BleednKuntz

Stay tuned bkz fans! The almighty immortal of GTA announces his official return upon completion of the SA dm mod! Let the blood spill and the bodies fall, mass murder and chaos reigns! Ok a lil bit hyper I know, but I do really miss the good old days of blasting everyone in sight till they cried mercy I'm hoping for the best for the SA mod. See you all soon, you hope not

* 3 Kick 1 Ban joins. * %KFC%Camaro joins. [{ULK}Kuntz] lol nice nam [GhengisKung] hmm [Grandma] this scazzel guy keeps teleporting and stuff and when I hit him he doesnt get hurt [{ULK}Kuntz] crash [] change your name to 3 kick 2 ban * 3 Kick 1 Ban parts. [%KFC%Camaro] lol [{ULK}Kuntz] lol [%KFC%Gunny] lol [%KFC%Camaro] lmao * 3 Kick n Ban joins. [Killer] ok but i sometimes do cross 500 [{ULK}Kuntz] rofl [Kick n Ban] how much ban in the nick ?? [Killer] but not eevertime [(N2O) Brian] orlando, eu so o brian [{ULK}Kuntz] lmao [abbajabba] killed WeeJay [(N2O) Brian] onde vc ta? [] I said 2 ban [Killer] can i start?? [3 Kick n Ban] 3 ? [(N2O)Vince] vem no aeroporto ! to dentro dele [abbajabba] killed %KFC%Gunny [Killer] i will sometimes have over 500 ping [%KFC%Camaro] lol [Killer] can i play? * 3 Kick n Ban parts. [%KFC%Gunny hows this name 3 kick 2 ban and 1 IP range ban *3 Kick 2 Ban joins.

[18:07] <@[uLK]kefran> that looks beter [18:07] * @[uLK]kefran GÏVʧ BleednKuntz M&M's (m) (m) (m) (m) (m) mmmm they're good !!! [18:07] <%hopesfall> finally got one in.. damn its burning [18:07] <@BleednKuntz> its like you are trying to communicate with me, I know it. [18:08] <@[uLK]kefran> lool [18:08] <@BleednKuntz> !!! [18:08] <@BleednKuntz> hopesfall, they have cream for that [18:08] <@[uLK]kefran> too bad there aren't any disgusting things in this script [18:08] <@[uLK]kefran> £aughing Õut £oudly

/me agrees with kung thats what help make it a good game, well any game a good onlline mp game . . server rules are set by owner/admin, people dont agree they dont play there hell I stopped playing on official a few days before it went down cause I couldnt control my mouth . . err typing enough not to call someone a kunt

I understand some rules like on ULK server with no heli killing at RS . . that I completly understand . . nothing worse than having a good duel and a heli choppin everyone up but otherwise I play MTA by this rule Killing is necessary, how you kill is up to you.

just wanted to point out the set up [01:39] <{ULK}SexyB> whoever says "im deathbs bitch" first gets a suprise [01:39] <[4D]Prontera> DeathB is my bitch [01:39] <{ULK}SexyB> ... [01:39] <{ULK}SexyB> SAY IT [01:39] <[4D]Prontera> fine =( [01:39] <[4D]Prontera> imnot deathbs bitch [01:39] <{ULK}SexyB> ... [01:39] I'm Deathbs bitch? [01:39] * BleednKuntz takes it dry [01:40] <{ULK}SexyB> SUPRISE!

uhm ROFLMFAO! man been awhile since I laughed that hard

who said I don't?

Here's the order GTA (City names Liberty City, Vice City, San Andreas) GTA London 1969 GTA London 1961 GTA Directors Cut (Includes xtra missions for GTA and London with link to dl 1961) GTA 2 GTA 3 GTA:VC and soon GTA:SA That would be 8, making GTA:SA, GTA 8 And if you want to get real technical, they released GTA1 for DOS originaly, then later re-released GTA for windows, then again rereleased it so it would take both DOS and Windows(Director's Cut), so technicaly you could count those as GTA releases, taking the count up two more to ten, making SA, GTA 10 . . ya I think 4 will prolly be London, that or they will recreate the game once again for 4. and london will be the next game in the series without a number. I have thought since 3, they would follow their original cities, starting with gta1. If this holds true, London should be the next AFTER SA, then probably GTA 4. Just like 1 & 2 London was released as an add on for 1, '61 wasn't publicly released (sold in stores or advertised in mags or tv) was a link to dl from the web site or on game. as far as SA being released on PC of course it will, just Rockstar has contract to develop for Sony first. Where do yo think they write the code and test the game on before burning it to ps2 disc and testing it? a pc? hrmm?

it's prolly two kids, laughing hard, cause they whacked your irc server. Ya big joke haha

Darky on party server, the best is he says and I quote "everyone else cheats and flies cars, I do it and I get kicked or banned for it" ya a cheater that is the victim, at least in his eyes. Witnessed him two days in a row, landed cars in front of me, speed hacks with caddy and other unusually fast vehicles. Not usually the firetruck for once . .guess it's less conspicuous that way

I've hated counter strike since the day it was created, I used to hang out in thier channel in irc for awhile, but the game was really stolen off teh glory of Rainbow 6, if itw asn't for R6 there never would have been CS. The guys that created it were cool guys when they started . . just anothe rbunch of mod makers with an unoriginal idea, but a new idea for the Half Life engine, eventually, through time and popularity, they became complete fucking assholes . . ooo we have Valve helping us now . . well big fucking deal, they screwed TFC and the rest of the HL modding community while CS got help with a new engine and were able to continue CS to be a big seller. Honestly if everyone knew the whole story behind that game, they wouldn't spend another second playing it. Shame when small people get semi big and become complete fucking asses and have nothing more to do with the community other than peddling thier used ideas and shit. I hope the MTA team stays true to all of us, what I haev seen in my short time here I think they will Screw CS and screw HL, I hope Valve goe sthe way of Enron

I see two leaders rappin and braggin Slappin, dawgin and bangin Some talk about smokin Some talk about tokin All I see is ego's floatin All this rhymin is wack Just to talk a little smack Cause I suck y'all Gonna give me flak Just one more thing to say And the last is 140 million sperm And you were the fastest? Your daddy's should have left Your tadpole ass swimming down the mattress

found these guys on the party server, sag&lid, Gtheft and I caught a night or two before. Lover was speed hacking and sag health and speed hacks looks like the boys formed a new cheater clan here's a screenie of thier names. No it wasn't lag either, lover was zipping across starfish strip to beach and back.

funny this gets brought up, I remember the first few days with GTA 3 on the PS2, it seemed like it was urban warfare training . . just a thought

MTA or GTA? MTA I started playing with very first release . remember the 2 people on a server, had to get on at same time . . real choppy cars . . no drivers? GTA since original beta release of demo with 5 minute timer, bought the game when it came out and played countless hours of multiplayer with a few friends of mine . . then nabbed London 1969, and 1961, GTA2 . . all had great mp

I have practiced alot with stubby and any one that has played me recently, Im sure has found that out. My favorite though is the mexican, followed closely by robber then sailor. Ya the mex can whup ass, but as with robber/stubby a good mexican takes practice and time to learn. Not only because of the mol/nade glitch but the m60 can and will be a screwy weapon at times to shoot. Not quite as deadly as a stubby. Many times I'll waste 100 rounds on someone with m60 trying to kill them . . green, yellow, red. . . red . . . red seems to lose synch when I get em down so far . . but I have an idea that may have to do with client lag more than anything, other times it's a one or two shot deal for the other player to die. as far as mex meeting robber, when I get on I am certain that one of you fuckers gonna find me and take me down cause you know how bad I am at avoiding the stubby. but ya if you can switch weapons fast movement at greater speeds is possible. I've chased people down and offed them with m60, switch back to carrying mols and run off. Both classes are deadly if a player practices enough and learns thier weaknesses/strengths . . but in a sense that goes for all the classes, I've come across some bad ass mercs, sailors and cops . . and soem really weak ones. .

honestly I hate stubbies, cause it's always boom, down I go, I get up, boom, dead. No defense against the f'n thing. That's why I became a mollies whore and practiced with the m60. Only defense I have against stubby whores is a good offense

ya that's why I listed the credits for it first too good and too well known for me to try and rip it off. When the mood hits me I'll throw one up

CKY-Chinse Freestyle for those that dont know it here ya go Who wants to taste my general tso...you want to taste my general tso I'm-a give it to you now Who like my chopstick hit you when I shit with my little-ass dick. Yellow If you wanna see me eat Jell-O I never seen nothin' like you before I can kick you higher than you can kick me I can kick you way up into a tree Who wants a taste of my oo-long tea? Ho ha ho ha ho chi chi Everybody in the phone book name Chang wanna see my wang? Neva Good God hit the gong with a bang. WAAA? Everybody wanna see me throw a fireball but that's not right not in real life You will fall down and break a leg Everybody wanna see me break a leg? Well I don't but I like fried rice and I got lice Ching chow woah ching wang woo wice that ain't nice Four for the cookie I only touch it twice Delivery is free but not from me I only charge a dolla fifty fifty five. wanna see me GO GAA? Hit you with the lang. HAI YA! War when I hit you with the shit do a split Take a shit have to go eat my shit kung-fu Want my buffet? You fucking gay, ah Wai-lo hit you with the hay Stay the fuck away Hit you in the balls. Only Americans eat duck sauce And my soy sauce is for you, I can put it in your shoe Watch this- I can tiptoe while you take a piss In my bathroom spy on you while your little boy shits WAAAAAAAAI-YAH! I can kick you if you don't pay the bill And if you want a little mint, that's fifty cent, bitch Everything cost a little bit So don't expect nothin for free, at least from me Ching Chang Chewie I got you from Taiwan city and Hong Kong I just smoked a bong and I can do it all night long And don't mistake me for a Viet Cong I can get you and tackle you take you never see me When I get you and make you Rope you up and put you in a bamboo cage and make you feel all my rage Poke you with a little stick till you page your buddies to come napalm me God damn that shit burned blew away my whole city Ho Chi Minh Shoot a load on your chin God damn thats a sad goygo goodbye And if you wanna come on in You can work in to my world where the yellow shit begins HAI YA Can't be tamed I got shit to control your brain and it's called Egg Foo Yung, En Lo Main So come on in baby and have it just the same HAI YA! HAAAAAH! No wok tow ung di day HA, I don't suppose ha haha Huh? huhhhuhu huh

damn, see what happens when you let a kunt speak?

*EDIT* you are right, this post was hasty in words, I apologize, remove it, and stfu now

I thank you for your gesture of faith and good will amongst players KFG, I think you just need to reign in those ropes a little on your admins. Thank you again.

wasnt real sure where to put this so general seemed more the board than any other. Just wanted to say thanks for the fun on the party server, at least that is till joker decided to be a little bitch and ban me, only reason, I have been kicking his ass repeatedly and he can't handle it. Started with joker rodent and sergio, shot all three of them at the same time, mind you, they shot at me first, yes they were trying to catch a cheater, as was I trying to help, but they decided to turn and try and get a quick kill on me. Instead I shot all three of them never once being touched by thier shots. They kicked me, joker knowing who I am, and not an imposter. When I complained to them about this they threatened a ban. I came back on today, started playing, didnt say a word to anyone about anything, just there to play, joker, Mr.X and Utopia were there. Again I started kicking joker around, not activly hunting him, just running into him and killing him. So he had Mr.X ban me. As I was kicked Utopia even asked them why . . Real adult way of handling admin there joker, someone with a little skill comes along and you ban them. Hell where do you think I learned half the tricks and skills from? Playing with KFC, DA, ULK . . and the rest of the clans. I guess I'm sorry for learning from you guys and gaining skills from being killed over and over by all of you for the longest time. Just shows how lame people can be, and I thought hacks were the lamest. Yes I know, as admins they can do as they please, but really, kicking someone simply cause they are slightly better than you or at very least having a good streak of wins is lame. No worries though don't really care about going back to party server, other servers out there, just at least thought people should know, if you have skillz dont go on the party server . .they just gonna ban you. *EDIT* Spoke with joker, rodent said I was pausing, ya I have never been known to pull bullshit like that on people, yet another lame excuse, and sry for the mistake on where to put this. Just wasn't sure of proper board now I know thank you .

/me raises a blunt to G & Mad *now he edits it* ya I was pissed about mah doppleganger till someone told me I should see it more as a compliment than an insult, means he likes me