Gunblade: Should i play?

{VCP-Iggy}: lol cerb, fuck that

{VCP-DeathB}: hehe

{VCP-Ransom}: last round, weapon pickups?

SSR-Cerbera: lloking at the pings, blade's is worse to me

{VCP-Iggy}: were undercover mexican cops

SSR-Cerbera: but none are good

SSR-Gunblade: Cerb, should i come in gamE?

{VCP-DeathB}: were cops outa uniform

SSR-Cerbera: pings, I mean

{VCP-DeathB}: just lelave it at that

SSR-Cerbera: so blade, I think you'll have to leave to make it even numbers

SSR - Neo: under cover cops lol

SSR-Mewish: where's ssr base?

{VCP-DeathB}: lol

{VCP-DeathB}: iggy

{VCP-Ransom}: where are we going

SSR-Cerbera: we are attacking the VCP first

SSR-Mewish: official 1?

SSR-Cerbera: which is in downtown

{VCP-Iggy}: i got the pcj daeth ;)

SSR-Mewish: oh

{VCP-DeathB}: u got it ig

{VCP-Ransom}: ssssh! :P

SSR-Gunblade: should i come in game?

SSR-Cerbera: no, exit the server

SSR-Cerbera: it'll be 3 vs 3

SSR-Gunblade: i can't play?

{VCP-Ransom}: please leave, we have 3 on 3

{VCP-DeathB}: hehe

SSR - Neo: bve nice cerbie

SSR-Cerbera: maybe next time :)

SSR-Gunblade: :-/

{VCP-DeathB}: this is fine

{VCP-Iggy}: block it

{VCP-DeathB}: ransom

SSR-Gunblade: ok:(

{VCP-DeathB}: u need to be a robber

SSR-Gunblade: well

{VCP-Ransom}: i suck as robber

{VCP-Iggy}: thats better

SSR-Gunblade: dunno if i can next time

SSR-Gunblade: i'll check

SSR-Gunblade: why did you ask me to come then :-/

{VCP-DeathB}: NO WEAPON PICK UPS GUYS

SSR - Neo: let kill them piggies

{VCP-DeathB}: YOU HEAR THAT NO WEAPON PICK UPS

SSR-Cerbera: yes, come straight to the downtown offices, under ceasefire

SSR-Mewish: yupyup

SSR-Cerbera: no need to shout deathb, we aren't morons

SSR - Neo: on our way

{VCP-DeathB}: i dont wanna see spas running around or flamethrowers

{VCP-Ransom}: wAIT! dont attack yet

SSR-Cerbera: still under truce, I know

{VCP-DeathB}: well then answer cerb =)

{VCP-DeathB}: u crash ig?

{VCP-DeathB}: get out

{VCP-DeathB}: GO

SSR-Cerbera: CEASEFIRE

{VCP-DeathB} killed SSR-Mewish.

SSR-Mewish: ass

SSR-Cerbera: wtf are you doing deathb?

{VCP-Ransom}: wtf

SSR-Cerbera: we are under a ceasefire

{VCP-DeathB}: THERE IN THE OFFICE

SSR-Cerbera: so waht

SSR - Neo killed {VCP-DeathB}.

SSR-Cerbera: we aren't attacking yet

{VCP-DeathB}: yes they are

{VCP-Iggy} killed SSR - Neo.

SSR-Cerbera: just stop shooting, everyone

SSR - Neo: ok but i got shot at first

{VCP-Iggy}: was that every1?

{VCP-DeathB}: no u didnt neo, i got shot at first

SSR-Cerbera: does anyone need to go get health now?

{VCP-Ransom}: iggy

{VCP-Iggy}: yes

{VCP-Ransom}: need health!

{VCP-Iggy}: yeh

SSR-Mewish: yo, i need pickup

{VCP-DeathB} killed SSR - Neo.

{VCP-DeathB}: get in

{VCP-DeathB}: um lol

{VCP-Iggy}: im gonna kill myself so i get health

{VCP-DeathB}: wtf

{VCP-Iggy}: ok?

{VCP-DeathB}: iggy

SSR-Mewish: im near base

SSR - Neo: you bastard

{VCP-DeathB}: dont

{VCP-Ransom}: just /kill guys

{VCP-DeathB}: get some

SSR-Cerbera: ceasefire still

SSR - Neo: whats the plan cerd

{VCP-DeathB}: lol neo jumped in front of my bus

{VCP-Iggy}: can i kill my self cerb since i lost health there?

SSR-Cerbera: im flying to the terminus to pick people up

SSR - Neo: cerb*

{VCP-Iggy}: CERB!

{VCP-DeathB}: smooth by santana ROCKS

{VCP-Iggy}: can i kill myself to get my health back that i just lost

SSR - Neo: terminus?

{VCP-DeathB}: iggy

SSR-Cerbera: type /kill

SSR-Mewish: im near billboard jump

{VCP-Iggy} killed himself.

{VCP-DeathB}: theres health right by u

{VCP-Iggy}: k

{VCP-DeathB}: grr

SSR-Cerbera: enter as passenger

SSR-Mewish: lol

SSR-Cerbera: we are still under a ceasefire

{VCP-Ransom}: hmmm my car radar isn't working

{VCP-Iggy}: is vcp still defending?

SSR - Neo: crash

{VCP-DeathB}: one ssr needs to go

SSR-Cerbera: game crash

{VCP-DeathB}: yes iggy

{VCP-Ransom}: what is linked to car map show?

SSR-Cerbera: blade, you must leave

{VCP-DeathB}: were not going to hold that against them

SSR-Gunblade: y teh hell thiss u ask me then?

{VCP-Ransom}: ?

{VCP-DeathB}: but theyd better not pull that shit again

SSR-Mewish: wtf

{VCP-Iggy}: gimme a ride to the news building!

SSR-Mewish: t

{VCP-Iggy}: please.....

SSR-Cerbera: blade, sorry, you must leave, no more VCP will come

{VCP-DeathB}: ssr pick a meeting place

SSR-Cerbera killed SSR-Mewish.

{VCP-Ransom}: can someone go in their control menu and tell me what right mouse button click does

{VCP-Iggy}: ahahaha

SSR-Gunblade: i know

SSR-Gunblade: i'll leave

{VCP-DeathB}: ssr pick a meeting place

{VCP-Iggy}: ahhah

{VCP-Iggy}: suckers

{VCP-DeathB}: u guys need to meet somewhere

{VCP-Ransom}: HELLO

{VCP-Iggy}: now gimme a ride

SSR - Neo: army base

{VCP-DeathB}: SSR TO ARMY BASE

{VCP-Iggy}: CERB UI THERE

SSR-Cerbera killed {VCP-Iggy}.

{VCP-DeathB}: there its settled

{VCP-Iggy}: bah fuck this

{VCP-Iggy}: heh

{VCP-DeathB}: damnit cerb

SSR-Cerbera: we will start in the office at the bottom of the offices

{VCP-DeathB}: STO KILLING

{VCP-DeathB}: no u wont

{VCP-DeathB}: u will start at the docks or the mall

{VCP-Ransom}: WHAT DOES RIGHT MOUSE BUTTON DO? SOMEONE CHECK THEIR CONTROLS MENU!

{VCP-DeathB}: ur choice

SSR-Cerbera: ok, we will start at the police station

SSR - Neo: cerb is leader

{VCP-DeathB}: k start at the station

SSR-Mewish: lol

{VCP-DeathB}: and ssr member WAIT FOR GO

SSR-Cerbera: of course, we are under ceasefire at the moment

{VCP-Iggy}: CRASH

{VCP-Ransom}: me 2

{VCP-DeathB}: just making sure certain teamates understand that ;-)

SSR-Cerbera: i need a lift

{VCP-Ransom}: someone please tell me what right mouse click does in control menu

{VCP-DeathB}: nothing

SSR-Cerbera: go to the police station

{VCP-Ransom}: its linked to something because when I click I get no car map

{VCP-DeathB}: vcp

{VCP-DeathB}: u know what car to get

{VCP-DeathB}: get one

{VCP-Iggy}: are our pcjs still there?

SSR-Cerbera: we will start here

{VCP-DeathB}: no ig

{VCP-Iggy}: damnit

{VCP-DeathB}: get em again

{VCP-Iggy}: well lets git em back

SSR - Neo: ok

{VCP-DeathB}: we need someone to be a robber

{VCP-Iggy}: ill get the biker bar one

{VCP-DeathB}: yes cerb hold on

SSR - Neo: we defending?

{VCP-DeathB}: no

{VCP-DeathB}: ur attacking

SSR-Cerbera: we will be attacking

SSR - Neo: ok

{VCP-DeathB}: but NOT YET

SSR-Cerbera: neo, honk the horn

SSR - Neo: say when

SSR-Cerbera: fine

SSR-Mewish: coo

SSR-Cerbera: it was wedged on, don't use it any more

{VCP-DeathB}: alright im here igg

{VCP-Iggy}: im coming

{VCP-DeathB}: now its u and ransom

{VCP-DeathB}: are either of u a robber?

SSR-Cerbera: does VCP mind if we have a quick recon around the offices?

{VCP-DeathB}: yes we do

{VCP-DeathB}: just stay still

SSR-Cerbera: well your unsportsmanlike, then :P

SSR - Neo: im getting pcj

{VCP-DeathB}: itl work much better =)

{VCP-Iggy}: deeeatththhhhh

SSR-Cerbera: *yawn*

{VCP-Iggy}: here i come to save the day

{VCP-DeathB}: well considering that we could call this round ours already, i think were being very sportsmanlike ;-)

{VCP-Iggy}: death shut up

{VCP-DeathB}: hehe

SSR-Cerbera: but you havn't allowed us to do a recon of the field of battle

{VCP-DeathB}: ransom where the :o are u at

{VCP-Ransom}: wait

SSR-Mewish: lolol

{VCP-DeathB}: lol iggy

{VCP-DeathB}: just park it

{VCP-Iggy}: NO

{VCP-DeathB}: hehe what a moron

SSR-Cerbera: there were to be no weapons puickungs, wtf are you doing?

SSR - Neo: why dont we plat first team to like 20 kills?

{VCP-DeathB}: =)

{VCP-DeathB}: no

{VCP-DeathB}: were playing the round system

{VCP-DeathB}: damnit ig

SSR - Neo: ok

{VCP-DeathB}: just park the sob

SSR - Neo: sorry cerb

SSR-Cerbera: neo and mew, be patient

{VCP-Iggy}: there we go

{VCP-DeathB}: lol

{VCP-Iggy}: wait

{VCP-DeathB}: FINALLY

{VCP-DeathB}: ransom where u at?

{VCP-Iggy}: better

{VCP-DeathB}: ./me waits for ransom

{VCP-DeathB}: just park it there

SSR-Cerbera: are you ready now?

{VCP-DeathB}: THERE

SSR - Neo: wtf u guys at?

{VCP-DeathB}: no iggy leave it

{VCP-DeathB}: damnit iggy

{VCP-DeathB}: leave it in the center

{VCP-Iggy}: lmao

{VCP-Ransom}: why are you laying them down?!

{VCP-DeathB}: no guys

SSR-Cerbera: now SSR, don't just go barging in.

{VCP-DeathB}: weve got this

{VCP-DeathB}: are we ready?

{VCP-Ransom}: GOGOGO

SSR-Cerbera: run at the precise same angle I do when entering the lift

{VCP-DeathB}: GO GO GO

{VCP-DeathB}: bring it guys =)

{VCP-DeathB}: ./me is waiting

{VCP-Iggy}: here they come

{VCP-DeathB}: ./me is still waiting

{VCP-DeathB}: ./me thinks they should hurry up

SSR-Cerbera: we are attacking

{VCP-DeathB}: ./me will shut up now

{VCP-DeathB}: =)

SSR-Cerbera: from here

{VCP-DeathB}: get ready boys

{VCP-Iggy}: no no no

SSR-Cerbera: neo, wtf are you doing? lol

{VCP-Iggy}: thats not the deal

{VCP-Iggy}: u have to attack us

{VCP-DeathB}: lol yup

SSR-Cerbera: we are attacking now

SSR-Mewish: yay

{VCP-DeathB}: cerb get ur all up here

{VCP-Iggy} killed SSR-Mewish.

SSR-Cerbera killed {VCP-Ransom}.

SSR-Cerbera: yay

SSR - Neo killed {VCP-Iggy}.

{VCP-Iggy}: damnit i was offguard, DAMN U!

{VCP-Ransom}: !

SSR-Cerbera: damn

{VCP-Ransom}: death you better get em

{VCP-Iggy}: watch for the lag death

{VCP-DeathB}: hes mine

{VCP-Iggy}: he better

{VCP-Ransom}: did someone die?

SSR-Cerbera: i did

SSR-Mewish: go neo

{VCP-Ransom}: ......

{VCP-Iggy}: cerb and mewish

SSR-Cerbera: do not return to the battle zone

{VCP-Iggy}: stay at spawn

SSR-Mewish: aight'

{VCP-Ransom}: get health death and armor death!! ahah

{VCP-Iggy}: c'mon u 2

{VCP-DeathB}: i need health

SSR-Mewish: blast him neo

{VCP-Iggy}: death, bridges by the icecream place

SSR - Neo: where did death go?

{VCP-DeathB}: yup

{VCP-Iggy}: *bridge

{VCP-DeathB}: hehe

{VCP-DeathB}: im by the ice cream factory

{VCP-Iggy}: how much health u got?

{VCP-DeathB}: 20

SSR-Cerbera: erm, are all SSR out?

{VCP-Iggy}: not yet

SSR-Cerbera: oh, good

{VCP-Ransom}: nice luxury cruise... :)

{VCP-Iggy}: NEO U THERE?

SSR-Cerbera: I'm pretty embarrassed about my exit, jumped in the wrong directionw

{VCP-DeathB}: lol cerb

SSR - Neo timed out.

{VCP-DeathB}: wheeee

SSR-Cerbera: fuck

{VCP-Ransom}: lol

{VCP-Iggy}: hurr

SSR-Mewish: fuxor

{VCP-DeathB}: lol

SSR-Cerbera: we will have to repaly the round

{VCP-DeathB}: nah

{VCP-Ransom}: just fight when he gets back

{VCP-Iggy}: death and neo have to replay it

{VCP-DeathB}: he just has to come DIRECTLY back to the battlezone

SSR-Cerbera: I hope he can

SSR - Neo has joined the game.

SSR-Mewish: goody

SSR - Neo: timed out

{VCP-DeathB}: neo

SSR-Cerbera: neo, choose your player carefully

{VCP-DeathB}: you have to come DIRECTLY BACK neo

SSR - Neo: dont need to

SSR - Neo: still playing

{VCP-DeathB}: im at the building

SSR-Cerbera: you must attack, head striaght for thier offices

SSR - Neo: ok

{VCP-Iggy}: better not fuck up death

{VCP-DeathB}: and its all up to me

{VCP-Iggy}: neo comeing!@

{VCP-DeathB}: because iggy and ransom DIED

{VCP-Ransom}: or your promotion is over! :P

{VCP-DeathB}: hehe

{VCP-DeathB}: i have to make a lag kill to win

{VCP-DeathB}: fun fun

{VCP-Iggy}: death, remember when we played vck and i WON round 1 for us since i was the only one left?

{VCP-Iggy}: because U died!

{VCP-Ransom}: lol

SSR - Neo: run bitch

{VCP-Iggy}: lets get pcjs

SSR-Cerbera: those who have been killed should stay away from the battle zone

{VCP-Iggy}: we are

{VCP-Ransom}: we are at the arena

{VCP-DeathB}: whos tailing me

{VCP-DeathB}: its not neo so stop

SSR-Cerbera: mewish, get away from the battle area

{VCP-DeathB}: cerb go away

SSR-Cerbera: i wasn't driving

SSR-Mewish: lmao

{VCP-DeathB}: hehe

SSR-Cerbera: stay here!!!

{VCP-Ransom}: COME ON KILL EACH OTHER ALREADY

SSR-Cerbera: WTF AYOU YOU DOING

{VCP-DeathB}: neo get ur ass up here

{VCP-DeathB}: lol

SSR-Cerbera: mew, don't drive towards the battle zone

{VCP-Ransom}: iggy, where did you go :P

{VCP-Iggy}: im by phils

SSR-Cerbera: where's neo?

{VCP-DeathB} killed SSR - Neo.

{VCP-Iggy}: yay

SSR - Neo: fuck

{VCP-Ransom}: yay!

{VCP-DeathB}: FUCK YA

{VCP-DeathB}: FUCK YA

SSR-Cerbera: oh, was that in the office?

SSR-Mewish: nooooooo

{VCP-DeathB}: lol chainsaw

{VCP-Iggy}: risky!

SSR - Neo: what u saying you were running like a bitch

{VCP-Ransom}: hehe lag = use the chainsaw

{VCP-DeathB}: hehe

{VCP-Iggy}: chainsaw is the best way to kill laggers

{VCP-DeathB}: and u lag like a bitch, so were even lol

SSR-Cerbera: next round then, I suppose

SSR-Cerbera: we will defend that location

SSR - Neo: k good round

{VCP-Iggy}: army base?

{VCP-DeathB}: u cant

{VCP-DeathB}: thats our official base

{VCP-Iggy}: yeh they can death?

{VCP-Iggy}: oo

{VCP-Iggy}: yeh it is

SSR-Cerbera: why on earth not? by using the same location the game is fair

{VCP-Ransom}: yeah they can?

{VCP-Iggy}: death dont wry

{VCP-DeathB}: vcp to mansion

SSR-Cerbera killed himself.

{VCP-DeathB}: lol hes out

{VCP-DeathB}: not

{VCP-Iggy}: no lol

SSR-Cerbera: ok, we will defend the office

{VCP-DeathB}: yup

SSR-Cerbera: ceasefire is back in effect

{VCP-DeathB}: iggy

{VCP-Iggy}: yes

{VCP-DeathB}: worship me as ur god for winning that last round

{VCP-DeathB}: =)

SSR-Cerbera: i think you need a reality check, 'tis just a bit of fun, B

{VCP-Iggy}: nah

SSR - Neo: lol

{VCP-Iggy}: yeh death settle down

{VCP-DeathB}: aww

{VCP-Ransom}: .... you ready

SSR-Cerbera: excuse me, I'll be passing across startish island

{VCP-DeathB}: iggy

{VCP-Iggy}: r we still playing east today death?

{VCP-Iggy}: yes'

{VCP-DeathB}: ya

{VCP-DeathB}: follow my lead

{VCP-DeathB}: trust me on this one

SSR-Cerbera: wait

{VCP-Ransom}: we are playing another gang!!?!?1

{VCP-Iggy}: k wher r u

{VCP-DeathB}: im right here at the mansion

{VCP-Ransom}: !

{VCP-DeathB}: second floor

SSR-Cerbera: im driving to the office

{VCP-DeathB}: ur right there

{VCP-Iggy}: ah

{VCP-Ransom}: we are playing another gang :0

{VCP-DeathB}: do exactly as i do

{VCP-DeathB}: yes ransom

{VCP-Iggy}: just a sec

{VCP-Ransom}: wtf

{VCP-Ransom}: when

{VCP-DeathB}: were playing east at 21:00

{VCP-DeathB}: gmt that is

{VCP-Iggy}: rady death

{VCP-Iggy}: *ready

{VCP-Iggy}: im ready

{VCP-DeathB}: im almost ready

{VCP-Ransom}: are you guys ready?

{VCP-Ransom}: ssr?

SSR-Cerbera: im am ready

{VCP-DeathB}: im ready

{VCP-Iggy}: gogogo?

{VCP-DeathB}: are u guys ready ssr?

SSR-Cerbera: i am ready

SSR - Neo: yep

{VCP-DeathB}: k then i guess its a go

{VCP-DeathB}: GO GO GO

{VCP-Iggy}: GOGOGO exept mew

{VCP-Ransom}: guys, stay left of the road. Don't run into me

{VCP-Iggy}: ahh

{VCP-DeathB}: follow me ransom

{VCP-Iggy}: w8 for me

{VCP-DeathB}: we are

SSR - Neo: u like???

{VCP-DeathB}: igy

SSR-Cerbera: neo, take a position further back

{VCP-Iggy}: WAIT VCP

{VCP-DeathB}: dont let them use our trick on us

SSR-Cerbera: neo, come here

{VCP-DeathB}: RANSOM STOP

{VCP-Iggy}: i needed health

{VCP-Iggy}: coming

SSR - Neo: here?

SSR-Cerbera: NEO COME HERE

{VCP-DeathB}: follow me ransom

{VCP-DeathB}: do what i do

SSR-Cerbera: stand right where I am unless you have to fall back

{VCP-DeathB}: dont stop right at the entrance

{VCP-DeathB}: ul get slaughtered

SSR-Cerbera: ok?

{VCP-Iggy}: solor for ransom

SSR - Neo: sorry

{VCP-Iggy}: slow

SSR-Cerbera: stay in cover, neo

SSR-Cerbera: cool

{VCP-DeathB}: iggy wait here

{VCP-Iggy}: k

SSR - Neo: lol

SSR-Cerbera: mew, where will you be?

{VCP-DeathB}: u top ransom

{VCP-DeathB}: to*

{VCP-DeathB}: ready?

SSR-Cerbera: they are here

{VCP-Iggy}: yes

{VCP-DeathB}: dont stop at the entrance

{VCP-DeathB}: go

SSR - Neo: lol

{VCP-DeathB} killed SSR-Cerbera.

SSR-Cerbera: gah

SSR - Neo killed {VCP-Iggy}.

{VCP-Ransom} killed SSR-Mewish.

SSR - Neo killed {VCP-DeathB}.

{VCP-DeathB}: grr

{VCP-Iggy}: fuck fuck

SSR-Mewish: fuck

SSR-Cerbera: that was short

{VCP-DeathB}: ransom DONT fuck this up

{VCP-Iggy}: ransoms still left

{VCP-DeathB}: get health if u need it

SSR-Cerbera: I think my stand and let lose with the shotgun was pretty cool :)

{VCP-Iggy}: RUN if u need to

SSR-Cerbera: do not retreat from the offices, that would be pretty lame :S

{VCP-DeathB}: na it isnt

SSR-Cerbera: yes it is, that's what you are trying to attack

{VCP-Iggy}: hes got a point death

{VCP-DeathB}: lol how do we end up with these situations

{VCP-DeathB}: ransom and neo this time

{VCP-Ransom}: please god let me kill this lagger

SSR-Cerbera: i love this place

{VCP-DeathB}: lol mew

SSR-Cerbera: the boathouse south of the airport

{VCP-DeathB}: wtf are u doing mew

{VCP-DeathB}: gimme my bike back

SSR-Cerbera: come here to the boathouse

{VCP-DeathB}: fucker

SSR - Neo: wheres vcp gone?

SSR-Mewish: bitch

{VCP-DeathB}: u stole my bike

{VCP-DeathB}: nice work for a ceasefire

SSR - Neo killed {VCP-Ransom}.

{VCP-Iggy}: fuck

SSR-Cerbera: yes!!!

{VCP-DeathB}: cerb get ur members under control

SSR - Neo: lol

SSR - Neo: lol

SSR-Mewish: w00t

{VCP-Ransom}: damn lagged me to death

SSR-Mewish: stfu n00b

SSR - Neo: 1 shot

SSR-Cerbera: shall we run two rounds at the SSR headquarters now?

{VCP-Iggy}: i got an idea

{VCP-DeathB}: no the last round is a ffa

{VCP-Iggy}: lets just do 2 rounds attack, 2 rounds defend, and we already got 2 of them done

{VCP-Iggy}: or whatever

{VCP-Ransom}: weapon pickups?

{VCP-DeathB}: ok with a ffa if needed

SSR-Cerbera: so onto SSR base, then?

{VCP-DeathB}: ya

SSR-Cerbera: its in vice point

{VCP-DeathB}: where is ur base?

{VCP-Ransom}: weapon pickups?

{VCP-Iggy}: cerb u read what i said?

{VCP-DeathB}: no

{VCP-DeathB}: no weapon pick ups

{VCP-Iggy}: cerb

{VCP-Iggy}: did u read what i said tere

SSR-Cerbera: oh, sorry

{VCP-Iggy}: there

SSR-Cerbera killed himself.

SSR-Cerbera: there

{VCP-Ransom}: where are we going

SSR-Cerbera: vice point

SSR - Neo killed himself.

{VCP-Iggy}: cerb, howabout 2 more rounds, one attack, one defend

{VCP-Iggy}: weve got time

SSR - Neo: hold on

SSR-Cerbera: yes, but now we use the SSR base

{VCP-DeathB}: hehe nice one cerb

{VCP-DeathB}: u just dropped a shotgun

{VCP-Iggy}: ok shouldnt we defend?

{VCP-DeathB}: wel attack ig

{VCP-Iggy}: ok

{VCP-DeathB}: i have no prob with it

SSR - Neo: wheres ssr base?

SSR - Neo: army base?

{VCP-Ransom}: ok tell me whats going on guys

SSR-Cerbera: i will be there in a it

SSR-Cerbera: whose at the airport terminal with me?

{VCP-Iggy} died.

SSR-Cerbera: i haev space for one passenger

SSR-Cerbera killed SSR - Neo.

{VCP-DeathB}: rofl

{VCP-Ransom}: ?

SSR - Neo: thanks

SSR-Cerbera: wtf?!

SSR-Mewish: lmao

{VCP-DeathB}: lol cerb killing his own members

SSR-Cerbera: i didn,t though

SSR-Cerbera killed SSR - Neo.

{VCP-Iggy}: lmao

{VCP-DeathB}: rofl

{VCP-DeathB}: again

SSR-Cerbera: i was totally stationary

{VCP-DeathB}: lol

SSR - Neo: you bastard fuck off

SSR-Cerbera: i was just parked here

{VCP-Ransom}: what the fuck are we doing?

SSR-Cerbera: iggy, kill yourself to get rid of the shotgun rounds you've been picking uip

{VCP-DeathB}: lol so much love in the ssr clan

{VCP-Ransom}: attack, defense, ffa, waht

SSR-Cerbera: iggy, I know you have shotgun rounds. kill yourself to get rid of them

{VCP-DeathB}: ya but those attack rounds have been modified

{VCP-Iggy}: aww

{VCP-Iggy} killed himself.

SSR-Cerbera: good

{VCP-DeathB}: its not attack, defend, atack the other base, defend it, and then ffa if needed

SSR - Neo: whats the story cerbie?

SSR-Cerbera: now neo, you will give iggy a lift to the base

{VCP-Iggy}: cerb? i didnt have shotgun rounds

{VCP-Iggy}: i didnt even ave a shotgun

{VCP-DeathB}: ./me is waiting patiently

SSR-Cerbera: ok neo, follow me

{VCP-DeathB}: stop honking

SSR - Neo: wheres base?

{VCP-Iggy}: i had 2 extra rounds of m60 though

{VCP-Iggy}: vcp to airport terminal

{VCP-DeathB}: ok

{VCP-Iggy}: well be quite

{VCP-Ransom}: so we are playing 3 more round

{VCP-DeathB}: ya

{VCP-Iggy}: no its not cerb?

{VCP-DeathB}: sup serb

{VCP-Iggy}: its right by the army base

SSR-Cerbera: i will show VCP where they can group up

{VCP-DeathB}: were fine here

SSR-Cerbera: head to Vice point

{VCP-Ransom}: are we attacking?

{VCP-Iggy}: yes

{VCP-DeathB}: damnit ransom

{VCP-Ransom}: lol

{VCP-Ransom}: this car doesn't slide stop well :P

SSR - Neo: want a lift cerb?

{VCP-DeathB}: wel group at docks

{VCP-DeathB}: and ransom hit me and die

{VCP-DeathB}: =)

{VCP-Iggy}: lol\

SSR-Cerbera: no, vcp, you need to see our base

{VCP-Ransom}: lol

{VCP-Iggy}: why cerb?

{VCP-DeathB}: hmm ok lets go see it

SSR-Cerbera: its big and blue and has a bus outside...with me in it

SSR - Neo: aaahhh

{VCP-DeathB}: hehe

SSR-Cerbera: inm Vice point

SSR - Neo: w8 for me

SSR-Mewish: rofl

SSR-Cerbera: unlike yourselves, I will allow you to have a snoop around first

{VCP-Ransom}: where?

SSR-Cerbera: Vice Point, all SSR are there

SSR - Neo: not yet

SSR-Mewish: i need healf

{VCP-DeathB}: DONT SHOOT

SSR-Cerbera: ceasefire is still under operation

SSR-Mewish: nice bike ;)

{VCP-DeathB}: can u go inside?

SSR-Cerbera: ok death, this is it

SSR-Cerbera: no interior

{VCP-DeathB}: ok

SSR - Neo: wait!!!!!!!!!

{VCP-DeathB}: guys comere

{VCP-DeathB}: u need to see this

SSR-Cerbera: ceasefire is still in operation

{VCP-Ransom}: lol! nice base

{VCP-Iggy}: ok i saw it

{VCP-Iggy}: nuff said

SSR-Cerbera: we are giving VCP a guided tour

{VCP-DeathB}: lol just got it

{VCP-DeathB}: thnx

{VCP-Iggy}: bah

SSR - Neo: lol

{VCP-Iggy}: ok thats all

SSR-Cerbera: ill show you a good palcet group at

{VCP-Iggy}: vcp to mall?

SSR - Neo: w8

{VCP-DeathB}: yup

{VCP-DeathB}: vcp to mall

SSR-Cerbera: oh, that's good enough

{VCP-Iggy}: fuck

{VCP-Iggy} killed himself.

{VCP-Ransom}: lol iggy

{VCP-DeathB}: lol stay still ransom

{VCP-DeathB}: just land

{VCP-DeathB}: hehe get out mew

{VCP-DeathB}: lol

SSR - Neo: fuckin bus

SSR-Cerbera: SSR to SSR base

{VCP-Ransom}: hold on I'll be right back

{VCP-DeathB}: iggy get ur @## here

{VCP-DeathB}: =)

SSR - Neo: 1 sec

SSR-Mewish: i need helth

{VCP-DeathB}: damn u guys

SSR-Cerbera: mew I am above health

{VCP-DeathB}: my song went off

{VCP-Iggy}: coming

{VCP-DeathB}: :P

{VCP-Iggy}: yeh it was sure usfull that last round

{VCP-DeathB}: ransom u know what to do right?

{VCP-DeathB}: yes or no

SSR-Cerbera: hi neo

SSR - Neo: where ssr?

{VCP-DeathB}: i want u to try and use what ur sitting in

{VCP-Iggy}: im coming

{VCP-DeathB}: ransom u there?

SSR - Neo: ohhhh

{VCP-Ransom}: back

SSR-Cerbera: mew, where are you? health is just here, near our base

{VCP-DeathB}: there he is

{VCP-DeathB}: ransom

{VCP-DeathB}: i want u to try and use what ur sitting in

{VCP-Ransom}: LOL!

{VCP-Ransom}: ok

{VCP-DeathB}: hehe

{VCP-Ransom}: :P

{VCP-DeathB}: lol ig

SSR - Neo: LOL

SSR-Cerbera: i am ready

{VCP-DeathB} died.

{VCP-DeathB}: wtf\

{VCP-Ransom}: igg, you ass

{VCP-Iggy}: wtf

{VCP-DeathB}: u just glitched bad

{VCP-Ransom}: you knocked me a mile in the air

{VCP-Iggy}: ??

{VCP-DeathB}: wait

{VCP-Ransom}: death, get a heli

{VCP-DeathB}: iggy just glitched

{VCP-Iggy}: death pick him up at the airport

{VCP-Iggy}: nah im here

SSR-Mewish timed out.

SSR-Cerbera: grr

{VCP-Ransom}: death, get urself a heli :)

SSR-Cerbera: i will pick mew up from wherever he spawns

{VCP-DeathB}: i am

SSR-Cerbera: neo, stay at base

SSR - Neo: ok

SSR-Mewish has joined the game.

{VCP-Ransom}: mansion, vcn, and the chopper in the yard are taken!

{VCP-DeathB}: hehe if it isnt the man of the hour

SSR - Neo timed out.

SSR-Mewish: damn

SSR-Cerbera: where are you mew?

{VCP-DeathB}: lol and then he times out

{VCP-Iggy}: apache ransom

{VCP-Ransom}: iggy, calm down and LAND

{VCP-DeathB}: lol

{VCP-Iggy}: fin

{VCP-Ransom}: lol

SSR - Neo has joined the game.

SSR - Neo timed out.

SSR-Cerbera: SSR, tell me where you are and I will pick you up

{VCP-Ransom}: come on, outta the chopper :P

SSR-Cerbera: no, if neo times out he will rejoin

SSR - Neo: fuckk you

SSR - Neo: im at base

SSR-Cerbera: same as first round, you can't change the rules, VCP ;)

{VCP-DeathB}: lol cerb where do u get these guys

SSR - Neo: crash

{VCP-Ransom}: no I was talking to iggy about the chopper

{VCP-Iggy}: if he times out TWICE during the match then

SSR-Mewish: i need pickup from airport

{VCP-DeathB}: lol iggy no

SSR-Cerbera: on my way

{VCP-DeathB}: just let em rejoin

SSR - Neo: same here

{VCP-Ransom}: im waiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttting

SSR-Cerbera: ill get you both

SSR - Neo: ill drive

{VCP-Ransom}: lol

{VCP-DeathB}: hehe loogie what ive got

{VCP-Ransom}: come on down

SSR-Cerbera: urgh, bloody helicopters

{VCP-Ransom}: bah! spies!

{VCP-DeathB}: lol

SSR-Mewish: *cough*

{VCP-Ransom}: death, mall roof :)

SSR-Cerbera: on way

{VCP-Iggy}: ahh

{VCP-Ransom}: shit death!

{VCP-DeathB}: u appeared

{VCP-DeathB}: this server is crap

{VCP-Ransom}: iggy, drop me off on the group

{VCP-Ransom}: ground

SSR-Mewish: CERB!!!

{VCP-Ransom} died.

SSR-Cerbera: im coming, thers no cars

{VCP-Ransom}: lol

{VCP-DeathB}: grr

{VCP-Iggy}: FUCK

{VCP-DeathB}: stop glitching peeps

{VCP-Ransom}: well... that didn't work

{VCP-DeathB}: ransom get back here asap

{VCP-DeathB}: and iggy

SSR-Mewish: nm

{VCP-DeathB}: il handle the wet work, u do the guns

{VCP-DeathB}: that chopper isnt going to work very well

SSR-Cerbera: yes they do

{VCP-DeathB}: ya they do

SSR-Cerbera: we've got excellent protection against helis

SSR - Neo: you get no point so you get no kill

{VCP-DeathB}: hehe

{VCP-DeathB}: neo

{VCP-DeathB}: if u die ur out

SSR-Cerbera: you do get a point, if the server is workin

{VCP-DeathB}: it doesnt matter how u die

{VCP-DeathB}: after the go if u die ur out

SSR - Neo: lol ok so

{VCP-Ransom}: a kill is a kill

{VCP-DeathB}: hehe

{VCP-DeathB}: lol mew called me a noob

SSR-Cerbera: lol

SSR-Cerbera: you should be ;)

{VCP-Iggy}: fucking a

{VCP-DeathB}: hehe

SSR - Neo has joined the game.

{VCP-DeathB}: iggy

{VCP-Iggy}: yes

{VCP-DeathB}: pick up neo

{VCP-Iggy}: no way hehe

SSR - Neo: fuck off

{VCP-DeathB}: i love u to buddy

{VCP-DeathB}: but not in that way

{VCP-DeathB}: =)

{VCP-Ransom}: damnit people, stand still so you won't crash

SSR - Neo: this server is a joke

{VCP-Ransom}: get outta the cars, helis

{VCP-DeathB}: ok i have an idea

SSR - Neo: choppers make the game crash

{VCP-Iggy}: neo, ur connection is a joke

{VCP-DeathB}: lets switch over to yetikas server

{VCP-Ransom}: lol

SSR-Cerbera: stop bickering folk :)

{VCP-DeathB}: thats my vote

SSR-Cerbera: i am at our base ready

{VCP-Ransom}: how bout LETS JUST PLAY NOW

{VCP-DeathB}: no one lags on it

{VCP-Ransom}: i haven't got all day

{VCP-DeathB}: LETS SWITCH SERVERS

SSR - Neo: im at airport now

{VCP-Ransom}: ............................................................................................................

{VCP-DeathB}: no i said we use yetikas

{VCP-Iggy}: lets shut the fuck up and use this server

SSR - Neo: ya

{VCP-Ransom}: i concur

SSR-Cerbera: I'm waiting for the rest of SSR to arrive

{VCP-DeathB}: hehe

SSR - Neo: 1 sec

{VCP-DeathB}: iggy

{VCP-DeathB}: abandon the choppers

{VCP-DeathB}: trust me

SSR-Cerbera: hi neo

{VCP-Iggy}: k death

{VCP-DeathB}: u to ransom

{VCP-DeathB}: no choppers

{VCP-Ransom}: fly back to the ground ig

{VCP-Iggy}: can we fucking start yet

{VCP-Ransom}: dont use passenger

{VCP-DeathB}: ransom

SSR-Cerbera: wheres mewish?

{VCP-DeathB}: get on the ground and forget the chopper

SSR - Neo: ?

SSR-Cerbera: oh, alright

{VCP-DeathB}: im just in mine cuz i want to listen to my song =(

{VCP-DeathB}: =)

SSR-Cerbera: neo, be patient

{VCP-DeathB}: dont blow them

SSR - Neo: am i the only one using a gamepad?

{VCP-Ransom}: lol

{VCP-DeathB}: no iggy

{VCP-Iggy}: k

{VCP-Ransom}: save ammo ig

{VCP-DeathB}: im listening to my song

{VCP-DeathB}: =)

SSR - Neo: santana is a homo

{VCP-DeathB}: hehe

{VCP-Ransom}: are we ready damnit

{VCP-Iggy}: that satano is a homo

{VCP-DeathB}: lol

SSR - Neo: yea

SSR - Neo: lol

{VCP-DeathB}: i just like the guitar

{VCP-Ransom}: ok...lets GO

{VCP-Iggy}: GOGOGOGO?

SSR-Cerbera: ready mew?

SSR-Mewish: yup

{VCP-DeathB}: waot

{VCP-DeathB}: WAIT

SSR-Cerbera: mew, our building is here

{VCP-Iggy}: hurry

{VCP-DeathB}: now go go

SSR-Cerbera: go

SSR - Neo: com on before it crashes again

{VCP-DeathB}: FUCK

{VCP-DeathB}: crash

{VCP-Iggy} killed SSR - Neo.

SSR-Mewish killed {VCP-Iggy}.

SSR - Neo: fuck - killed

{VCP-Iggy} killed SSR-Cerbera.

{VCP-Iggy}: yeh eat my bullets lagger

SSR-Cerbera: fuck

{VCP-DeathB}: lol

SSR - Neo: come on mew

{VCP-DeathB}: i crashed so im still in

{VCP-Ransom}: whos left?

{VCP-Ransom}: i got away with 5hp lol

{VCP-DeathB}: lol

SSR-Cerbera: did you just retreat? damn chicken

{VCP-DeathB}: hehe

{VCP-Iggy}: ill brb...for like one min

{VCP-DeathB}: ok

{VCP-Ransom}: lol yeah right

SSR-Mewish: loser

SSR-Mewish: can I get health?

SSR-Cerbera: they have

{VCP-Ransom}: YES

{VCP-DeathB}: hes mine

{VCP-Ransom}: whos left on each team?

{VCP-Ransom}: im still in

SSR-Cerbera: not quite how we did things in GTA2, mew

{VCP-DeathB}: im for vcp

{VCP-Ransom}: all vcp are still here?

{VCP-DeathB}: lol ig at the eat bullets comment

SSR-Cerbera: 6 players are still here

{VCP-Ransom}: whAT!

{VCP-Ransom}: some of you died

SSR-Cerbera: 6 are on the servers till

{VCP-Ransom}: no whos left this round

{VCP-DeathB}: 6 on the server ransom

SSR-Cerbera: only mew is alive of SSR

{VCP-Ransom}: iggy still alive?

{VCP-DeathB}: mew is left for there team and thats it

SSR - Neo: lol nice!!!

{VCP-DeathB}: iggy died

{VCP-Ransom}: ok he is in a hunter

{VCP-DeathB}: take cover

SSR - Neo: can you get on roof?

{VCP-Iggy}: still brb for a min

SSR-Cerbera: of SSR HQ? just about

SSR - Neo: no there where you rampin

{VCP-Ransom}: where are you ya pussy

SSR-Cerbera: dunno, you try

SSR - Neo: getting pcj

SSR - Neo timed out.

{VCP-Ransom}: if you think youre

{VCP-Ransom}: chopping us your full of shit

{VCP-DeathB}: whenever he wants to come down

SSR-Cerbera: sorry, what's going on?

{VCP-DeathB} killed SSR-Mewish.

{VCP-Ransom}: nice

{VCP-DeathB}: buh bye

SSR-Cerbera: :(

SSR-Mewish: bitch

{VCP-DeathB}: hehe

{VCP-Ransom}: n00b!

{VCP-Ransom}: lol I was gonna slice him too

SSR-Mewish: if you didn't pussy out

SSR-Cerbera: now VCP will defend

{VCP-DeathB}: hehe i just threw a molotov

{VCP-DeathB}: suck it down already

{VCP-Ransom}: mew, those are the rules. You can get health

SSR-Cerbera: SSR meet at the Mall

{VCP-DeathB}: iggy u alive?

{VCP-DeathB}: god knows where neo went

{VCP-Iggy}: ok im back

SSR - Neo has joined the game.

{VCP-DeathB}: we won

{VCP-DeathB}: get to the defend place

SSR - Neo: sorry

{VCP-Iggy} has left the game.

SSR-Cerbera: youve won 2 of 5 rounds, we have one 1 of 5

{VCP-Ransom}: !

{VCP-DeathB}: yup

{VCP-Ransom}: where is iggy!

SSR - Neo timed out.

SSR-Mewish: grr'

{VCP-DeathB}: lol iggys eat bullets comment was still funny for some reason

{VCP-Iggy} has joined the game.

{VCP-Iggy}: okw here 2

SSR - Neo has joined the game.

{VCP-Ransom}: lol Iggy, you killed my man

{VCP-Ransom}: i wore him down :P

SSR - Neo: shit server

SSR - Neo has left the game.

{VCP-DeathB}: fol

{VCP-Ransom}: neo, your connection is shitty thats all

{VCP-DeathB}: rofl

{VCP-Ransom}: i've never timed out yet

SSR - Neo has joined the game.

{VCP-Ransom}: where to vcp

SSR-Mewish: im in a bus

{VCP-DeathB}: neo if its unfair to ANYONE its us because ur lagging like crazy, so u dont have room to complain

SSR-Cerbera: VCP go to SSR HQ

SSR - Neo: ok 1 min

SSR-Cerbera: it is frustrating when you time out

{VCP-DeathB}: ya

{VCP-Ransom}: WHERE TO VCP

SSR-Cerbera: SSR HQ FOR THE SECOND TIME

{VCP-DeathB}: ssr headquartere

{VCP-Ransom}: hold on I need respawn

{VCP-DeathB}: yup

{VCP-Ransom} died.

SSR - Neo: it jus keeps crashing and timong out

{VCP-DeathB}: lol cerb

SSR-Cerbera: try a different character

{VCP-Iggy}: well i wonder why its timing out neo

{VCP-DeathB}: mew

{VCP-DeathB}: u guys go to mall

{VCP-Iggy}: lets defend news building?

{VCP-DeathB}: no

{VCP-Iggy}: neo has 56k

{VCP-DeathB}: we defend where ssr defended

SSR-Cerbera: you must defend SSR hq

SSR - Neo: and?

{VCP-Iggy}: its because neo has 56k

{VCP-DeathB}: neo

{VCP-Iggy}: cause then ude be timing out cerb

{VCP-DeathB}: hes saying thats why ur laggin so much and timing out

SSR-Cerbera: I'm not as far east as neo

{VCP-DeathB}: thats all hes saying

SSR-Cerbera: im in the UK

SSR - Neo: well i cant exactly give birth to a broadband connection can i?

SSR-Cerbera: he's in europe someplace I think

{VCP-DeathB}: lol we know we know

{VCP-DeathB}: dont worry its fine, just upgrade if u can

SSR-Cerbera: there's nothing we can do but grin and bear it for this game :)

{VCP-DeathB}: believe me i know about money probs ;-)

SSR - Neo: lol

SSR - Neo: its not available

{VCP-DeathB}: im 18, paying for college, and paying for comcast high speed at the same time

SSR-Cerbera: I can hardly wait for the street racing mode, there's no problems with bullets being lost then. :)

SSR - Neo: and im in the west of ireland

{VCP-DeathB}: lol

{VCP-DeathB}: lol ransom

{VCP-Ransom}: hehe

{VCP-DeathB}: like around here

{VCP-DeathB}: make it so its a barricade

SSR - Neo: wheres ssr

{VCP-Ransom}: crash

{VCP-DeathB}: lol neo

SSR-Cerbera: north point mall carpark

{VCP-DeathB}: iggy come on down

{VCP-Iggy}: im coming

{VCP-Ransom}: damn! I brought that semi all the way for nothin

SSR-Cerbera: all SSR to north point mall carpark

SSR-Cerbera: mewish, you take a long route from the east

SSR-Cerbera: south, even.

{VCP-Iggy}: get rid of the cars, there a bigger threat to us then there are to them

SSR-Cerbera: mewish, north point mall carpark

{VCP-DeathB}: comon guys, u have to admit that santanas guitar is good

{VCP-DeathB}: =)

SSR-Cerbera: havn't listened to them for ages

{VCP-DeathB}: lol in the song smooth

{VCP-DeathB}: there lead guitar is awesome

SSR - Neo: no santana is shit

SSR-Cerbera: more into progressive rock myself

{VCP-Iggy}: sshuit the fuck up death

{VCP-DeathB}: thats the only song i listen to

{VCP-DeathB}: =)

{VCP-Iggy}: dantan is homo

{VCP-DeathB}: i listen to lp to :P

SSR-Cerbera: ok, SSR are ready

{VCP-Iggy}: where is ransom

{VCP-DeathB}: he crashed

{VCP-DeathB}: hes on his way

SSR-Cerbera: there's a sailor out in the west

{VCP-DeathB}: yup thats him

{VCP-Ransom}: :)

{VCP-DeathB}: hes a gay sailer

{VCP-DeathB}: lol

SSR-Cerbera: SSR, remember, if you get low on health you can retreat :)

{VCP-DeathB}: yup

SSR-Mewish: in the navy

SSR-Mewish: lol

SSR - Neo: lol

SSR-Mewish: neo is lapping us :o

{VCP-DeathB}: lol

SSR-Cerbera: nooooo! game crash!

SSR-Mewish: huh?

SSR-Cerbera: i just crashed out, rejoining now

{VCP-Ransom}: death, iggy, I'll be here

{VCP-DeathB}: hehe ok

{VCP-DeathB}: iggy

SSR - Neo: i love ripping round the car park

{VCP-DeathB}: stop shooting

{VCP-Iggy}: yes

{VCP-Iggy}: nah

SSR-Mewish: yo neo

{VCP-DeathB}: leave it trust me

{VCP-Iggy}: thjere

SSR-Mewish: free heli

{VCP-Iggy}: *ther

{VCP-Ransom}: bah I

{VCP-DeathB}: lol

{VCP-Ransom}: will be in here

{VCP-DeathB}: just wait there

SSR-Cerbera: mewish, leave my heli there else you'll die when I pick it up again

SSR - Neo: heli = gay

{VCP-DeathB}: neo= my slut

{VCP-Ransom}: come on... hurry up

{VCP-DeathB}: =)

SSR - Neo: heli = gay

{VCP-Iggy}: whos that across the streeyt

SSR-Cerbera: yeah, because sexuality is clearly based on the mode of transport used in MTAVC, neo :S

{VCP-DeathB}: ransom

{VCP-DeathB}: stop iggy

{VCP-Iggy}: FUCK

{VCP-Iggy} died.

{VCP-Ransom}: omg

{VCP-Iggy}: it'll be just a sec

SSR - Neo: no i just dont like it

{VCP-Ransom}: wth was that about

{VCP-DeathB}: lol probably more ammo

SSR-Mewish: lol

SSR-Cerbera: mew, get back

SSR - Neo: i wasnt referring to your sexuality cerbie ;-)

{VCP-DeathB}: lol

SSR-Cerbera: the original heli will kill you otherwise

SSR-Cerbera: there

SSR-Cerbera: on my way to the car park again

{VCP-Iggy}: is cerb gay or something neo?

{VCP-DeathB}: wheee hes on his way

{VCP-DeathB}: AGAIN

{VCP-Ransom}: ...........................................................

{VCP-Ransom}: come on damnit

SSR - Neo: i dont know

SSR-Cerbera: sexuality is so culturally overloaded

{VCP-DeathB}: lol true true

SSR - Neo: i onlty race with him so....

{VCP-DeathB}: if we win this round do we still have a fifth?

{VCP-Iggy}: no

{VCP-Ransom}: i hope not

{VCP-Ransom}: this is taking forever

{VCP-DeathB}: ok cuz we have another match today

SSR-Cerbera: I say no

SSR-Cerbera: where is neo?

SSR - Neo: if you mean gay as in happy id say yes

{VCP-Ransom}: hurry hurry hurry

SSR-Cerbera: neo, where are you?

{VCP-DeathB}: lol no more gay jokes PLEASE

SSR - Neo: on my way

SSR-Cerbera: lol mew

SSR-Mewish: lmao

SSR - Neo: im so gay playing MTA

SSR-Mewish: heli onut

{VCP-DeathB}: i am to

{VCP-Ransom}: whoa this rooftop is cool guys

{VCP-Ransom}: :)

SSR-Cerbera: yep, there's a ledge out the front you can drop down to

{VCP-DeathB}: iggy get ur ass over here =)

{VCP-Iggy}: im coming

SSR-Cerbera: that puts you in range of the ground, but you lose about 20hp from the fall

{VCP-DeathB}: ransom wants it

{VCP-Ransom}: lol

{VCP-DeathB}: cerb

SSR-Cerbera: cool, neo is here and ready

SSR - Neo: yo im rdy

{VCP-Ransom}: are we ready now

{VCP-Iggy}: ues

{VCP-Ransom}: lets gogoogogogogogogogoog

{VCP-Iggy}: yes

SSR-Cerbera: go?

{VCP-Ransom}: GOGOGOGOGOGO

{VCP-DeathB}: u just aim al little all over the place

{VCP-Iggy}: gogogo

{VCP-DeathB}: GO GO GO

SSR-Cerbera: mew, approach from the sotuh

{VCP-DeathB}: hmm i wonder where mew is coming from

{VCP-Ransom}: look out! choppers!

SSR-Cerbera killed {VCP-Iggy}.

{VCP-DeathB} timed out.

SSR-Cerbera: score

{VCP-Iggy} has left the game.

SSR-Mewish killed himself.

SSR-Mewish: fuck

SSR - Neo: lol

SSR - Neo killed {VCP-Ransom}.

SSR-Cerbera: well played neo

SSR-Cerbera: im on, neo

SSR-Cerbera: which VCP is left?

SSR-Cerbera: Im gonna go check the chat window, brb

SSR-Mewish timed out.

SSR-Cerbera: iggy and ransom are out, so deathb remains for VCP

{VCP-Ransom}: hold on

{VCP-Iggy} has joined the game.

{VCP-Ransom}: iggy crashed

{VCP-DeathB} has joined the game.

{VCP-Ransom}: did not die

{VCP-Iggy}: round restart

SSR-Cerbera: deathb remains for VCP

SSR-Cerbera: no

{VCP-DeathB}: round restart

{VCP-Ransom}: IGGY DID NOT DIE

SSR-Cerbera: deathb is the last remaining VCP

{VCP-Iggy}: well my game froze

SSR-Mewish has joined the game.

{VCP-DeathB}: iggy and i BOTH crashed

{VCP-DeathB}: round restart cerb

SSR-Cerbera: huh?

{VCP-Ransom}: they both crashed at the same time

{VCP-DeathB}: we both had a complete crash

{VCP-DeathB}: i crashed right after the go was called

SSR-Cerbera: I killed iggy right at the start

{VCP-Iggy}: no

{VCP-DeathB}: look in ur logs

{VCP-Iggy}: yeh it is

SSR-Cerbera: no, he was shooting as I got him

{VCP-Iggy}: cause i never saw myself die

{VCP-DeathB}: does it say somewhere that u killed iggy

{VCP-DeathB}: look in the chat

{VCP-DeathB}: where does it say that

{VCP-Ransom}: it said iggy died in my window but he crashed I know

SSR-Cerbera: It says "look out" Choppers, then says I kill iggy, then says deathb timed out

{VCP-Iggy}: yeh

{VCP-Ransom}: he can take a pic of his log

{VCP-DeathB}: u did die ig?

{VCP-DeathB}: FUCK

{VCP-DeathB}: well im stil in

SSR-Cerbera: yes

{VCP-DeathB}: so im going to kill u all for this

{VCP-Ransom}: lol

{VCP-Ransom}: nows the time to show your stuff death

SSR-Cerbera: SSR will return to the base

{VCP-Ransom}: somehow they chased me down and killed me when I was running

SSR - Neo: lol

SSR-Cerbera: neo, return to our base, else deathb will have no idea where to go

{VCP-Ransom}: I had no car radar so I was fucked

{VCP-DeathB}: i know exactly where to go

SSR-Cerbera: ceasefire

SSR-Cerbera: ok we are ready

SSR-Cerbera: deathb, we are at the SSR base

{VCP-DeathB}: and just for the record

{VCP-DeathB}: i still think this round is HELLA CHEAP

{VCP-Iggy}: cause i didnt die

{VCP-Ransom}: me 2

{VCP-Ransom}: i was left all alone to face 3 peeps

SSR-Cerbera: the logs say you died, iggy

SSR - Neo: rassome stfu

{VCP-DeathB}: ransom

{VCP-Ransom}: no u stfu neo

SSR-Cerbera: and you were shooting right before I killed you with the heli

{VCP-Iggy}: well i wasnt in game cerv

SSR-Cerbera: so deathb assualts the SSR base

{VCP-DeathB}: there is a point where if u are having the error meassage, and u kill them then they die

{VCP-Iggy}: no iwsnt, i count of been if i wasnt in game

SSR - Neo: lets just restart

SSR-Cerbera: hmm

{VCP-DeathB}: thank u neo

{VCP-Ransom}: iggy, just take a screenshot of your log if its true. It should say YOU timed out, no YOU DIED.

{VCP-DeathB}: let it go peeps

{VCP-DeathB}: il fight them

SSR-Cerbera: the game said that Iggy died, it didn't say iggy timed out. it only said deathb timed out

{VCP-DeathB}: LET IT GO

{VCP-Iggy}: I FUCKING CRASHED

{VCP-Iggy}: bah

SSR-Cerbera: I can only go by what the game says

{VCP-Ransom}: YOUR GAME said iggy died cause you killed him right when he timed out

{VCP-DeathB}: if you guys want to try and win like that fine

{VCP-DeathB}: il fight u

{VCP-DeathB}: iggy uve seen me pissed b4 right?

SSR - Neo timed out.

SSR-Mewish timed out.

SSR-Cerbera: We showed you round our base, you didn't show us around yours. we have maintained a level of decency towards you

{VCP-Iggy}: heh yah

{VCP-DeathB}: hehe

{VCP-DeathB}: well now im hella pissed

SSR - Neo has joined the game.

{VCP-Iggy}: we didnt ask u to show us ours cerb

{VCP-Ransom}: u offered. We didn't ask. Don't bitch about that

SSR - Neo: can we just hurry the fuck up

{VCP-Iggy}: quite frankly we didnt care about seeing it

{VCP-DeathB} killed SSR-Cerbera.

SSR-Cerbera: precisely, ransom. WE OFFERdfw aqd wtgo neo!

SSR-Cerbera: killed my whilst I typed, neat

{VCP-Ransom}: i don't need a tour

{VCP-Ransom}: I know all of vice city quite well already

{VCP-Iggy}: yeh i didnt care about it al ALL

SSR-Cerbera: deathb is currently engaging SSR

SSR-Cerbera: so be alert

SSR-Mewish has joined the game.

SSR-Mewish: I g2g

SSR-Mewish: hw

{VCP-Iggy}: who is left then?

{VCP-Ransom}: death and two ssr

SSR-Cerbera: mew, you can't go, you havn't been killed yet

SSR - Neo killed himself.

{VCP-DeathB}: hehe

{VCP-Ransom}: lol

{VCP-Iggy}: HES OUT

SSR - Neo: fuck

{VCP-Ransom}: HA

SSR - Neo: wot helth were you on?

{VCP-DeathB}: now come on mew

{VCP-Ransom}: 1 left?

{VCP-DeathB}: 3

{VCP-Ransom}: mew left?

{VCP-Iggy}: how?

SSR - Neo: close dude

SSR - Neo: lol

{VCP-DeathB}: hehe

{VCP-Ransom}: mew is gone

{VCP-DeathB}: mew get ur ass over here

{VCP-Ransom}: ?

{VCP-Iggy}: all who is left from VSR say I

SSR - Neo: is this last round

{VCP-Iggy}: *SSR

{VCP-Ransom}: "sorry I g2g" - MEW

{VCP-Ransom}: I think we win then lol

{VCP-DeathB}: all the rest are dead

SSR - Neo: wheres cerb?

{VCP-Iggy}: if a player leaves and noones left then its over

SSR-Cerbera: I got killed whilst typing

{VCP-DeathB}: i killed cerb

{VCP-Ransom}: unless another ssr wants to fight deathb again

{VCP-DeathB}: he decided to type instead of fight

{VCP-DeathB}: lol

SSR - Neo: i killed myself

{VCP-Iggy}: its still counts cerb

SSR-Cerbera: yes

{VCP-Iggy}: ur stil lout neo

{VCP-Iggy}: doesnt matter

SSR-Cerbera: yes

{VCP-Ransom}: if you die you die

SSR - Neo: the pen is mightier than the sword

SSR-Cerbera: correct

{VCP-Ransom}: we already said that

SSR - Neo: lol

{VCP-DeathB}: if another ssr fights, then its going to be cerb

SSR-Cerbera: hang on, I'm totally lost now

SSR - Neo: you didnt kill me

{VCP-Ransom}: hurry up and fight then cerb and death

{VCP-DeathB}: cerb ur replacing mew

SSR - Neo: i killed myself

SSR-Cerbera: well, ok then

{VCP-Iggy} killed himself.

{VCP-Ransom}: NEO, YOU DIED. THATS ALL. YOU ARE OUT. THATS THE FUCKING RULE!

{VCP-DeathB}: lol rannsom

{VCP-DeathB}: hes right neo

{VCP-Ransom}: jesus

{VCP-DeathB}: u are out

SSR - Neo: ya but he said he killed me

{VCP-Ransom}: get it through your thick skull

{VCP-Iggy}: who cares

{VCP-DeathB}: it doesnt matter, u die ur out

SSR - Neo: im not saying im out

{VCP-DeathB}: now cerb GET UR ASS OVER HERE

SSR-Cerbera: i'm heading to SSR HQ, I assume there will be a ceasefire until I arrive there?

{VCP-Iggy}: ARE U THERE MEW?

SSR - Neo: hes just saying he killed me but he ran like a bitch

{VCP-DeathB}: cerb the second i see u im firing

SSR - Neo: lol

{VCP-DeathB}: and dont pick up weapons

SSR - Neo: dont worry hes a pussy

{VCP-Ransom}: well you are. The gang leaders agreed on that. If you die you are out. Whether it be accidental, purposely, or killed by

{VCP-Ransom}: someone

{VCP-DeathB}: nah neo

{VCP-DeathB}: im the fucking vip

{VCP-DeathB}: =)

{VCP-DeathB}: mvp rather

SSR-Cerbera: neo was just correcting the people who said he was killed by a VCP member, he knows he is out

SSR - Neo: im not disagreeing

{VCP-DeathB}: cerb

{VCP-Ransom}: ok

{VCP-Iggy}: neo, ur the pussy, this is 2 rounds uve said "he ran like a biatch but killed me" boohoo

{VCP-DeathB}: STOP TYPING AND GET OVER HERE

{VCP-Ransom}: now kill each other

SSR-Cerbera: i am on my way to SSR headquarters

SSR - Neo: see deaths a pussy and im just proving it

{VCP-DeathB}: what a cry baby

{VCP-Iggy}: insactly what i was going to say

SSR - Neo: i dont care you just braggin u killed me

SSR-Cerbera: i am requesting radio silence, please, SSR :)

{VCP-DeathB}: lol

{VCP-DeathB}: i request the same

{VCP-Ransom}: your telling death to stand there so you can kill him. Yeah thats being a bitch

{VCP-DeathB}: no shit i had 10 health

SSR-Cerbera: readio silence, SSR, that is an order

{VCP-Ransom}: i think running would be the best option

{VCP-DeathB}: ur ass lags so much u cant shoot u

{VCP-DeathB}: ive seen

{VCP-DeathB}: cerbs herre

{VCP-Ransom}: iggy, lets kill each other :P

SSR-Cerbera: oh good, that is you

SSR - Neo: so do all you on my screen so it works both ways

{VCP-Iggy}: nah

{VCP-Ransom}: well you two just fight!

{VCP-Ransom}: FIGHT

{VCP-Ransom}: FIGHT

{VCP-Iggy}: lets get it on

SSR - Neo: death admit you ran!

SSR-Cerbera: whew

SSR-Cerbera killed {VCP-DeathB}.

{VCP-DeathB}: wtf

SSR-Cerbera: yes!!

{VCP-Ransom}: ahh damn

{VCP-DeathB}: oh well

SSR-Cerbera: whew, that was a messy round

{VCP-DeathB}: 5th round

{VCP-DeathB}: lets take em

{VCP-Ransom}: so we have to call it a draw?

SSR - Neo: 2 all

SSR-Cerbera: ceasefire

{VCP-Ransom}: mew is not here?

{VCP-DeathB}: no draw

SSR-Cerbera: lets take stock

{VCP-DeathB}: fuck that

SSR-Cerbera: mewish seems inactive

{VCP-Ransom}: he said he had to leave!

{VCP-Ransom}: he is GONE

SSR-Cerbera: shall we agree a tie, perhaps?

{VCP-DeathB}: no

SSR - Neo: pick your 2 best players

{VCP-Iggy}: no

SSR-Cerbera: it's two rounds each

{VCP-DeathB}: were fighting u

{VCP-Iggy}: i said 5 rounds

SSR-Cerbera: hmm

{VCP-Iggy}: 4 and 1 xtra

{VCP-DeathB}: after the last round im not showing u guys mercy

{VCP-Ransom}: I will leave

{VCP-DeathB}: no ransom

{VCP-Iggy}: no ransom

{VCP-DeathB}: stay

{VCP-DeathB}: u know the rules

{VCP-Ransom}: ?

{VCP-Iggy}: u can stay

{VCP-Ransom}: well, that was in the rules too i gues

SSR - Neo: cerb where u at?

SSR-Cerbera: well you keep complaining about neo lagging, so perhaps a tie would be the diplomatic solution to what has been rather messy?

{VCP-DeathB}: i had to fight them 1 on 3 last round

{VCP-Ransom}: we don't like ties

{VCP-DeathB}: im not going to give them a brake over 2 on 3

SSR - Neo: admit you ran death

SSR-Cerbera: neo, shoosh please

{VCP-DeathB}: ya and so did cerb

{VCP-DeathB}: so stfu

SSR - Neo: come on be a man

SSR-Cerbera: yes, I did indeed

{VCP-Iggy}: lmc deathmatch

SSR - Neo: admit it

{VCP-DeathB}: vcp to mansion

{VCP-DeathB}: dont engage

{VCP-DeathB}: wel take em as a group

SSR - Neo: cerb u more of a man than i thought

SSR-Cerbera: lol, well cheers

SSR - Neo: where you at?

{VCP-DeathB}: vcp

{VCP-DeathB}: where u at?\

{VCP-Iggy}: im coming to mansion

{VCP-DeathB}: ok

{VCP-DeathB}: u come to ransom

{VCP-Iggy}: im here

{VCP-DeathB}: that u on the roof ransom?

SSR-Cerbera: I think I shall have to agree to this final round but, as mewish isn't here, I'll be sure that is recorded in the match repor

{VCP-DeathB}: alright guys

{VCP-DeathB}: go go go

{VCP-DeathB}: GO GO GO

SSR-Cerbera: yes, neo, attack

{VCP-Ransom}: death wait

SSR - Neo: where are you cerb?

SSR-Cerbera: here

{VCP-DeathB}: if u dare write a bad match report for vcp im going to flame the shit outa u cerb

{VCP-DeathB}: that 4th round was bs for us so we lost

SSR-Cerbera: lol, you're such a child at times deathb :P

{VCP-Ransom}: i have a chat log so dont try any bs

{VCP-DeathB}: now u guys are going to lose the 5th

SSR - Neo: be sure to mention death braggin

{VCP-Ransom}: sorry death!

SSR - Neo: im gettin health

{VCP-DeathB} killed SSR-Cerbera.

SSR-Cerbera: bah

SSR - Neo: come get me

{VCP-Ransom}: regroup guys

{VCP-DeathB}: dont worry we are

{VCP-Ransom}: wait for death to get health

{VCP-DeathB}: guys wait here

SSR - Neo: THIS SHOULD BE FUN

{VCP-DeathB}: ya now ul know what i felt like

{VCP-Ransom}: prepare. to. die.!

SSR-Cerbera: these games would be much more fun without so many glitches :)

{VCP-Ransom}: lol now he complains

{VCP-Iggy}: c'mon death

SSR-Cerbera: ever the cynic

SSR - Neo: hes just making a point

{VCP-Iggy}: lets go

SSR - Neo: i see no compaint

{VCP-Ransom}: iggy grab a car or get in ours

{VCP-DeathB}: k guys lets do this

{VCP-Iggy}: k

{VCP-Ransom}: where to

{VCP-DeathB}: ransom wait

{VCP-DeathB}: wait for the group

{VCP-DeathB}: get in

{VCP-Ransom}: hurry i got him

SSR-Cerbera: heh, with all the crashes and bugs my 6 kills looks pretty good :-)

{VCP-Iggy}: FUCKING PUSSY

SSR - Neo: 3 v1

SSR-Cerbera: there's no pressure on you neo

{VCP-Ransom}: iggy, come wiht me get health

SSR - Neo: lol

{VCP-Iggy}: but where

SSR - Neo: i was getting away in golf cart lol

{VCP-Ransom}: grab the fbi

{VCP-Iggy}: ah

SSR-Cerbera: shame mewish had to leave

{VCP-DeathB}: hes mine

SSR - Neo: yea

{VCP-Iggy}: neo ran like a fucking bitch

{VCP-DeathB}: lol

SSR-Cerbera: as your members have done too

SSR - Neo: from three bitches

{VCP-DeathB}: and u urself cerb ;-)

{VCP-Iggy}: i drive now

{VCP-Ransom}: hehe lets kick his ass!

{VCP-Iggy}: hehe

{VCP-Ransom}: ?

{VCP-Ransom}: lol

{VCP-Iggy}: I DRIVE!

{VCP-DeathB} killed SSR - Neo.

SSR - Neo: lol

{VCP-Iggy}: done

{VCP-Iggy}: we win

{VCP-Ransom}: yaY!

{VCP-DeathB}: yup

SSR - Neo: well done

{VCP-DeathB}: why thank u

{VCP-DeathB}: =)

{VCP-Iggy}: ok

SSR-Cerbera: yeah, under rather unfortunate circumstances

{VCP-DeathB}: gg cerb

{VCP-Ransom}: y did you run like a bitch?!?! huh HUH

{VCP-DeathB}: and just leave it at that

{VCP-Ransom}: now tell me

SSR - Neo: and it only took one of you\

{VCP-Iggy}: now lets put this match BEHIND US

{VCP-DeathB}: i concur

{VCP-Ransom}: yes

{VCP-DeathB}: no match reports on this one please

{VCP-Iggy}: ok so lets start off on a clean sheet

{VCP-Ransom}: ok I'm gone for now

{VCP-Ransom}: we got a game soon... lolt

SSR - Neo: i ran because there was three fellow players chasing me

SSR-Cerbera: will it be entered into the ladder?

{VCP-DeathB}: ya

{VCP-Iggy}: yah

{VCP-DeathB}: but thats it

{VCP-Ransom}: damn now I'm sick of vice city

SSR-Cerbera: then a match report is fitting

{VCP-DeathB}: no match report

{VCP-Ransom}: and we got a match!

{VCP-DeathB}: cerb

{VCP-Iggy}: u can do a mtach report

{VCP-DeathB}: if u make a report then be unbiased with it

SSR-Cerbera: if you enter it into the ladder you cannot deny a report

{VCP-Iggy}: just no flaming

{VCP-DeathB}: be unbiased

SSR-Cerbera: why would I flame? do I no strike you as a man of reason?

{VCP-Iggy}: goo dgame btw, most experianced gang weve played yet

{VCP-DeathB}: if i see one thing arguing ur case on this or that then im gonna flame

SSR - Neo: what about players claming untrue kills?

{VCP-Ransom}: lol

{VCP-Ransom}: i have the chat log just in case

{VCP-DeathB}: be unbiased

SSR-Cerbera: I will, of course, ensure that truth is the basis of any report I write

{VCP-SGB} has joined the game.

{VCP-DeathB}: ok

{VCP-DeathB}: damnit sgb

{VCP-Ransom}: lol too late sgb

{VCP-DeathB}: ur late

SSR - Neo: wanna play all vs all for like 1 round?

{VCP-DeathB}: match just ended

{VCP-Ransom}: match just overs

{VCP-SGB} has left the game.

{VCP-Iggy}: i need to go

{VCP-Iggy}: bye]

{VCP-Iggy} has left the game.

{VCP-DeathB}: k lets get

SSR-Cerbera: see you

SSR-Cerbera: it's 8pm here

{VCP-DeathB}: remember cerb

{VCP-DeathB}: unbiased ;-)

{VCP-DeathB} has left the game.

SSR - Neo: good luck guys good game

SSR - Neo: good luck in your next match VCP

SSR-Cerbera: yeah

SSR-Cerbera: well, for the lack of an answer, I'll make the report now :)

SSR-Cerbera: I'll be on MSN if anyone needs me

SSR-Cerbera has left the game.

SSR - Neo has left the game.

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Ok i told cerb that I wouldnt post here but it has to be said:

1. If you have no proof - you have no case: FACT

2. you said:

i had to fight u guys 1 on 3, both of u guys died and then because mew had to leave we let you sub for him. and then we lost. so it was 1 on 3

even if he hadn't to leave it would have STILL been 1 on 3 by VCP's shortcomings

Therefore I propose that we rematch the last round or even the last 2 rounds and restart them completely

The fact that there was some untrue kills claimed during the actual game(you know who you are) does not affect my jugment on this matter

Make of this what you will VCP after its only just a game!

SSR - Neo signing off - Peace!!

yeh dude, u killed urself, and everybody here knows that that means YOU ARE OUT!

and then these sole called "untrue kills" would be like when i crashed and cebera killed me but i never really died? eh? but im not bitching abou tthat am i? no, i stayed out that round and kept my mouth shut once it had bean done being discussed with

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it does not matter how u die son, if u die by ur own teamates, or if u die by killing urself, ur still out. thats tourny rules. so stop with this untrue kills crap

and i dont even begin to understand wtf ur arguement is. so im just going to let you guys squable on in this thread over a match thats already over.

Okay i'll break it down for you - nice and simple.

I already explained this to you and I know it is significant but it a matter of principles for me.

1. I killed myself - Threrfore I was exempt from that round.

2. Next thing you say in game chat that you killed me boasting you your VCP buddies.

ATTENION - AFTER READING THROUGH THE LOG FILE THAT RANSOM POSTED HAS BEEN EDITED - ATTENTION

This is the edited part:

SSR - Neo killed himself.

{VCP-DeathB}: hehe

{VCP-Ransom}: lol

{VCP-Iggy}: HES OUT

SSR - Neo: :o

{VCP-Ransom}: HA

SSR - Neo: wot helth were you on?

{VCP-DeathB}: now come on mew

{VCP-Ransom}: 1 left?

{VCP-DeathB}: 3

{VCP-Ransom}: mew left?

{VCP-Iggy}: how?

SSR - Neo: close dude

SSR - Neo: lol

{VCP-DeathB}: hehe

{VCP-Ransom}: mew is gone

{VCP-DeathB}: mew get ur ass over here

{VCP-Ransom}: ?

{VCP-Iggy}: all who is left from VSR say I

SSR - Neo: is this last round

{VCP-Iggy}: *SSR

{VCP-Ransom}: "sorry I g2g" - MEW

{VCP-Ransom}: I think we win then lol

{VCP-DeathB}: all the rest are dead

SSR - Neo: wheres cerb?

{VCP-Iggy}: if a player leaves and noones left then its over

SSR-Cerbera: I got killed whilst typing

{VCP-DeathB}: i killed cerb

{VCP-Ransom}: unless another ssr wants to fight deathb again

{VCP-DeathB}: he decided to type instead of fight

{VCP-DeathB}: lol

SSR - Neo: i killed myself

{VCP-Iggy}: its still counts cerb

SSR-Cerbera: yes

{VCP-Iggy}: ur stil lout neo

{VCP-Iggy}: doesnt matter

SSR-Cerbera: yes

{VCP-Ransom}: if you die you die

---------MISSING-----------

SSR - Neo: the pen is mightier than the sword

SSR-Cerbera: correct

{VCP-Ransom}: we already said that

SSR - Neo: lol

{VCP-DeathB}: if another ssr fights, then its going to be cerb

SSR-Cerbera: hang on, I'm totally lost now

SSR - Neo: you didnt kill me - WHO EXACTLY DIDN"T KILL ME?????

{VCP-Ransom}: hurry up and fight then cerb and death

{VCP-DeathB}: cerb ur replacing mew

SSR - Neo: i killed myself

SSR-Cerbera: well, ok then

{VCP-Iggy} killed himself.

{VCP-Ransom}: NEO, YOU DIED. THATS ALL. YOU ARE OUT. THATS THE :o RULE!

{VCP-DeathB}: lol rannsom

{VCP-DeathB}: hes right neo

{VCP-Ransom}: jesus

{VCP-DeathB}: u are out

SSR - Neo: ya but he said he killed me

{VCP-Ransom}: get it through your thick skull

{VCP-Iggy}: who cares

{VCP-DeathB}: it doesnt matter, u die ur out

SSR - Neo: im not saying im out

{VCP-DeathB}: now cerb GET UR ASS OVER HERE

SSR-Cerbera: i'm heading to SSR HQ, I assume there will be a ceasefire until I arrive there?

{VCP-Iggy}: ARE U THERE MEW?

SSR - Neo: hes just saying he killed me but he ran like a bitch

{VCP-DeathB}: cerb the second i see u im firing

SSR - Neo: lol

{VCP-DeathB}: and dont pick up weapons

SSR - Neo: dont worry hes a pussy

{VCP-Ransom}: well you are. The gang leaders agreed on that. If you die you are out. Whether it be accidental, purposely, or killed by

{VCP-Ransom}: someone

{VCP-DeathB}: nah neo

{VCP-DeathB}: im the :o vip

{VCP-DeathB}: =)

{VCP-DeathB}: mvp rather

SSR-Cerbera: neo was just correcting the people who said he was killed by a VCP member, he knows he is out

SSR - Neo: im not disagreeing

Read through this VCP and please point out what cerb was talking about in the second last 2 lines of this extract.

If cerb said this how did know a VCP member said he killed me when clearly since the death of myself occured it is not mentioned once?

THEREFORE I SAY THIS LOG IS TO BE VOID AND CANT BE USED AS EVIDENCE - SORRY BUT IT JUST CAN'T BE USED!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ALSO i said that there was some: kills claimed : during the match

Not once did I say that i should get another go or that by killing myself

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Ok i told cerb that I wouldnt post here but it has to be said:

1. If you have no proof - you have no case: FACT

2. you said:

i had to fight u guys 1 on 3, both of u guys died and then because mew had to leave we let you sub for him. and then we lost. so it was 1 on 3

even if he hadn't to leave it would have STILL been 1 on 3 by VCP's shortcomings

Therefore I propose that we rematch the last round or even the last 2 rounds and restart them completely

The fact that there was some untrue kills claimed during the actual game(you know who you are) does not affect my jugment on this matter

Make of this what you will VCP after its only just a game!

SSR - Neo signing off - Peace!!

yeh dude, u killed urself, and everybody here knows that that means YOU ARE OUT!

and then these sole called "untrue kills" would be like when i crashed and cebera killed me but i never really died? eh? but im not bitching abou tthat am i? no, i stayed out that round and kept my mouth shut once it had bean done being discussed with

If you read it again you ill see that I stated the the kill was claimed by one of your members. I was not saying or have said that me killing myself did not count.

And just because you want to let your argument blow over doesnt mean I will.

I am a stubbron bastard and will follow you into hell itself if i have to prove a point.

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Ok i told cerb that I wouldnt post here but it has to be said:

1. If you have no proof - you have no case: FACT

2. you said:

i had to fight u guys 1 on 3, both of u guys died and then because mew had to leave we let you sub for him. and then we lost. so it was 1 on 3

even if he hadn't to leave it would have STILL been 1 on 3 by VCP's shortcomings

Therefore I propose that we rematch the last round or even the last 2 rounds and restart them completely

The fact that there was some untrue kills claimed during the actual game(you know who you are) does not affect my jugment on this matter

Make of this what you will VCP after its only just a game!

SSR - Neo signing off - Peace!!

yeh dude, u killed urself, and everybody here knows that that means YOU ARE OUT!

and then these sole called "untrue kills" would be like when i crashed and cebera killed me but i never really died? eh? but im not bitching abou tthat am i? no, i stayed out that round and kept my mouth shut once it had bean done being discussed with

If you read it again you ill see that I stated the the kill was claimed by one of your members. I was not saying or have said that me killing myself did not count.

And just because you want to let your argument blow over doesnt mean I will.

I am a stubbron bastard and will follow you into hell itself if i have to prove a point.

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well ive heard of double posts, BUT DAMN TRIPLE POSTS :lol: and neo2neo all im going to say to u guys is this since u seem to think that u have some case somewhere YES U KILLED URSELF YOU STUPID :o WE ALREADY SAID U DID. AND U GUYS LOST SO DROP THE SUBJECT. im sick and :o tired of people posting logs on here that i have to read thro 4 times or more just to figure out what the :o they are trying to say. if you lost then YOU LOST. there is not arguement here. there wasnt any suspicion of cheets, there wasnt any dirty tricks. there was NOTHING. you guys DONT HAVE AN ARGUMENT. SO DROP THE :o SUBJECT IM SICK OF IT.

and i dont get WHAT THE :o your trying to prove by parading around here yelling THEY DIDNT KILL ME, I KILLED MYSELF. WHO CARES. YOU KILLED URSELF SURE WHY NOT. NOW DROP THE WHOLE :o SUBJECT. at this rate were withdrawing our offer. u guys now have to EARN THE MATCH. were not just going to give u one like we were. were playing teams for fun, we wont play u guys knowing that if u lose ur gonna do this sh*t. cerb is awesome to play against, and a pretty darn good killer. u neo just sit there and complain about who did this, and who did that WHEN ITS NOT EVEN AN ISSUE. DROP IT. YOU KILLED URSELF ---EVERY ROUND--- DOES THAT MAKE U HAPPY. NOW SHUT UP ABOUT IT.

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well ive heard of double posts, BUT DAMN TRIPLE POSTS :lol: and neo2neo all im going to say to u guys is this since u seem to think that u have some case somewhere YES U KILLED URSELF YOU STUPID :o WE ALREADY SAID U DID. AND U GUYS LOST SO DROP THE SUBJECT. im sick and :o tired of people posting logs on here that i have to read thro 4 times or more just to figure out what the :o they are trying to say. if you lost then YOU LOST. there is not arguement here. there wasnt any suspicion of cheets, there wasnt any dirty tricks. there was NOTHING. you guys DONT HAVE AN ARGUMENT. SO DROP THE :o SUBJECT IM SICK OF IT.

and i dont get WHAT THE :o your trying to prove by parading around here yelling THEY DIDNT KILL ME, I KILLED MYSELF. WHO CARES. YOU KILLED URSELF SURE WHY NOT. NOW DROP THE WHOLE :o SUBJECT. at this rate were withdrawing our offer. u guys now have to EARN THE MATCH. were not just going to give u one like we were. were playing teams for fun, we wont play u guys knowing that if u lose ur gonna do this sh*t. cerb is awesome to play against, and a pretty darn good killer. u neo just sit there and complain about who did this, and who did that WHEN ITS NOT EVEN AN ISSUE. DROP IT. YOU KILLED URSELF ---EVERY ROUND--- DOES THAT MAKE U HAPPY. NOW SHUT UP ABOUT IT.

Ok this will be my last post.

you deathd are makeing an issue out of this not me

now read over what i posted before and thing about what I am saying before you reply.

The fact that there was some untrue kills claimed during the actual game(you know who you are) DOES NOT affect my jugment on THIS MATTER

when I say THIS MATTER I mean this:

In summary, my request as that this match is not entered into the ladder tournament due to the unconventional handling of game errors and due to the inconsitant regulation of team sizes. Both of these issues are the fault of neither team in particular but are the manifestation of an assortment of regretable glitches.

I know the VCP members to be as concerned about fair play as myself and respect them for that. I therefore would accept a replacement match from them, to be played at the earliest convieniance of both teams.

I DID NOT make a cheap comment like this:

now as for the first round, it was only me left, and i killed both of u to summarize

AND -if you read my posts instead of just counting them you might just see what im getting at

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In summary, my request as that this match is not entered into the ladder tournament due to the unconventional handling of game errors and due to the inconsitant regulation of team sizes. Both of these issues are the fault of neither team in particular but are the manifestation of an assortment of regretable glitches.

I know the VCP members to be as concerned about fair play as myself and respect them for that. I therefore would accept a replacement match from them, to be played at the earliest convieniance of both teams.

alright and heres the official vcp response AGAIN for u NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

we will not do a replacement match, that match had 2 glitches, one worked in your favor so u won a round, one worked in our favor so we won a round. YAY LOOGIE THERE IT EVENS OUT. when i got back in during the round that was "glitched" you guys made me fight u 1 on 3 since u wouldnt trust iggy that he crashed, and then the next round YOU HONESTLY THINK that were going to give u a break over 2 on 3??? heres my response to that :o OFF.

only one round glitched, and u guys wouldnt give us a break over it, but now that uve lost ur running around screaming how it was unfair and etc etc. U GUYS AGREED TO THE LAST ROUND FIRST OF ALL. so theres no argument there. AND WE LOST THE FOURTH ROUND AND WE GAVE IT TO U. so theres no argument there either. SO WTF IS YOUR ARGUMENT.

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