i take the test again
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
October 22, 2058
at the age of 69 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Heart Attack (23%)
Third Degree Burns (9%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
Interesting stats from the DeathTest:
15897189 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the porn business.
And 325355 people claim to have leprosy.
Disclaimer: We, despite being proficient with the human anatomy, are not doctors. Keep that in mind before calling your lawyer as you're clutching your left arm moaning "Damn you, Spark, Damn YOU!" on October 22, 2058, as you slip silently into the night.
jeez and im 14 years old