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Ok.

We entered the game with 5 members [PiG] entered with 3, out of PiGs 18 members they could only get 3. Anyway i suggested that the first 2 to die could re-join to make up for the 2 missing. Anyway...

First round started with Pusher killing the ref, but PiG did seem to co-operate. [R] won 1st round in less the 10 seconds without [R] loosing one member. Everything was good at this point i, and the ref asked both teams to get to the start points. [R] were waiting at the start points for well over 3 minutes and everytime a PiG came they would shoot at us. Just being dicks i guesss?

Later on we knew nothing could be done to make them play fair so the admin said 'DM FREE FOR ALL' So everyone just went at it killing eachother and after a while [PiG] were getting owned and left.

Victory to [R]

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Round one.

http://www.3dactionplanet.com/redfaction/ironsun/rogue/wars/roundone.jpg

Pusher attacking for no reason when 2nd round is trying to start

http://www.3dactionplanet.com/redfaction/ironsun/rogue/wars/psuherattacking.jpg

Pushers team mates telling pusher to stop attacking

http://www.3dactionplanet.com/redfaction/ironsun/rogue/wars/psuherdead.jpg

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Yes i was also in the game, and to be honest, i shake my head in shame on pusher's behalf, on both his obsolete skills and poor leadership skills. But other then that, rogue wins, and hopefully this will resolve the issues between[R] and [PIG].

Also in a nice way, i would jus like to say that pusher does not smell like toilet duck, but just toilet :) .

Leadership Skills

The other shameful thing was, he wasn't even able to round up 5 people to fight, when he has 18 people, yet he could only get himself and 2 others....

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I'm sure you're all hanging out to hear MY match report, seeing as I'm the only one round here who is completely impartial. It is as follows.

PiG vs ROGUE : An MTA Match Report by Pusher.

3 Round Match : (2 rounds played.)

5 vs 5 Match : [PiG] (3 Members) [R] 4 Members [VCP] 1 Member

Duration : 25 minutes.

Final Result : Rogue 2 : PiG 0

We started out around 10PM New Zealand time. I was just about late myself, because it was raining in New Zealand and I had to skate home from Ponch's house in a downpour. Ponch lives around the corner from my dealer. I'd stopped in on the way home to see if he was going to play in our clan match tonight, and to smoke him out with the sticky herbal remedy I'd just scored. Ponch loves weed. He's a real scientist about smoking it, too. We had some spots off a little gas stove. (In New Zealand and parts of Australia, 'spotting' is a popular way of smoking marijuana. It involves heating two flat steel knives on a flame or stovetop element until they're red hot, and then placing the marijuana between the knives. The smoke is then inhaled through a funnel. Ponch is one of Australasia's foremost experts on spotting techniques - it's a very effective way to get loaded.) We talked about our MTA match while Ponch's girlfriend laughed at us for being game geeks. We don't mind, because she only plays 'Casino Tycoon.' Then we watched the Rogue guys talk tactics on the Yetika public server, and Ponch showed me some weird programming thing on his computer that I didn't understand. I pretended to understand what he was showing me, but I don't know much about programming. It was almost 10 when I left their place, and I got soaked because it was raining. I didn't care, though, because I was stoned. I also had The Librettos on my MP3 player, so I was all hyped up by the time I got back to my house.

When I got home, I put on my tracksuit for the game and did my stretches. I'd told my physiotherapist that I had a big Grand Theft Auto Game coming up, so he'd devised a series of exercises for me that would maximise my mouse-clicking ablity and allow my body to compensate for lag. I did each exercise ten times. Then I rubbed myself with my special muscle relaxing ointment and logged on.

When I got to the server, SystemX was being the Admin Dude, and Sess and the rest of Rogue were all ready and rearing to go. They were looking forward to kicking our asses. But there weren't enough people on the server! I talked to Drexler before - he just got a job in Costa Rica, so he had shit to sort out. He's gonna work at a turtle museum. I had to forgive him for not showing up, because he said he'll hook me up with a free turtle when he gets back. I always wanted a turtle. I used to have an axolotlyl but it died. I don't know what happened to everyone else in the clan. I know nobody really wanted to play Rogue, so maybe that's why only three PiGs showed. Weeman was looking forward to laying down some law, but we figured at least two other guys would front, so we waited. And waited. And waited. Nobody came.

So, we decided to take on Rogue 3 on 5, simply to get the match out of the way. Then we could go back to playing MTA with people we liked.

While we were waiting for PiG guys, Xerox turned up. I wasn't happy about Mister big-shot MTAforum man trying to be all official and referee-like. We'd already told him in the forum to leave us alone, but he turned up anyway and proceeded to bore us shiftless. He had a big list of rules and regulations that nobody paid attention to. While Xerox typed up his rules, PiG and Rogue all called each other 'cocksucker' and 'bitchtits' and so forth. I referred to Sess as a 'sweaty little teenage virgin' again. He really hates that.

Then somebody said 'Go!' So we started fighting. I think it was me that said 'Go,' because Xerox was being boring. I don't remember. I couldn't find the place we were supposed to be fighting, but then I found it, and killed Xerox. I was stoked. Then Sess and Blade came up and killed me. I wasn't very happy that Sess killed me, because he was the only person on the server that I didn't like. Later, I discovered that DeathB was also playing under a pseudonym, but at that point I thought that there was only one retard online. I don't think DeathB managed to kill me, though. That's a small consolation, I suppose.

Anyway, then Ponch and Weeman got killed too. That made me sad, because they were my clan friends. Then somebody started complaining about how the match wasn't proper. I was glad about that - we'd already lost round one, and it only took about 15 seconds for the Rogue guys to machinegun us down. we were thinking that agreeing to play 3 vs 5 wasn't gonna work in PiG's favour. Then somehow it was a free-for-all deathmatch. It gets confusing from my end - I disconnected because Sess wanted us to reset our scores. When I got back online and spawned, Sess and Blade were killing Weeman at our spawn point. Weeman wasn't taking their attack lying down, though, and he softened them up good. I think I managed to kill Sess and some other guy before calamity struck. My computer rebooted itself. I was pissed. Having ASE, MTA and MSN open while I'm trying to download Italian Cannibal Porn must have been too much for my PC. When I got back on everything was a bit pear-shaped. Ponch managed to copy and paste the chat - you can see for yourself.

[PiG] Ponch: me too

[PiG] Pusher: Sorry, guys..

[R].Jim: PiG are low in numbers and skill

[R].Sepiroth: pig = pussys

[PiG] Ponch: push voice

[R].Dave504 killed [PiG] Weeman.

[PiG] Pusher: my machine rebooted.

[R].SesS: WEEEEEEEEEEE

[R].Sepiroth: there is nothing wrong with this serv

[PiG] Ponch: push voice

[PiG] Weeman: R = Poofters

[PiG] Pusher: just as I killed Sess and Blade trying to spawncamp me.

[PiG] Ponch: man its 3x the ping

[R].Sepiroth: and we all have it

[PiG] Weeman: good bye gentlemen

[R].Sepiroth: who cares

[R].Jim: I never Die

[PiG] Weeman has left the game.

[R].SesS: PiG = OWNED

[PiG] Pusher: Are you going, Weeman?

[R].SesS: LEAVE

[R].Sepiroth: PIG SUCKS BALLS

[PiG] Pusher: What? what happened?

[R].SesS: LEAVE YOU BITCHES

[R].Sepiroth: FUCKING PUSSYS

Connecting...

Connected.

[PiG] Pusher: my bloody machine rebooted itself...

[R].SesS: u had 0 anyway pusher

[R].Blade: grr ok everyone disconect the reconect, lets give the pigs a chance

[PiG] Pusher has joined the game.

Disconnected: Client disconnected. (Delay = 10 sec)

Connecting...

Connected.

[PiG] Pusher: funny, Sess - my table said I had 2 kills

[R].Blade has joined the game.

[PiG] Pusher: but masturbation makes you blind, Sess.

[R].Sepiroth has left the game.

[R].Sepiroth has joined the game.

[R].SesS killed [PiG] Weeman.

[R].Sepiroth: that wasnt funny pusher, grow the fuck up

[R].SesS: no

[R].SesS: thats how it works

[PiG] Weeman: yay this is fun

[R].Dave504: Get in

[PiG] Weeman: i was killed as soon as i left teh spawn point

[R].SesS killed [PiG] Weeman.

[R].SesS: fuck you

[PiG] Weeman: and again

[PiG] Pusher: ?

[R].SesS: die you fucks

[PiG] Weeman: no im being spawn camped

[PiG] Pusher killed [R].SesS.

[R].Sepiroth: so can we chose any class we want?

[PiG] Weeman killed [R].Dave504.

[PiG] Pusher timed out.

[R].SesS: moron timed out

[R].SesS: one n00b left

[R].SesS: lol

[R].Sepiroth: lol

[R].Blade killed [PiG] Weeman.

[R].Sepiroth: weeee

[R].SesS: w

[R].Dave504: LoL, [R] have Victory of This WAR

[R].SesS: WEeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[R].Sepiroth: party at pushers moms

<[R] LEAD BY 1 POINT>

[R].Jim: R beat PiG undefeated, Spead the word!

[PiG] Weeman: wat war all we did was shoot at each other wen told not to

[R].Jim: doh

[R].SesS killed [PiG] Weeman.

[R].Dave504: The 1st one Was Good

[R].Sepiroth killed [PiG] Ponch.

[R].SesS: WEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[PiG] Weeman: this is gay if nothign happens soon im leaving'

[PiG] Pusher has joined the game.

[PiG] Ponch: me too

[PiG] Pusher: Sorry, guys..

[R].Jim: PiG are low in numbers and skill

[R].Sepiroth: pig = pussys

[PiG] Ponch: push voice

[R].Dave504 killed [PiG] Weeman.

[PiG] Pusher: my machine rebooted.

[R].SesS: WEEEEEEEEEEE

[R].Sepiroth: there is nothing wrong with this serv

[PiG] Ponch: push voice

[PiG] Weeman: R = Poofters

[PiG] Pusher: just as I killed Sess and Blad trying to spawncamp me.

[PiG] Ponch: man its 3x the ping

[R].Sepiroth: and we all have it

[PiG] Weeman: good bye gentlemen

[R].Sepiroth: who cares

[R].Jim: I never Die

[PiG] Weeman has left the game.

[R].SesS: PiG = OWNED

[PiG] Pusher: Are you going, Weeman?

[R].SesS: LEAVE

[R].Sepiroth: PIG SUCKS BALLS

[PiG] Pusher: What?

[R].SesS: LEAVE YOU BITCHES

[R].Sepiroth: FUCKING PUSSYS

[PiG] Pusher: I disconnect, and we lose?

[R].SesS: RUN FOR YOUR FUCKING LIVES

[PiG] Pusher: okay.

[R].Sepiroth: CANT EVEN PLAY A MATCH

[R].Sepiroth: STAY

[PiG] Pusher: Seeya.

[PiG] Pusher has left the game.

I think poor [PiG] Weeman got fed up with being spawncamped, so he left, and we didn't see him for the rest of the evening. He seemed kinda mad that so few of us turned up, and he was sad that he didn't get to fight much. Ponch stayed around for a bit to chat with the Rogue fellas...

[PiG] Ponch: fucking kidz

[R].Sepiroth: WE WANT TO KICK UR ASS

[R].Jim: PiG die without a Fight NEWS FLASH

[R].SesS: WE ONE!!!!!!!!!

[R].SesS: LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

[R].Sepiroth: YUP

[R].Sepiroth: fucking dumb asses

[R].SesS: YOU SAID CARNAGE

[R].SesS: THIS IS CARNAGE

[R].Sepiroth: lol

[R].Sepiroth: hey ponch

[R].SesS: WE FUCKING WON

[PiG] Ponch: grow pubic hair dude

[R].Dave504: SesS get in

[R].Jim: bwhahah

[R].Sepiroth: stay here for a sec ponch

[R].Sepiroth: PONCH

[R].SesS: END OF FUCKING STORY

[R].Sepiroth: STAY HERE FOR A SEC

[R].Sepiroth: U MIGHT WANT TO SEE SOMETHING

[R].SesS: LETS ALL KILL PONCH

[R].Jim: I Eat Babies

[R].Dave504: We will get Training while evry-1 is here

[R].SesS: MAKE HIM LEAVE ASWELL

[R].Sepiroth: HEY PONCH

[R].Sepiroth: HOLD ON

[R].Sepiroth has left the game.

{VCP-DeathB} has joined the game.

{VCP-DeathB}: reconize me now bitch

[R].SesS: DEATHBBBBBBBBBBBBBbb

[R].Blade: :)

[PiG] Ponch: sess is the most childish person ive ever met

[R].SesS: LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

{VCP-DeathB}: u just got pwned by vcp and r

{VCP-DeathB}: so stfu on the forums

[R].Jim: Tomorrow can be Train Pig Day TPD

[R].SesS: HEY LOOK AT ME IM CHILDISH

{VCP-DeathB}: lol

[R].SesS: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[R].SesS: LMFAO

{VCP-DeathB}: PWNED BY BOTH CLANS AT ONCE

{VCP-DeathB}: BOO YA

{VCP-DeathB}: BITCH

[R].Dave504: U scarteched da Paint man

{VCP-DeathB}: geez i guess everyone knew about this besides pig's dumb ass

[R].Dave504: Look wat u done 2 my Beautiful Car

{VCP-DeathB}: what fucking dumb asses

[R].Dave504: Oh well its wasted now

{VCP-DeathB}: i offered u guys a clean start

[PiG] Ponch: lol that's cheating. cant even do it with ur own gang thats stupid dudes

[R].SesS: well im off people

{VCP-DeathB}: and u guys didnt take it

{VCP-DeathB}: so ur fucked

[R].SesS: we won..

[R].SesS: gg

[R].Blade killed [R].SesS.

[PiG] Ponch: grow up dude its a fucink game

[R].SesS: laterz boyz

{VCP-DeathB}: ya no shit

{VCP-DeathB}: but i offered u guys a clean start

{VCP-DeathB}: and u threw it in my face

{VCP-DeathB}: so fuck u

[R].SesS: you all played very well :D

[R].SesS has left the game.

{VCP-DeathB}: i seem to recall pusher calling me all sorts of colorful names when i told him htat

[R].Dave504: LoL

{VCP-DeathB}: the offer still stands take it or leave it

[R].Dave504: Wat offer?

{VCP-DeathB}: for a clean start between our clans

[PiG] Ponch: its not a soap opera

[PiG] Ponch: get a life and get laid

{VCP-DeathB}: should i take that as a no?

[R].Dave504: its all up to SesS

[R].Jim: abcdefghijklmno

[PiG] Ponch: wtf r u talking about its nothing to do with me...

{VCP-DeathB}: i offered it to u pig's and im serious

{VCP-DeathB}: clean start

[R].Jim has left the game.

{VCP-DeathB}: take it or leave it

[PiG] Ponch: in leaving...

[PiG] Ponch: sad...

[R].Dave504: ill talk 2 sess 4 u

{VCP-DeathB}: think about it

{VCP-DeathB}: post ur reply on the forums

Then me and Ponch went and played in another server. That was sweet. We got some helicopters and tried to crash them into each other, and chased Lucifa and some VCx guys. I went downstairs to smoke some more weed, and then called Ponch to congratulate him on our brilliant game. We decided that I was Man of The Match.

MTA Mini League Table

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Ponch

First off Ponch it wasnt you ya moron, i have a bigger picture to prove it. And the second pic is right after the first pic where i chased pusher down and killed him.

Pusher

Wheres the rest? Just putting the things in that suits you?

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I agree with Sess, there are bits missing and words have been changed, also i'd like to ask you something pusher.

[PiG] Pusher: just as I killed Sess and Blade trying to spawncamp me.

How exactly was i 'spawncamping' if i was in the area behind the Ice cream factory? I always thought a 'spawn camper' was someone who killed people directly after they spawn, at such places as the robber's spawn, cop spawn etc....

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someone post that log from the begining, thats only half of it. that doesnt accuretly represent what was said. stop :o trying to doctor things up and post the whole thing, or nothing at all. if you dont have the log, then dont post only half of it. cuz u know that doesnt look right. nor does that reflect what was said.

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Ok.

We entered the game with 5 members [PiG] entered with 3, out of PiGs 18 members they could only get 3. Anyway i suggested that the first 2 to die could re-join to make up for the 2 missing. Anyway...

First round started with Pusher killing the ref, but PiG did seem to co-operate. [R] won 1st round in less the 10 seconds without [R] loosing one member. Everything was good at this point i, and the ref asked both teams to get to the start points. [R] were waiting at the start points for well over 3 minutes and everytime a PiG came they would shoot at us. Just being dicks i guesss?

Later on we knew nothing could be done to make them play fair so the admin said 'DM FREE FOR ALL' So everyone just went at it killing eachother and after a while [PiG] were getting owned and left.

Victory to [R]

Images

Round one.

http://www.3dactionplanet.com/redfaction/ironsun/rogue/wars/roundone.jpg

Pusher attacking for no reason when 2nd round is trying to start

http://www.3dactionplanet.com/redfaction/ironsun/rogue/wars/psuherattacking.jpg

Pushers team mates telling pusher to stop attacking

http://www.3dactionplanet.com/redfaction/ironsun/rogue/wars/psuherdead.jpg

Sounds like a bit of a disaster. :(

Still, events like this make it clear who are the teams which are worth playing against and which are not. I'd suggest viewing this as a learning experience rather than a reason to start inter-gang rivalries.

Was this entered into the ladder? Who was the referee? Personally I don't think this should qualify for the ladder league, looks like a game which should have been aborted with no scores carrying forward.

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Yeh it probably should of but thats was PiGs fault for not being organised. I mean out of 18.. only 3 showed. Even in the game they wouldnt co-operate, Pusher even decided to kill the referee. Anyway, i dont really want it in the league sinse it wasnt even teams. Im not going to be bothered with a re-match either.

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Yeh it probably should of but thats was PiGs fault for not being organised. I mean out of 18.. only 3 showed. Even in the game they wouldnt co-operate, Pusher even decided to kill the referee. Anyway, i dont really want it in the league sinse it wasnt even teams. Im not going to be bothered with a re-match either.

A wise decision. :)

I'm trying to figure out an easier way of organising competitions between each other for use with the ladder tournament. As I'm one of the officials I think it's sort of my responsibility to find better ways of doing this?

At the moment it seems one gang will just challenge another out of the blue and hope that the other one accepts. What I'd propose is that we get the gang leaders to communicate much more closely with each other, perhaps make a topic that is for leaders only so that they can say whether they are looking for a fight (lol) and maybe suggest the gang they would like to fight the most?

Or does the current informal way work better?

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i think you need at least a referee.. perhaps a group of possible objective referees should be formed or something like that?

A decent collection of screenshots from each gang leader in each game is perhaps better proof that the testimony of a referee who won't be able to get close enough to see player names without interfeering. With the F12 screenshot function that makes this preferable as well, I'd suggest.

However, sometimes a little leadership is required during games. Ideally, all aspects of the game would be arranged beforehand in the challenge topics and the discussion therein.

Or, just let them bodge thier way through setting up the rounds and hopefully everyone will have the common sense not to screw it up. :lol:

(EDIT) As for the gang "site" idea, I'm so used to the forum-based method at GTAForums (and it's success using that method) that I think a forum-based clan system for MTA:VC will work well enough.

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VCP-DeathB wrote...

well g whadya know, pusher can search thro a half complete log and pull out snipets to fit his case. whopee. im so proud of u pusher. read what u said at the very begining about me. ya thats right. theres a 90% chance that im going to be able to get my hands on a complete log, one that isnt hmm how could we say, conveniently missing parts. so since u seem to want to go to war with us. im just going to say one thing and leave it at that

:o off you :o n00bs

and stop acting like ur refusal is justified by ANYTHING that we said during that game. i brought it up as sepiroth and u called deathB(me) a bunch of colorful names that i wont repeat and bluntly refused the offer. gee convinient that that part of the log is missing.

I'd really like a copy of that chat transcript, Mister Internet Detective. If you can track it down, post the rest of it in this thread, eh? We'd love to read the whole thing - I'm bummed that Ponch only managed to get the tail end. It would also prove that the stuff I posted wasn't "...hmm... how could we say, conveniently missing parts."

In fact, I wouldn't be suprised if you actually did get the transcript from SystemX and decided not to post it.

After all, it'd only make you look worse...

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oh great hes back.... listen pusher, u know what u said about me when i asked u in the beginning as do i. SO SHUT THE :o UP AND STOP TALKING TO ME. i swear are u obsessed with me? do u have no life? stop acting like this is some friggin game u need to win and stop talking to me period.

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stop acting like this is some friggin game u need to win

{VCP-DeathB}: reconize me now bitch

[R].SesS: DEATHBBBBBBBBBBBBBbb

[R].Blade: :)

[PiG] Ponch: sess is the most childish person ive ever met

[R].SesS: LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

{VCP-DeathB}: u just got pwned by vcp and r

{VCP-DeathB}: so stfu on the forums

[R].Jim: Tomorrow can be Train Pig Day TPD

[R].SesS: HEY LOOK AT ME IM CHILDISH

{VCP-DeathB}: lol

[R].SesS: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[R].SesS: LMFAO

{VCP-DeathB}: PWNED BY BOTH CLANS AT ONCE

{VCP-DeathB}: BOO YA

{VCP-DeathB}: BITCH

[R].Dave504: U scarteched da Paint man

{VCP-DeathB}: geez i guess everyone knew about this besides pig's dumb ass

[R].Dave504: Look wat u done 2 my Beautiful Car

{VCP-DeathB}: what fucking dumb asses

[R].Dave504: Oh well its wasted now

{VCP-DeathB}: i offered u guys a clean start

[PiG] Ponch: lol that cheating cant even do it with ur own gang thats stupid dudes

[R].SesS: well im off people

{VCP-DeathB}: and u guys didnt take it

{VCP-DeathB}: so ur fuked

Bye, now...

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