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[KFC] El Burro

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  1. Also release dates are Scheduled to change. From what iv'e heard from a reliable source, Rockstar North employees gets £20,000 each if they finish it on time, so that motivates them. Rockstar have a good track record when it comes to releasing games, but I doubt it will be released by October, its a "Round about" date, so it could get released in November or September, but the longer the better, that means they got more time to get rid of them filthy bugs that plagued VC.
  2. His fingers still hovering over the Lock thread button... close it Xerox, end our pain!
  3. Nah mate, they'd rather get off WITH their computers. Bunch of snotty nosed, pissed pants freaks. Take a look in the mirror guys, and ask your self; "What would I look like with my head smashed in?"
  4. Im sure admin might have pity. Btw, its not spam, this might be useful to ppl...
  5. Is'nt this Shameless Advertising? Shame on you!!
  6. Its simple, when u see a chopper and u don't wanna be sliced... run.
  7. Yeah, well... heres a surprise, i'm from Scotland and Rockstars from Scotland. Its hard to tell, I mentioned nothin about Haggis yet. Make's me wonder my own Nationality... ah, well. Nothin ventured nothin gained. But away from that, yeah... I hope so, unless Rockstar gets the idea that an On-line GTA might work and take matters into their own hands. I guess... well i dunno, are all MTA programmers based in America... USA, Canada, Mexico or otherwise?? They might want to employ you lot coz us Scots are generous folk... Haggis anyone??
  8. /me coughs from dust Ressurecting old threads are we?
  9. Naw, I stick to comedy. We, over in good ol' Britain made a spoof and released it the same day. Its "Shaun of the Dead", its forking hillarious... not bad in the comedy department either, heh!
  10. Only if u can spell Andreas properly, edit that blasphemist spelling boy!
  11. I would kill for Zircons ping... can i kill Sobeit for your ping???
  12. Hes totally serious Oli, totally. He don't even mind being hit with a Chainsaw and made into concrete foundations for my Conservetry. He must want to die, he want to die... hear me. Kill him quick before I get 20 years for sumthin only an Iraqi would do to a News Reporter...
  13. Yeah, thats my fucking sig. It means, coz I HATE CHEATERS: Ignore cheaters coz their brainless prats as long as they leave the forum alone (wich u fucking havent thats why good ol' Burro has went into Flame ure ass mode!) Coz if u cheat (Wich U fucking have) Your a cheater too (And I hate ya fuckers fucking fuck fuckers!) Go fuck a toilet seat
  14. WHAT!!! I AM CALM! CALM AS I CAN BE AROUND A CHEATER! YA FUCKING CHEATER, AARGGHHHHH!!!!
  15. NOOOOOO! YOU FUCKING WATCH OUT COZ IM GONNA FUCKING FIND YOU, OH YES, ILL FUCKING FIND U, THEN ILL HAVE ALL THE PLEASURE OF HAMMERING A BIG FAT FUCK OFF HATCHET AXE INTO YOUR SKULL, RIPPING OUT YOUR INNARDS AND STUFFING THEM UP YOUR ASS, THEN IM GONNA TAKE YOUR CHEAT INFECTED FUCKING SPECTRUM PC AND RAM IT SO FAR DOWN YOUR THROAT, YOU'LL HAVE TO EAT THROUGH THE FUCKING FLOPPY DRIVE! DON'T HACK ME OFF!!! DON'T HACK ME OFFFFFFFFF!!!!! YA FUCKER!
  16. NO YOUR FUCKING NOT, YOUR A FUCKING CHEATER. You've been watching too many fucking movies boy, bout time u came down to reality. The One is a fictional character in the land of fucking make belife! U on the other hand u bunch of slimey fucks, are not. Your human fucking being with about as much scence and a fucking Braindead Turnip with Down syndrome. Yeah, you can fucking cheat, hack, fuck, but thats coz In real life and now, in VR, you could'nt fight your fucking way out of a wet shitty paperbag that didn't fucking exist!!
  17. You fucking cheater, shut the fuck up your the fucking n00b coz u cant fucking play properly ya big fat fuck. Why dont you go fuck a fucking fat fuck of a fat sweaty whore ya slimey fuck. Cheaters fuck me off, nobodys see me this fucking angry since blAZE UK was on and i was Fucking angry, and I quote: BUT YOU FUCK ME RIGHT OFF!! NOW IM FUCKED SO FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING FUCK BEFOR I RIP URE FUCKING HEAD OFF AND BEND YOUR SPLEEN LIKE A FUCKING BALLOON ANIMAL!!! KILL ALL FUCKING CHEATERS COZ IM HACKED OFF, WARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!
  18. I spent 10 mins doing this coz most of KFC are now Superheroes My case its the other way round
  19. Helicopter+cheater spawns one= cheater... Geddit now?
  20. It was an accident, first time on MTA I ran over a bloke who called himself "Gaza" when his laggy ass ran out infront of me. I was in hysterics... my first ever kill. I was listening to Prodigy at the time, Smack my Bitch Up always reminds me of that eventfull split second...
  21. Only if you can use those nifty hands to Spawn a Chopper, but untill then, no.
  22. Living in the middle of the Scottish Borders don't help me, 95% of the people round here are over 80 or there abouts so demand for Broadband is low Im gonna get round it sum how, oh yes I will, even if I pay the monthly bills my self for Radio Broadband, wich is round about £30 very month and £60 installation fee. My ping is crap, I know, even on UK servers too and the E-Frag server likes a little High Pingers Genocide every once and a while... either that or u get kicked. High Ping is no problem for me, I can live with it, even if I do get mistaken for a cheater once or 2 million times I
  23. Jumping in the passenger seat sumtimes helps you escape people running you over, for example: /me runs away from Compu_head in Police car [KFC]ElBurro: Sod off /compu_head runs me over [KFC]ElBurro: Stop it! /ditto /me gets up and jumps in passenger seat Compu_Head: ROFL! [KFC]ElBurro: Take me to your dealer /drives off Its a good way to escape, I find jacking cars annoying
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