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cout<<"You forgot to comment as in a programming language :<" 

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class TheTruth { 
    private int fuucksIGive = 0; 
    private int cookiesThisThreadDeserves = 0; 
     
    public TheTruth() { 
    } 
     
    public static void main(String[] args) { 
        TheTruth theTruthAboutThisThread = new TheTruth(); 
        System.out.println(theTruthAboutThisThread.getIntroduction()); 
    } 
     
    public String getIntroduction() { 
        String introduction = "I give "+fuucksIGive+" fuucks and this thread deserves "+cookiesThisThreadDeserves+" cookies."; 
        return introduction 
    } 
} 
  

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damnsGiven = math.random ( -1, -math.huge ) 
if damnsGiven < 0 then return "Failed to give a damn at John's comment. Try again." 
else return "Hey, you code haxxor, stop it! No damn can be given at John's comment!" end 

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int main() 
{ 
    int a = rand() % 1; 
    if (a == 0) cout << "Im leanring C++" << endl; 
    else cout << "http://www.cprogramming.com/tutorial.html" << endl; 
    system("pause"); 
     
    return 1; 
} 
  

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I cant script. 

WARNING: Load script failed:forum.mtasa.com: "=" Expected near 'cant'

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addCommandHandler ( "lol",   
       function() 
                 outputChatBox ( getPlayerName ( source ) .. " is Laughing his ass off!" , root, 0, 255, 0 )  
end 

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'Activity module 
Sub Process_Globals 
    'These global variables will be declared once when the application starts. 
    'These variables can be accessed from all modules. 
  
End Sub 
  
Sub Globals 
    'These global variables will be redeclared each time the activity is created. 
    'These variables can only be accessed from this module. 
  
End Sub 
  
Sub Activity_Create(FirstTime As Boolean) 
    Activity.LoadLayout("MainMenu") 
End Sub 
  
Sub Activity_Resume 
  
End Sub 
  
Sub Activity_Pause (UserClosed As Boolean) 
  
End Sub 
  
  
  
Sub Button1_Click 
    Msgbox("Hello World", "Just wanted to say HI :D") 
End Sub 

bTW thats a simple code for android wich makes a message box with title hello world and I just wanted to say HI as text

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addCommandHandler ( "lol",   
       function() 
                 outputChatBox ( getPlayerName ( source ) .. " is Laughing his ass off!" , root, 0, 255, 0 )  
end 

WARNING: Wrong argument @ getPlayerName

outputConsole ( "So, wazzup?" ) 

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me = getLocalPlayer

addCommandHandler ( "lol",   
       function() 
                 outputChatBox ( getPlayerName ( me ) .. " is Laughing his ass off!" , root, 0, 255, 0 )  
end 

WARNING: Wrong argument @ getPlayerName

outputConsole ( "So, wazzup?" ) 

outputDebugString("All new" )

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me = getLocalPlayer

ERROR: "(" expected near "getLocalPlayer"

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kickPlayer ( getPlayerFromName ( "Z3RB1AN" ), "DON'T INSULT THIS AWESOME TOPIC" ) 

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LOADED MODULE: "forum_system"

local hatersGonnaHate = { getUserFromName ( "NikDelgad|GodFather" ), getUserFromName ( "Z3RBIAN" ) } 
function banDaHaters ( time ) 
    for NUMBAH, haterDetected in ipairs ( hatersGonnaHate ) do 
        banUser ( haterDetected ) 
    end 
end 
muteDaHaters ( math.random ( 1, 5 ) * 50 ) 
  

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LOADED MODULE: "forum_system"
local hatersGonnaHate = { getUserFromName ( "NikDelgad|GodFather" ), getUserFromName ( "Z3RBIAN" ) } 
function banDaHaters ( time ) 
    for NUMBAH, haterDetected in ipairs ( hatersGonnaHate ) do 
        banUser ( haterDetected ) 
    end 
end 
muteDaHaters ( math.random ( 1, 5 ) * 50 ) 
  

/stop forum_system 
/stop runcode 

P.S. Your signature is outdated.

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damnsGiven = math.random ( 1, math.huge ) 
if damnsGiven > 0 then return "Ya, ty." 
else return "Fail at giving damns about your comment." end 

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inline void JunkAsm() 
{ 
    char RegisteredUser[50]; 
    strcpy(RegisteredUser, "\0\0V€ƒy†"); 
    _asm 
    { 
        push        eax 
        mov         eax, 1 
        add         eax, 50 
        push        ebx 
        add         eax, ebx 
        sub         ebx, eax 
        push        ebx 
        push        eax 
        mov         eax, ebx 
        mov         ebx,eax 
        mov         eax, 55 
        add         eax, 1 
        sub         eax, 12 
        pop         eax 
        mov         eax, 0 
        pop         ebx 
        mov         ebx, 0 
        pop         ebx 
        mov         eax, ebx 
        add         eax, eax 
        pop         eax 
    } 
} 

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LOADED MODULE: "forum_system"
local hatersGonnaHate = { getUserFromName ( "NikDelgad|GodFather" ), getUserFromName ( "Z3RBIAN" ) } 
function banDaHaters ( time ) 
    for NUMBAH, haterDetected in ipairs ( hatersGonnaHate ) do 
        banUser ( haterDetected ) 
    end 
end 
muteDaHaters ( math.random ( 1, 5 ) * 50 ) 
  

/stop forum_system 
/stop runcode 

P.S. Your signature is outdated.

ACL: Access denied to /stop

ACL: Access denied to /stop

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/run outputChatBox ( "bump" )

/run banUser ( getUserFromName ( "CapY" ), "1h", "You fail at stopping resources brotha" )

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/run outputChatBox ( "bump" )

/run banUser ( getUserFromName ( "CapY" ), "1h", "You fail at stopping resources brotha" )

ACL: Acess Denied(Ban)

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ACL: Acess Denied(Ban)

ERROR: At line 1: "=" expected near "Access".

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