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Death Test (sure you wanna know?)


dark_vegeta2003

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Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

July 12, 2033

at the age of 49 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (27%)

Cancer (18%)

Suicide (12%)

Auto-Fellatio (12%)

Homicide (6%)

Alien Abduction (5%)

Interesting stats from the DeathTest:

15897189 people have taken the DeathTest.

Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.

The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.

10% of test takers have hairy nipples.

4% have had team sex.

8% work in the porn business.

And 325355 people claim to have leprosy.

Disclaimer: We, despite being proficient with the human anatomy, are not doctors. Keep that in mind before calling your lawyer as you're clutching your left arm moaning "Damn you, Spark, Damn YOU!" on July 12, 2033, as you slip silently into the night.

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i take the test again

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

October 22, 2058

at the age of 69 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (25%)

Heart Attack (23%)

Suicide (13%)

Third Degree Burns (9%)

Horrible Accident (5%)

Contagious Disease (5%)

Interesting stats from the DeathTest:

15897189 people have taken the DeathTest.

Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.

The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.

10% of test takers have hairy nipples.

4% have had team sex.

8% work in the porn business.

And 325355 people claim to have leprosy.

Disclaimer: We, despite being proficient with the human anatomy, are not doctors. Keep that in mind before calling your lawyer as you're clutching your left arm moaning "Damn you, Spark, Damn YOU!" on October 22, 2058, as you slip silently into the night.

jeez and im 14 years old :?

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Liked this, then go to DeathClock.com :)

My results:

"I'm afraid we have some bad news. Please, you might want to stay seated."

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

March 3, 2062

at the age of 72 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (39%)

Heart Attack (19%)

Confusion (6%)

Drowning (6%)

Horrible Accident (5%)

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k, changed values to somin more realistic:

"I'm afraid we have some bad news. Please, you might want to stay seated."

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

December 5, 2056

at the age of 71 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (32%)

Heart Attack (23%)

Alcoholism (12%)

Alien Abduction (6%)

Interesting stats from the DeathTest:

15897189 people have taken the DeathTest.

Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.

The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.

10% of test takers have hairy nipples.

4% have had team sex.

8% work in the porn business.

And 325355 people claim to have leprosy.

Disclaimer: We, despite being proficient with the human anatomy, are not doctors. Keep that in mind before calling your lawyer as you're clutching your left arm moaning "Damn you, Spark, Damn YOU!" on December 5, 2056, as you slip silently into the night.

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I'm afraid we have some bad news. Please, you might want to stay seated."

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

August 19, 2034

at the age of 55 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (35%)

Heart Attack (13%)

Alcoholism (10%)

Drowning (6%)

Alien Abduction (5%)

damn... that seems too old .... must not be doing somthing right.. oh well been meaning to get into drug/gun running and bareback prostitution... better get started soon :twisted:

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Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

July 22, 2041

at the age of 55 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (34%)

Third Degree Burns (13%)

Horrible Accident (8%)

Heart Attack (6%)

Alcoholism (5%)

Alien Abduction (5%)

Contagious Disease (5%)

Auto-Fellatio (5%)

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"I'm afraid we have some bad news. Please, you might want to stay seated."

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

April 18, 2061

at the age of 77 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (32%)

Heart Attack (9%)

Homicide (7%)

Loneliness (6%)

Alien Abduction (6%)

Auto-Fellatio (6%)

Interesting stats from the DeathTest:

15897189 people have taken the DeathTest.

Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.

The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.

10% of test takers have hairy nipples.

4% have had team sex.

8% work in the porn business.

And 325355 people claim to have leprosy.

I think I'm going to die the oldest so far :D

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  • 2 months later...
i remeber taking that test way back, although i remember it giving me a nice good ol' 71 years old death. oh and not everybody dies out of cancer. im gonna die out of heart disease.

you say that like its a good thing :)

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i always knew that i wouldn't become very old :P

I'm afraid we have some bad news. Please, you might want to stay seated."

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

April 16, 2041

at the age of 50 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (29%)

Heart Attack (26%)

Alien Abduction (13%)

Suicide (7%)

Homicide (7%)

Interesting stats from the DeathTest:

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  • 2 months later...
15. Do you regularly light firecrackers in your mouth and then spit them out at the last second?

How did they know?

lmao!

im testing now, will post results when im done

22. Are you in the prostitution, stripping, or escorting business, or have you ever starred in a porno film? (if so, e-mail us)

Nice sense of humor

-OrIoN

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Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

May 20, 2066

at the age of 79 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (34%)

Heart Attack (32%)

Contagious Disease (5%)

Bah, not very interesting ways to die at all. :roll:

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