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[KFC] El Burro

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  1. This means: "This theme has already been discussed by 500 millions. once. Cursor does not support this quantity of players, t. k. each electronically controlled chuvak is also considered player as remaining people on the server." What relevance does this have to the fricking topic fj5000! And if you don't speak the WORLDS largest language (Chinese) that makes you a Thicko, eh? 您必須是厚實的 At least he had the Brains to learn English.
  2. Immigrants get the cheap housing and get set on fire in Glasgow. The whole of Castlemilk (bloody weird Glasweigians) is just high rise flats that could come down any minute now and are constantly attacked by Arsonists. So be warned: IMMIGRANTS STAY OUT OF GLASGOW Anyway, back to buisness. Mother says Vicky (that woman that knows Mark Tennant) sed that I wuz just to Phone her If I wanted to go to R*. Dammit, She never told me that!
  3. KUNG FU GRIP'S GAINING ON KICKBAN SCRIPT!!! COM ON, ONLY A FEW MORE!
  4. KUNG FU GRIP'S GAINING ON KICKBAN SCRIPT!!! COM ON, ONLY A FEW MORE!
  5. Join the Club ME GETTING A PROPER SIG (I really can't be arsed) ME GETTING MANHUNT OUT MY HEAD (I play it toooooo much) ME STARTING TO BE NORMAL AND STOP WAKING UP IN WEIRD PLACES (Last night it was the Maternity ward...) I only know me best
  6. when blaZe comes back a changed guy, battling the Evil of cheaters with his Platinum plated light saber... like the twonk he is
  7. [KFC] El Burro

    What we do

    For a new guy your REALLY laying it into the forum arn't ya? Maybe you cud have cut that down to several posts and raise your number. Any way, an asshole is this I hate hippies I never saw the movie and I don't intend to. One persons word that it sucks is bound to be right... so anyway... i'll shut up...
  8. Yeah, well, i can do it the clean way. You have real talent if you can shove yer head up yer ass... anyway G W Bush only speaks like that coz Tony Blair has his head up George's ass. I shud leave Tony alone really, not his fault if he's on a leash...
  9. I love Chipolatas... the best sausage in the world
  10. Kung Fu Grip eats Hotdogs. Not only will he eat his Hotdogs, he'll eat your Hotdogs, your mommas Hotdogs, your Daddys Hotdogs, your Hamsters Hotdogs!! Any Hotdog you can throw at Kung Fu Grip will be eaten, there and then. Sure, Mr Bumps kick ban script can eat a hotdog, but can it eat several million Hotdogs, wash it down with 200 litres of Lager Milkshake and still fit in all that KFC he has! VOTE KUNG FU GRIP This thread shoud be locked, it does things to people...
  11. Remember Xerox, limit your Locking intake to 1 time a day. Any more, you might die of heart disease or sumthin else nasty...
  12. Acctually, blaZe didn't die, he sed this: I couldn't exactly quote what the sed, but thats a good redition... whatevr that means??
  13. Good idea... I might acctually take a Video recorder. I would take my Digital Camera but since my PC BSOD'ed I can't find the CD to install it...
  14. I take that as a yes you weird Kung fooey Wacko Jacko crazed... person
  15. If she doesn't come back by 2nite, im gonna be peeved!!! Its almost a week and she still hasn't been back for her Animation stuff... no, I can't have doubts about it!! No doubts!! Damn, but its so hard not to have doubts! If this fails, expect me to hide for weeks. Then I want Mr Bill to lock this topic and encase it in concrete!!! I'd never want to see this topic again... then again, no doubts. Lets have No doubts! An update soon...
  16. We've been through all the thanks and homage before!!! And why do we keep coming back??? COZ WE LOVE THE MTA TEAM! MTA IS A RELIGION AND I AM NOT WORTHY! :notworthy:
  17. [KFC] El Burro

    What we do

    Awwww... look at this even the cheaters are happy... now were all one big happy family! **HUGS EVERYONE** **Smithy looks disgusted**
  18. I thought I'd re-vitalise this topic: What id like is that you can pull people out the car (like you can in the low sports cars) without getting in the car, and if you've got a cop unform on, you can arrest them. Then you bundle them into the cop car and take em back to the station. It could be a new part of the Vigilate Missions. Also, id like it so you can press a button (say F8) and the bloke you play shouts random abuse at people... or mabey different buttons for different abuse, mabey press F5 for "Cop Abuse", F6 for "your Mommas so fat" abuse and so on, F8 can be harcore abuse, its just one long *********!!!
  19. Its Samuel L. Jackson (the other Wacko Jacko) you moron Thats him in Pulp Fiction innit?
  20. Me at my most angry! Look away now if you are of a nervous dispostion! Thats a reply to the cheater blaZe, he was really offended, I think he died
  21. Jesus quote: "... it is appointed unto man once to die . . . and one day — YOU will die . . . " Eh?
  22. George Bush Quotes: "I want to thank you all for taking time out your day to come witness my hanging" "I am certain a Human and a fish can co-exist peacefully" "Im sure we all agree, the past is over" "If this was a Dictatorship, it would be a heck of a lot easier. Just so long as Im the dictator" "Its clearly a Budget, its got lots of numbers in it" "All the unrest in the middle East causes Unrest throughout the whole region" "The great thing about books is sometimes theres fantastic pictures" Theres plenty more, iv'e just forgotten them. Coz im senile
  23. What about old Burro here, me, the Fat gay bloke whos name is "The Donkey" in Mexican... I am not gay! So don't thank me for being gay... i'll shut up now...
  24. Whoa, that scared the Be-jezus outta me! I especially like this bit: "As a communist I don’t believe in heaven or the Bible but as a scientist I now believe in hell," said Dr. Azzacove. "Needless to say we were shocked to make such a discovery. But we know what we saw and we know what we heard. And we are absolutely convinced that we drilled through the gates of hell!" Dr. Azzacove continued, ". . .the drill suddenly began to rotate wildly, indicating that we had reached a large empty pocket or cavern. Temperature sensors showed a dramatic increase in heat to 2,000 degrees Fahrenheit." "We lowered a microphone, designed to detect the sounds of plate movements down the shaft. But instead of plate movements we heard a human voice screaming in pain! At first we thought the sound was coming from our own equipment." "But when we made adjustments our worst suspicions were confirmed. The screams weren’t those of a single human, they were the screams of millions of humans!" Im a total Atheist btw, but thats good bed time reading, Stephen King style 43 And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched: 45 And if thy foot offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter halt into life, than having two feet to be cast into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched: 47 And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out: it is better for thee to enter into the kingdom of God with one eye, than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire Hey, if Satan comes near me I'll rip his tits off! Thats a promise
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