quakerjtf

Great video.

Enough said my ass you stupid fuck. I owned you when you testing your pethetic attempt at skills. I didn't even think that was you since you sucked so bad; that is until I saw you run up and stalk me for cheap kills, twat.

Yeah, the server probably sucked ass so warping was happening.

Heh heh heh. Yeah. Ok. I'll give you a day to master(bate) this new skill. Hopefully, it'll be better than your failed attempt at your other one.

Yeth, very Nithe. I hope to pound your ath in the thield young man.

Oh yeah. Here's some other nice pictures I found off kazaa: (this spot is reserved for a pic, my internet was too slow to get it) OMG, my internet sucks. Oh well. Some how this has to relate to MTA.

Thuper duper. We have a new member.

MJFC is the Michael Jackson Fan Club gang. This gang owns. To qualify for this gang, you must cuss a lot, you must be racist, you must always listen to Flashback, you have to molest kids too. This gang is growing strong and needs kids and little boys to join. You must be 10 or younger. Current members: 1) ~MJFC~RApiSt (leader) 2) ~MJFC~Pedi> 3) ~MJFC~ 4) ~MJFC~Dildo 5) ~MJFC~Twat 6) ~MJFC~Billy 7) ~MJFC~Finger ~MJFC~tightass

Death your full of crap. All ULKs are not equal. Only certain ones decide who gets in the gang. I remember in the war, you kicked out some of your ULK since we barely had any. That's not equal authority at all. Without some kind of leader, things don't hold together.

I just laughed so hard I coughed out my throat.

Go Nugget, bust out the "insult wagon."

He kissed bunny? What the hell are you thinking. KFG, great story man. Jesus, that's good stuff. OMG, sweet jesus thats funny.

I don't think it matters who the fuck it was. If I was wrong, at least I knew it was a ULK and took precautions. (Also, side note - If anybody is wandering, my dick is bigger. )

If you look in your log, youll see I said I "was going to" own you. I have the log for when you were there and 10 minutes after since ULK-P90 was undercover as well([nWg]TEK). It's great how information just slips out.

Jesus, KFG, you should a comedian, jesus. Death: 1) You did not own me last night. I have the log for proof. 2) Nugget and I were dead tired, final exams, lots of overnighters. 3) I never go around parading that I own you. Find a post where I said that and it was completely serious. People do it for me anyway. I never said I owned you, other people did.

Just look for me tomorrow Loendel. I use msn and my email address is [email protected]

I was just about to withdraw from the 1-1 since your old rules are just like playing regular MTA. But since some has changed your mind, I will accept the 1-1 with spawn of choice, no other rules, no cheats/mods of any kind. You don't need to worry about me if I win because I never publically brag about beating someone, unless it's some kind of obvious joke as a response to something someone said. I can do this tomorrow. I have a 1-1 stubby match with Loendel so I'll need to find out when I'm gonna do that with him.

Dude, great story. I like how you descride them so primatively. Great story.

Yeah, that whole be a robber on 6th kill is complete bullshit. I can't believe you tried to pull of dumb shit like that. You still need to answer my question.

6th round? Why? Doesn't show your skill as a player by when you spawn. You don't need to add limitations on when you spawn as a certain person, that's pretty gay. These rules are simple, can you answer my other question now:

Heh heh heh. Yeah that's good stuff. The thing about having maps for DM is just for miniramps or so on the side of the road to make things more interesting like wall riding a building. Abusing something like this is pretty hard and would be dumb anyway. I can see why some portions of cudda.

Ok. Well, this does make sense for having a 1-1 of the game. There are few other little things I might need to add but I basically accept the challenge then. Wait, one more thing I need to clear up, can you use helis and cars for killing or participating in kills. I know you and some other ULKs love to pull off the hit the dude, get out and shoot him thing, I know cause I do it too. Also, there are 2 kills per spawn, correct? This is by all aspects of the game. Even if I lost because I couldn't get a kill with a racer or something doesn't show your better, more like better in terms of all aspects like I said. I could still kill a majority of the time with the stubby or something like that making me a potentially better player. Besides this, a 1-1 in the whole city sounds interesting, never tried it.

Uh, KFG posted it somewhere. Some of the rules for the more unusual things that happen never really made it up there.

Yeah. All aspects of the game aye. Since this is done throughout the entire city, everything can be accessed. That includes weapon pick ups. I'll do this challenge if include weapon pickups (spaz not included). If your a good enough killer, I bet you could get me before I'd reach the stubby pickup. Also, if you run out of ammo, what happens next. Fighting with a colt, bat, or fists doesn't show skill. When you say no kill is cheap, that means car kills and heli kills aren't cheap. Come on death, that's an aspect of the game. Since this is city wide, the chance of blowing up or drowning is possible. What happens to that, respawn as last character you picked.

The first one that gets it is the champ. I think of it as a tie, Loendel is damn good, but these are rules I didn't make up.