[KFC] El Burro

Have you guys heard about Microsoft project LONGHORN. Apparently, Microsoft are trying to do the same thing. That biach there looks like just a design to me. Its going to be the console wars all over again, now with the oldies Nintendo and Sega off the scene, the new boys barge in to try and knock the PS2 (and proberly the PS3) off the market too! The thing is, project Longhorn is still going to be a PC, but you won't have to install games... like the DISCover (stupid pun). Like all new things, it will cost you thousands to get one... Im sticking with Microsoft.

All these are really good ideas I reckon, but is it more Grand theft Skateboard than Grand theft Auto? What the hell does it matter, only them fricking critics say that. Yep, when you kill them annoying Gay skaters ya should be able to nick thier skates. Since its gonna be set in San Francisco, its a little... OK its a Big bit on the hilly side, I can just see people jumping out of the way of a madman or Roller skates speeding down Knob Hill trying to evade the law... then he hits a lamp post and is sent flying into a Chinese Takeaway, and replanishes his health by ordering a Duck Curry with Fried rice and Prawn Crackers. The End

I think he meant an official Online Multiplayer acctually made by R*. Split screen should really be left to consoles. Oh, yeah, and that PS2 official thing that was sed a few months back is a bunch of carp, a steaming pile of trout! The rumours that may possibly be true are: It will be set in San Andreas It will take place in San Francisco. It will be set in modern day All the obvious stuff, y'know From when I hit the button, this many days till the 4th quarter of 2004, the GTA4/5/San Andreas/whatever release time: 267 days, 13 hours, 31 minutes, and 11 seconds left until The Start Of Q4 2004* (whey hey) *(thanks to san-andreas.com) Oh, and R* STOP TWEAKING THINGS!

DAMN YOU RENDERWARE! DAMN YOU ALL TO BUGGERY! What about the Manhunt engine? The graphics (and graphical violence) are really, really atmospheric... brilliant notheless but atmospheric, do great for a GTA game. For those of you that haven't played it... emm... well, if you own a PS2, buy it... only if your the sort that laugh all the way through the Exorsist.

Yeah, they'll up date the engine so graphics are clearer. VC was released officialy in 2002, now, even the graphics on the PC version looked dated when it was released last year, although the graphics of GTA3 and VC look the same, iv'e compared them many times and it shows that R* did manage to tweek the engine a little and by adding more shine to cars, making the car explosions marginly better and adding to the whole fact you can now fly about the city made it certainly lenghtened its lifeline, we're all playing it still today (thats proberly coz these marvellous people of MTA did sumthin R* couldn't be bothered to do) although I still see it as GTA3 in a 80's Pastel shirt. I reckon R* might learn a thing or two from MTA, they've now seen how desperate the public is for an online GTA, the public have went ahead and made it them selves coz we're fed up of waiting for one. To be honest, I don't think R* have made any online multiplayers? Does Max Payne 2 have multipalyer?

Now, theres been alot of speculation about this game being set in San Andreas, or that its called GTA4. R* have yet to think of a game title, only once they have set up a title will we be sure what to expect. What I want in GTA - Improved Graphics from GTA3 and VC (The Manhunt engine would do very nicley) Emm... I can't explain this one but the fact that if 1 Idaho turns up, millions of em turn up! Make it stop! When you drive on the wrong side of the road, other vehicles shift thier asses Hostage situations like that of The Getaway, Real Crime, ect Realistic car damage, not the sort that you can smash a car to bits, but the frame and chassis acctually crumple Customisable vehicles at the Pay n' Spary (not likley to happen) Commandeer a tram (Only if San Andreas, I dunno, sounds like a laugh) Lazlow (hosts sum sort of Radio show. Sumthin like Chatterbox on GTA3, rather than playin music, coz he's crap on VRock)

This isn't a quote from a movie but a few quotes from the TV series Red Dwarf: Backwards- Rimmer: Think of it, in 30 years I go back in side my mother, then she goes back in side hers and her mother goes back in side her and so on, untill we all become one glorious whole! Lister: Rimmer, you ever are one glorious hole. - Lister (to the Cat): Do you think of nobody but yourself? The Cat: Hell no! I don't even care about you! And is novelty condom face and goalpost head want to go get them selves lost, its thier problem. Its no use, thier gone buddy. But hey, look on the bright side, THEIR GONE BUDDY! - Marooned- Lister: Are you saying iv'e got a big bum? Rimmer: Big?! Its like two badly parked Volkswagens! - Another good part is on polymorph, its not a quote but the 1980's graphings are quite charming

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i THOUGHT LOSING MY 40 POSTS was bad, then you relise "Hey, its the most popular forum on MTA, some folk must have lost Hundreds of posts" I mean, Holy Crikey, 400 posts!! I thought Wartechs was bad (indications say 232 posts) and my bro Paul (M-16 to you lot) lost nearly them all, he'll have about... 4 posts now.

My banner is Under Construction at the mo. All i can say is, it involves a Linerunner doing a wheelie. Not very exciting, its homemade ya see, made with my tired hands... tired of taking bloody screenshots, theres always a 1 second delay between me pressing the SS hotkey and the SS being taken, a little frustating. A better one under construction involves an R & S L Bows meat Boxville, and Tommy beside it with a Machete wearing his Jason X suit (Boiler suit and a Hockey Mask) modified to say: EL BURRO'S FAMILY BUTCHERS (A butcher of families) YOU CAN BE OUR MEAT (As supposed to "You can't beat our meat")

Oooh, I just noticed! Ponch, you watch Shoalin Soccer??? Thats a great movie, i can't quote anything though, I watched it with Subtitles, I hate dubbing.

Armageddon: "Huston YOU have a problem" "The clock on that nine foot Nuclear warhead is ticking" "Out of ze way!" "This is how we fix things on Russian Space Station" (Bashes over sized wrench repetedly on the Computer and it whirrs into life) "Ah, right! Now we go home!" Rat Race: John Cleese- "I can do what ever I like Owen, im Eccentric!" Monty Pyton's The Holy Grail: French Soldier- "Your mother is a hamster and your father smelt of Elderberries! I fart in your general direction silly Arthur King and your English Knnnnigits! Now go away before I taunt you a second time!" THE TALE OF SIR ROBIN Bravley bold sir Robin Rode forth from Camelot He was not afraid to die Oh brave Sir Robin He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways Brave brave brave brave Sir Robin He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp Or to have his eyes gouged out And his elbows broken To have his Kneecaps split And his body burned away An his limbs all hacked and mangled Brave Sir Robin His head smashed in and his heart cut out And his Liver RemoVed and his bowels unplugged And his nostrils raped and his bottom burnt off and his penis split... Robin- Thats enough singing for now lads... Part 2 (Not including the constant denile of it from Robin) Brave Sir Robin ran way Bravley ran away away When danger reared its ugly head He bravley turned his tail and fled Yes brave Sir Robin turned about And gallantly he Chickened out Bravley taking to his feet He beat a very brave retreat Bravest of the Brave Sir Robin!

Emmm.... yeah! You sort it out... ya... bum!

No, no, no. Ransoms on about screwdrivers... or maybe miss out the drivers and keep the screw...u (screw u?)

Mines was a HUGE Red Dwarf Ship and a whole load of other Red Dwarf stuff including sounds, untill I got an Irreversable BSOD. A month on after the BSOD, its now summit I did, its a Burro-Hazard sign. I would download the Red Dwarf stuff again, but I can't find the site I got it off!!! I can't upload the Desktop, im at school at the moment

I remember when I got GTA2 (ah, those were the days), I also got a music CD with it that had sum interactive software for the PC on it. Popping it into my PC, the things that stick in my head is the sort of flashback thing that appeared on its autoplay, the Intro sequence, it contained sum words and more importantly, the voices in the background... of politcians arguing over GTA and games like it, and hey, all the voices I heard were these Snobby private school English fogies the spend all day arguing over meaningless things... including stuff like GTA, Gun Crime, Nuclear Power (wich in fact i reckon we, as a nation, should bloody well keep coz its the best damn sort of power we have) and Rolf Harris (apparently he's a bad influence coz his Digereedoo looks like a Rocket Launcher, heh!) People should not be blinded by the facts, i let my 6 year old brother on Vice City all the time and when Crimble coms round, hes gonna play Manhunt, wich is possible getting "BANNNNNNED" next year. ANY WAY, GTA IS A SCOTTISH GAME!! IT ORIGINATED IN DUNDEE WITH A TEAM OF 16 PEOPLE!! it might be in America now, but R*North moved to Leith, only half an hour from my house.

How about "DRUNKEN or DRUG RACING" Drink and drug driving is illegal, but who cares after a few drinks and drugs your ready for anything. Choose your medium, drink or drugs, the heavier the drink or drug the harder it is to drive (drink makes road wavy, drugs makes colours bright and reaction time slower) and the certain race you get put into. 15 Cans of Fosters a Quadruple Scotch with a Tequila shot and full strength Kirov Vodka or in drugs form, a hell of a lot of cannabis, qualifys you for the heavyweight championship!!!! I reckon you'd enjoy this one, its the only time it'll be legal!

Modifications on guns?? Why? Arn't the guns good enough, OK, we lose a few weapons like the Rocket Launcher and the Mini-gun, then we lose heavy stuff like the Hunter, but can't we just keep the Gun MODS to the Single Player VC instead of MTA. Untill we can design our own guns (BRING BACK KLASHNIKOVS!! THIS TIME WIT GRENADE LAUNCHERS!!...... BRING IN GRENADE LAUNCHERS!!!), were stuck with the ones R* made earlier.

Oh yeah... i can see that now! Everyone spawns at the same place and some blokes in cars come and pick up the spawned reinforcments to take to the battle. Winner is the first team that destroys... somthing special of the other teams... like the Captain.

Sneaking up behind sumone... THEN SHOVING A SCREWDRIVER INTO THIER SKULL!!!! WARRGH!!

Why oh why are we keeping things out the game in the first place anyway??? Its really annoying, if we want less cheaters, we give folk more choice! If R* made the MTA, they would keep everything in it. GTA is about staying alive, every gun has a topper, spot some git with a MiniGun then shoot him with the sniper rifle. Without these weapons, killing opertunities are limited.

emm... that makes sense Is this an argument? Whens the fight gonna start

Cheating ruins the point of the game, thats why all the games out this year have really weak cheats or no cheats at all. GTA: VC has cheats, putting them in lowers your criminal rating and you can't reach the 100% mark to complete the whole game. Cheats are a weak way to play a game, the best cheating goes on in INI MODS, at least you can customise the game to your specs without too much cheating. (True, some INI files leave you with barmy results but hey, its fun if you know what your doin')

I stick with 56k, broadband is a drag, i want it, but the telecomms companys can't be arsed to install it... well... anywhere!

Ive just recognised summit... your signiture, sunshine, Is a phrase off of my ever increasingly gray MCN T-Shirt. AND! OI! JORIZ! TRANSLATE! jeep tis ier me timo , ik heb een vraagje weet je jij soms hoe ik gta online kan spelen greetz timo Thankyourverymucho.