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Lággy

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  1. A: Think so. Q: Anyway, didn't finn have a robot body?
  2. There could be a way to fix this. I kinda have a idea. Maybe for the first 2 visits (as lil Toady said) make a special rule page which the user has to accept. On the bottom of the page, it saids, "click next to continue". This is a fake button and only logs off the user with a page saying "READ THE RULES NEXT TIME!". The real button you have to press is hidden on the top of the page. The only way to pass this puzzle is if the user reads the rules because in the rules somewhere, it tells where the right button is. People who have read the rules will be allowed in. You get my idea?
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    Map Pwnage

    Very very nice, even for your first map.
  4. Nice idea spit. It's hard not to look at it with that bright red text.
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    Chatter

    DerKeks, that "speed peddling" is quite normal. If you look at some of the videos from gtastunting.com, they use the "speed peddling" method. Another suggestion is to make the console store more text and to save it as a txt file like MTA 0.5
  6. I say around xmas or something like that.
  7. LOL, nice chat paul. Heres some funny quotes. BILLY> today is tuesday. JEBUS> wow, like i didn't know that BILLY> same goes for me. ... BILLY> actually, my girlfriend has a brain. JEBUS> Really, then she should dump you BILLY> she is someone i'd rather stay away from, i think... JEBUS> Why? trouble in bed? BILLY> look in the mirror shitface. JEBUS> It cracked BILLY> why? trouble in bed? JEBUS> fuck you! BILLY> 1.98401e-038 JEBUS> is that your blow-up gf model code name? BILLY> 0 JEBUS> pfft BILLY> is that your blow-up gf model code name? JEBUS> yes, it's also my pin number and my age BILLY> i think my age is broken. JEBUS> Let me fix it for ya BILLY> god, it is also my pin number and my age. JEBUS> that isnt good BILLY> wtf, it is also my pin number and my age. JEBUS> you seem to be getting smarter BILLY> yea, my blow-up gf blew-up. JEBUS> oh, thats why ... BILLY> you thought me said me knew english before. JEBUS> ... BILLY> we might be here a while! JEBUS> ok... im going the hell away from you BILLY> ok... im going the hell away from you. JEBUS> good BILLY> fuck you. JEBUS> good boy BILLY> fuck you. JEBUS> thanks BILLY> someone droped you on your head... didnt they? JEBUS> maybe BILLY> maybe, yes not. why confuse me? JEBUS> asian tard BILLY> well of bye rubber and fine are glue... so there! JEBUS> you seem to haev a stuffed up brain file billy BILLY> fingers seem to haev a stuffed up brain file jebus. JEBUS> i only blame myself BILLY> same goes for me.
  8. I found this ultra funny bot (that you can download here) which saids the most funniest stuff. 1. Install billy. 2. Talk to billy. Make sure you said stupid stuff. "I like flowers in my hair" 3. After about 30 minutes of random chat. Close billy and open him again. He will say funny random stuff (depends what you said before). 4. Post the funny stuff that Billy said. P.S: I know this topic sucks but I did it out of boredom.
  9. A: A stick which monkeys enjoy throwing at people while they visit Zoos. This stick is normally about 2-3 meters high and can be deadly. Poo stick can also mean when someone doesn't care e.g "I wouldn't touch it with my Poo stick!" Another meaning for Poo Stick is is Shit Stick. This term is used when adults tell about their childhood e.g "I remember mom smacked me with the shit stick, damn it hurt." Q:
  10. Why doesn't MTA make the nametag position customisable in the options menu. I'm sure everybody would be happier that way. oh yea, sorry terminator[nl]
  11. I would really like to see the sailor as a gang. That character rocks.
  12. A: I hope not. Anyway, the quest for cheese. Q: Who wants to raid the supa market? I got my raiding tools!
  13. A: Wait! Don't tell Brophy! Q: He won't find out right?
  14. A: *looks at empty cockpit seat* Q: Who was flying this thing? I want to blame him for my death later!
  15. A: No, I say we go on a quest for cheese. Q: All in favor?
  16. Hahahhah, you know what. You may think you right but your just ignorant. Oh and yea, if you hate waiting, make your own mod!
  17. So you think you have the right to come join the forums, demand the "betta test"? You know what, you are stupid to think that and you ought to shut up before you get yourself into trouble. But I'm sure you know that.
  18. Ooo, so you think that the MTA team will just start making my gamemode ideas insted of fixing bugs? I really doubt that.
  19. Umm, it's still in alpha stage. It's not even completed yet.
  20. I have some ideas for gamemodes. Last man standing: Spawn in a waiting area (mappers choice) until all players are ready. When that happens, all players spawn into a arena (mappers choice) and fight to the death. When a player dies, he is spawned in the waiting area (mappers choice). When there is only one player left, the round restarts. Destruction derby: This is like the destruction derby stadium mission in SP where you get a team mate to shoot the other cars but it's a bit like last man standing. The different is that the player can choose to be a shooter or driver. When the player has chosen what type he should be, he is spawned with everybody else in the DD ring (the destruction derby stadium or mappers choice). If the driver (this does not apply to shooters) dies, they are spawned in the waiting area. OMFG BOMB!: This is like last man standing. There is a waiting area (mappers choice) and is a survival. When all the players are ready, they spawn in a kart in a closed-off area (mappers choice). 1 player is a bomb. This player has to get rid of the bomb by hitting other karts. When the bomb goes off, another kart/player is randomly chosen with the bomb and has to get rid of the bomb. This repeats until there is 1 player left. Also, each time the bomb blows up someone, the time for the bomb goes quicker. These are all my ideas. I have some more but I don't feel like posting them now.
  21. This is very useful. It's a bit annoying to have to exit mtasa just to use this tool. Would be better if this was a map editor tool.
  22. Very very nice. I love the sunset pics.
  23. A: No, spoons don't hurt! Q: I vote to beat the crap out-a him with a spork! Who's with me?
  24. Personaly, I like the MTA 0.5 position. I vote for above the player!
  25. I like that idea. Maybe if the race mod could have a option for your idea in the next version.
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