[KFC] El Burro

Is that Fatal?

Im sure I can extend on it...

THE MACHETE MAN- BY ME No Yin no Yang The Machete man A phycotic muther-****** Brother to the damned Blood ice cold Runs through the veins Of the Machete man His mind it drains His blade it slices As the Machete Man dices A poor muther-****** Who's life was decisive Blood ice cold Runs through the veins Of the Machete man His mind it drains The smile he wears As his blade tears Through one more muther-****** No remorse it bares Blood ice cold Runs through the veins Of the Machete man His mind it drains A mask he boasts As he spit roasts You ya muther-****** All ya now is a Ghost Blood ice cold Runs through the veins Of the Machete man His mind it drains **Heh**

God Sake, get back in yer Cage!

Yada yada yada... ditto friggin ditto We all know this, we've discussed it a million times, its getting old now. No disrespect little man

Im already at fugging school. Buisness Management, room 1, Berwickshire High School, Duns, Berwickshire, Scotland, UK, Europe, The World. Usual stuff, now you can Pinpoint exactly where I am for the next... 25 mins. Then I got down to the Hall to Host a PS2 comp with sum mates, missing History and Lunch, but playing Manhunt untill the kiddies come and then play GT3 (coz GT4 aint arrived in the post) with them and the winner gets £5... story of my life, sorry bout that, anyway, i'll finish the song: Soon I was rollin through the mornin' fog With my long haired homies and my one eyed dog With the Trucks and the Cars and the Trailer Vans All with thier horns blaring steely dans Then the Word came through that we'd lost old Bill Their all ganging up on the beggers hill We Drove through happy valley seeking peace and love With a large helicopter hanging up above It wasn't that clear till we hit the feild That there was 500 Rozzers armed with Riot Sheilds They terrorised our homies and they wracked my head Its a stone f**King miracle theres no one dead They turned my ran-shackle home into a burning wreck My one eyed Dog got a broken neck!

Y' what? Its too early in the Mornin' for ya Wheelman, go back to bed or have a Coffee or sumthin. Come back when yer sober...

I took out all the seats and away I went Its a right old Banger and the Chassis bent Its got a great big Peace sign across the back And most of the windows have been Painted black The Windsheild cracked Its a bugger to drive It starts making Smoke over thirty five Its a pyhcodelic nightmare with a million leaks Its home sweet home to some rat arsed freak... that would be me.

I doubt they'd even waste their time doing this. GTA 1 & 2? Who still plays em'??

lol

Ah... but the Bus is a bit and dives through the window, squishing you there and then while your watching "Dave the wonder Pigeon" Then again, if you watch Dave the Wonder Pigeon you deserve to be squished

We do love the game, yes, but there are sum pricks out there that can't appriciate it, complaining about cheaters constantly! Hey! Take KFC Wheelmans remedy, chop em up with Helicopter rotors, they can't help but cry if they start losing. Cheaters will always exist, they're is no doubt about it. They are Chronic losers and can only win by cheating. They are losers and always will be; remember that

When Kung Fu Grip wins! Still 3 to go... dammit

... then all of a sudden **WHACK** yer deid. I mean, dammit, I lived a day over my death day and now Im hanging in suspence coz the Grim Reapers on Holiday. Wat if you got told yer gonna die in 7 mins, then you get hit by a Bus? What would you do for the next 7 mins of your life? Id proberly have to definatly shoot the person I hate most... and id buy a £1 share in BS and give it to the man that told me I wuz gonna cop it in less time than it takes to thrust you head into a sick bag... figures

If I had 7 days to live... hmmm 1st. Top Priority: Shoot Richard Morton, the big toothed gimp that he is 2nd. Get to R* North studios, somehow 3rd. Take up Smuggling Nuclear Weapons into my house 4th. Detonate a small Nuke in the School 5th. Destroy a Renault Clio, Leguna, Senic and Megane with a large Nuclear Bomb 6th. Get pished coz its Saturday 7th. Stay in Bed with a Hangover. Get up at 8pm, eat last nights Curry and fall in a heap on the floor 8th. Get up, curse. I forget Im Immortal

Ah. The Wheelwan remedy... alway does the trick. Maybe MTA shud make a gun programmed with Cheater Kill capabilities... that would be fun, see a cheater and pull out your Cheater kill gun, then blast him into the stratusphere... Cheater killing gun? Is that possible or probable?

The thing is, are we doing anything about it? There has to be sumthin that buggers these cheaters up!!!!

What? He lives in Russia or do you E-Mail the guy? R* North is situated in Leith, Edinburgh. They used to be in Dundee under the name DMA design, the proper daddies of the Series. Apparently, somewhere near Escobar Int. Airport theres a sign that say "Welcome to Dundee", I dunno, Iv'e looked for it but I can't find it. Mark Tennant is now Lead Animator. Anyway, the reason im going there is for a job in Animation, Jr. Animator or sumthin. If you have a look in the GTAVC manual, he ain't there its sum other bloke, but he was Lead with Manhunt. Ohh, God! I can't get Manhunt out my head! God dammit, i just have to quote: Innocentz Hunter: Ah, shit! There somthin up my crack! **Cash coms out the shaows armed with sickle, shoves it up his hole and rips his ass out** Ow!

Hey! There wasn't 2 of my posts there yesterday! Hey, Mr Moderator, delete one of em... and JOIN US!

Whoaheyehey!!! Thats a good one!!

Heh Heh! WTF would you want one of them for? Wearing to a Fancy dress, go as yer Cat??

Yeah. Iv'e got sum cool skins. We should be able to use em in MTA. The best: Tommy Vercetti= Inverted Colours (sum, all of him looks stupid!)

Well, its you against the World matie. If you don't like the game, stay off the fricking forum you tw@!

I think its screwed matie. Thats the best analysis you'll get off of me!

Hmmmmm... I wonder if I could be of assistance. As you well know, I know a person who knows a person who works for R* North. Now, I may be going there in the next few weeks or Months, its been going on for a few weeks now (theres a topic on it in General if you wanna see more info) I'll try and see If they want any online programmers while im there... well, heres hoping I get there... **No doubt... NO DOUBT! STOP DOUBTING!**