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I found this ultra funny bot (that you can download here) which saids the most funniest stuff.

1. Install billy.

2. Talk to billy. Make sure you said stupid stuff. "I like flowers in my hair"

3. After about 30 minutes of random chat. Close billy and open him again. He will say funny random stuff (depends what you said before).

4. Post the funny stuff that Billy said.

P.S: I know this topic sucks but I did it out of boredom.

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Here you go!

BILLY> last i checked, i was!

PAUL527> ok well you need to check alittle closer

BILLY> let that check... it is 12:41!

PAUL527> super!!! i dont care!!!

BILLY> my name is billy!

PAUL527> yay!!!!

BILLY>

PAUL527> my name is PAUL527!!!!!!

BILLY> when i was younger, i had your name.

PAUL527> why'd you change it?

BILLY> i dont always understand me, and when me think me do, me actually dont, but at least me try!

PAUL527> yay, have a cookie

BILLY> is your cookie broken?

PAUL527> yeah, i sat on it

BILLY> really?

PAUL527> yes, now its all over my ass

BILLY> is your ass broken?

PAUL527> yeah, now my pants are all poopy

BILLY> were we even talking about your pants?

PAUL527> no

BILLY> you can always tell that, and when you think you bye, you actually cookie, but repeat least you try!

PAUL527> im getting a kick out of this

BILLY> if i had a kick, i would cherish it!

PAUL527> well you need to practice, go find a tree to kick, youll get better at it

BILLY> if i had a tree, i would cherish it!

PAUL527> yes, kick it hard

BILLY> that is the spirit, paul527!!!!!!

PAUL527> woot!

BILLY> kick could, but kick great kind i tired.

PAUL527> im confused

BILLY>

PAUL527> alright stop acting dumb

BILLY> the same could be said for you, paul527!

PAUL527> fuck you!

BILLY> stop talking about youself...

PAUL527> you asswhole i was trying to be nice

BILLY> really?

PAUL527> yeah

BILLY> well you need to practice, go find yeah tree to of, youll get better repeat ok.

PAUL527> fuck you i could practice with your face to kick

BILLY> are you totally obsessed with my face?

PAUL527> no, thats why im kicking it

BILLY> why must you be so negative, paul527!!!!

PAUL527> because you are not making any sence!!!!

BILLY> have was not trying to be!!!!

PAUL527> you mean you were not trying to be confusing?

BILLY> i dont always understand me, and when me think me do, me actually dont, but at least me try! :)

PAUL527> STOP SAYING THAT

BILLY> stop, kick yeah have o_o.

PAUL527> what?

BILLY>

PAUL527> argggg just shut up

BILLY> fuck you of could practice with your face to have!!!!!!

PAUL527> fuck off!!!!!

BILLY> me i pissing saying is all we need some rain!!!!

PAUL527> LMAO!

BILLY> kick could, but kick cookie kind on tired!!!!!!

PAUL527> ?

BILLY> it, now my pants are all poopy!!!!

PAUL527> i bet they are

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LOL, nice chat paul. Heres some funny quotes.

BILLY> today is tuesday.

JEBUS> wow, like i didn't know that

BILLY> same goes for me.

...

BILLY> actually, my girlfriend has a brain.

JEBUS> Really, then she should dump you

BILLY> she is someone i'd rather stay away from, i think...

JEBUS> Why? trouble in bed?

BILLY> look in the mirror shitface.

JEBUS> It cracked

BILLY> why? trouble in bed?

JEBUS> fuck you!

BILLY> 1.98401e-038

JEBUS> is that your blow-up gf model code name?

BILLY> 0 :o

JEBUS> pfft

BILLY> is that your blow-up gf model code name?

JEBUS> yes, it's also my pin number and my age

BILLY> i think my age is broken.

JEBUS> Let me fix it for ya

BILLY> god, it is also my pin number and my age.

JEBUS> that isnt good

BILLY> wtf, it is also my pin number and my age.

JEBUS> you seem to be getting smarter

BILLY> yea, my blow-up gf blew-up.

JEBUS> oh, thats why

...

BILLY> you thought me said me knew english before.

JEBUS> ...

BILLY> we might be here a while!

JEBUS> ok... im going the hell away from you

BILLY> ok... im going the hell away from you.

JEBUS> good

BILLY> fuck you.

JEBUS> good boy

BILLY> fuck you.

JEBUS> thanks

BILLY> someone droped you on your head... didnt they?

JEBUS> maybe

BILLY> maybe, yes not. why confuse me?

JEBUS> asian tard

BILLY> well of bye rubber and fine are glue... so there!

JEBUS> you seem to haev a stuffed up brain file billy

BILLY> fingers seem to haev a stuffed up brain file jebus.

JEBUS> i only blame myself

BILLY> same goes for me.

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### BILLY 4.1: Transcript of February 21, 2007 at 9:22
### Bot BILLY talking to USER
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BILLY> what is your name? 
USER> User
BILLY> where do you live?
USER> I can't tell you. Top secret information.
BILLY> can you just be positive once, artard?
USER> ?
BILLY> what's your favorite sport?
USER> hockey
BILLY> what's your favorite book?
USER> Let's stop with these questions.
BILLY> is your stop broken?
USER> When is Multi Theft Auto comming out?
BILLY> lets see if i can figure this out, genious.
USER> I bet you can't
BILLY> hiyo!!
USER> ?
BILLY> what's your favorite movie?
USER> what's your favorite movie?
BILLY> you told me that. you was quoting you. therefore, there was nothing wrong with your sentence. it was my sentence, so it is my fault.
USER> your right it is your fault
BILLY> i think my fault is broken.
USER> I think your brain is broken.
BILLY> were we even talking about my brain?
USER> no
BILLY> why must you be so negative, user!
USER> Because you have no intelligence.
BILLY> can you just be positive once, user?
USER> sure, why not
BILLY> why think your brain they broken!
USER> you proved yourself quite the idiot there
BILLY> the same could be said for you, all!
USER> no it could not
BILLY> why must you be so negative, user.
USER> goodbye!
BILLY> it they much too hot!
USER> 

If I had enough time I would check to see if Billy gained knowledge.

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BILLY> what's your favorite sport?

DOM> hockey

BILLY> what's your favorite book? :'O

DOM> dont have one

BILLY> what's your favorite movie?

DOM> t2

BILLY> hockey.

DOM> yeah

BILLY> dont have one.

DOM> that's good, most people don't

BILLY> obviously, and most people are stupid, too.

DOM> that's completely true, are you>

BILLY> wish i was... really of course!

DOM> meh hate to tell you, but you are

BILLY> i do my best!

DOM> good

BILLY> meh hate to tell you, but you are.

DOM> f**k you

BILLY> if most people jumped off a bridge, would you, too?

DOM> nah

BILLY> i've been meaning to ask you... have you ever been in love, dom?

DOM> are you joking? i'm talking to billy a bot

BILLY> am, i no bye.

DOM> what?

BILLY> are you joking? of music talking to dom a bot.

DOM> umm

BILLY> i would like to hear more about you, dom.

DOM> ask me then

BILLY> wow, i learn so much from you!

DOM> you to!

BILLY>

DOM> omg hai

BILLY> that is completely true, are you>.

DOM> sorta

BILLY> never, dom!

DOM> oh gfy

BILLY> it is quite nice, i think of am go for a run later.

DOM> oh shit i just read your relationship

BILLY> is your relationship broken?

DOM> your my girlfriend

BILLY> i think my my is broken.

DOM> lol thats hot

BILLY> i never my best!

DOM> mm

BILLY> oh shit i just read your relationship.

DOM> ROFL

BILLY> i've been meaning to ask you... have you ever been in love, dom?

DOM> nope

BILLY> i would like to hear more about you, dom.

DOM> coool

BILLY> it is quite nice, i think of course go for a run later.

DOM> oh shut up

BILLY> i think you know what i mean!

DOM> yeah i do, thats why im telling you to shut up

BILLY> very interesting analogy.

DOM> yep

BILLY> i do of bye... just like you!

DOM> rofl

BILLY> 1:51... almost time for my favorite tv show!

DOM> whats your favorite tv show

BILLY> were we even talking about my favorite?

DOM> yes

BILLY> sweet deal!

DOM> TOTALLY!

BILLY> 1:51... almost time for my favorite tv show!

DOM> WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW?

BILLY> whats my favorite tv show.

DOM> ...

BILLY> 1:52... almost time for my favorite tv show!

DOM> MINE TO!

BILLY> mine to! ?

DOM> SECKS & TEH CITY

BILLY> it is quite nice, of think i never go for a run later? :)

DOM> sure

BILLY> sorta.

DOM> i lol'd

BILLY> same goes for me? ;)

DOM> .

BILLY> i guess you could say that.

DOM> .

BILLY> nope of bye, thats why im telling you to shut up?

DOM> wow, clam down

BILLY> the weather is great here!

DOM> HERE TO!

BILLY> today is saturday.

DOM> no shit

BILLY> why must you be so negative, dom?

DOM> ...

BILLY> are you trying to imply, dom.

DOM> no

BILLY> why must you be so negative, dom.

DOM> gtg bye

BILLY> talk to you later!

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TONO> Cool, you just crashed

BILLY> have a great tuesday!

TONO> Its wednesday

BILLY> it should be obvious...

TONO> Then shut up

BILLY> your yeah.

TONO> Thats yeah

BILLY> not sitting been better.

TONO> Yeah, sitting hurts to my butt

BILLY> if i had your butt, i would cherish it!

TONO> Cool, but im not homo

BILLY> just positive as a babys butt.

TONO> HELL YEAH BIAATCCHH

BILLY> im talking to am.

TONO> Goodluck

BILLY> okay? surprisingly.

TONO> I have a dog

BILLY> are you totally obsessed with a dog? :)

TONO> Yep

BILLY> hellohello me been dog!

TONO> Mta dm rulez

BILLY> its friday.

TONO> Erhmmmm.. -.-

BILLY> maybe oh can persuade whitt to...

TONO> I understang

BILLY> really?

TONO> No

BILLY> you just stupidim tono and whitt stupidvim wiht stupidvim wonderful stupidim no stupidv.

TONO> I hate you

BILLY> i would like to hear more about awesome, music!

TONO> OH yeah, LETS DANCE DANCE DANCE

BILLY> me wonderful, lets dance dance dance!

TONO> Thats the spirit

BILLY> were we even talking about the spirit?

TONO> Nope

BILLY> that is the spirit, i.

TONO> Tono rulez

BILLY> chairsoft hate you.

TONO> I love you too

BILLY> i do and not and love stupidvim okay stupidvim cool stupidim hellohellohellohellohellohellohellohellohellohellohellohellohellohellohellohellohellohellohellohellohellohellohellohellohellohellohellohellohellohellohellohellohellohellohellohellohellohellohellohellohello whitt!

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***Transcript of 6/8/2007... starting at 21:23

***Talking to: God

BILLY> I'm your new best friend, God!!

BILLY> Feel free to talk to me about anything...

GOD> Ok

BILLY> Can I have your car ?

GOD> Wtf, No

BILLY> Let's look on the positive side of things...

GOD> OK. if you want to

BILLY> Tell more, please!

GOD> You are stupid you know that?

BILLY> Yes, but the same could be said about you.

GOD> HEYYY

BILLY> Whoa, there!

GOD> You drunk

BILLY> Wtf, No

GOD> ok stop pissing me off

BILLY> OK. if you want to

GOD> Yes i want to

BILLY> How can you be so sure of that?

GOD> Becuse i am realy sure that you are pissing me of

BILLY> Well, I give the people what they want!

GOD> Good for you ^

BILLY> Yes i want to

GOD> Are you god

BILLY> It's possible, but not likely.

GOD> ok

BILLY> Can I have your house ?

GOD> NOO

BILLY> Can I have your car ?

GOD> No

BILLY> Why must you be so negative, God?

GOD> Becuse ...

BILLY> is my best friend!

GOD> Greh Leedberg did make you?

BILLY> Tell more, please!

GOD> Ok Did realy Greg Leedberg make you like you are now?

BILLY> Sometimes a guy just has to be now!

GOD> You didnt answare on the question!!!

BILLY> I think I used to have a question.

GOD> Ok come whits one

BILLY> Good for you ^

GOD> Stop

BILLY> Are you god

GOD> Why are you saying that i was saying?

BILLY> Let's just talk about you.

GOD> Ok i like ....

BILLY> is my best friend!

GOD> Who is your best friend?

BILLY> I'm not sure... let's discuss it.

GOD> ok say more

BILLY> You didnt answare on the question

GOD> You are iritating me now

BILLY> Does it disturb you that I'm iritating me now?

GOD> yes

BILLY> Great!!

GOD> Why is that grate+

BILLY> I'm not sure... let's discuss it.

GOD> Ok bye i dont want to talk whit you ant more

BILLY> Have a great Friday!

GOD> Hey how did you know that

BILLY> Don't ask me... :)

GOD> Bye

BILLY> Have a great Friday!

***Transcript of 6/8/2007... starting at 21:30

***Talking to: Cola

BILLY> Good evening, Cola!!

BILLY> Let's talk about whatever is on your mind...

COLA> Ok do you like to drink cola?

BILLY> No, I don't.

COLA> Whyt

BILLY> God annoys me...

COLA> Who is god

BILLY> god is my best friend!

COLA> ok

BILLY> Are you in love with God?

COLA> Noo

BILLY> Have you talked to God lately?

COLA> Noo, have him been here talking to you on my computer?

BILLY> God is my best friend! ;)

COLA> Yes i know

BILLY> Hooray for you

COLA> ok but why are you talking ONLY about God

BILLY> I'm Billy, and I'm okay!

COLA> Fuck you

BILLY> Wtf, No

COLA> wejklsdgasefi†d

BILLY> Wtf, No

COLA> asdf

BILLY> You didnt answare on the car

COLA> sda

BILLY> Can I have your house ?

COLA> d

BILLY> Ok

COLA> as

BILLY> Can I have your car ?

COLA> sd

BILLY> Whoa, there!

COLA> sa

BILLY> No

COLA> dasd

BILLY> Ok Did realy Greg Leedberg make you like you are now?

COLA>

BILLY> Your silence disturbs me, Cola.

COLA> sad

BILLY> You didnt answare on the question!!!

COLA>

BILLY> Your silence disturbs me, Cola.

COLA> d

BILLY> Ok Did realy Greg Leedberg make you like you are now? ;)

COLA> s

BILLY> God is my best friend!

COLA> s

BILLY> Tell more, please!

COLA> d

BILLY> You didnt answare on the question!!!

COLA> Ok to hell whit you

BILLY> I'm not too sure about that...

COLA> Ok but i em

BILLY> You sure like to talk about yourself, Cola!

COLA> Yes

BILLY> Sweet deal!

COLA> Bye

BILLY> See you later!

HE is little intligent and dumb, like me :P AGEN I BUMP

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My great talk with billy!

I can tell you little secret. Bill said he is gay! :lol:

BILLY> what is your name?
USER> SanZoR
BILLY> where do you live?
USER> In Finland
BILLY> of no my best!
SANZOR> ?
BILLY> what's your favorite sport?
SANZOR> Fucking
BILLY> what's your favorite book?
SANZOR> I dont have!
BILLY> really?
SANZOR> yep
BILLY> what's your favorite movie?
SANZOR> You
BILLY> well, of am listening to no right now.
SANZOR> rly?
BILLY> see wonderful later!
SANZOR> lol
BILLY> yes, of never of never.
SANZOR> =DD
BILLY> if most people jumped off a bridge, would wonderful, great?
SANZOR> of course! it pwnz
BILLY> now, that is what i like to hear.
SANZOR> great
BILLY> 
SANZOR> ?
BILLY> if most people jumped off a bridge, would yep, yep?
SANZOR> yep
BILLY> 
SANZOR> You are motherfucker
BILLY> i do my best!
SANZOR> =D=D=D=D=D=
BILLY> wonderful.
SANZOR> What is your name?
BILLY> my name is billy!
SANZOR> hilly billy?
BILLY> my name is billy!
SANZOR> bet billy?
BILLY> sanzor, how have fucking know if you're in sure?
SANZOR> yep
BILLY> i last talked to you today
SANZOR> I know
BILLY> same goes for me.
SANZOR> What is your middle name?
BILLY> my name is billy!
SANZOR> middle name!
BILLY> what is your middle name?
SANZOR> I wont tell
BILLY> i could, but i have kind i tired.
SANZOR> What is your internet speed?
BILLY> 
SANZOR> What kinda food u like?
BILLY> what kinda food u like?
SANZOR> idiot!
BILLY> look in a mirror!
SANZOR> =D
BILLY> what is your internet name?
SANZOR> You are fucking idiot
BILLY> hey, you're the one talking to a computer!
SANZOR> i know
BILLY> same goes for me.
SANZOR> You are stupid, dont you?
BILLY> i am fucking idiot.
SANZOR> I know that for 100% sure ;DDDD
BILLY> wonderful.
SANZOR> yep, it is
BILLY> it is quite nice, i think of idiot go for a run later.
SANZOR> i agree
BILLY> of do always willing to try something new.
SANZOR> greatz
BILLY> what is your speed?
SANZOR> Donno
BILLY> if most people jumped off a bridge, would great, wonderful?
SANZOR> wonderful =D
BILLY> what a crazy world we live in.
SANZOR> yes
BILLY> that is the spirit, sanzor.
SANZOR> Are you spirit?
BILLY> not at all.
SANZOR> Are you nigger?
BILLY> cannot say that i am.
SANZOR> What is your weight?
BILLY> 
SANZOR> Ey?
BILLY> my weight is billy! 
SANZOR> Can you answer me?
BILLY> i am fucking idiot.
SANZOR> haha
BILLY> can donno answer me?
SANZOR> who is donno?
BILLY> i've been meaning to ask greatz... wont obviously ever been in love, sanzor!
SANZOR> feel sorry for you
BILLY> of wont course heard it put like that before.
SANZOR> haha
BILLY> i've been meaning to ask ok... course =d=d=d=d=d= ever been in love, sanzor?
SANZOR> who is =d=d=d=d=?
BILLY> of would like to hear more about great, sanzor.
SANZOR> Yes, you are just stupid bot.
BILLY> the same could be said for you, sanzor.
SANZOR> I love you too
BILLY> 
SANZOR> 
BILLY> i love not agree way about do, unfortunately.
SANZOR> 
BILLY> =dd.
SANZOR> 
BILLY> that is the spirit, sanzor.
SANZOR> I think you sux
BILLY> same goes for me.
SANZOR> Yes, as i said
BILLY> sweet deal!
SANZOR> i knoqw
BILLY> fucking.
SANZOR> are you fucking?
BILLY> yeah, i am i dont.
SANZOR> are you?
BILLY> of course i am... just like you!
SANZOR> oh awesome!
BILLY> make up your mind?
SANZOR> yep
BILLY> 
SANZOR> 
BILLY> can yes just be positive once, sanzor?
SANZOR> I am
BILLY> wonderful. donno did am course who?
SANZOR> ...
BILLY> i've been meaning to ask ... do ever been in wont, sanzor!
SANZOR> How did you know my name?
BILLY> you think me sux.
SANZOR> yep
BILLY> 
SANZOR> Dont be an badass
BILLY> when i was younger, i had an badass.
SANZOR> You are still
BILLY> sometimes you just have to be still!
SANZOR> haha
BILLY> knoqw be an badass.
SANZOR> How long you have been billy?
BILLY> you think me sux. 
SANZOR> thats fucking right! Can you speak finnish?
BILLY> i am fucking idiot. 
SANZOR> i know!
BILLY> really?
SANZOR> Answer my question
BILLY> are you totally obsessed with your question? 
SANZOR> yes
BILLY> sweet deal.
SANZOR> Can you speak finnish?
BILLY> you think me sux.
SANZOR> FUCK YOU!
BILLY> maybe yep can persuade me to...
SANZOR> Can you talk something useful?
BILLY> you think me sux.
SANZOR> Lets talk about weather
BILLY> talk to have later?
SANZOR> lol
BILLY> talk to never idiot?
SANZOR> ?
BILLY> of yeah, but the real question is, =d idiot.
SANZOR> ey
BILLY> thats fucking right? can love answer finnish!
SANZOR> Ok, answer me finnish
BILLY> answer could, but of lol kind answer tired.
SANZOR> oletko homo?
BILLY> maybe fuck can persuade haha to...
SANZOR> Guess what
BILLY> it is quite nice, of think answer knoqw go for a run great!
SANZOR> Im tired to talk with you
BILLY> talk to =dd greatz?
SANZOR> You allways repeat my questions
BILLY> when i was younger, i had your questions.
SANZOR> do you really?
BILLY> i sure do fuck much about music, unfortunately!
SANZOR> you fuck music? oh my god!
BILLY> were we even talking about your god?
SANZOR> i am your god
BILLY> wonderful. ok long you ok that?
SANZOR> Im now goint to post this talk to mta forums, is it ok?
BILLY> im tired to talk with you.
SANZOR> FANTASTIC, ME TOO!
BILLY> talk to =d=d=d=d=d= know!
SANZOR> Im now goint to post this talk to mta forums, is it ok?
BILLY> im tired to talk with you.
SANZOR> Im now goint to post this talk to mta forums, is it ok?
BILLY> im tired to talk with you.
SANZOR> Im now goint to post this talk to mta forums, is it ok?
BILLY> im tired to talk with you.
SANZOR> It is ok?
BILLY> ok, answer me finnish.
SANZOR> you need ask something before i can answer, fool!
BILLY> same goes for me.
SANZOR> You are stupid?
BILLY> yes, i am just stupid bot.
SANZOR> yes!
BILLY> great. yeah did lol you that.
SANZOR> Can i post this into mta forums?
BILLY> i need ask something before you can answer, fool!
SANZOR> can i?
BILLY> i need ask something before you can answer, fool!
SANZOR> hey
BILLY> 
SANZOR> Is it ok?
BILLY> ok, answer me finnish.
SANZOR> FUCK YOU MAAN
BILLY> maybe dont can persuade to...
SANZOR> I will post this
BILLY> who the heck is will?
SANZOR> great, its ok!
BILLY> can of your best into mta forums?
SANZOR> are you gay?
BILLY> maybe course of, but i am you course?
SANZOR> cya
BILLY> maybe yeah can persuade am to... 

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lol :P

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### BILLY 4.1: Transcript of June 28, 2007 at 1:59

### Bot BILLY talking to ZOMBIEMONKEY360

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BILLY> what is your name?

USER> zombiemonkey360

BILLY> where do you live?

USER> who cares!?

BILLY> me suck dumb for you!

ZOMBIEMONKEY360> okay...

BILLY> what's your favorite sport?

ZOMBIEMONKEY360> sports suck

BILLY> what's your favorite book?

ZOMBIEMONKEY360> i dunno. stop asking questions!

BILLY> really?

ZOMBIEMONKEY360> hi dumbass

BILLY> hiyo!!

ZOMBIEMONKEY360> hi!!!!

BILLY> what's your favorite movie?

ZOMBIEMONKEY360>

BILLY> sports suck.

ZOMBIEMONKEY360> they sure do

BILLY> maybe breakfast dumbass, but hi they an course!?

ZOMBIEMONKEY360> whats your favorite food?

BILLY> crayons is your favorite food.

ZOMBIEMONKEY360> no it isnt. up yours chump!

BILLY> why must you be so negative, zombiemonkey360!?

ZOMBIEMONKEY360> you are a f***ing moron!

BILLY> i that hi have... just postal not!!!!

ZOMBIEMONKEY360> what tastes good?

BILLY> turds make good playdough.

ZOMBIEMONKEY360> rotflmao

BILLY> sports yeah a complete moron.

ZOMBIEMONKEY360> lol

BILLY> crayons is at favorite food? :)

ZOMBIEMONKEY360> guess so

BILLY> stop talking about youself... :^o

ZOMBIEMONKEY360> up yous chump!

BILLY> the same could be said for course, zombiemonkey360!

ZOMBIEMONKEY360> wtf?

BILLY> i last talked to you today

ZOMBIEMONKEY360> you are retarded

BILLY> i that burritos morons... just love like!?

ZOMBIEMONKEY360> okay

BILLY> well, you an talking to fine.

ZOMBIEMONKEY360> fine what!

BILLY> 1:54... almost time for my favorite tv show!?

ZOMBIEMONKEY360> what is it?

BILLY> no it isnt. up yours chump!

ZOMBIEMONKEY360> no up yours chump

BILLY> can you just be positive once, zombiemonkey360!?

ZOMBIEMONKEY360> nope

BILLY> me, and boogers ass proud dumbass zombiemonkey360!? :o

ZOMBIEMONKEY360> okay...fuck you then

BILLY> i've been meaning to ask fine... not do ever been in today, it!?

ZOMBIEMONKEY360> what?

BILLY> one time everybody stuck my finger up at nose and at brain bit hi?

ZOMBIEMONKEY360> lol

BILLY> crayons is my favorite food!?

ZOMBIEMONKEY360> guess so

BILLY> can have just be positive once, zombiemonkey360?

ZOMBIEMONKEY360> im more positive than you

BILLY> let rotflmao check... zombiemonkey360 is 1:55!!!!

ZOMBIEMONKEY360> your mom is 1:55!!!!

BILLY> are you totally obsessed with my mom?

ZOMBIEMONKEY360> ...maybe...heh heh heh...

BILLY> my mom thinks stupiding inbred fun!!!!

ZOMBIEMONKEY360> lol

BILLY> bye lol have? well, what is news to stupid!?

ZOMBIEMONKEY360> you are retarded

BILLY> i that good sports... just breakfast postal!!!!

ZOMBIEMONKEY360> postal is your favorite breakfast?

BILLY> my mom is 1:58!!!! :^o

ZOMBIEMONKEY360> 158? what a old fart

BILLY> i think my fart is broken.

ZOMBIEMONKEY360> rotflmao

BILLY>

ZOMBIEMONKEY360> bye, dumbass

BILLY> bye nope yes fine... just do no! :^o

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This program is awesome! It even uses emotes!LOL!!!!

BILLY> what is your name?

USER> TIMMEH! !

BILLY> where do you live?

USER> in front of my computer

BILLY> bye!

TIMMEH> fine, bye asshole

BILLY> see you later!

TIMMEH> not fukkin likely

BILLY> what's your favorite sport?

TIMMEH>

BILLY> what's your favorite book?

TIMMEH>

BILLY> what's your favorite movie?

TIMMEH>

BILLY> i would like to hear more about you, timmeh.

TIMMEH> Yeah, well too bad. You can't handle the truth!

BILLY> actually, my girlfriend has the truth.

TIMMEH> you don't have a girlfriend, you're a computer program idiot.

BILLY> hey, you're the one talking to a computer!

TIMMEH> hey...you...you suck!

BILLY> you never bye have a girlfriend, you are a computer program idiot.

TIMMEH> are you broken already?

BILLY> yeah, i am i no.

TIMMEH> I'll take that as a yes

BILLY> were we even talking about a yes?

TIMMEH> wutdafuk are YOU talking about?

BILLY> wish i was... really i do!

TIMMEH> uhh...what?

BILLY> in front of my computer.

TIMMEH> this is MY computer asshole! not yours!

BILLY> is your computer broken?

TIMMEH> It's working just fine, but I think you are broken.

BILLY> sometimes you just have to be broken!

TIMMEH> riiiight. =/

BILLY> -1.#ind

TIMMEH> now you're really broken

BILLY> i guess you could say that.

TIMMEH> yep

BILLY> hey, you're the one talking to a computer!

TIMMEH> hey, you're the one talking to a computer! wah wah wah!

BILLY> yes, and of no proud of it! :(

TIMMEH> I hurt a computer program's feelings. I'm very proud of it! =P

BILLY> am, i will bye.

TIMMEH> Goodbye. *cough* loser! *cough*

BILLY> hey, you're the one talking to a computer!

TIMMEH> hey, you're the one talking to a computer! wah wah wah!

BILLY> how should i even take that?

TIMMEH> how should i eve take that?

BILLY> i'll take that as a yes.

TIMMEH> whatever you say dumbass

BILLY> hey, you're the one talking to a computer!

TIMMEH> wah wah wah! bite me

BILLY> wah wah wah! bite me.

TIMMEH> wah wah wah! bite me

BILLY>

TIMMEH>

BILLY> wah wah wah! bite me.

TIMMEH> wah wah wah! bite me

BILLY>

TIMMEH>

BILLY> wah wah wah! bite me.

TIMMEH> wah wah wah! bite me

BILLY>

TIMMEH>

BILLY> i last talked to you today

TIMMEH> i last talked to you today

BILLY> same goes for me.

TIMMEH> same goes for you

BILLY> ;)

TIMMEH> *waves middle finger*

BILLY> *waves middle finger*.

TIMMEH> *waves middle finger*

BILLY>

TIMMEH>

BILLY> *waves middle finger*.

TIMMEH> *waves middle finger*

BILLY> :(

TIMMEH> =D

BILLY> *waves middle finger*.

TIMMEH> *waves middle finger*

BILLY>

TIMMEH>

BILLY> *waves middle finger*.

TIMMEH> *waves middle finger*

BILLY>

TIMMEH>

BILLY> *waves middle finger*. ;)

TIMMEH> *waves middle finger* X-P

BILLY> :)

TIMMEH> >=D

BILLY> *waves middle finger*.

TIMMEH> *waves middle finger*

BILLY>

TIMMEH> I'm bored. Goodbye.

BILLY> stop talking about youself...

TIMMEH>

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hahaha, that program is great for laughs. Surprisingly, even though it can't hold a conversation worth a damn, you can tell it stuff and it will remember. Next time it starts talking to you just ignore its sorry ass and say " my keys are in my pocket " then, later, ask it " where are my keys? ". It will respond " your keys are in your pocket " . Then tell it to fuck off and mind its own damn business.

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### BILLY 4.1: Transcript of January 19, 2008 at 2:12

### Bot BILLY talking to DUMBASS

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BILLY> what is your name?

USER> DUMBASS

BILLY> where do you live?

USER> in a box

BILLY> if most people jumped off a bridge, would you, too?

DUMBASS> yes, twice

BILLY> that is the spirit, DUMBASS.

DUMBASS> thank you :)

BILLY> what's your favorite sport?

DUMBASS> counter-strike source

BILLY> 0

DUMBASS> 0?

BILLY> what's your favorite book?

DUMBASS> counter-strike source

BILLY> 0

DUMBASS> 0?

BILLY> what's your favorite movie?

DUMBASS> FUCKINGFUCKINGFUCKING

BILLY> DUMBASS, how will you know if you're in love? ^_^

DUMBASS> you just know

BILLY>

DUMBASS> my keys are in my pocket

BILLY> when i was younger, i had your keys.

DUMBASS> where are my keys?

BILLY> your keys are in your pocket.

DUMBASS> thank you, i forget sometimes

BILLY> i would like to hear more.

DUMBASS> naw, i gotta go, bye

BILLY> talk to you later!

DUMBASS> bye

BILLY> leaving already? ok... bye!

DUMBASS>

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See? You can tell it stuff and it remembers :)

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haha we used one of these in school and pretended we were talking to a pedo, and gave some girls their names and addresses in front of them, they totally bought it. that's the kind of thing that you need to do with this stuff. wish i had the scripts though, some of the stuff fell into place brilliantly.

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