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[FBI]Mac-10

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  1. lets say, when i go to my bookmarks, open the MTA forum bookmark, go to therhyming thread, i look at where i should be posting, i click the new reply or w/e then i start spit and typin at the same time, but i spit faster than i type so sometimes it comes out funny lolz
  2. now that you two have fudged up this thread talkin about funny named places i guess ima have to set the mood. this will be a couple verses on ways of killing you, or something. yo, since birth, ive hated the earth, murder a whore, ive hated you more, what would happen, i wonda, kid ur six feet unda, your the artist formally known as livin, im killin with these morbid thoughts im givin, forgiven by the rest, the press, runs to tape record your bloody mess, there's witnesses on site, but kid, i dont care i got no stage fright, ill make you croak, theres nothing stopping me from putting a screwdriver in yer throat, do it slow, so you can feel your blood flow, nigguhz got beef? well its funny cuz im hungry for meat, im lookin for bodies to beat, did i mention that im 1337? ill put you to sleep with my hand curled around tha heata, the darker ya blood, then i know its tastin sweeta, im not makin any sense but im bustin rhymes, and if you talkin shit then you know im packin nines, im the king of crimes im out. peace
  3. mang, quit messin around with bugs and play the game
  4. so anyways, judging by what you say, i can tell u die more than you kill. thats it. LOL i suggest you shut up because you have lost your priveledge to put your opinions in. **edit** the "uzi-like" gun you're talking about that the rockstar uses is a tech-9, the smg that phil uses is the mac-10 (get it right - i just added that in cuz its by-far the coolest smg---IMObtw)
  5. so far the only funny ones have been the stabs at KFC and the VCP Ranson one (trans) and the 2 i pwnd deathb with one the 1st and 2nd pages.
  6. LOL that.....was....COMPLETELY off topic!! HAHA nipple hairs !!! that kinda reminds me .... nvm PEACE
  7. heres my last one. im sorry. last one i swear. (for deathb its the last one) DeathB in a timemachine :D:D
  8. ROFL thats how ya do it!!! LOLOL heres something along those lines, maybe not appropriate...but im sure it will be removed if not appropriate. [EDIT]ah hell [EDIT EDITED] Nah, i dont feel like getting banned.... DeathB and the reaction to the birthday present i got him last year. DeathB's photo album
  9. that was some ill shit, but this verse is gonna kill it, drinkin mad whiskey, im feelin a tad frisky ill spin by your place and open your wifes legs for the bangin, hit that shit hot while u let it freeze, give those titties a squeeze then im off to find another p*ssy to please, release, the safety countin my clips i get lost at 80, bitch u dun want none this, so dont front this, im makin appearances, f*ck clearances, im higher than con-air dont stare, you'll find yourself in your death bed to me your just a lost terd, dont make me reveal my mossberg, cuz ill throw you to the rug, insert you with some slug, turn the page in the family photo, look theres me with the 12 guage what u ask a me, my shit is pure blasphemy, im in a rage time for the next stage im not makin sence, for what your worth my moneys spent.
  10. If he is a smart cheater he would change all of his heli stats to car stats so Heli blades are ineffective against him (from his client side) on your side if might chop him up, but no damage. On the otherhand, if he flies a firetruck for instance, then that means his stats for the firetruck have been changed to a heli for handling ID. :: Go after him with the fire truck of doom! hehehehe
  11. This is the last one, i swear, (for now)
  12. check this. my cat burns, i swear.
  13. You can use any MP3 player in the back of MTA, dont use Kazaa cuz it will only play one song then you have to go play another one.,. personally i use the MP3's in the folder and listen to it, i dont get out my car until my 2Pac song (ghost) is done, ((sick song)), but other than that i use WMP9
  14. - wth is up with you. It's because his computer was slower than yours when loading the other part of vice city. He was controlling the vehicle, but since you didn't recieve any new data, (he was waiting for loadscreen) you just fall down. Perfectly normal in our current tech. Fly higher, or try to stay over a bridge when you are near a loading zone. kk i understand, i read the post before i posted but i wasnt sure if that was the same problem or just a glitch, i ride with pass all the time and that was the FIRST time it happend.
  15. yea anyways... {FBI}Mac-10 enters the game {FBI}Mac-10: yo, yo, when i enter the game just keep playin the same cuz sooner or later your gonna need someone to blame, and flame but i dont give a fuck cuz kid, you suck, cuz kid, when i grab my gats, u might as well figure your erased, cuz im chasin you down little haiti and out the window with the mac, FBI crew in tha back, relax, while i snap your back, crack, smack your bitch-ass up and then im off to find another ass to harass. Best believin im waitin for you to spawn, have you sprawled across the lawn, in frona the airport, thats what im there for, ill fuck up everything that you care for, i take your own gat throw my clip in, cock the hammer back and *BLAAAAAAAAAAAAT* splat ur done kid. so c me, u betta run kid, and i aint playun, MTA's a game but im homocidal is all im sayun, im sprayun all my hollowpoints at ya, follow joints after joints and blowin tokes is what i do, so think twice about your actions when im followin you. WASTED! {FBI}Mac-10 has pwned you! {FBI}Mac-10: LMAO {FBI}Mac-10 timed out
  16. nah i need a mic, i got some sic beats to record over...im currently on the phone il be back to spit an MTA rhyme, look out DeathB.
  17. cover up the conspiracy just like my fuckin government,... isnt that right DeathB?
  18. Im holdin the grip on my mac im comin up on you from the back im aimin at your head injectin you with lead bitch learn from what i said, im leavin you squirtin red when i empty my clips in, or more than half than, you got so many holes in ya you look like an afgan, leave you in a trashcan now your crawlin with bugs, when ppl see your corpse it gonna make em nervous, cuz you got bugs on every inch of your epidermis im tryin to spit, im kinda like eminem, but im gettin bugged by Tek on msn close the curtain, u know i be gettin the fuckin blood squirtin, push the fuckin punk off the plank, i be turnin coca-cola cans into shanks, i twish the fuckin flesh into grotesque proportions i use a chainsaw (vrn vrn vrrrrrrrnnn) when im performin an abortion, i portion off all your fuckin parts, your corpse smells worse than putrid farts, im done this one i cant think of nothing else right now lol
  19. Wow i never saw this thread, Ill try and spit i wish i could get some instrumentals in here LOL ok yo, check this, yer destination is a casket, when i put on the mask, kid my task is seeing you bleed without bein' seen, cuz im barely sober, for me its always the end of october, its over Ill spit a verse and you'll get injured, i murder with words so you better call the hearse, or worse, ill snatch ya purse, and if you curse, im pullin out my gats to sing my verse got you splattered across the wall when my nine talks, murder you execution style like a crime boss, your style is rhyme loss, so when i reach in my pocket you better run and say fuck it, less you want this clip emptied in your eye socket yo my shit is sick b, im comin from behind and im comin quickly, strictly, im swingin swiftly, you aint fightin back cuz died g, plus you cant identify me.
  20. Lara, why havent you been returning my sexually harassing mail? but yea i agree the robber is cheap, thats why all of ULK chooses the robber, all you have to do is figure out the glitch with the robber, which i cant seem to do, i shoot the guy he goes down and when i think im waiting for him to get up, he really didnt even get shot down instead im eating HIS buckshots, thats why its cheap. GAY is more along the lines of what im lookin at,
  21. the odd time i get this also, barely ever though, one time i was flying the sparrow around cherry poppers and buildings werent loading too fast, i smashed into a tall building...another problem, me and Bloch were flying in the LCPD heli, and on my screen the heli just stopped in mid-air and just plunged into the water and blew up. On his screen he was still flying fine. so...WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THAT????
  22. Well. LOL since someone already posted a high-res desktop pic, i WAS gonna link it, so ill just post it IMG styles anyways. yes. thats Sky Lopez. My GF [edit=Damn, just my luck, i started a new page. ]
  23. Well the M4 is a fantastic gun, the M60 easily pwns the M4 due to its damage rate of (130? 140?) usually if one bullet taps you your either dead? or your just waitin to die. A little trick I use with m60 that makes ME so good with it, dont aim at the guy while hes runnin....instead watch the bullet trails and line the trails up with the enemy, works every time (note: this works for M4 as well, except M60 causes more damage, also the SMG's too)
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