[KFC] El Burro

He's proberly like Billy Connoly with a Dirty mind. Connoly Just swears alot and makes jokes up about Football (or soccer, what ever) and other simple things like "Reality TV" (personally, I think Reality TV sux, I would rather be watching proper reality stuff like Cop Chases) Heres a Billy Connoly football Joke (Take in mind all you that come from outside UK that Rangers Football Club is made up of Protestants and Celtic is made up of Catholics so Violent rivalry is rife between the 2 teams): A Rangers supporter walks into Ibrox (the Rangers Stadium) rat arsed (Drunk) and sits down. Half way through the first half of the game he sobers up only to relise he's somehow ended up in the Celtic supporters side of the Stadium and the Celtic bunch ain't too happy with him. At half time he gets up to walk away but a Celtic supporter grabs him and he's a pretty big bloke, he looks him in the eye. "GO GET ME A BOVRIL!"(A hot drink made from Yeast extract) he shouts "Emm, Aye, Ok..." "BUT TAKE YER SHOE AFF AND GEIS IT TAE ME!" The Rangers fan takes his shoe off and hands it to him "NOW BUGGER AFF!" The Rangers fan runs along to get the Bovril and comes back and hands it to the Celtic fan "TA! HERES YER SHOE!" He handS his shoe back and the Rangers fan stares inside, and theres a huge crap in it "PIT IT ON!" The Rangers fan squelches into his shoe and sits down. At the end of the game he gets up to leave and is stopped again by the blokes even larger mate. "NOW, GO GET ME A BOVRIL! TAKE YER OTHER SHOE AFF!" The Rangers fan takes his shoe off and runs along to the Bovril dispenser and then runs back to the 2 waiting Celtic fans "TA! HERES YER SHOE!" Same again, but even bigger "NOW PISS AFF! LET THAT BE A LESSON TO YA!" The Rangers fan is walking home now (dogs running after him) and he meets a TV crew. This bloke with Slick greasy hair comes up to him: "Hi, Sir" he says backing away from the smell "I see you've just been at the Rangers, Celtic match" "Aye" "Could you give your veiw on Football violence?" The Rangers fan perks up and grabs the Mic off the Reporter "Give me that! FOOTBALL VIOLENCE WILL NEVER STOP!" he shouted "FOR AS LONG AS THIER SHITTING IN OUR SHOES AND WE'RE PISSING IN THEIR BOVRIL!"

That wud be really cool acctually, I dunno how they'd do it but im sure they'd figure a way (not bad for a new guy, Welcome aboard )

Its GEDDY LEE! Geddy's cool, Part of Rush, ITS ROCK MAN!!!

The Trees- Rush There is unrest in the forest, There is trouble with the trees, For the maples want more sunlight And the oaks ignore their pleas. The trouble with the maples, (And they're quite convinced they're right) They say the oaks are just too lofty And they grab up all the light. But the oaks can't help their feelings If they like the way they're made. And they wonder why the maples Can't be happy in their shade. There is trouble in the forest, And the creatures all have fled, As the maples scream "Oppression!" And the oaks just shake their heads So the maples formed a union And demanded equal rights. "The oaks are just too greedy; We will make them give us light." Now there's no more oak oppression, For they passed a noble law, And the trees are all kept equal By hatchet, axe, and saw.

Yeah, well its a little hard when the servers down!

Shit, I saw this in one of my old PC Mags! Aparently its extremley hard to find and you need all this special crap... i can't remember, I'll post back if I find the Mag...

lol, is that the whole song or just part of it?????

Yeah, well... I know this stuff. I had several home made cartoons on my PC before it BSOD'ed in November last year. I wanted to start making cartoons by scanning images frame by frame, but its a painstakingly long task and it would proberly lose quality by putting it in WMM anyway, all my others did.

They just made that on paint and stuffed it in Windows Movie Maker, nothing new to me.

I tend to make a hash of things if I don't do it in this order: Press Return twice- Somtimes works, if not Press CTRL, ALT, DEL and then press Standby button- Works most of the time, if not Turn off at the mains and give up- Always works But then I have to reset my Alarm clock, wait for the PC to boot up and then wait ready for the worst that its either BSODed, my Desktop has dissapeared or the PC can't seem to find the Keyboard... weird

I just wanted to point out that I don't cheat, of course, I do have another saved game wich i can cheat on... my brother and his flying tanks Yep, I did MOD RA2 and YR, downloaded INI files and the Voxol Editor and it took off from there, screwed up the game a few times but nothing serious. Make it so V3's fire Nukes, Terrorists are disguised and you could build as many Nuclear Silo's as you want. Total megalomaniac bliss...

Ever heard the one "To Play Darts"? Add to what ever category sutible... you'll get it eventually...

The PS2 version isn't crap, people should turn off the "TRAILS" option and stop that shitty blurry effect, thats why the PC graphics are generaly better because it has no trails. But I had this problem with my PS2 disc and somtimes with my PC disc, is the Disc scratched badly or alot in anyway??

Its Ironic how n00bs are usually the smartest people you meet... also they can be the stupidest, I know all about that

Lol, yeah... thats the Rubber Ducky. Its an Icon... I did draw one but I cut it out when I was rendering them drawings.

I never played Sega, it was either SNES, PSX or now PS2. But i agree, I always thought Mario kicked arse... if I sed that now a days, i'd have a kicked arse... figures

To be honest, I "DRAW" mines, good and proper, none of thet Computer graphics fancy crap:

Artist: Fun Lovin' Criminals Song: Fun Lovin Criminal And theres more where that came from

All cheating is lame... SP VC isn't even hard without cheats to begin with! I quit cheating on games a few years back when I got my PC and Red Alert 2... no C&C Games have had cheats, I played it so much I got used to not using them on any of my other games. I MOD my games, cheating is for strict Console players IMO

He is a very rude man... and Id like to shake his hand

Its in the Garage with the Comet in it

**EATS SOGGY BURGER** **CURSES AT RAIN** **OFFERS ROBPOL A BITE**

Ive got a really bad ping rate everywhere, most of the time up in the 500's... its enough to make me sick...

Yeah, but some give you long chores to do before they acctually work and it gives you back up files incase you bugger it up

Compared to that joke, yeah. It was a joke right... Sonic better than Tommy??? (Who would say such things?)