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Mr.Bill

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  1. it's really nice, better then anything I could hope of doing but just a bit plain, seems just liikke 2 colours (not counting shads) but thats just me, maybe roughen up the uh.. tail thingies? yeha I have no idea good work on it though very nice (btw, I got another pic done for backrounds its on the show off your desktop thign if anyone cares)
  2. You see a beautiful woman/man and you think "wow, I'd of loved to render THOSE poly's..." You ask her who rendered you When she hits you with the mace you yell "crazy bitch!" and smack her with a bat Later in your Cell, you try stealing a cops uniform and think you can escape with you. You managed too, but got to cocky and went to the local military base and got shot you respawn You go into a empty building, walk around a bit and think to yourself "damn I must of timed out" You scream NOOBIE!! very loudly at every car creash you see You see a car crash and think, Man, would a securicar EVER go through that like butter You try stealing a securicar at the bank to try it out. You get killed during the get away and think "freaking ai,I knew I shyould of put easy.." "Yeah, I burnt myself with a molctive once, I ran around a bit and I was fine" You dont get a fancy car because you know people like yourself would just steal it So you steal one instead You get it repainted thinking no one would know you yell at the shop claiming " HEY! its my first damn time it should be free!" You hear the ice cream truck and run outside immediatly screaminh "Whoopie whoopie! the whoopie truck is here!" You get disapointed very quickly You shoot the ice cream truck down, or beat the driver with a golf clud you got when flipping the golf cart earlier When waiting at traffic lights you start doing donut burn outs You drag race anythig with 2 or more wheels, and some without You've tried purposly to jump your boat Youve succeeded getting over 2 docks
  3. Nice "me" ten points. you keep a keyboard handy just to type in cheat codes if you ever need them (turning more into you play to much vc then mta) You crash your car in the water and attempt to type seaways numerous times
  4. When you get hurt in real life and you go to the nearest hospital to get health. When you get there and find theres none you swear loudly and look for armor instead. Whilst in your jail cell, (for trying to steel police armor) you keep trying to type out /kill to get out You get run over a car you die, then respawn two minutes later. -5 if you need ot restart. if your getting on a bike with someone, you make sure the driver ALWAYS gets on first, in fear of crashing. You wear glamor rock You see a mexican and you think "thats so damn lame.." You think oy ucan pick up a gun by wakling over it You think if you run long enough the police will jjust leave you alone Back in your jail cell, you attempt to just rejoin the server In the mental institution you smoehow find a hammer and start beating others with it. You go golfing just to tip those silly golf carts You see yourself in the third person. Your about to get into a fight with someone and you think alowd "56k dont fail me now!" Your incrediable lag wins you the match you time out I'll think of more later
  5. maybe your email was banned form the forums?
  6. could always replace the guin with a huge dildo...
  7. my desktop, and my latest img from bryce...
  8. lol nice vass If aeron could smooth out the letters it'd look a lot nicer
  9. hmmm yeah I dont think that will ever happen. WO I dont think will ever be associated with mta ever again.. sorry to say so unless some of the dev members have something to say, *closed*
  10. I'll look into it. (might also be that the post he got that rank was already deleted)
  11. your weak, now shut up and bow
  12. heh, I'm surprised I havnt been hit yet... guess Ill need to set bans and lower post counts more often, you know, for motivation
  13. RED DWARF!! WOO!! that show was awsome
  14. you see anal every night tho <[4D]Prontera> we're all about the anal today eh? We're always about anal That's all #mta is wow, #mta is fucked up tonight
  15. it's ok bump,y ou can come out, it's safe for you (this probably isnt very smart as im STILL Klined...)
  16. * Quits: MrBill ([email protected]) ([irc.multitheftauto.com] Local kill by MrBump (I really like pink because im a rageing homosexual)) he repeated that numerous times then klined me Guess bumps humour can only go so far then he cracks
  17. whenever I feel the teasm are unbalanced... I find another game to play, then whenever I find out one of their weapons are unlbalanced I change game again I have run out of games to play now. HINT HINT (read that again and add a sarcastic tone to it if you didnt get it.)
  18. Mr.Bill

    Forum gang

    For everything theres mastercard, for everything else there's n00b's
  19. seems whenever I want to do modding work forums go down I dont know whats up with them.. need to ask blokker or Wojjie
  20. I got a log that's fairly big but basicly put - Rob banned himself by scipt ban, key part best thing was rob got banned too, and he wasnt using a trigger I have a whole huge log about how we made un of him after, anyone want to see it?
  21. A sign that Bump overuse's his scripts
  22. * Quits: me ([email protected]) ([irc.multitheftauto.com] Local kill by Blokker (I like ponies))
  23. and an appropriat forum idiot tag... and bang were set btw, you suck. (I'm a mod I don't need to use big words!)
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