[KFC] El Burro

Ah, now we have the YMCA... Brutal!

Republic: The Revolution went virtually un noticed by everyone. I was proberly the gems company only source of income, everyone else can get it to run on thier computers coz thier shite. Very demanding game, if you don't have over 512 megs of RAM expect a slow ride.

Ive got plenty of Up to Date games on my Desktop, I got rid of RA2 yonks ago; that and SC3K and Gangsters 2. Gangsters 2 kicked ass.

I hope thats not my Chainsaw Bill... u and your goats...

These ones shud be up for Nobel Prizes instead

My one: "Damn Petrol Chainsaws!"

LANSTROM: Hello. My name is Dr. Hildegard Lanstrom and I am quite, quite mad. RIMMER: Are you really? How absolutely splendid. LANSTROM: I have a riddle for you. What's dead and dead and dead all over? RIMMER: I give in, Dr. Fruit-Loop, DO tell me. LANSTROM: Yooooooouuuuuuu!!! The radio blows up. A bolt of lightning passes from the explosion to RIMMER. RIMMER: Well we know what to get you for Christmas: a double lobotomy and 10 rolls of rubber wallpaper. Red Dwarf- Quarentine

He only knows that coz he plays BF 1942

Lol, thats the root of everyones inspirations, eh?

Longest period of time you can put your face up to an Amplifier at a Rock concert with Metallica blaring before your ears start to bleed...

Im not gonna die, im gonna be frozen and then un-frozen in the year 2500 where I can then be transported to a Backwards Universe were I de-age and then got back to Reality and get set out into the Wild like that bloke Tin Tin...

One, two Burro Fugs u Three, Four Cut up a whore Wickty wack cut no slack, slice

It took me a while to notice that, lol

"Im pausing till you off with that chainsaw" Sum n00b, can't remember who. Died constantly. Couldn't you try make it so they can't see the names next to them when they pause??? (I hid behind him but he still never un-paused... he timed out instead)

The longest intelligent coversation had with Biggest artificial Ass in the world Most fingers severed on purpose Longest time a Scot can con a Tourist into thinking a Grouse is acctually a Firebreathing Haggis The most amount of innocent people Admin can kick off the party server in an hour

lol, thats a good one

Lol. He does curse a little dun he. I usually get killed when im typing in to help n00bz... they ask for help alot and I try to help them... usually 2 at a time so I kinda have 2 bodyguards within 10 min of playing. Its over, I pause the game when I type to help the guys now **Gets shot at** [KFC]ElBurro: Sod off you guys Im trying to help the poor git killed [KFC]ElBurro Any other death is purley accidental...

Argh... too much death Rap... Here sum Dance Blip bleep bleep blip woo wooo ploop blib woo blah blib plip oplitualar scraaaaaQ!!!! Wicky wicky waaaah wickty waaah wooog. (Repeat)

What did you do that on w715? Did you draw it and paint it or did you do it on the computer?

"Hey guys, im getwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww" I think he forgot to press enter and tried to run away from me

That guys played by Udo Kier... actor. He's in a few films, I forget wich ones. Red Alert 2 and YR kicked ass

"I kept shootin you and you wudn't die!"- coz I lag and u miss "Why did you kill me?"- coz your in a Deathmatch, duh! "WTF! El Burro is cheating! His health re-generates!"- coz i wuz a Sailor I acctually had sumone up, it wasn't me that killed im, I think it was either [KFC] Crunch or [KFC] Ace: "How did you kill me! Im using a trainer!"- Lame ass

Dancing Hamsters, Dancing babies and now a dancing Badger... I think we have a new clan on our hands. Mr Bill, make ure Avatar dance, then we've got the whole YMCA. For my Art project I shud be doing a Metallic Skull... I can't put it up now coz Im at School, but Im sure Id be able to upload it when I get home.

lol @ Mr Bump. He hit u!

Lol, u not have a scanner Iggy? Looks like you took a Photo of that. LBtrw, the logo for MTA is great... keep up the work