/me finds you and wraps you up in a lino (somehow), takes you to the nearest forest, rapes you, drives back to a b+q (forgot the shovel) drives back to the forest and re-wraps the lino and digs a hole,
/me then throws you the pit heads to bp to get petroleum and a lighter and drives back to bury you...then sets fire to the forest and runs out leaving the car behind and screaming "the lamposts will take over mary"