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sorry for the misunderstanding ron

yeah but we know you like us more, right?

I second that, hands down cheaters are the worst players in mta, takes them a very long time to kill me, and its usually because i empty all my weapons on them and give in for a fast ammo refill

look for stevem's vc limit adjuster on any site that has alot of mods/utilities for GTA and use it to increase streaming memory and make sure your frame limiter is on and if that still doesnt work try upgrading your PC or turning down your res and draw distance or something

I do this one alot nothing feels better than ruining a cheaters game

LOL i heard about that from someone

LOL so when you going to visit the crusha in reno gary?

dood! tell me how i can be rated M for mature? gta:sa > halo 2

seen all that other stuff before, but the giant taxi is cool

this is mta. these pale, pasty nerds dont have big enough arms for a proper tatt

MeSsInA, mta and gtavc are loaded with viri and spyware. everyones lying to you about their spyware scans coming up clean because its a big conspiracy to ruin your expensive supercomputer with spyware and virus. now go alert the media

i think its time i confessed. i made the bot

heh theres already a thread somewhere around here about UA and how lame their admin's are.

color codes would be great for team play

heh thanks i needed a good laugh

whatever happened to a ban from the server? not good enough?

[spam] hells satans was the name of a biker gang started by homer simpson. [/spam] good luck with the gang, i hope you guys get into mta and are successful, we need more gangs on the scene...

yeah, for UA clan it sure is

what the hell... blasta members actually play mta? *runs back in game

LOL just how i imagined the russian players that whined about me and bishop killing them on some russian server a few days ago in broken english

talking shit? LOL i had no problem with UA whatsoever, i actually liked you guys because you were so easy to own and your server always had some noob UA in it to kill, until you banned me for stomping all over you guys. thats just lame. oh well, have fun playing with unskilled players in your server since you apparently like to ban all the mta veterans and pros

0.4.1 works perfectly for me... dont like the delay after firing your stubby? jump immediately after firing. or use the crouch glitch if you play like that dont like getting killed by 3 m60 bullets? learn how to dodge and predict your opponent better. the trick is to jump or run as your enemy raises their weapon to fire, not after they already started shooting... dont like it when you and your enemy are both shooting eachother, but your shots dont go through and you die? stop firing as soon as you notice your shots not doing damage, and move a short distance, stop so that your aiming cirlce is on target as soon as you stop moving, and fire. repeat as necessary. dont like the fact that the m60 is "useless" at close ranges? dont be foolish, the m60 is for long range fighting... of course you can use the m60 or m4 at close range against a stubby user, but you better be damn sure you can predict your opponent and you better be really good at dodging and aiming, so you always get that first shot

meh, UA are noobs... the kind of noobs that are noobs but dont know it, or refuse to accept it and let us vets school em' anyways, i was banned from their server for killing 6 of them when they tried to team me. honestly i dont care, they arent even a challenge at all. they are a waste of my time, and i am better off spending my time playing with a respectable gang with some skilled members... and if they want to ban all the good players in mta like they have been doing, they can go right ahead. because when it comes time for them to have a gangwar with some other gang, they will get obliterated. why? because they ban anyone who kills them from their server. so keep on keepin on UA, i look forward to having a gangwar with you guys someday

lmao.. Ohhhh Vass... I'd agree though, look at all the packing in the ULK server. There's always a lot of packing on that server! yeah, fudge packing